Fan Fiction ❯ Magical Switch! ❯ The Switchero ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Kudoku 
Alex breaks a vase...just one vase....and everything goes hectic.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Fantasy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2004 | Pages: 10 | Words: 10.4K | Visits: 706 | Status: Completed
Alex breaks a vase...just one vase....and everything goes hectic.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Fantasy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 01.17.2004 | Pages: 10 | Words: 10.4K | Visits: 706 | Status: Completed
You could say that having magical powers would be a blessing. But even good things have bad consequences, take the example from a certain Filipino.
Speaking of Filipino, she was more New Jersain than her Asian ways, her long brown hair went slightly past her shoulders, curls adding some swing to the ends. Her perfectly tanned skin shamed anyone who would kill for a skin tone like hers. Her dark brown eyes were gentle, yet on the wild side at the same time.
Apparently she was reading through her spell book, wondering what she could do during the Spring Break. She heard footsteps from the hallway. She tore her brown eyes from the pages to the door to see a tall raven and silver haired, sapphire eyed boy standing at the door way, he looked like he was in a panic.
"Let's just say, I didn't do anything, but Alex toppled over a vase."
A sweatdrop appeared on the side of the Filipino's face, "Er, which vase, Shady?"
"The one that you said if we broke, you would slit our throats."
"Oh please, you're joking."
"If I was, Billie, I wouldn't keep a straight face."
"Good point, plus I don't trust that crazy maniac." The brunnette closed the book and walked to the living room to see a sea-blue eyed boy with brown hair trying to calm himself down.
"PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!" Alex cried, glomping Billie on the waist. Billie and Shady stared at the Russian as though he had lobsters growing out of his ears. (To be honest he did have tuna fish growing out of his ears last week because he ticked Billie off during her ladies days.)
"Um, I might be a witch, but I need air." Billie said, trying to pry Alex's arms off of her. Alex letted go and used a very hurt puppy face expression, "Y-You're n-not mad a-are y-you?"
Billie's eyes went half lidded, "Alex, unless you want your ears cleaned again, you better shut your mouth or get some duct tape." Alex closed his mouth, covered his ears and shutted his eyes tightly. Shady sweatdropped, "Er, Alex, are you okay?"
"Had some sugar, I hear no evil, I see no evil, and I speak no evil!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Alex yelled running out of the room, plus running into a couple of things and a couple of walls along the way. Both Asians blinked and exchanged glances.
"Is it just me, or is it that both of us are the only sane ones in this appartment?"
"I think we better clean up the mess that Alex left since he says that he sees no evil, that also adds he sees no broken magic vases."
Billie sighed, "Minus well."
Both teens walked towards the next room, which was litterally filled with cabinets of vases and fragile items. At the center was a podium which was on it's side from being toppled over, and next to it was a broken black vase which had silver dust littering the floor.
"Okay, let's get this cleaned up and we can watch some TV and eat some chips." Billie said, both her and Shady started to pick up the broken black vase pieces, then at the same time, they both touched the silver dust, the dust glowed and flashed a bright light, causing both teens to fall backwards and laid on the floor for countless minutes.
Billie groaned slightly, and sat up opening her eyes...she looked over and saw her body, her eyes widened as she backed away, "I'm dead! I'm dead, I'm-" she turns around to a glass cabinet to see Shady's face looking back at her, "I'm Shady!?"
"Who called me?" Shady muttered rubbing his head in pain, only to look at the panicking Billie, but only to see him staring at the glass cabinet at the reflection. He turns around to another glass cabinet, expecting to see _his_ reflection, only to find Billie's reflection staring back at him.
"What the hell!?" Shady cried backing away from the glass and running into the other teen, they both turned around and screamed.
"ALEX TO THE RESCUE!!" Alex ran in randomly, causing both very panicked teens to stare at Alex who was staring back at them in confusion.
"Er.....are you two okay?" Alex said, raising his eyebrow.
"Okay?" Billie's voice snapped, but Shady's mouth was the one that was moving, "OKAY!? Does it _look_ like I'm _OKAY_?!?"
"Shady, why are you sounding like Billie's voice, you sound like an old hag-"
"WHAT!??!" Billie screeched, causing the Russian to back out, "Oh god you are Billie-"
"THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BILLIE STUCK IN SHADY'S BODY AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!! AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING HIS NAME IN VEIN!?!?"
Alex stared at Billie....er...Shady.....then to the other teen who was Billie....um.....Shady......then fell to the floor and bursted out laughing.
"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN THE OPPOSITE BODIES!? OH GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!" Alex said between laughs as tears were coming from his eyes. Both switched teens had vein marks on the sides of their faces, wanting to strangle the Russian.
"Why you-" The Japanese boy who was apparently stuck in the Filipino girl's body rose his hand and pointed at Alex, expecting a spell to happen, but the only thing that changed was the volume of Alex's laughter.
"Allow me," Billie muttered raising Shady's hand and pointed at the laughing Russian, a poof cloud surounded the boy and faded, to replace a grey cat with blue eyes.
"What the!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?! YOU TURNED ME INTO A CAT!!!!"
"What can I say? It suits you." Billie muttered, Alex glared, "You turned me into a Russian Blue!! I hate these types of cats!!!"
"But you're Russian." Shady said, his now female eyes blinking, Alex's grey paws went to his ears, "This is humiliating."
"No kidding." Billie said, folding her arms....er...his....whatever. Shady looked at himself, "Sooooo this is how you feel when you look up at me, I feel like a munchkin."
"What was that?!" Billie said, glaring at Shady, who backed away, "Pretend I said nothing!!"
"Okay, I will. I guess now I know what that powder does, it switches the first two people that touch the dust at the same time into the opposite bodies."
"Thanks captain obvious." Shady muttered, Billie glared, "Shut up Jappy-boy."
"I take that as an insult!!"
"Oh be quiet, Shady. " Alex said shaking his grey head, Shady grabbed Alex by the tail and glared at him, Alex cried out, "OW!!! NOT THE TAIL, ANYTHING BUT THE TAIL!!!!"
Shady growled, some of the brown hair going in front of his eyes, he blew the strands away, only to have them move back, as he was trying to blow the hair away, he muttered, "Billie, how do you keep this away from your eyes!?"
"Tuck them under your ears you idiot."
"Pardon?"
Billie facefaulted, "Oh for the love of pete."
Shady dropped Alex, causing the Russian Blue to crash to the floor (Apparently he doesn't know how to land on his four feet) he shook the female head and threw it back, Billie sweatdropped, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Your hair is so..." Shady tossed the long hair around, making little poses, "Flippy."
Billie and Alex fell anime style at the Japanese boy's antics.
"Wait til' Ramsey hears about you two doing a switcheroo." Alex said, rubbing his temple with his paw. Billie grabbed Alex by the crook of the neck fur, and looked at him eye to eye, "No you will not tell Ramsey about this or I'll turn you into a goldfish and flush you down the toliet!!!!"
Alex stared at the Filipino....er....Japanese and muttered, "On second thought, maybe being a Russian Blue wasn't so bad after all."
"Good." Billie said, dropping the Russian to the floor, who crashed onto the floor. He growled and drummed his paws on the carpet, "Would you two quit dropping me? I'm not graceful you know."
"I'm surprised that you admitted that." Shady said, still making little posses and messing up his new hair, "Hey, if Ramsey doesn't know about this, he's going to be hitting on you, Billie, even if he doesn't know it's really you."
Billie paled...or Shady's face paled....ack forget it, you know what I mean!!
"Now that, would be interesting. Let's see how long you can last with a guy hitting on you Billie. Especially when you're in a guy's body." Alex said, his face turning into a Cheshire(sp?) smirk.
"Hentais." Billie said glaring at the two of them. Shady sweatdropped, "Gomen, Billie, but you're going to need all the luck you can get to prevent Ramsey to keep his hands off you."
"Oh god why?"
"And you say I talk his name in vein."
"Be quiet, damnit!!"
"He doesn't like curse words either." Shady added, pointing to the sky, Billie glared at Shady....or herself....or gya, I give up, "I know that."
"You know, I wonder how long you can last with Ramsey hitting on you." Alex said, as he rolled on his back and looked up at the Japanese, "For every hour you last with Ramsey, I owe you 10 and if you tell him not to do stuff, you owe me 10. After you admit that you're not Shady, you owe me a hundred-"
"Hey, that's no fair!!" Billie yelled glaring at the Russian Blue, who was smirking, "Well I can say that you wanna hitch out with him right now-"
"You wouldn't dare-"
"Trust me, I will."
"ALEX!!"
"Okay okay, if you are able to survive him for ten hours which you probably won't, I owe you a hundred, there, happy?" Alex muttered, crossing his front legs as though he was pouting.
"Make it five."
"Ten."
"Five."
"Ten!"
"Five!!"
"Ten!"
"Seven?!"
"Ten!!"
"Eight!?"
"Sold."
Billie growled, "I can't believe this is happening, I have to find a reverse spell and find one quick."
"No you won't. In fact, I'm going to stash all your books in a magic proof case and put those necklaces from Inuyasha on you!!!"
Billie sweatdropped, "The ones that make you crash to the ground every time someone says 'sit'?"
"Yes."
"But you don't know any magic whatsoever."
"I have friends from high and low places."
Shady sweatdropped, "But this curse isn't.....permanent........is it?"
"After three days it will be." Billie muttered.
"THREE DAYS!?" Shady cried out, his new brown eyes widening, "You can't be serious!!!"
"I'm serious."
"You're never serious." Both Shady and Alex muttered, causing the witch to glare.
"Errr, I'll just be going." Alex said quickly, but Billie arleady snapped her fingers and the door was locked. Alex dashed around the room, Billie tore after him, both of them accidentally running into the silver dust, the light erupted again and faded, Billie blinked as she felt a little smaller, she came to a halt and ducked, causing Alex, who was now in Shady's body, to trip over the feline and run into the door.
"Hey Billie, that body is a work of art and I worked 17 damn long years to make it that good!!!" Shady said glaring. But Billie muttered from the cat's mouth, "Alex is in your body now, Shady."
"Wha?" Alex muttered, rubbing his now black hair, "Oh no, I went off and turned myself into a Jap."
"What was that!?" Shady snapped, glaring at Alex who was in his body, "You're not the one in a GIRL'S body, Alex!!"
"Hey, I'm still here." Billie growled, trying to snap her fingers....er.....paws....but wasn't having much luck, "DAMNIT!!"
"Er, can't you do the old fashion way?" Shady suggested, blinking, "You know, the hocus pocus, the abrakadabra?"
"I'm a witch, Shady, not a Houdini." Billie said glaring.
"Or more like a biatch." Alex said, coughing.
Billie ignored him and closed her eyes, a silver glow came and went and Billie was now in Alex's body, "Now this is something I don't like."
"What? Is my body to good enough for you?" Alex said, glaring. Billie sighed, "No, I'm just wondering if I'm going to be able to get enough oxygen because I feel like I'm breathing cologne."
"Hey, that's good cologne you're mocking!!!" Alex snapped, glaring at himself. Billie coughed, "I think this is De-ja-crap."
"Why I outa-" Alex started, who was about to tackle him....her....him....beh....but suggested not to.
"Hey, I'm in a girl's body...I can't believe I'm in a girl's-"
"Shady, check out Billie's breasts and see if they're-"
"That's it!!" Billie roared, tackling Alex....er.....Shady....Alex ack, to the ground, causing one of those anime clouds to appear.
"BILLIE!! DON'T HURT HIM..I MEAN ME!!" Shady yelled, then thought for a moment, "Billie, god is no exisitance!!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Billie said, stopping where she was, she had a handful of Shady's hair in her hand, while Alex looked like he was going to punch Billie in the face.
