Fan Fiction ❯ Nightwolf's Bad Day! ❯ The Story ( Chapter 1 )
Note: Anything I say or do is of no offense to anybody
I don't own any characters!
This is a Mortal Kombat Fanfic me and my brothers came up with a while ago.
Let's Begin
All the Mortal Kombat good guys are at the dinner table when Striker looks at Nightwolf and says (for no reason)
Striker: You, the white man, took MY land and took my people
Nightwolf: Why…what did I do to you?
Striker: What, it's just a joke.
Nightwolf: What?! Just because I'm Native American means I say that!?
Striker: It was just a joke, calm down.
Nightwolf: I don't like you.
Later on in the week
Sonya: Come on Nightwolf, lets go on a trip
Striker: Come on…he is boring
Nightwolf: What? Just because I'm Native American means I'm boring
Striker: Calm down.
As they go down they see a sign that reads "Trail of Tears"
Sonya: We're here!
Nightwolf: Why are we here?
Striker: It's an Indian historical sight
Nightwolf: What?! Just because you think I'm Indian makes it so!?!
Striker: Native American, sorry.
Sonya: Lets go to McDonalds
They drive down and enter a McDonalds, they see a Native American at the register
Nightwolf: Why are you working for them.
Clerk: It's the only job I can get.
Another worker comes from the back.
Fryer: Umm… Chief "Fries the Fries" fell into the Fryer!
Clerk: Uh-Oh
Fryer: Should we serve the remains like the manager said we should?
Nightwolf: Let's leave.
Striker: Now I know whats in the Mystery meat
Sonya: Indi…Native American
They drive up the trail to get to a Native Reserve
Striker: Hey an Indian Reserve!
Nightwolf: What!? These are…
Striker: I KNOW! God you take everything literally!
They see a Chief come out
Chief: Kill Me
Striker: Why
Nightwolf: Because it is so Miserable here
Chief: We are all poor, and today is Tax day!
A Taxer comes in
Taxer: Time for Taxes!
Native: Get HIM!
They all jumped on him, cooked him, and ate him.
Striker: Well that shows us how bad youre people really are.
Nightwolf: It's the white man's fault!
Striker: So that makes it right to eat a man!
Nightwolf: No, but that's not my tribe
Sonya: LOOK OUT!
The car makes a thump, as Striker realizes he just parked on a Native American.
Striker: oops…Ill just back up..
The car makes another thump, as he realizes he backed up on a Native
Sonya: Oh my God
Nightwolf: Let's just go.
On the way home they accidentally hit more Indians
Nightwolf: This is the worst day of my life
Striker: I just wanted you to feel better
Nightwolf: Well you made it worse
Striker: Your too hard to please!
Keep in Note that no Native Americans were hurt in the making of this FanFic