Fan Fiction ❯ Of Foxes, Dragons, and Freaks of Nature ❯ Chapter Two ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Psycho Sisters Inc 
StraitJacket: Whee! people read it!
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SJ & Issues: Please enjoy! ^_^
SJ: And please Review, critcischizm is always helpful!
Issues: She means criticism...
SJ: On with the fic!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Adventure / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.09.2005 | Updated On: 07.11.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 225 | Status: Work In Progress
StraitJacket: Whee! people read it!
Issues: Disclaimer has already been said.
SJ & Issues: Please enjoy! ^_^
SJ: And please Review, critcischizm is always helpful!
Issues: She means criticism...
SJ: On with the fic!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Adventure / Action | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.09.2005 | Updated On: 07.11.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.8K | Visits: 225 | Status: Work In Progress
StraitJacket: Whee! Another chapter of OFDAFON! On with the psychosis and penguins!
Issues: *Glares at SJ* Sara, behave yourself. *rereads chapter* I didn't put any penguins in here...
StraitJacket: That's what the mooses want you to think ^_^
Issues: *eye twitch* Riiiight... No more sugar and caffeine for the Doragon...
StraitJacket: On to the ficcy! *dodges P.S.I. all of whom have duck tape and rope*
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Hi I updated. Thank StraitJacket and Taraya they've been on my case about it forever. Nag Nag Nag!!!! Anyway. thank you for reading.
On with the chapter
Disclaimer: It Ain't Ours DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: It Ain't Ours DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of Dragons, Foxes, And Freaks Of Nature
Chapter two
"Holy fuckin' shit!!!! Where the hell am I?!" Sara shouted the moment she opened her eyes. Grumbles were heard around her. A pillow hit her.
"Hey!" She exclaimed loudly. Sitting up she looked around. She saw four short people.
"You're short." Sara said.
Chapter two
"Holy fuckin' shit!!!! Where the hell am I?!" Sara shouted the moment she opened her eyes. Grumbles were heard around her. A pillow hit her.
"Hey!" She exclaimed loudly. Sitting up she looked around. She saw four short people.
"You're short." Sara said.
"So.. You're pale." Brittany said. (In case you haven't noticed, Brittany, Jessica, Athena, and Taraya are all Hobbits. I'll explain how Taraya got here in a later chapter.)
"I am?!" Sara looked at her arm. "Kawaii!!!!" She looked at her friends.
"You have funky ears." Sara said bluntly.
"I am?!" Sara looked at her arm. "Kawaii!!!!" She looked at her friends.
"You have funky ears." Sara said bluntly.
"You have black hair." Jessica said, obviously annoyed. Sara looked at one lock of her hair, popped out of bed and started dancing around the room. Three pillows hit her in the back, head, and stomach.
"Pillow fight!!" Taraya shouted. The air was soon full of feathers and flying pillowcases. The pillow fight stopped when the door opened and a pillow slammed into the face of Aragorn.
"Pillow fight!!" Taraya shouted. The air was soon full of feathers and flying pillowcases. The pillow fight stopped when the door opened and a pillow slammed into the face of Aragorn.
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*Pause for effect. LOL*
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Everyone froze.
"What a pleasant way to start the day." He said lightly. (A/N Not very much like Aragorn huh.)
"Sorry 'bout that. I blame short people!!!!" Sara said accusingly.
"You seem to have a lot of hobbit friends." Aragorn said. "What are your names?"
"Um......" She turned towards her friends. "I'm Doragon. This is Rei, Jessana, Taraya, and Xandria." She pointed to each as she said their names.
*Pause for effect. LOL*
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Everyone froze.
"What a pleasant way to start the day." He said lightly. (A/N Not very much like Aragorn huh.)
"Sorry 'bout that. I blame short people!!!!" Sara said accusingly.
"You seem to have a lot of hobbit friends." Aragorn said. "What are your names?"
"Um......" She turned towards her friends. "I'm Doragon. This is Rei, Jessana, Taraya, and Xandria." She pointed to each as she said their names.
Her Hobbit friends were puzzled. Why did Sara (or Doragon) tell some of their real names and not all. Four male Hobbits stepped up behind Aragorn. Rei(Brittany) , Xandria(Athena), and Taraya got wide-eyed. They were all mentally cheering. Boys BOys BOYs BOYS BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Rei stepped up to one of them.
"Hi I'm Rei." She said quietly.
"I'm Frodo." He said. He rubbed his head. Rei winced.
"Sorry about that." She said. The previous night, Taraya, Rei, Xandria, and Doragon had appeared out of thin air and landed on the heads of Pippin (Taraya), Merry (Xandria), Frodo (Rei), and Aragorn (Doragon).
"Forgiven." ( A/N I'm lazy so I'm just going to say that similar things were happening with the others, except for Jessana who was staring off in space and Samwise who was watching everything around him. The girls went with the boys to Rivendell. And don't give me any crap about not going into enough detail. It took me like two weeks to write this chapter.)
"Hi I'm Rei." She said quietly.
"I'm Frodo." He said. He rubbed his head. Rei winced.
"Sorry about that." She said. The previous night, Taraya, Rei, Xandria, and Doragon had appeared out of thin air and landed on the heads of Pippin (Taraya), Merry (Xandria), Frodo (Rei), and Aragorn (Doragon).
"Forgiven." ( A/N I'm lazy so I'm just going to say that similar things were happening with the others, except for Jessana who was staring off in space and Samwise who was watching everything around him. The girls went with the boys to Rivendell. And don't give me any crap about not going into enough detail. It took me like two weeks to write this chapter.)
Meanwhile.........