That's when the door opened and a blonde haired teen with multi-colored eyes stared at the three teens. The Filipino girl had a 'god save me now' look on her face, while the Russian and the Japanese boys were in a rather...strange frozen position.
"Uh......did hell break lose and I wasn't informed?" Ramsey said, sweatdrops were forming at the back of his head.
Shady cleared his throat and tried to imitate Billie's New Jersain slang accent, "Nothing Ramsey, just er....trot along, Bi- I mean, Shady and Alex were just.....um....wrestling?"
Billie looked at Shady, her face read in quote of sarcasm, 'very good excuse. And you suck at imitating.'
"One question. Wrestling in the....room filled with fragile objects?" Ramsey said, raising his eyebrow.
Billie gave Shady the look, 'Your reasons, your fault, your excuses.' Shady gulped, "Er, I was _attempting_ to stop them." Ramsey stared at them for a moment, shook his head and went to the living room. After a couple seconds, they all sighed in relief.
"Wrestling?..._Wrestling_!?" Alex muttered, rubbing his head once Billie letted go of the handful of his hair.
"I couldn't think of anything else!!" Shady said adding irritation to his voice. Both Billie and Alex facefaulted and muttered, "Never trust a Jap to make excuses."
"Hey!!"
"And Shady." Billie said walking up to him....her....and then whapped him on the head with a mallet.
"OW!!" Shady growled, rubbing his head, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"For saying that He doesn't exsist!!" Billie roared, then kept on bashing Shady on the head. Alex went up to Billie and took the mallet away, then bashing the physcopath on the head. Billie flopped to the floor and rubbed her head, "Ow, that smarts."
"Now, on with this, now let's see, now that we're in different bodies, I suggest Shady tries to seduce Ramsey in Billie's body."
"WHAT!?!?" Both Billie and Shady cried, both of them staring at Alex in disbelief.
"I'm not going to flirt inside a GIRL'S body!!"
"I'm not going to lose my innocence to a dutz!!"
"That's my koi you're talking about!!!" Shady yelled, glaring at Billie, Billie glared back, "Well you said that He doesn't exsist!!"
"So what!? I'll say it again!! He doesn't exsist!!"
Billie gasped and then growled, "You'll pay that with your life!!"
"You'll have to catch me first!!" Shady yelled, running towards the door, but Billie snapped her fingers yet again, locking the door, the two crazy Asians chased each other around the room as they passed yet again through the silver dust, causing them to switch bodies, Billie was in front, she stopped and tackled Alex....er.. Shady to the ground and slapped him, "I'm going to beat you to bloody pulp!!!"
"Billie, no!! Ramsey will kill you!!" Alex cried, grabbing the Filipino by the arms and yanking her away from Shady.
"Not if I kill him first!! And as long as I'm in my body-" Billie stopped and froze, "I'm in my body....I'M IN MY BODY!!!" Billie jumped around the room then kisses Alex on the cheek.
"Woman, you're drunk!!" Alex said, pushing Billie away slightly. Billie calmed down and laughed, "WHOO! I'm in my body!! It's my birthday, not really, party anyway!!"
"How about not?" Both Alex and Shady muttered, Billie sulked, "But-but-"
"No buts, Billie."
"Not even Ramsey's?" Shady asked innocently, causing both Billie and Alex to facefault. Billie then thought for a moment and then snapped her fingers again, the silver powder was gone.
"Hey, what gives?!" Alex cried, glaring at the Filipino, who smirked devilishly, "Oh no, I know that look anyday, it's the 'devil may come.' look that almost every girl has when they got a wicked plan."
"OOOooooo Allllllllllllleeeeeeeeeexxxxxx Shhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyyy." Billie said in a singy-song voice.
Both boys paled, when the New Jersain sang, it wasn't a good thing for them.
"You know Alex, about that bet, I wonder how long _you_ can let Ramsey play his hands on you."
Alex paled even more, but then turned red as a tomato. Shady blinked at the Russian who was in his body, "Um Alex, you're a little pink."
"Be quiet."
"Anyways, no payments in this, if you prevent him from touching you, I'll think of some ways to even out the bargain." Billie said with a wink. Both teens stared at the witch in dishbelief.
"You tricky tricky Filipino." Shady said, glaring at Billie as she walked out of the room.
"I'm not tricky, I'm just evily clever."
With that she just let the room, singing 'Love is a Light' out of pitch, causing both switched boys to sweatdrop.
"Great, I bet you that the third day, _that's_ when she'll give us the reverse spell." Alex muttered. Shady nodded, "Who _knows_ what she'll have in plan."
Billie skipped into the living room and saw Ramsey reading a magazine. Billie sweatdropped, "Er....Ramsey."
Ramsey didn't pull his eyes away from the article he was reading, but replied, "Yeah?"
"Whatcha readin?"
"A magazine."
"What kind of magazine?"
"The kind you read."
"What's the title?"
Ramsey finally dropped the magazine to his lap, glaring at the Filipino, "Are you here to bother me or ask me a favor?"
Billie shrugged, "Ah, nothing."
Ramsey facefaulted, "You're so random."
"But random is good, isn't it?"
"Yeah, but still you're annoying me!!" Ramsey growled. Billie smiled innocently, Ramsey gave her a lazy eye, "What do you want?"
"Ooooooooh nothing, I just have someone who REALLY digs you." Billie sang cheerfully. Ramsey stared at her for a moment, "So? What's new about that? Everyone seems to be chasing me but Shady has my heart and him only."
"C'mon Ramsey-chan, you think big don't you?"
"Okay, I'm talking about this.....in front of a Filipino witch......where will the world end?" Ramsey said opening the magazine again trying to ignore the Asian. Billie walked over and took the magazine from him, "HEY!"
"Ah, watch it rainbow-eyes, don't want your playboy-bunny magazine going into flames now do you?" Billie said, separating the two magazines, one was just any ordinary magazine while the other was a male version of play-boy bunny.
"Shut up." Ramsey said, snatching the NC-17 magazine from her. Billie giggled, "Why do you have that kind of magazine, hentai?"
"I imagine them as Shady, duh."
"Hentai." Billie muttered, using the other magazine she still had in her hand and whacked the blonde on the head. Ramsey rubbed his head in pain, then glaring at Billie, "So why do you want to bother me for?"
"Because I know something to dooooon't!!" Billie sang, Ramsey stood up and glared down at her, "You maybe bewitched, but that doesn't mean I can't hurt you."
Billie smiled evilly, "You're just mad you don't know who your secret admirer is!"
"Well you've bothered me enough, tell me who it is!!"
"No!! You weren't interested before!!"
"Now I am, tell me!!"
"No!!"
"Well at least give me a clue!!"
"I'm not saying, but he's 'changed' a couple times."
"Eh?"
With that, Billie giggled, "Ooooooh never mind, Ramsey." The multi-billionaire stared at the Asian in confusion, "You're disturbed Billie, what's up with you and your mood swings."
"Last week I went to a mental hosptial, they said I had mental mood swings too." Billie muttered, then screamed, causing Ramsey to cover his ears in pain, Billie stood up on the couch, to even out her height to Ramsey's, "I DON'T HAVE ANY FLIPPIN' MOOD SWINGS!!!" Then she calmed down, but a tear appeared on her eye, "I have a perfect life." Ramsey sweatdropped when the Filipino started bawling and hugged him. She then smiled automatically, and she laughed in his already sore ears, "I'm pretty good today, how about you?!"
Ramsey sweatdropped, "You're scaring me." Billie smiled and patted his head, "GOOD!!" She then bounded off the couch and then sat down on the chair and read the magazine that was in her hand before, causing Ramsey to sweatdrop even more.
"What's up with all the yelling?" Alex muttered, both him and Shady walked in, Billie saw the mild confusion in Ramsey's face, causing her to smirk inwardly, but the magazine was in front of her face, so no one really noticed.
"Um....Shady, I kinda have to question why you sound so much like Alex." Ramsey said, blinking. Alex and Shady exchanged glances, then Shady spoke, from Alex's mouth, "It's Billie's curse, she's switched our voices a minute ago."
The three boys turned to the Filipino, who was absentmindedly reading a Gravitation manga. Ramsey's eyes went half lidded, "Billie, you duzty gabot (means stupid in Filipino) what did you do to them?"
Billie didn't seem to listen, turning the page to the manga, no one could see her face, they could only see her brown eyes moving back in forth in a reading motion. Ramsey took the manga, "And this is mine, where did you find it!?"
"In the bookshelf, fifth row, behind the dictionaries."
"DAMN YOU!!!" Ramsey roared, causing the other three to snicker. Billie took the manga out of Ramsey's hands, "You've got your play-boy magazine, so quit yer complainin'."
"I'll trade you."
"Forget abou' it!" Billie yelled in her Jersain accent. All the teens jumped when they heard the doorbell ring. Billie clapped her hands and the door opened, revealing a Korean girl with long black hair that stopped halfway to her back but about 3/4 of it was brown streaks, the new comer stared at the four, blinking curiously.
"JA!!!" Billie squealed loudly, tackle glomping the Asian, causing her to move backwards, but was able to catch her. The Filipino smiled brightly hugging her friend.
"Hey Billie!" she greeted cheerfully, sweatdropping a little. The three boys stared dumb-founded at the new girl.
"Billie, I thought you said you were single." Ramsey muttered staring at the two in curiosity. Billie blinked innocently, not getting to what Ramsey was refering to. Alex got it quickly and elbowed Ramsey, "They're just friends you baka!!" Ramsey growled and rubbed his stomach, muttering that everyone is abusing him today.
Billie sweatdropped, "I don't get it.", which caused everyone in the room to crash to the ground anime style. Shady walked over to Billie and whispered to Billie what Ramsey was meaning, then Billie walked over to Ramsey and poked him with a cattle prod.
"OW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"
"You need to clean up your act, blondie!! That was _way_ off the order!!" Billie snapped, poking him at the side. Ramsey backed away from the Filipino, then looked at Ja, "I hope you're not as crazy as her."
The Korean smirked. "Depends on your definition of crazy...and what state I'm in." Ramsey blinked in confusion, "State? You mean Texas?"
"Oh for the love of pete Ramsey, she ment her state of mood!!" Alex muttered again, Ramsey looked at Alex....who to his eyes was Shady, "Er.....Shady, you okay man?"
Shady was about to say something, but Alex already stepped on his foot hard, causing Shady to gasp, but not say anything. Billie giggled at the situation, Ramsey looked from Billie, then to Alex and then to Shady, "Okay, what the hell is going on?"
"Oh nothings' wrong at all' Rams-chan." Billie said smiling innocently, "Their voices are just confusing you."
"No kidding." Ramsey said, rubbing his head in pain, "I need an asprin." He turned his heel and headed towards the bathroom. Billie smiled and snapped her fingers. Alex blinked and felt his....or Shady's body follow after Ramsey. Alex glared at Billie, "I knew this was your plan!! You tricky Filipino!!!"
"If you know my plan, are you going to do this on your own, or do I have to do this the hard and humiliating way?" Billie said smirking. Alex blinked for a moment, then hesitated and took control of his movements and dumbly followed Ramsey on his own.
Shady then blinked at Billie, "What are you going to do!?"
"Oh, nothing." Billie said, sitting down on the chair and started to read Ramsey's manga again, "Ja, care to make yourself at home. I got loads to tell you."
Immediately, Ja rushed to the couch, settling herself in the comforting plushieness. While sitting there, she spotted a playboy magazine. "Billie...this isn't yours is it?" Billie sweatdropped and muttered, "If it was, it wouldn't be out in the open, so no."
Shady sweatdropped, "Let me guess, it's Ramsey's right?"
"How'd you know?"
"He says he imagines me in those pictures." He said blushing lightly.
