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My Ode to Booties

By Deucez

Where to begin, from the reverse of the end

To the start of those wonderous globes of skin

Booties I say, we're discussing them now

From the models of Paris to the simplest of frau

They are embraced by jeans, shorts, and thongs

And gently wrapped by grass skirts and sarongs

They move erotic, exotic, and hypnotic

Get you tipsy, thinking you drunk too much tonic

Or high as the sky, like you blazed a ton of chronic

Addicted to Booties, like you Hooked on to Phonics

Getting after them bubbles at the speed of Super Sonic

I'm afraid it's an illness, and there is no cure

I'll be chasing Booties for the rest of my life, I'm fairly sure

As this is the fate, I've resigned myself to

It is one duty that I'll happily do!

For more about booties, come to my abode

For continuation of my booty-ful ode

To chat of all types of gluteus maximus

That hail from small towns to a large college campus

The swell of a breast, can't compare next

To the curve of a booty, that's presented to me

Breastises sway, and jiggle to and fro

Entice you to squeeze and knead them like dough

Booties are similar `cuz they cause car wrecks

But they undulate too, and put you in their hex

I'm not about to sit `n compare booties to boobs

`Cuz I think they should be sorted into

Two different categories, yet remain linked

It's the flow of the groove, that's got our bodies synched

Out on the dance floor, I be watchin' fo ass

On a girl that be outta this world, and able to pass

My test, to see if that Booty's a real onion

Bring yo' badunkadunk girl and we'll go have some fun an'

then, I'll press the flesh, as you ride the crest of a

Tsunami that bests your greatest orgasm of yet

But I'll top it again soon just give me one sec

I'm sad to say that our time together is gone

And I'll have to leave you all alone

But know I'm still questin' and havin' fun

Lookin' fo that amiable ass that's number one

So if you see a crowd full of bountiful Booties

Know I'm out there still doin' my duty.

A/N: I sincerely hope that you didn't think you could get away from my insanity even if it's just a silly little ode that got out of control. I really needed this because I believe that I was losing my inspiration to write due to the onslaught of college things that I have to do before all of the deadlines pass me by. *sigh* But rest assured that when you *review* you will help inspire me to continue to share my insanity to all those who will desire to lose their grip on all that they hold dear in the realm of their little minds. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *cough*cough* Excuse me; I got a little carried away. Nevertheless, review, Review, REVIEW!!! That was the point of all of my mindless blathering. Oh, shouts to all my crew at home, my albino negro B-Deezy, The Guido, The (Crazy) Midget, and anybody else who read my creation and said that it was good (insert standard choir "Aah" background song). I'm out (finally), Shoot Dem Deucez, One Love, and any other phrase that means good bye to yo' stankin' ass. (juuuuuussssttt kidding!) PEACE!!