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Ty had landed on Boromir, knocking him off his horse, and both of them to the ground. The horse ran off somewhere. Boromir led Ty back to Minas Tirith, his sword at her back. By the time they got to the city, they knew each others names, siblings, and home life. Of course, the moment they walked into the White City, Ty was locked up to be questioned at a later time.
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Ty had landed on Boromir, knocking him off his horse, and both of them to the ground. The horse ran off somewhere. Boromir led Ty back to Minas Tirith, his sword at her back. By the time they got to the city, they knew each others names, siblings, and home life. Of course, the moment they walked into the White City, Ty was locked up to be questioned at a later time.
Meanwhile......
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Courtney landed in Rohan, nearly knocking Eomer out. (She will be seen more later on.)
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Courtney landed in Rohan, nearly knocking Eomer out. (She will be seen more later on.)
Meanwhile......(Do you guys see a pattern?)
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Chelsea landed in (Guess?).........................................................Mirkwood. (Am I too predictable?) She nearly killed Prince Legolas or whatever the guards said.
"I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted loud enough that the elves in the kitchen heard her, loud clear and ringing in their ears.
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Chelsea landed in (Guess?).........................................................Mirkwood. (Am I too predictable?) She nearly killed Prince Legolas or whatever the guards said.
"I DON"T EVEN KNOW WHERE I AM!!!!!!!!!!" She shouted loud enough that the elves in the kitchen heard her, loud clear and ringing in their ears.
Every elf in the room dropped to their knees, their hands over their ears, nearly crying in pain. The king was doubled up on his throne. Ten guards rushed into the room, immediately drawing arrows on her.
She 'meeped' and curled up into a ball on the floor. Branches suddenly sprouted and formed a protective barrier by weaving themselves together. One of the guards pounded on the barrier and a squeak was heard from inside.
"Leave me alone you pointy eared freaks!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled from inside the barrier. King Thranduil sat on his throne, staring in wonder at the over-turned basket that was once a she-elf (she doesn't know she's a she-elf).
"She......She is the Enchantress...." He murmured in amazement. The guards looked at him in disbelief.
"But Milord," one stammered, "she is a myth."
"No she is not a myth. She is very much real. And she is betrothed my son... Legolas...(*Rubs hand s together evilly*HeHeHe What am I plotting?) Go and retrieve my son," King Thranduil ordered.
Ten minutes later, Legolas walked in. "You called father?" The blonde (and completely hot) elf said, and hearing a squeak looked around the room. His elvish ( and Amazing) eyes rested on the overturned basket on the ground.
"What on Middle Earth is that supposed to be?!" He asked.
"Your fiancé." The king muttered sarcastically at his son's momentary stupidity.
"He's my what?!?!?!" The girl emerged from the basket, the vines vanished into the ground.
"Lower your arrows!" The king ordered calmly.
"I'm not engaged I'm only 14!" She shouted, not as loud but as effective.
"Does she ever stop shouting?" Legolas asked. She stopped shouting, staring in amazement at the prince.
"Orlando Bloom... He looks just like Orlando Bloom," She murmured staring in wonder at Legals.
"Orlando ya?" {Orlando who} Legolas said now completely confused.
"Never mind. Dolle naa lost..." {Your head is empty} She muttered.
"I resent that!" Legolas yelled now angry.
"Oh boy." She muttered eyes wide.
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Than k for reading. *Big cheesy smile* Next up Rivendell.
***Issues***
She 'meeped' and curled up into a ball on the floor. Branches suddenly sprouted and formed a protective barrier by weaving themselves together. One of the guards pounded on the barrier and a squeak was heard from inside.
"Leave me alone you pointy eared freaks!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled from inside the barrier. King Thranduil sat on his throne, staring in wonder at the over-turned basket that was once a she-elf (she doesn't know she's a she-elf).
"She......She is the Enchantress...." He murmured in amazement. The guards looked at him in disbelief.
"But Milord," one stammered, "she is a myth."
"No she is not a myth. She is very much real. And she is betrothed my son... Legolas...(*Rubs hand s together evilly*HeHeHe What am I plotting?) Go and retrieve my son," King Thranduil ordered.
Ten minutes later, Legolas walked in. "You called father?" The blonde (and completely hot) elf said, and hearing a squeak looked around the room. His elvish ( and Amazing) eyes rested on the overturned basket on the ground.
"What on Middle Earth is that supposed to be?!" He asked.
"Your fiancé." The king muttered sarcastically at his son's momentary stupidity.
"He's my what?!?!?!" The girl emerged from the basket, the vines vanished into the ground.
"Lower your arrows!" The king ordered calmly.
"I'm not engaged I'm only 14!" She shouted, not as loud but as effective.
"Does she ever stop shouting?" Legolas asked. She stopped shouting, staring in amazement at the prince.
"Orlando Bloom... He looks just like Orlando Bloom," She murmured staring in wonder at Legals.
"Orlando ya?" {Orlando who} Legolas said now completely confused.
"Never mind. Dolle naa lost..." {Your head is empty} She muttered.
"I resent that!" Legolas yelled now angry.
"Oh boy." She muttered eyes wide.
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Than k for reading. *Big cheesy smile* Next up Rivendell.
***Issues***
StraitJacket: *tied to a chair and gagged* *hums happily*
Issues: Maybe the sugar high will wear off soon...
Kitty: Doubt it, this one might last for a few days.
Abner: *Rolls her eyes* Longer. She ate all the brownies, Cheetos, candy and maybe Tulsa's journal...
Tulsa: *sobbing, looking through peoples bags and pockets* I CAN'T FIND IT!!!
Issues: *smiles at readers* Well, that the end of the chappie. Sara's got to calm down, and make some sense again, maybe a few Gorillaz songs'll snap her out of it...
-Psycho Sisters Inc.