~*~
Alex opened the door to the bathroom to see Ramsey take the pills and gulp down the water with his quick reflexes. Even though Ramsey was a dutz sometimes, he was still a hottie to Alex's eyes. Alex slowly strided in and closed the door, not making eye contact to the blonde who didn't seem to notice that he was there.
'Hm, now that I'm in Shady's body, it wouldn't hurt to flirt now would it?' Alex thought and then looked up at Ramsey, who was looking down at the sink, his hands holding the sides of the sink, his back arched slightly.
Alex blinked slightly, staring at the slightly dazed blonde who was trying to rid the headache, "Ramsey?"
Ramsey nearly jumped out, 'that's not really making my headache much better.' Looking up into the mirror, he saw the reflection of Shady staring back at him.
"Oh, hey Shad."
Alex bit his lip slightly, 'Remember, you're in Shady's shoes, there's nothing to be afriad of, this is Ramsey we're talking about.' Alex cleared his throat, "You're really not feeling well are you?" Alex strided over and placed his hand on Ramsey's shoulder.
Ramsey, not wanting to be mean, tried to keep his sarcasm on a low. "No, of course not." He smirked, "Can you make me feel better?"
Alex got nervous slightly, he knew what he was expected to do, but he was rather hazy on how Shady does it, 'Just go with the instints, maybe taunt him a little.'
"Aw does my Ramsey need some lovin'?" Alex whispered, moving his face closer to Ramsey's.
He put on a mock about-to-cry face. Sticking his upper lip out, Ramsey nodded. "Yes, please."
Alex litteraly lost it there, forgeting that he was in Shady's body, "You got one loving comin' up." Gently pressing his lips over Ramsey's wrapping his arms around Ramsey's neck. Alex felt like he was in complete bliss.
'There's something different about this kiss...' Ramsey thought. 'He seems more...aggressive....not as submissive as he used to be.' He placed his hands on each side of Shady's (Alex's O.o?) waist.
A loud knock from the door stopped the two from their love making. Alex made a yelp in surprise and clung onto Ramsey's neck, since he was slipping slightly.
"Ramsey!? Shady?! C'mon you horn dogs get out, some people need to use the bathroom when nature calls!" Billie yelled, knocking on the door again. Alex growled inwardly, 'That little tricky Filipino!! She knew that this was going to happen!!'
Ramsey had a large anime vein popping out on his head, his hands unintentionally squeezed upon the body he was holding.
"Billie...." he growled in anger. "Gabot!!!! Why must you interupt the moments where I find joy in life?!??!"
"Oh shut up, you find joy in perplexing dogs in heat, now get your rears out of there before I turn you both into poodles!!" Billie snapped from the door.
Alex growled, "Yes mistress, give us a second to clean up."
"You're still clothed."
"FOR ONCE IN A LIFETIME QUIT STALKING US!?" Alex snapped, but relaxed and looked at Ramsey, "We better do was that biatch tells us or else we'll be sniffing each other's pish bottoms."
The American blinked in surprise. Shady usually had a good control of his anger...unless he was thoroughly pissed, of course, and it's not like him to actually insult Billie.
"Hmm..." he said suspiciously, letting go of the Japanese. "Alright."
Both teens relectantly got out, Billie was standing on the otherside of the hallway,her back leaning on the wall, tapping her foot impaitently with her arms crossed, "About time you two got out, I was starting to think I should turn you into Russell Terriers before I start getting real mad."
"Hey, it wasn't like we were in there for a century." Alex muttered. Billie glared, "Don't be fresh with me Jappy-boy!!"
Alex rolled his eyes as Billie went into the bathroom and slammed the door, then he kissed Ramsey on the cheek, "Now that she's gone, where were we?"
Then, out of nowhere, Ramsey held Shady's face within his palms, staring into icy depths. Finding nothing, he went in for a kiss. A long, drawn out, kiss filled with passion (and possibly moaning).
"GUYS!! GET A ROOM! I would like to for once go to the bathroom in peace and QUIET!!" Billie roared, causing both boys to glare at the door where the Filipino was in. She was definately doing this on purpose.
"I don't think that would help Billie, they'd be more louder than that." Ramsey and Alex turned their heads to the left to see Ratio, Alex's older cousin, who's spiked auburn hair and his sparkling electric blue eyes made him rather on the wild side, especially the small silver loop earing that hung loosely on his left earlobe. He eyed the two teens through his thin glasses and chuckled, "You two are so horny, I don't know how Alex lives through you guys."
Alex was about to tell his cousin that he was Alex, but he litteraly had to bite his tounge to keep himself quiet.
"Good observation doctor Rat'. " Billie muttered, then a flush was heard, then Billie walked out of the bathroom with her arms crossed and her eyes closed. Ratio glared, "What did I say about calling me that?"
"What was that Doctor Rat?"
"Be quiet." Ratio growled glaring.
Billie smiled innocently and patted Ratio on the head, "Don't worry, I still love you Doctor Rat."
Ratio sweatdropped as she walked by him. It took him a while to notice she called him his pet name again and he growled at the Filipino, "I'm going to hurt you!!"
~*~
Billie walked back in the living room with a sinister smirk. Both Ja and Shady blinked at the Filipino curiously as she sat down contently, Shady narrowed her eyes, "What do you have in that coy mind of yours?"
"Ahhh many plans, Shady, many plans for you, Alex and Ramsey." she looked up with a glint in her deep brown eyes. Shady stared at her, "And dare I ask _what_ plans?"
"I already controled Alex to make out with Ramsey, so what else do I need to do?" She said winking, Shady's eyes widened, "Alex wouldn't dare!!"
"He didn't even know that I was even controling him, Shady. But relax, I have other plans."
"What plans are you talking about?! I mean, you're hooking Alex and Ramsey up, which is obvious!!"
"Uh Alex, why the hell are you talking in third person?"
The three turned to Ratio who was staring back in confusion.Ja, who was thumbing through the abandoned playboy magazine, absentmindedly answered. "There was this silver powder stuff, they touched it, switched bodies, yay. Shady is in Alex's body and Alex is in Shady's body."
"Oh...That makes perfect sense, but why isn't she-" Ratio guestures to the 'pretending to be the victim' Billie, "Doing anything about it?!"
"Because I have plans, I didn't at first, but after I switched back to my body, I had a devious plan. You see, when you switch bodies with others, you can read part of their minds, their pasts and such. While I was technically trying to figure out what the hell was happening, I was sensing Shady's fear, besides my own. When I was in Alex's body, I could sense that he was thinking some other various things that he won't wish to permit to the public."
"Like what?" The other three asked in unison, Billie pretended to zip her mouth shut. Ratio glared at her and lifted her up by the collar of her black blouse, "Tell me or you'll wish you were back at the Philippine Islands!!!"
"Not if I make you wish you were back in Russia."
"Shut up."
"C'mon, we're going to find out someday!" Shady cried, glaring at the Filipino, cursing her cleverness, Billie smiled innocently, "That's for only Alex to decide."
"Eh?" The three were confused of what the Filipino was refering to, so confused, Ratio letted go of Billie's shirt, but she remained in the air, floating contently, she laid back in mid air and sighed, "I can't tell you guys because I'm sworn never to tell, it's like a secret never told. Except that Alex doesn't know that I know his little secrets."
"And God forbid if you did tell us, what would happen?" Ratio asked, Billie blinked for a minute, "I'd be banned for a month, and during that time span, both Alex and Shady would be stuck in the other's body permanently, so it's better to stay safe for now."
She landed softly on the ground and then crossed her arms, "But I'm going to my room to work on various spells." All of them backed away from her, "Oh geez, I'm not going to turn you into toads or anything, but I swear if any of you bother me, I will turn you into something unpleasant!!" she then turned to Ja, "C'mon sista, you're with me or not?"
Ja literally leaped off of the couch, still holding on to the gravitation manga like it was her life. "Of course!!!" With a little laugh, she followed Billie.
Ratio sweatdropped, "The one thing I don't understand about a woman.....is that there is _two_ women."
"No kidding." Shady muttered scratching his head. Alex and Ramsey entered the room, Alex blinked in confusion at his cousin and....well.....himself in confusion, "Erm, did we miss something?"
Ratio turned to the two, "Uh, nothing important." Shady stared at Alex, Alex looked at Shady, they bothed blinked, then a spark appeared in front of them, causing all four teens to jump.
"What the hell was that?!" Ratio cried, pushing his glasses back the bridge of his nose. Shady stared at the burnt black stain on the white carpet, "I-I don't know."
Alex sighed, "Billie, was that you?"
"Wha? What are you guys talking about?!" The Jersain cried from her room. Ratio growled, "Don't play innocent, the spark that technically was attempting to zap any one of us, and you might need new carpet."
"I didn't do anything, did Shady and Alex make eye contact?"
"Er yes?" Both Alex and Shady said, making Ramsey confused right at that moment.
"That's the effect of the voice curse, if you make eye contact of the other person there are-" Billie coughs momentarily, "Shocking results."
"Now you tell us." Shady muttered rolling his eyes. Alex growled, "Is there _some_ way you can prevent that?"
"Working on it."
A loud boom was heard from Billie's room, then some various coughing.
"Opps, too much vinegar."
The four boys sweatdropped as they saw black and blue smoke seep out from the corners of Billie's room door.
"Urgh! What's that stink?!" Ramsey cried, covering his nose. Billie poked her head out, "Sorry, I had to add some skunk oil in there too."
Everyone fell anime style, Ratio glared at the Filipino, "You keep a SKUNK in here?!!"
"Skunk oil thank you very much!!"
"Whatever!! Just get it out!!" Alex cried, putting his shirt over his nose. Billie used her black ashed covered hand and snapped her fingers, the room was cleaned and smelled like-
"Uh Billie, you have to stay away from Victoria Secret 'Love Spell' lotion." Ratio muttered rolling his eyes, the other three boys eyed him, Ratio sweatdropped, "What? My ex-girlfriend wears it!!"
"Well, better than skunk I guess." Ramsey muttered. Billie growled, "SKUNK OIL!!" Ramsey sighed, "Whatever!"
"Don't listen to the crazy Filipino, Rams, she's bad for health itself."
"Don't think I can't hear you, Ale- I mean, Shady!!"
Ramsey, caught the mistake.
'Alex? Why did she just call him...' he glanced over to Shady's body, then to Alex's body. 'They're acting strange...almost as if-'
Realization suddenly hit him. "Dude!! Did you guys switch minds?!?!?!?"
Both Ratio and Billie then muttered, "Uh oh."
Both Shady and Alex switched quick glances, in fear another zap might scare them.
Ratio thought quickly and coughed, "Er, you must be confused about their voices Rams....right Billie, you were confused?.......BIlLIE!?"
"Oh! Yeah...!! Right!!" Billie bounced in the room next to Ratio with a smile. Ramsey thought for a moment and then closed his eyes, everyone was dead quiet.
"Alex?"
"Yes?" Alex quickly responded, then he covered his mouth in shock.
"Wow, that was cle-" Ratio started, but Billie elbowed him in the gut. Ratio made a weird noise and fell to his knees.
Shady (the real one) slapped his forehead. "Nice going, genius, you're a real bright one."
"Yeah, sharp as a marble." Billie muttered, Alex glared, "Hey, you probably wouldn't think of that either!!"
Ratio stood up and looked at Ramsey, "I never knew you had a brain."
The anime vein returned to the side of Ramsey's head, and little streams of smoke was billowing from his ears.
The real Shady walked up to Ramsey and stood in between them. "Now, now, there's no need for a fight."
"Meh, don't worry Shad' it's not going to last even ten seconds against him." Ratio crossed his arms and leaned on the wall. The real Alex sighed, "Ratio, don't get him more mad than he already is."
