Fan Fiction ❯ Lunatic Pandora ❯ 00: Engage: Pt. 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Woodstock 
Cross-posted from Fictionpress, so all the notes and stuff are kinda old. Oh well.
I warn you, my writing's not really up to par. It's short, odd, and generally not very good. But I'm having fun with it. The last chapter was written in late July, and I'm working on more of it. It's getting better, I think. Anyway, enjoy.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Sci-fi / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.01.2004 | Updated On: 09.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 558 | Visits: 134 | Status: Completed
Cross-posted from Fictionpress, so all the notes and stuff are kinda old. Oh well.
I warn you, my writing's not really up to par. It's short, odd, and generally not very good. But I'm having fun with it. The last chapter was written in late July, and I'm working on more of it. It's getting better, I think. Anyway, enjoy.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Mystery / Sci-fi / | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.01.2004 | Updated On: 09.01.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 558 | Visits: 134 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I own. No takee without askee. Thankee.
A.N.: ...Sadly, I was unable to come up with a title on my own. You Final Fantasy VIII maniacs out there probably know what I'm talking about. Uhhh....yeah. Anyhoo, I haven't written anything like this in a while, PLEASE REVIEW! I BEG OF YOU! Seriously, if people like my crappy poetry (it's in my profile), someone's gotta like this story - right?! Or not. But reviews make me all happy and stuff. OK?
-Woodstock
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< b>Lunatic Pandora
00...Engage pt.1
"Hey, Kitra...whassat?"
A small blue-and-green planet came into view on the ship's viewscreen. A woman with short, maroon-colored hair and pale complexion took a glance at the screen, then looked up at the questioner.
"A planet, obviously," she replied with a smirk.
"I know THAT! Which planet IS it though?!?" the other screamed. "Is it...you know?"
"Sorry Kaen, on that front, we're shit outta luck. No info on the planet, and no reactions either. Just an uncharted part of the universe," she swiveled her chair around to face her partner-in-crime. Tall, dark, handsome...too bad he didn't have the smarts to keep his mouth shut. "Anyway...wanna go down and take a look? Maybe we'll get paid for info on an uncharted planet-Hell, this entire solar system is uncharted."
Kaen scratched his head for a moment. "Sure, I guess...but you'd best cover those up," he said, flicking Kitra's slightly pointy ears. "I think those are weird enough - who knows what people on that planet would think?" He grinned. Kitra stuck her tongue out at him.
"And how do you know there are people down there, Mr. Greatest Genius in the Universe? There could just be flora and fauna and stuff. No sentient beings. Maybe it's just primordial soup! Beat that!" She turned back around and grabbed the ships controls. "Well, freaky planet.....we come in peace!! WOOOOO!!" The ship sped toward the planet.
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Minutes later, Kitra mentally kicked herself in the head. Stupid planetary atmosphere ruining all her fun. She picked herself up from the floor, wondering how many bumps, bruises, and breaks she would have later. She should start counting them. Meanwhile, Kaen lay curled up in a corner, a whining, tangled mass of body parts. Kitra was content to let him stay there until the ship landed.
While she was lost in thought, the ship was still speeding toward the surface of the planet. Kitra looked at the viewscreen and toward the pilot's chair.
"Hey...shouldn't someone be there?" she thought.
"Oh, right...I pilot this thing...so I should be over there."
"...But I'm not...'cause I'm over here."
...As God said, "Let there be light."
"........Oh. Shit."
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Woodstock enjoys reviews. Part two to this prologue will be up, provided someone actually took the time to read and review this thing. I need love, guys! Please?
Love, peace, and chicken grease!
A.N.: ...Sadly, I was unable to come up with a title on my own. You Final Fantasy VIII maniacs out there probably know what I'm talking about. Uhhh....yeah. Anyhoo, I haven't written anything like this in a while, PLEASE REVIEW! I BEG OF YOU! Seriously, if people like my crappy poetry (it's in my profile), someone's gotta like this story - right?! Or not. But reviews make me all happy and stuff. OK?
-Woodstock
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< b>Lunatic Pandora
00...Engage pt.1
"Hey, Kitra...whassat?"
A small blue-and-green planet came into view on the ship's viewscreen. A woman with short, maroon-colored hair and pale complexion took a glance at the screen, then looked up at the questioner.
"A planet, obviously," she replied with a smirk.
"I know THAT! Which planet IS it though?!?" the other screamed. "Is it...you know?"
"Sorry Kaen, on that front, we're shit outta luck. No info on the planet, and no reactions either. Just an uncharted part of the universe," she swiveled her chair around to face her partner-in-crime. Tall, dark, handsome...too bad he didn't have the smarts to keep his mouth shut. "Anyway...wanna go down and take a look? Maybe we'll get paid for info on an uncharted planet-Hell, this entire solar system is uncharted."
Kaen scratched his head for a moment. "Sure, I guess...but you'd best cover those up," he said, flicking Kitra's slightly pointy ears. "I think those are weird enough - who knows what people on that planet would think?" He grinned. Kitra stuck her tongue out at him.
"And how do you know there are people down there, Mr. Greatest Genius in the Universe? There could just be flora and fauna and stuff. No sentient beings. Maybe it's just primordial soup! Beat that!" She turned back around and grabbed the ships controls. "Well, freaky planet.....we come in peace!! WOOOOO!!" The ship sped toward the planet.
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Minutes later, Kitra mentally kicked herself in the head. Stupid planetary atmosphere ruining all her fun. She picked herself up from the floor, wondering how many bumps, bruises, and breaks she would have later. She should start counting them. Meanwhile, Kaen lay curled up in a corner, a whining, tangled mass of body parts. Kitra was content to let him stay there until the ship landed.
While she was lost in thought, the ship was still speeding toward the surface of the planet. Kitra looked at the viewscreen and toward the pilot's chair.
"Hey...shouldn't someone be there?" she thought.
"Oh, right...I pilot this thing...so I should be over there."
"...But I'm not...'cause I'm over here."
...As God said, "Let there be light."
"........Oh. Shit."
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Woodstock enjoys reviews. Part two to this prologue will be up, provided someone actually took the time to read and review this thing. I need love, guys! Please?
Love, peace, and chicken grease!