Ramsey twitched. "Why wasn't I informed that there was a mind switch?!?!? For pete's sake, I kissed Alex without knowing it!!!!"
"Ask Billie." Everyone but the Filipino said, everyone turned to the Asian, who was in mid air, laying down on an invisible ground with her arms crossed behind her head.There was a long silence and then Billie whistled innocently.
"She might not be down to earth, but she's the one who knows what the hell is going on." Shady muttered.
"So why did you *not* tell me?! To humiliate me? To confuse me? To-"
Shady pressed hard on Ramsey's foot. "We get the point..."
"I'm not the one to answer that," Billie muttered, then continued whistling 'Pop goes the Weasel'.
"Well who is!? You're the witch around here!!" Alex snapped glaring at the Filipino.
"More like the Putikina around here." Ratio muttered, Billie glared, "My foriegn language is not to be used for your cursing intent!!" (If you want to know what that means, think witch, which rhymes with?)
Throughout the conversation, Ramsey refused to look in Alex's eyes. He was all too embarassed, knowing that he kissed the very attractive Russian. 'But he's one *hell* of a kisser . . .'
Billie continued to whistle 'Pop goes the Weasel' as she slowly walked out, when she made it to the last notes, she opened the door to her room, did the last notes and slammed the door.
Alex sweatdropped, "She is one strange witch."
Ratio then coughed, "In this case, I'm going to leave too, this is for you three to handle out. You're reasonable....er......teenagers.....I think you can do this just fine without me or the Puti-"
"Don't even think I can't hear you!!"
Ratio snapped his fingers with a grunt, "Anyways, tata!" Then he dashed out of the living room, leaving the three flustered boys alone.
Shady glanced from Ramsey to Alex to Ramsey to Alex. He didn't know what to do...he was politely puzzled.
The room was silent for a while...
"That's it." The Russian who was currently in a Japanese boy's body growled, "That Filipino knows how to give people a headache. Where's the asprin?"
"Medicne Cabinet." Ramsey and Shady said in unison, with that, Alex sauntered off rubbing his head.
The two blinked for a while and then they saw silver sparkles.
Shady felt a light sprinkling...like a soft sandstorm. Then, he felt a slight jolt...suddenly he was looking at the room in a different perspective...and Alex's body was standing right in front of him...
"What the..." he said softly.
Ramsey blinked several times before he realized that he was standing in a slightly different position. Glancing over to where he was *supposed* to be standing, he saw himself.
"WHAT THE--?!?!?!?" he shouted. Frantically, he observed his clothing. It was the exact same thing Alex's body was wearing.
"Relax Money Bags, you're not going to die or anything." A New Jersain voice rang out in the room. Billie appeared between them. Ramsey growled, "WHY YOU-" He attempted to tackle her, but went right through her and collapsed into Shady's arms.
"Nice try." Billie muttered, "I knew you would try something like that, so I took extra procations." She cleared her throat, "Anyways, don't tell Alex I switched you two."
The anime vein returns! Ramsey is practically freaking out, not really, entirely understanding what was happening. "And why not? And *you* switched us?! Why I oughta-"
"Don't start Mr. Risley, you're going to cause wrinkles on poor Alex's face." Billie muttered, shaking her head, "Besides if you _do_ tell him before I tell you to, I will make Nicole and Lindsey do some more ways to torture you two."
Shady glared, "You wouldn't"
Billie smirked, "I know where you stash your precious Linkin Park collection, so don't bother threatining me because I'll be more than glad to use a fire torch."
Shady gasped, "I'll do anything you want I swear!!!"
Ramsey trudged to the couch and plopped into it'spuffy comfort. He picked up his forgotten playboy magazine and started to browse through it. His headache from before had swollen, and it seems everything was worsening.
Seconds later, Alex's footsteps were heard, Billie faded away as though she wasn't there, Alex came in with a scowled look on his face.
"Okay, where did the pesky Filipino go?!"
"She was here a minute ago. Why?" Shady muttered.
"She took all the asprin and left this!" Alex showed Shady the note, Alex was too pissed off to even notice the voice change.
"The joke's on you, the tricky tricky Filipino." Shady said, then laughed, Alex glared, "That isn't funny!!"
Shady crumpled the note in his hand, and noticed that Alex's hair was ruffeld (or...Shady's body o.o). Being smart and remembering what Billie had told him, all he could do was take his anger on the paper as his hair was a mess.
<ooooooooooh Ramsey? Ramsey..........RAMSOWEN!!!!!!!> Ramsey's eyes opened as he growled his ears hurting with his headache, he looked around noticing that Billie wasn't around to annoy him.
<I'm in your head, now get your rear off the couch, I got the asprin you want, it's in Ratio's room, under the bed, stashed in a shoe box.>
Shady and Alex watched curiously as Ramsey ran off, to the direction of Ratio's room.
"I wonder where Shady's going?" Alex asked, sitting where the Russian body had sat before.
Shady just idly folded the note paper, not wanting to give anything away.
<Hey Alex, do me a big favor.>
<<What would that be you little pest!?>>
<Kiss Ramsey.>
<<WHAT!?>>
<You heard me, or else I will put a hole through your copy of Gravitation you stupid Russian!!>
<<Epp! Okay okay okay! How do I do this?! I mean, I don't think Ramsey's going to allow me to do so!!>>
<Oh for the love of pete, you boys are so chicken.>
With that, Alex felt himself stand up and walk up to who he thought was Ramsey. Both were staring at each others eyes.
<Kiss him....Kiss him......KISS HIM DAMNIT!!!>
<<I- I can't do it!!>>
<I can't do it for you!! I'm banned to do an action against their will!!>
<<Well I won't do it.>>
<You'll have a nice big hole through your manga->
<<Okay Okay!!>> With that Alex stood on his toes and kissed Ramsey....oh who he *thought* was Ramsey.
Shady turned a *bright* red, he didn't know *what* on earth Alex was doing...and it felt SOOOOOOO weird being kissed by your body...
A few seconds of silence, and Shady was still red as blood.
<Okay Shady, you can spill the beans.> Billie said in a singy song voice.
'Er...okay...' Shady thought, a little surprised at the sudden voice. 'That was insanely random.'
Shady cleared his throat and managed to avoid Alex's eyes (er...Shady's eyes X_x).
"Er...Alex...I'm...Shady..."
Alex stared at him for a moment, "And Ramsey's in my body?"
"Afirmitive."
"................BILLIE YOU SON OF A-" Alex started cursing in Russian. And in timing, Ramsey and Ratio came into the room, Ratio stared at his cousin(er Shady) since he understood every single word that Alex was roaring outloud.
Ramsey looked at Shady in deep worry, "What did she make you do?"
Shady sighed, now he was starting to get a headache. "Not much, just told me to tell him about us switching minds, again."
Ratio stared at Alex and then back at Shady, "The way that Alex is cursing, it has to be more than just that." Ramsey thought for a moment and then saw the redness in Shady's cheeks.
"Oh....that little-" Ramsey growled, Ratio blinked, "What?"
"Don't you get it? She makes Me kiss Alex and now she made Alex kiss Shady!! Isn't there something really weird going on here?"
"That the fact she's making us eat out of her hand?" Alex muttered before cursing off in Russian again. Ramsey sweatdropped, "No, I mean she's trying to attempt some type of plan!! There's gotta be some reason why she's doing this!"
Shady wasn't saying a thing, his mind indulged in his own thoughts. There were snippets of memories though, ones that weren't his. Wanting to respect Ramsey's privacy, he tried hard not to dwell on those memories.
"You know what amazes me?" Ratio muttered, "Is that there is three of you, and one of her, and she outsmarted all three of you."
"Ratio, she's a girl and that's just two heads and she's also a witch!! Plus she's got Ja who's probably helping her as well!!"
"But still, she's the one who thought of the idea _and_ she done all the persuasive tasks to get you guys to do what she wants. I still say she outsmarted you on her own. That's kinda sad."
"Shut up, Doc. Anyways, we need to find out what she's got in plan for us, we're walking around a target practice for snipers in smoke."
"That would be something you would do on purpose." Ratio muttered, chuckling as he imagined the image. Ramsey death glared the older teen, "That is low buddy."
Shady, finally getting annoyed with Alex, gave him a quick kiss...just to shut him up.
And it worked, for once he felt the contact, Alex was in deep shock.
Ramsey and Ratio looked amused, although Ramsey had a hint of jealousy and anger in his expresstion.
After an akward silence, Ratio coughed, "I think I came to a conclusion."
The other three teens stared at the doctor. The doctor cleared his throat, "The conclusion, I think she's trying to set you guys up."
"We know that Sherlock Homes, just _why_?"
"I don't only mean that....er...Shady-"
"Alex, Ratio. You don't even reginize your own cousin's voice?"
"Sorry, But what I mean is that she's trying to set you three up together."
"You just said that."
Ratio facefaulted, "Do you want to know why? It's because all three of you have a connection to each other!!! Don't you get the flippin point?!"
There was a rather akward silence, the three boys were trying to think who they really did love. Ramsey looked up at the celing, "Is that true Billie?"
"Ten points for Doctor Rat!!" Billie yelled. The anime veins appeared on Ratio's head as he started yelling in Russian.
"Is there an off switch to the Russian?" Ramsey muttered, covering his ears. Alex nodded, "One." He made an upper cut to Ratio's chin causing the doctor to faint.
"Whoa, good one, Alex." Shady blinked. Alex shook his hand, trying to ease the pain, "Don' mention it."
Ramsey then glared at Billie who was sleeping in mid-air, "Okay, _now_ can we go back to our original bodies?!"
There was a long silence then-
"No."
Ramsey was about to *explode* "WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Shady just glared while Alex was cursing again. It was mass hysteria...or at least in that living room. A burst of laughter came from Billie's room, no doubt it was Ja, perhaps she heard what was happening.
Billie, who was overjoyed with herself, smirked, "Now c'mon boys, don't you feel special now that you're a threesome?"
Alex stopped cursing, Ramsey stared and Shady paled slightly. But all three just looked at the Filipino, who then bursted out laughing.
"All this time I've seen you guys stare at each other, even though Ramsey and Shady were together you still eyed the other like you wanted something more!! This whole thing was seted up!! I was just waiting for the right time to do so!!"
"This was a set up!? Why didn't you do this the old fashion way!?" Ramsey growled.
"Because one, I'm not old and two, I hate fashion."
All three males face-faulted.
"Why did you go through all that trouble when there are easier methods...we could have saved much money on aspirin." Shady said smartly.
Billie snickered, "Then it wouldn't be that fun now would it?" she landed on the ground and smiled, "Now c'mon, I know you're thinking bad thoughts. I might not be a mind reader, but I don't have to be a rocket scientist to see the looks on your faces."
All three boys turned deep red. Billie snickered and snapped her fingers. "There you happy, you're in your orginal bodies and now-" Billie grabbed Ratio's collar jacket and pulled him out of the room, "I'll take Ratio to the hospital, tata!!"
Shady immediately ran to the bathroom, his hair was still a mess and he would not accept that. Alex started jumping around, obviously joyed that he has returned to his body. Ramsey joined his celebration, and the two were prancing around the room.
Shady came back with his hair done neatly, "Now......Now what?"
Shady ran to the kitchen, and pulled out Ratios's bottle of Sprite: Remix. He downed it in one gulp.
Ramsey and Alex walked in. When they saw the empty bottle, they paled. "Oh no..." they said in unison.
Shady suddenly felt a burst of energy. He turned to the two teens who had just arrived and pasted a small, evil-ish grin on his face.
He leaned back into the refrigerator and pulled out a can of whipped cream and some fudge. Shady squeezed between the two teens, giving both a wink before sauntering off to the direction of the bedrooms.
Ramsey looked at Alex, "Is is just me, or did we die and wake up in heaven?" Alex looked at Ramsey and smirked, "I don't know, but if we don't hurry, Shady might get started on that fudge already."
Ramsey nodded, "Good point."
Speaking of Filipino, she was more New Jersain than her Asian ways, her long brown hair went slightly past her shoulders, curls adding some swing to the ends. Her perfectly tanned skin shamed anyone who would kill for a skin tone like hers. Her dark brown eyes were gentle, yet on the wild side at the same time.
Apparently she was reading through her spell book, wondering what she could do during the Spring Break. She heard footsteps from the hallway. She tore her brown eyes from the pages to the door to see a tall raven and silver haired, sapphire eyed boy standing at the door way, he looked like he was in a panic.
"Let's just say, I didn't do anything, but Alex toppled over a vase."
A sweatdrop appeared on the side of the Filipino's face, "Er, which vase, Shady?"
"The one that you said if we broke, you would slit our throats."
"Oh please, you're joking."
"If I was, Billie, I wouldn't keep a straight face."
"Good point, plus I don't trust that crazy maniac." The brunnette closed the book and walked to the living room to see a sea-blue eyed boy with brown hair trying to calm himself down.
"PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME!!" Alex cried, glomping Billie on the waist. Billie and Shady stared at the Russian as though he had lobsters growing out of his ears. (To be honest he did have tuna fish growing out of his ears last week because he ticked Billie off during her ladies days.)
"Um, I might be a witch, but I need air." Billie said, trying to pry Alex's arms off of her. Alex letted go and used a very hurt puppy face expression, "Y-You're n-not mad a-are y-you?"
Billie's eyes went half lidded, "Alex, unless you want your ears cleaned again, you better shut your mouth or get some duct tape." Alex closed his mouth, covered his ears and shutted his eyes tightly. Shady sweatdropped, "Er, Alex, are you okay?"
"Had some sugar, I hear no evil, I see no evil, and I speak no evil!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Alex yelled running out of the room, plus running into a couple of things and a couple of walls along the way. Both Asians blinked and exchanged glances.
"Is it just me, or is it that both of us are the only sane ones in this appartment?"
"I think we better clean up the mess that Alex left since he says that he sees no evil, that also adds he sees no broken magic vases."
Billie sighed, "Minus well."
Both teens walked towards the next room, which was litterally filled with cabinets of vases and fragile items. At the center was a podium which was on it's side from being toppled over, and next to it was a broken black vase which had silver dust littering the floor.
"Okay, let's get this cleaned up and we can watch some TV and eat some chips." Billie said, both her and Shady started to pick up the broken black vase pieces, then at the same time, they both touched the silver dust, the dust glowed and flashed a bright light, causing both teens to fall backwards and laid on the floor for countless minutes.
Billie groaned slightly, and sat up opening her eyes...she looked over and saw her body, her eyes widened as she backed away, "I'm dead! I'm dead, I'm-" she turns around to a glass cabinet to see Shady's face looking back at her, "I'm Shady!?"
"Who called me?" Shady muttered rubbing his head in pain, only to look at the panicking Billie, but only to see him staring at the glass cabinet at the reflection. He turns around to another glass cabinet, expecting to see _his_ reflection, only to find Billie's reflection staring back at him.
"What the hell!?" Shady cried backing away from the glass and running into the other teen, they both turned around and screamed.
"ALEX TO THE RESCUE!!" Alex ran in randomly, causing both very panicked teens to stare at Alex who was staring back at them in confusion.
"Er.....are you two okay?" Alex said, raising his eyebrow.
"Okay?" Billie's voice snapped, but Shady's mouth was the one that was moving, "OKAY!? Does it _look_ like I'm _OKAY_?!?"
"Shady, why are you sounding like Billie's voice, you sound like an old hag-"
"WHAT!??!" Billie screeched, causing the Russian to back out, "Oh god you are Billie-"
"THAT'S RIGHT!! I'M BILLIE STUCK IN SHADY'S BODY AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!! AND WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING HIS NAME IN VEIN!?!?"
Alex stared at Billie....er...Shady.....then to the other teen who was Billie....um.....Shady......then fell to the floor and bursted out laughing.
"OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE STUCK IN THE OPPOSITE BODIES!? OH GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!" Alex said between laughs as tears were coming from his eyes. Both switched teens had vein marks on the sides of their faces, wanting to strangle the Russian.
"Why you-" The Japanese boy who was apparently stuck in the Filipino girl's body rose his hand and pointed at Alex, expecting a spell to happen, but the only thing that changed was the volume of Alex's laughter.
"Allow me," Billie muttered raising Shady's hand and pointed at the laughing Russian, a poof cloud surounded the boy and faded, to replace a grey cat with blue eyes.
"What the!? WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!?! YOU TURNED ME INTO A CAT!!!!"
"What can I say? It suits you." Billie muttered, Alex glared, "You turned me into a Russian Blue!! I hate these types of cats!!!"
"But you're Russian." Shady said, his now female eyes blinking, Alex's grey paws went to his ears, "This is humiliating."
"No kidding." Billie said, folding her arms....er...his....whatever. Shady looked at himself, "Sooooo this is how you feel when you look up at me, I feel like a munchkin."
"What was that?!" Billie said, glaring at Shady, who backed away, "Pretend I said nothing!!"
"Okay, I will. I guess now I know what that powder does, it switches the first two people that touch the dust at the same time into the opposite bodies."
"Thanks captain obvious." Shady muttered, Billie glared, "Shut up Jappy-boy."
"I take that as an insult!!"
"Oh be quiet, Shady. " Alex said shaking his grey head, Shady grabbed Alex by the tail and glared at him, Alex cried out, "OW!!! NOT THE TAIL, ANYTHING BUT THE TAIL!!!!"
Shady growled, some of the brown hair going in front of his eyes, he blew the strands away, only to have them move back, as he was trying to blow the hair away, he muttered, "Billie, how do you keep this away from your eyes!?"
"Tuck them under your ears you idiot."
"Pardon?"
Billie facefaulted, "Oh for the love of pete."
Shady dropped Alex, causing the Russian Blue to crash to the floor (Apparently he doesn't know how to land on his four feet) he shook the female head and threw it back, Billie sweatdropped, "What the hell are you doing?"
"Your hair is so..." Shady tossed the long hair around, making little poses, "Flippy."
Billie and Alex fell anime style at the Japanese boy's antics.
"Wait til' Ramsey hears about you two doing a switcheroo." Alex said, rubbing his temple with his paw. Billie grabbed Alex by the crook of the neck fur, and looked at him eye to eye, "No you will not tell Ramsey about this or I'll turn you into a goldfish and flush you down the toliet!!!!"
Alex stared at the Filipino....er....Japanese and muttered, "On second thought, maybe being a Russian Blue wasn't so bad after all."
"Good." Billie said, dropping the Russian to the floor, who crashed onto the floor. He growled and drummed his paws on the carpet, "Would you two quit dropping me? I'm not graceful you know."
"I'm surprised that you admitted that." Shady said, still making little posses and messing up his new hair, "Hey, if Ramsey doesn't know about this, he's going to be hitting on you, Billie, even if he doesn't know it's really you."
Billie paled...or Shady's face paled....ack forget it, you know what I mean!!
"Now that, would be interesting. Let's see how long you can last with a guy hitting on you Billie. Especially when you're in a guy's body." Alex said, his face turning into a Cheshire(sp?) smirk.
"Hentais." Billie said glaring at the two of them. Shady sweatdropped, "Gomen, Billie, but you're going to need all the luck you can get to prevent Ramsey to keep his hands off you."
"Oh god why?"
"And you say I talk his name in vein."
"Be quiet, damnit!!"
"He doesn't like curse words either." Shady added, pointing to the sky, Billie glared at Shady....or herself....or gya, I give up, "I know that."
"You know, I wonder how long you can last with Ramsey hitting on you." Alex said, as he rolled on his back and looked up at the Japanese, "For every hour you last with Ramsey, I owe you 10 and if you tell him not to do stuff, you owe me 10. After you admit that you're not Shady, you owe me a hundred-"
"Hey, that's no fair!!" Billie yelled glaring at the Russian Blue, who was smirking, "Well I can say that you wanna hitch out with him right now-"
"You wouldn't dare-"
"Trust me, I will."
"ALEX!!"
"Okay okay, if you are able to survive him for ten hours which you probably won't, I owe you a hundred, there, happy?" Alex muttered, crossing his front legs as though he was pouting.
"Make it five."
"Ten."
"Five."
"Ten!"
"Five!!"
"Ten!"
"Seven?!"
"Ten!!"
"Eight!?"
"Sold."
Billie growled, "I can't believe this is happening, I have to find a reverse spell and find one quick."
"No you won't. In fact, I'm going to stash all your books in a magic proof case and put those necklaces from Inuyasha on you!!!"
Billie sweatdropped, "The ones that make you crash to the ground every time someone says 'sit'?"
"Yes."
"But you don't know any magic whatsoever."
"I have friends from high and low places."
Shady sweatdropped, "But this curse isn't.....permanent........is it?"
"After three days it will be." Billie muttered.
"THREE DAYS!?" Shady cried out, his new brown eyes widening, "You can't be serious!!!"
"I'm serious."
"You're never serious." Both Shady and Alex muttered, causing the witch to glare.
"Errr, I'll just be going." Alex said quickly, but Billie arleady snapped her fingers and the door was locked. Alex dashed around the room, Billie tore after him, both of them accidentally running into the silver dust, the light erupted again and faded, Billie blinked as she felt a little smaller, she came to a halt and ducked, causing Alex, who was now in Shady's body, to trip over the feline and run into the door.
"Hey Billie, that body is a work of art and I worked 17 damn long years to make it that good!!!" Shady said glaring. But Billie muttered from the cat's mouth, "Alex is in your body now, Shady."
"Wha?" Alex muttered, rubbing his now black hair, "Oh no, I went off and turned myself into a Jap."
"What was that!?" Shady snapped, glaring at Alex who was in his body, "You're not the one in a GIRL'S body, Alex!!"
"Hey, I'm still here." Billie growled, trying to snap her fingers....er.....paws....but wasn't having much luck, "DAMNIT!!"
"Er, can't you do the old fashion way?" Shady suggested, blinking, "You know, the hocus pocus, the abrakadabra?"
"I'm a witch, Shady, not a Houdini." Billie said glaring.
"Or more like a biatch." Alex said, coughing.
Billie ignored him and closed her eyes, a silver glow came and went and Billie was now in Alex's body, "Now this is something I don't like."
"What? Is my body to good enough for you?" Alex said, glaring. Billie sighed, "No, I'm just wondering if I'm going to be able to get enough oxygen because I feel like I'm breathing cologne."
"Hey, that's good cologne you're mocking!!!" Alex snapped, glaring at himself. Billie coughed, "I think this is De-ja-crap."
"Why I outa-" Alex started, who was about to tackle him....her....him....beh....but suggested not to.
"Hey, I'm in a girl's body...I can't believe I'm in a girl's-"
"Shady, check out Billie's breasts and see if they're-"
"That's it!!" Billie roared, tackling Alex....er.....Shady....Alex ack, to the ground, causing one of those anime clouds to appear.
"BILLIE!! DON'T HURT HIM..I MEAN ME!!" Shady yelled, then thought for a moment, "Billie, god is no exisitance!!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Billie said, stopping where she was, she had a handful of Shady's hair in her hand, while Alex looked like he was going to punch Billie in the face.
That's when the door opened and a blonde haired teen with multi-colored eyes stared at the three teens. The Filipino girl had a 'god save me now' look on her face, while the Russian and the Japanese boys were in a rather...strange frozen position.
"Uh......did hell break lose and I wasn't informed?" Ramsey said, sweatdrops were forming at the back of his head.
Shady cleared his throat and tried to imitate Billie's New Jersain slang accent, "Nothing Ramsey, just er....trot along, Bi- I mean, Shady and Alex were just.....um....wrestling?"
Billie looked at Shady, her face read in quote of sarcasm, 'very good excuse. And you suck at imitating.'
"One question. Wrestling in the....room filled with fragile objects?" Ramsey said, raising his eyebrow.
Billie gave Shady the look, 'Your reasons, your fault, your excuses.' Shady gulped, "Er, I was _attempting_ to stop them." Ramsey stared at them for a moment, shook his head and went to the living room. After a couple seconds, they all sighed in relief.
"Wrestling?..._Wrestling_!?" Alex muttered, rubbing his head once Billie letted go of the handful of his hair.
"I couldn't think of anything else!!" Shady said adding irritation to his voice. Both Billie and Alex facefaulted and muttered, "Never trust a Jap to make excuses."
"Hey!!"
"And Shady." Billie said walking up to him....her....and then whapped him on the head with a mallet.
"OW!!" Shady growled, rubbing his head, "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
"For saying that He doesn't exsist!!" Billie roared, then kept on bashing Shady on the head. Alex went up to Billie and took the mallet away, then bashing the physcopath on the head. Billie flopped to the floor and rubbed her head, "Ow, that smarts."
"Now, on with this, now let's see, now that we're in different bodies, I suggest Shady tries to seduce Ramsey in Billie's body."
"WHAT!?!?" Both Billie and Shady cried, both of them staring at Alex in disbelief.
"I'm not going to flirt inside a GIRL'S body!!"
"I'm not going to lose my innocence to a dutz!!"
"That's my koi you're talking about!!!" Shady yelled, glaring at Billie, Billie glared back, "Well you said that He doesn't exsist!!"
"So what!? I'll say it again!! He doesn't exsist!!"
Billie gasped and then growled, "You'll pay that with your life!!"
"You'll have to catch me first!!" Shady yelled, running towards the door, but Billie snapped her fingers yet again, locking the door, the two crazy Asians chased each other around the room as they passed yet again through the silver dust, causing them to switch bodies, Billie was in front, she stopped and tackled Alex....er.. Shady to the ground and slapped him, "I'm going to beat you to bloody pulp!!!"
"Billie, no!! Ramsey will kill you!!" Alex cried, grabbing the Filipino by the arms and yanking her away from Shady.
"Not if I kill him first!! And as long as I'm in my body-" Billie stopped and froze, "I'm in my body....I'M IN MY BODY!!!" Billie jumped around the room then kisses Alex on the cheek.
"Woman, you're drunk!!" Alex said, pushing Billie away slightly. Billie calmed down and laughed, "WHOO! I'm in my body!! It's my birthday, not really, party anyway!!"
"How about not?" Both Alex and Shady muttered, Billie sulked, "But-but-"
"No buts, Billie."
"Not even Ramsey's?" Shady asked innocently, causing both Billie and Alex to facefault. Billie then thought for a moment and then snapped her fingers again, the silver powder was gone.
"Hey, what gives?!" Alex cried, glaring at the Filipino, who smirked devilishly, "Oh no, I know that look anyday, it's the 'devil may come.' look that almost every girl has when they got a wicked plan."
"OOOooooo Allllllllllllleeeeeeeeeexxxxxx Shhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaddddddddddyyyyy." Billie said in a singy-song voice.
Both boys paled, when the New Jersain sang, it wasn't a good thing for them.
"You know Alex, about that bet, I wonder how long _you_ can let Ramsey play his hands on you."
Alex paled even more, but then turned red as a tomato. Shady blinked at the Russian who was in his body, "Um Alex, you're a little pink."
"Be quiet."
"Anyways, no payments in this, if you prevent him from touching you, I'll think of some ways to even out the bargain." Billie said with a wink. Both teens stared at the witch in dishbelief.
"You tricky tricky Filipino." Shady said, glaring at Billie as she walked out of the room.
"I'm not tricky, I'm just evily clever."
With that she just let the room, singing 'Love is a Light' out of pitch, causing both switched boys to sweatdrop.
"Great, I bet you that the third day, _that's_ when she'll give us the reverse spell." Alex muttered. Shady nodded, "Who _knows_ what she'll have in plan."
Billie skipped into the living room and saw Ramsey reading a magazine. Billie sweatdropped, "Er....Ramsey."
Ramsey didn't pull his eyes away from the article he was reading, but replied, "Yeah?"
"Whatcha readin?"
"A magazine."
"What kind of magazine?"
"The kind you read."
"What's the title?"
Ramsey finally dropped the magazine to his lap, glaring at the Filipino, "Are you here to bother me or ask me a favor?"
Billie shrugged, "Ah, nothing."
Ramsey facefaulted, "You're so random."
"But random is good, isn't it?"
"Yeah, but still you're annoying me!!" Ramsey growled. Billie smiled innocently, Ramsey gave her a lazy eye, "What do you want?"
"Ooooooooh nothing, I just have someone who REALLY digs you." Billie sang cheerfully. Ramsey stared at her for a moment, "So? What's new about that? Everyone seems to be chasing me but Shady has my heart and him only."
"C'mon Ramsey-chan, you think big don't you?"
"Okay, I'm talking about this.....in front of a Filipino witch......where will the world end?" Ramsey said opening the magazine again trying to ignore the Asian. Billie walked over and took the magazine from him, "HEY!"
"Ah, watch it rainbow-eyes, don't want your playboy-bunny magazine going into flames now do you?" Billie said, separating the two magazines, one was just any ordinary magazine while the other was a male version of play-boy bunny.
"Shut up." Ramsey said, snatching the NC-17 magazine from her. Billie giggled, "Why do you have that kind of magazine, hentai?"
"I imagine them as Shady, duh."
"Hentai." Billie muttered, using the other magazine she still had in her hand and whacked the blonde on the head. Ramsey rubbed his head in pain, then glaring at Billie, "So why do you want to bother me for?"
"Because I know something to dooooon't!!" Billie sang, Ramsey stood up and glared down at her, "You maybe bewitched, but that doesn't mean I can't hurt you."
Billie smiled evilly, "You're just mad you don't know who your secret admirer is!"
"Well you've bothered me enough, tell me who it is!!"
"No!! You weren't interested before!!"
"Now I am, tell me!!"
"No!!"
"Well at least give me a clue!!"
"I'm not saying, but he's 'changed' a couple times."
"Eh?"
With that, Billie giggled, "Ooooooh never mind, Ramsey." The multi-billionaire stared at the Asian in confusion, "You're disturbed Billie, what's up with you and your mood swings."
"Last week I went to a mental hosptial, they said I had mental mood swings too." Billie muttered, then screamed, causing Ramsey to cover his ears in pain, Billie stood up on the couch, to even out her height to Ramsey's, "I DON'T HAVE ANY FLIPPIN' MOOD SWINGS!!!" Then she calmed down, but a tear appeared on her eye, "I have a perfect life." Ramsey sweatdropped when the Filipino started bawling and hugged him. She then smiled automatically, and she laughed in his already sore ears, "I'm pretty good today, how about you?!"
Ramsey sweatdropped, "You're scaring me." Billie smiled and patted his head, "GOOD!!" She then bounded off the couch and then sat down on the chair and read the magazine that was in her hand before, causing Ramsey to sweatdrop even more.
"What's up with all the yelling?" Alex muttered, both him and Shady walked in, Billie saw the mild confusion in Ramsey's face, causing her to smirk inwardly, but the magazine was in front of her face, so no one really noticed.
"Um....Shady, I kinda have to question why you sound so much like Alex." Ramsey said, blinking. Alex and Shady exchanged glances, then Shady spoke, from Alex's mouth, "It's Billie's curse, she's switched our voices a minute ago."
The three boys turned to the Filipino, who was absentmindedly reading a Gravitation manga. Ramsey's eyes went half lidded, "Billie, you duzty gabot (means stupid in Filipino) what did you do to them?"
Billie didn't seem to listen, turning the page to the manga, no one could see her face, they could only see her brown eyes moving back in forth in a reading motion. Ramsey took the manga, "And this is mine, where did you find it!?"
"In the bookshelf, fifth row, behind the dictionaries."
"DAMN YOU!!!" Ramsey roared, causing the other three to snicker. Billie took the manga out of Ramsey's hands, "You've got your play-boy magazine, so quit yer complainin'."
"I'll trade you."
"Forget abou' it!" Billie yelled in her Jersain accent. All the teens jumped when they heard the doorbell ring. Billie clapped her hands and the door opened, revealing a Korean girl with long black hair that stopped halfway to her back but about 3/4 of it was brown streaks, the new comer stared at the four, blinking curiously.
"JA!!!" Billie squealed loudly, tackle glomping the Asian, causing her to move backwards, but was able to catch her. The Filipino smiled brightly hugging her friend.
"Hey Billie!" she greeted cheerfully, sweatdropping a little. The three boys stared dumb-founded at the new girl.
"Billie, I thought you said you were single." Ramsey muttered staring at the two in curiosity. Billie blinked innocently, not getting to what Ramsey was refering to. Alex got it quickly and elbowed Ramsey, "They're just friends you baka!!" Ramsey growled and rubbed his stomach, muttering that everyone is abusing him today.
Billie sweatdropped, "I don't get it.", which caused everyone in the room to crash to the ground anime style. Shady walked over to Billie and whispered to Billie what Ramsey was meaning, then Billie walked over to Ramsey and poked him with a cattle prod.
"OW!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"
"You need to clean up your act, blondie!! That was _way_ off the order!!" Billie snapped, poking him at the side. Ramsey backed away from the Filipino, then looked at Ja, "I hope you're not as crazy as her."
The Korean smirked. "Depends on your definition of crazy...and what state I'm in." Ramsey blinked in confusion, "State? You mean Texas?"
"Oh for the love of pete Ramsey, she ment her state of mood!!" Alex muttered again, Ramsey looked at Alex....who to his eyes was Shady, "Er.....Shady, you okay man?"
Shady was about to say something, but Alex already stepped on his foot hard, causing Shady to gasp, but not say anything. Billie giggled at the situation, Ramsey looked from Billie, then to Alex and then to Shady, "Okay, what the hell is going on?"
"Oh nothings' wrong at all' Rams-chan." Billie said smiling innocently, "Their voices are just confusing you."
"No kidding." Ramsey said, rubbing his head in pain, "I need an asprin." He turned his heel and headed towards the bathroom. Billie smiled and snapped her fingers. Alex blinked and felt his....or Shady's body follow after Ramsey. Alex glared at Billie, "I knew this was your plan!! You tricky Filipino!!!"
"If you know my plan, are you going to do this on your own, or do I have to do this the hard and humiliating way?" Billie said smirking. Alex blinked for a moment, then hesitated and took control of his movements and dumbly followed Ramsey on his own.
Shady then blinked at Billie, "What are you going to do!?"
"Oh, nothing." Billie said, sitting down on the chair and started to read Ramsey's manga again, "Ja, care to make yourself at home. I got loads to tell you."
Immediately, Ja rushed to the couch, settling herself in the comforting plushieness. While sitting there, she spotted a playboy magazine. "Billie...this isn't yours is it?" Billie sweatdropped and muttered, "If it was, it wouldn't be out in the open, so no."
Shady sweatdropped, "Let me guess, it's Ramsey's right?"
"How'd you know?"
"He says he imagines me in those pictures." He said blushing lightly.
~*~
Alex opened the door to the bathroom to see Ramsey take the pills and gulp down the water with his quick reflexes. Even though Ramsey was a dutz sometimes, he was still a hottie to Alex's eyes. Alex slowly strided in and closed the door, not making eye contact to the blonde who didn't seem to notice that he was there.
'Hm, now that I'm in Shady's body, it wouldn't hurt to flirt now would it?' Alex thought and then looked up at Ramsey, who was looking down at the sink, his hands holding the sides of the sink, his back arched slightly.
Alex blinked slightly, staring at the slightly dazed blonde who was trying to rid the headache, "Ramsey?"
Ramsey nearly jumped out, 'that's not really making my headache much better.' Looking up into the mirror, he saw the reflection of Shady staring back at him.
"Oh, hey Shad."
Alex bit his lip slightly, 'Remember, you're in Shady's shoes, there's nothing to be afriad of, this is Ramsey we're talking about.' Alex cleared his throat, "You're really not feeling well are you?" Alex strided over and placed his hand on Ramsey's shoulder.
Ramsey, not wanting to be mean, tried to keep his sarcasm on a low. "No, of course not." He smirked, "Can you make me feel better?"
Alex got nervous slightly, he knew what he was expected to do, but he was rather hazy on how Shady does it, 'Just go with the instints, maybe taunt him a little.'
"Aw does my Ramsey need some lovin'?" Alex whispered, moving his face closer to Ramsey's.
He put on a mock about-to-cry face. Sticking his upper lip out, Ramsey nodded. "Yes, please."
Alex litteraly lost it there, forgeting that he was in Shady's body, "You got one loving comin' up." Gently pressing his lips over Ramsey's wrapping his arms around Ramsey's neck. Alex felt like he was in complete bliss.
'There's something different about this kiss...' Ramsey thought. 'He seems more...aggressive....not as submissive as he used to be.' He placed his hands on each side of Shady's (Alex's O.o?) waist.
A loud knock from the door stopped the two from their love making. Alex made a yelp in surprise and clung onto Ramsey's neck, since he was slipping slightly.
"Ramsey!? Shady?! C'mon you horn dogs get out, some people need to use the bathroom when nature calls!" Billie yelled, knocking on the door again. Alex growled inwardly, 'That little tricky Filipino!! She knew that this was going to happen!!'
Ramsey had a large anime vein popping out on his head, his hands unintentionally squeezed upon the body he was holding.
"Billie...." he growled in anger. "Gabot!!!! Why must you interupt the moments where I find joy in life?!??!"
"Oh shut up, you find joy in perplexing dogs in heat, now get your rears out of there before I turn you both into poodles!!" Billie snapped from the door.
Alex growled, "Yes mistress, give us a second to clean up."
"You're still clothed."
"FOR ONCE IN A LIFETIME QUIT STALKING US!?" Alex snapped, but relaxed and looked at Ramsey, "We better do was that biatch tells us or else we'll be sniffing each other's pish bottoms."
The American blinked in surprise. Shady usually had a good control of his anger...unless he was thoroughly pissed, of course, and it's not like him to actually insult Billie.
"Hmm..." he said suspiciously, letting go of the Japanese. "Alright."
Both teens relectantly got out, Billie was standing on the otherside of the hallway,her back leaning on the wall, tapping her foot impaitently with her arms crossed, "About time you two got out, I was starting to think I should turn you into Russell Terriers before I start getting real mad."
"Hey, it wasn't like we were in there for a century." Alex muttered. Billie glared, "Don't be fresh with me Jappy-boy!!"
Alex rolled his eyes as Billie went into the bathroom and slammed the door, then he kissed Ramsey on the cheek, "Now that she's gone, where were we?"
Then, out of nowhere, Ramsey held Shady's face within his palms, staring into icy depths. Finding nothing, he went in for a kiss. A long, drawn out, kiss filled with passion (and possibly moaning).
"GUYS!! GET A ROOM! I would like to for once go to the bathroom in peace and QUIET!!" Billie roared, causing both boys to glare at the door where the Filipino was in. She was definately doing this on purpose.
"I don't think that would help Billie, they'd be more louder than that." Ramsey and Alex turned their heads to the left to see Ratio, Alex's older cousin, who's spiked auburn hair and his sparkling electric blue eyes made him rather on the wild side, especially the small silver loop earing that hung loosely on his left earlobe. He eyed the two teens through his thin glasses and chuckled, "You two are so horny, I don't know how Alex lives through you guys."
Alex was about to tell his cousin that he was Alex, but he litteraly had to bite his tounge to keep himself quiet.
"Good observation doctor Rat'. " Billie muttered, then a flush was heard, then Billie walked out of the bathroom with her arms crossed and her eyes closed. Ratio glared, "What did I say about calling me that?"
"What was that Doctor Rat?"
"Be quiet." Ratio growled glaring.
Billie smiled innocently and patted Ratio on the head, "Don't worry, I still love you Doctor Rat."
Ratio sweatdropped as she walked by him. It took him a while to notice she called him his pet name again and he growled at the Filipino, "I'm going to hurt you!!"
~*~
Billie walked back in the living room with a sinister smirk. Both Ja and Shady blinked at the Filipino curiously as she sat down contently, Shady narrowed her eyes, "What do you have in that coy mind of yours?"
"Ahhh many plans, Shady, many plans for you, Alex and Ramsey." she looked up with a glint in her deep brown eyes. Shady stared at her, "And dare I ask _what_ plans?"
"I already controled Alex to make out with Ramsey, so what else do I need to do?" She said winking, Shady's eyes widened, "Alex wouldn't dare!!"
"He didn't even know that I was even controling him, Shady. But relax, I have other plans."
"What plans are you talking about?! I mean, you're hooking Alex and Ramsey up, which is obvious!!"
"Uh Alex, why the hell are you talking in third person?"
The three turned to Ratio who was staring back in confusion.Ja, who was thumbing through the abandoned playboy magazine, absentmindedly answered. "There was this silver powder stuff, they touched it, switched bodies, yay. Shady is in Alex's body and Alex is in Shady's body."
"Oh...That makes perfect sense, but why isn't she-" Ratio guestures to the 'pretending to be the victim' Billie, "Doing anything about it?!"
"Because I have plans, I didn't at first, but after I switched back to my body, I had a devious plan. You see, when you switch bodies with others, you can read part of their minds, their pasts and such. While I was technically trying to figure out what the hell was happening, I was sensing Shady's fear, besides my own. When I was in Alex's body, I could sense that he was thinking some other various things that he won't wish to permit to the public."
"Like what?" The other three asked in unison, Billie pretended to zip her mouth shut. Ratio glared at her and lifted her up by the collar of her black blouse, "Tell me or you'll wish you were back at the Philippine Islands!!!"
"Not if I make you wish you were back in Russia."
"Shut up."
"C'mon, we're going to find out someday!" Shady cried, glaring at the Filipino, cursing her cleverness, Billie smiled innocently, "That's for only Alex to decide."
"Eh?" The three were confused of what the Filipino was refering to, so confused, Ratio letted go of Billie's shirt, but she remained in the air, floating contently, she laid back in mid air and sighed, "I can't tell you guys because I'm sworn never to tell, it's like a secret never told. Except that Alex doesn't know that I know his little secrets."
"And God forbid if you did tell us, what would happen?" Ratio asked, Billie blinked for a minute, "I'd be banned for a month, and during that time span, both Alex and Shady would be stuck in the other's body permanently, so it's better to stay safe for now."
She landed softly on the ground and then crossed her arms, "But I'm going to my room to work on various spells." All of them backed away from her, "Oh geez, I'm not going to turn you into toads or anything, but I swear if any of you bother me, I will turn you into something unpleasant!!" she then turned to Ja, "C'mon sista, you're with me or not?"
Ja literally leaped off of the couch, still holding on to the gravitation manga like it was her life. "Of course!!!" With a little laugh, she followed Billie.
Ratio sweatdropped, "The one thing I don't understand about a woman.....is that there is _two_ women."
"No kidding." Shady muttered scratching his head. Alex and Ramsey entered the room, Alex blinked in confusion at his cousin and....well.....himself in confusion, "Erm, did we miss something?"
Ratio turned to the two, "Uh, nothing important." Shady stared at Alex, Alex looked at Shady, they bothed blinked, then a spark appeared in front of them, causing all four teens to jump.
"What the hell was that?!" Ratio cried, pushing his glasses back the bridge of his nose. Shady stared at the burnt black stain on the white carpet, "I-I don't know."
Alex sighed, "Billie, was that you?"
"Wha? What are you guys talking about?!" The Jersain cried from her room. Ratio growled, "Don't play innocent, the spark that technically was attempting to zap any one of us, and you might need new carpet."
"I didn't do anything, did Shady and Alex make eye contact?"
"Er yes?" Both Alex and Shady said, making Ramsey confused right at that moment.
"That's the effect of the voice curse, if you make eye contact of the other person there are-" Billie coughs momentarily, "Shocking results."
"Now you tell us." Shady muttered rolling his eyes. Alex growled, "Is there _some_ way you can prevent that?"
"Working on it."
A loud boom was heard from Billie's room, then some various coughing.
"Opps, too much vinegar."
The four boys sweatdropped as they saw black and blue smoke seep out from the corners of Billie's room door.
"Urgh! What's that stink?!" Ramsey cried, covering his nose. Billie poked her head out, "Sorry, I had to add some skunk oil in there too."
Everyone fell anime style, Ratio glared at the Filipino, "You keep a SKUNK in here?!!"
"Skunk oil thank you very much!!"
"Whatever!! Just get it out!!" Alex cried, putting his shirt over his nose. Billie used her black ashed covered hand and snapped her fingers, the room was cleaned and smelled like-
"Uh Billie, you have to stay away from Victoria Secret 'Love Spell' lotion." Ratio muttered rolling his eyes, the other three boys eyed him, Ratio sweatdropped, "What? My ex-girlfriend wears it!!"
"Well, better than skunk I guess." Ramsey muttered. Billie growled, "SKUNK OIL!!" Ramsey sighed, "Whatever!"
"Don't listen to the crazy Filipino, Rams, she's bad for health itself."
"Don't think I can't hear you, Ale- I mean, Shady!!"
Ramsey, caught the mistake.
'Alex? Why did she just call him...' he glanced over to Shady's body, then to Alex's body. 'They're acting strange...almost as if-'
Realization suddenly hit him. "Dude!! Did you guys switch minds?!?!?!?"
Both Ratio and Billie then muttered, "Uh oh."
Both Shady and Alex switched quick glances, in fear another zap might scare them.
Ratio thought quickly and coughed, "Er, you must be confused about their voices Rams....right Billie, you were confused?.......BIlLIE!?"
"Oh! Yeah...!! Right!!" Billie bounced in the room next to Ratio with a smile. Ramsey thought for a moment and then closed his eyes, everyone was dead quiet.
"Alex?"
"Yes?" Alex quickly responded, then he covered his mouth in shock.
"Wow, that was cle-" Ratio started, but Billie elbowed him in the gut. Ratio made a weird noise and fell to his knees.
Shady (the real one) slapped his forehead. "Nice going, genius, you're a real bright one."
"Yeah, sharp as a marble." Billie muttered, Alex glared, "Hey, you probably wouldn't think of that either!!"
Ratio stood up and looked at Ramsey, "I never knew you had a brain."
The anime vein returned to the side of Ramsey's head, and little streams of smoke was billowing from his ears.
The real Shady walked up to Ramsey and stood in between them. "Now, now, there's no need for a fight."
"Meh, don't worry Shad' it's not going to last even ten seconds against him." Ratio crossed his arms and leaned on the wall. The real Alex sighed, "Ratio, don't get him more mad than he already is."
Ramsey twitched. "Why wasn't I informed that there was a mind switch?!?!? For pete's sake, I kissed Alex without knowing it!!!!"
"Ask Billie." Everyone but the Filipino said, everyone turned to the Asian, who was in mid air, laying down on an invisible ground with her arms crossed behind her head.There was a long silence and then Billie whistled innocently.
"She might not be down to earth, but she's the one who knows what the hell is going on." Shady muttered.
"So why did you *not* tell me?! To humiliate me? To confuse me? To-"
Shady pressed hard on Ramsey's foot. "We get the point..."
"I'm not the one to answer that," Billie muttered, then continued whistling 'Pop goes the Weasel'.
"Well who is!? You're the witch around here!!" Alex snapped glaring at the Filipino.
"More like the Putikina around here." Ratio muttered, Billie glared, "My foriegn language is not to be used for your cursing intent!!" (If you want to know what that means, think witch, which rhymes with?)
Throughout the conversation, Ramsey refused to look in Alex's eyes. He was all too embarassed, knowing that he kissed the very attractive Russian. 'But he's one *hell* of a kisser . . .'
Billie continued to whistle 'Pop goes the Weasel' as she slowly walked out, when she made it to the last notes, she opened the door to her room, did the last notes and slammed the door.
Alex sweatdropped, "She is one strange witch."
Ratio then coughed, "In this case, I'm going to leave too, this is for you three to handle out. You're reasonable....er......teenagers.....I think you can do this just fine without me or the Puti-"
"Don't even think I can't hear you!!"
Ratio snapped his fingers with a grunt, "Anyways, tata!" Then he dashed out of the living room, leaving the three flustered boys alone.
Shady glanced from Ramsey to Alex to Ramsey to Alex. He didn't know what to do...he was politely puzzled.
The room was silent for a while...
"That's it." The Russian who was currently in a Japanese boy's body growled, "That Filipino knows how to give people a headache. Where's the asprin?"
"Medicne Cabinet." Ramsey and Shady said in unison, with that, Alex sauntered off rubbing his head.
The two blinked for a while and then they saw silver sparkles.
Shady felt a light sprinkling...like a soft sandstorm. Then, he felt a slight jolt...suddenly he was looking at the room in a different perspective...and Alex's body was standing right in front of him...
"What the..." he said softly.
Ramsey blinked several times before he realized that he was standing in a slightly different position. Glancing over to where he was *supposed* to be standing, he saw himself.
"WHAT THE--?!?!?!?" he shouted. Frantically, he observed his clothing. It was the exact same thing Alex's body was wearing.
"Relax Money Bags, you're not going to die or anything." A New Jersain voice rang out in the room. Billie appeared between them. Ramsey growled, "WHY YOU-" He attempted to tackle her, but went right through her and collapsed into Shady's arms.
"Nice try." Billie muttered, "I knew you would try something like that, so I took extra procations." She cleared her throat, "Anyways, don't tell Alex I switched you two."
The anime vein returns! Ramsey is practically freaking out, not really, entirely understanding what was happening. "And why not? And *you* switched us?! Why I oughta-"
"Don't start Mr. Risley, you're going to cause wrinkles on poor Alex's face." Billie muttered, shaking her head, "Besides if you _do_ tell him before I tell you to, I will make Nicole and Lindsey do some more ways to torture you two."
Shady glared, "You wouldn't"
Billie smirked, "I know where you stash your precious Linkin Park collection, so don't bother threatining me because I'll be more than glad to use a fire torch."
Shady gasped, "I'll do anything you want I swear!!!"
Ramsey trudged to the couch and plopped into it'spuffy comfort. He picked up his forgotten playboy magazine and started to browse through it. His headache from before had swollen, and it seems everything was worsening.
Seconds later, Alex's footsteps were heard, Billie faded away as though she wasn't there, Alex came in with a scowled look on his face.
"Okay, where did the pesky Filipino go?!"
"She was here a minute ago. Why?" Shady muttered.
"She took all the asprin and left this!" Alex showed Shady the note, Alex was too pissed off to even notice the voice change.
"The joke's on you, the tricky tricky Filipino." Shady said, then laughed, Alex glared, "That isn't funny!!"
Shady crumpled the note in his hand, and noticed that Alex's hair was ruffeld (or...Shady's body o.o). Being smart and remembering what Billie had told him, all he could do was take his anger on the paper as his hair was a mess.
<ooooooooooh Ramsey? Ramsey..........RAMSOWEN!!!!!!!> Ramsey's eyes opened as he growled his ears hurting with his headache, he looked around noticing that Billie wasn't around to annoy him.
<I'm in your head, now get your rear off the couch, I got the asprin you want, it's in Ratio's room, under the bed, stashed in a shoe box.>
Shady and Alex watched curiously as Ramsey ran off, to the direction of Ratio's room.
"I wonder where Shady's going?" Alex asked, sitting where the Russian body had sat before.
Shady just idly folded the note paper, not wanting to give anything away.
<Hey Alex, do me a big favor.>
<<What would that be you little pest!?>>
<Kiss Ramsey.>
<<WHAT!?>>
<You heard me, or else I will put a hole through your copy of Gravitation you stupid Russian!!>
<<Epp! Okay okay okay! How do I do this?! I mean, I don't think Ramsey's going to allow me to do so!!>>
<Oh for the love of pete, you boys are so chicken.>
With that, Alex felt himself stand up and walk up to who he thought was Ramsey. Both were staring at each others eyes.
<Kiss him....Kiss him......KISS HIM DAMNIT!!!>
<<I- I can't do it!!>>
<I can't do it for you!! I'm banned to do an action against their will!!>
<<Well I won't do it.>>
<You'll have a nice big hole through your manga->
<<Okay Okay!!>> With that Alex stood on his toes and kissed Ramsey....oh who he *thought* was Ramsey.
Shady turned a *bright* red, he didn't know *what* on earth Alex was doing...and it felt SOOOOOOO weird being kissed by your body...
A few seconds of silence, and Shady was still red as blood.
<Okay Shady, you can spill the beans.> Billie said in a singy song voice.
'Er...okay...' Shady thought, a little surprised at the sudden voice. 'That was insanely random.'
Shady cleared his throat and managed to avoid Alex's eyes (er...Shady's eyes X_x).
"Er...Alex...I'm...Shady..."
Alex stared at him for a moment, "And Ramsey's in my body?"
"Afirmitive."
"................BILLIE YOU SON OF A-" Alex started cursing in Russian. And in timing, Ramsey and Ratio came into the room, Ratio stared at his cousin(er Shady) since he understood every single word that Alex was roaring outloud.
Ramsey looked at Shady in deep worry, "What did she make you do?"
Shady sighed, now he was starting to get a headache. "Not much, just told me to tell him about us switching minds, again."
Ratio stared at Alex and then back at Shady, "The way that Alex is cursing, it has to be more than just that." Ramsey thought for a moment and then saw the redness in Shady's cheeks.
"Oh....that little-" Ramsey growled, Ratio blinked, "What?"
"Don't you get it? She makes Me kiss Alex and now she made Alex kiss Shady!! Isn't there something really weird going on here?"
"That the fact she's making us eat out of her hand?" Alex muttered before cursing off in Russian again. Ramsey sweatdropped, "No, I mean she's trying to attempt some type of plan!! There's gotta be some reason why she's doing this!"
Shady wasn't saying a thing, his mind indulged in his own thoughts. There were snippets of memories though, ones that weren't his. Wanting to respect Ramsey's privacy, he tried hard not to dwell on those memories.
"You know what amazes me?" Ratio muttered, "Is that there is three of you, and one of her, and she outsmarted all three of you."
"Ratio, she's a girl and that's just two heads and she's also a witch!! Plus she's got Ja who's probably helping her as well!!"
"But still, she's the one who thought of the idea _and_ she done all the persuasive tasks to get you guys to do what she wants. I still say she outsmarted you on her own. That's kinda sad."
"Shut up, Doc. Anyways, we need to find out what she's got in plan for us, we're walking around a target practice for snipers in smoke."
"That would be something you would do on purpose." Ratio muttered, chuckling as he imagined the image. Ramsey death glared the older teen, "That is low buddy."
Shady, finally getting annoyed with Alex, gave him a quick kiss...just to shut him up.
And it worked, for once he felt the contact, Alex was in deep shock.
Ramsey and Ratio looked amused, although Ramsey had a hint of jealousy and anger in his expresstion.
After an akward silence, Ratio coughed, "I think I came to a conclusion."
The other three teens stared at the doctor. The doctor cleared his throat, "The conclusion, I think she's trying to set you guys up."
"We know that Sherlock Homes, just _why_?"
"I don't only mean that....er...Shady-"
"Alex, Ratio. You don't even reginize your own cousin's voice?"
"Sorry, But what I mean is that she's trying to set you three up together."
"You just said that."
Ratio facefaulted, "Do you want to know why? It's because all three of you have a connection to each other!!! Don't you get the flippin point?!"
There was a rather akward silence, the three boys were trying to think who they really did love. Ramsey looked up at the celing, "Is that true Billie?"
"Ten points for Doctor Rat!!" Billie yelled. The anime veins appeared on Ratio's head as he started yelling in Russian.
"Is there an off switch to the Russian?" Ramsey muttered, covering his ears. Alex nodded, "One." He made an upper cut to Ratio's chin causing the doctor to faint.
"Whoa, good one, Alex." Shady blinked. Alex shook his hand, trying to ease the pain, "Don' mention it."
Ramsey then glared at Billie who was sleeping in mid-air, "Okay, _now_ can we go back to our original bodies?!"
There was a long silence then-
"No."
Ramsey was about to *explode* "WHAT?!?!?!?!"
Shady just glared while Alex was cursing again. It was mass hysteria...or at least in that living room. A burst of laughter came from Billie's room, no doubt it was Ja, perhaps she heard what was happening.
Billie, who was overjoyed with herself, smirked, "Now c'mon boys, don't you feel special now that you're a threesome?"
Alex stopped cursing, Ramsey stared and Shady paled slightly. But all three just looked at the Filipino, who then bursted out laughing.
"All this time I've seen you guys stare at each other, even though Ramsey and Shady were together you still eyed the other like you wanted something more!! This whole thing was seted up!! I was just waiting for the right time to do so!!"
"This was a set up!? Why didn't you do this the old fashion way!?" Ramsey growled.
"Because one, I'm not old and two, I hate fashion."
All three males face-faulted.
"Why did you go through all that trouble when there are easier methods...we could have saved much money on aspirin." Shady said smartly.
Billie snickered, "Then it wouldn't be that fun now would it?" she landed on the ground and smiled, "Now c'mon, I know you're thinking bad thoughts. I might not be a mind reader, but I don't have to be a rocket scientist to see the looks on your faces."
All three boys turned deep red. Billie snickered and snapped her fingers. "There you happy, you're in your orginal bodies and now-" Billie grabbed Ratio's collar jacket and pulled him out of the room, "I'll take Ratio to the hospital, tata!!"
Shady immediately ran to the bathroom, his hair was still a mess and he would not accept that. Alex started jumping around, obviously joyed that he has returned to his body. Ramsey joined his celebration, and the two were prancing around the room.
Shady came back with his hair done neatly, "Now......Now what?"
Shady ran to the kitchen, and pulled out Ratios's bottle of Sprite: Remix. He downed it in one gulp.
Ramsey and Alex walked in. When they saw the empty bottle, they paled. "Oh no..." they said in unison.
Shady suddenly felt a burst of energy. He turned to the two teens who had just arrived and pasted a small, evil-ish grin on his face.
He leaned back into the refrigerator and pulled out a can of whipped cream and some fudge. Shady squeezed between the two teens, giving both a wink before sauntering off to the direction of the bedrooms.
Ramsey looked at Alex, "Is is just me, or did we die and wake up in heaven?" Alex looked at Ramsey and smirked, "I don't know, but if we don't hurry, Shady might get started on that fudge already."
Ramsey nodded, "Good point."