Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Must...Kill...Josh ( Chapter 6 )

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Nen: Ok, since Mona's sis is taking too damn long to-

Damona: -hits Nen upside the head REALLY hard- Don't talk about my sister that way!

Nen: -rolls eyes- ok, since Mona's being too damn prissy-

Damona: THAT'S IT! -pulls out lighter and starts lighting random things that surround Nen on fire-

Nen: ....you do realize you just set yourself on fire, right?

Damona: did no- AHHHHHHH! -runs into another room-

Nargul: -is hitting her head repeatedly against a concrete wall- Why, why, why? Why ME!

Nen: So, once Nargul is finished with her nervous break-down....

0o0o0o Ten minutes later 0o00o0o

Nargul: I feel better now -looks around the completely trashed room-

Nen: Damona's gonna kill us when she gets back.

Damona: -walks into the room- NEN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

Nargul: -smirks and points at Nen- ha ha ha ha ha

Damona: but I suppose it could wait until after we finish the story...

Nargul: -snaps fingers- darn...

Nen: Ok, so do you remember that no couples thing we said in chapter two?

Damona: We have now lied. We are doing a Nargul/ insert St. Esperit here.

Nargul: -swoons-

Nen and Damona: -roll eyes-

Nen: He's Nargul's boyfriend.

Nargul: Now introducing Chapter....what are we on now?

Damona: six, I think...

Nen: No. You DON'T think Mona....

Damona: -sticks tongue out-

0o0o0o Chapter Six: Must... Kill..... Josh....

Half an hour later the excitement had worn off. Damona was had fallen asleep and her head was resting on Sokka's shoulder; Sokka, meanwhile, was trying desperately to get her off of him without waking her up, considering it was finally quiet with her unconscious. Katara was practicing some new water bending move, Aang was flying Appa, and Nen was attempting to make a voo-doo doll of the evil mime. Nargul...... Well, Nargul was just lying on her stomach, long red hair whipping around in the wind, staring into space.

"We should probably decide where we're going next," said Katara with a yawn, finally letting the water fly back and hit Sokka in the face. Sokka then proceeded to sit up too fast, waking Damona up.

"DAMNIT!," yelled Sokka on the verge of tears. Damona sat up groggily, then rubbed her eyes and hugged Sokka. Sokka sighed in an extremely exasperated way and Nen laughed.

"How about we go to Cearoke?," asked Aang mischeviously with the map already pulled out in front of him.

"What's there?," asked Katara bewildered. (Damona: Don't you just love that word? Nen: -hits Damona upside the head-)

Nen's eyes lit up like it was Christmas morning when she heard the word ‘Cearoke’ before she said the one thing that decided it," Chocolate."

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Two hours later, the rest could see why Nen and Aang were so anxious to get to Cearoke: it was a town made ENTIRELY out of chocolate. Appa landed with a small thud, but Nen, Nargul, and Damona had jumped off with a war cry when Appa was still ten feet in the air.

"Oh God," Sokka started after they did this," they're going to get us kicked out of another place, aren't they?" Katara nodded solemnly, but Aang was already running towards town.

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'Oohhhs' and 'ahhhhs' could be heard as the Marauders and Aang and co., made their way through Cearoke. It was amazing! The whole thing really was made out of chocolate. Well, the buildings at least. To the unheard complaints of the towns people, Damona and Nen would randomly reach out and brake off a piece of a store or a house before cramming it into there mouths. It was this that Damona was doing when something was thrown at the back of her head.

"Ow!," she cried out, rubbing the injured place. "Who the hell did that and why the hell did they- no,wait....that sounded stupid...." Everyone else just rolled their eyes and turned around when they heard an unfamiliar voice speak.

"It's not polite to vandalize public property," the voice said smugly. It belonged to a boy (Damona: ya hear that, Josh?
I'm callin' you a boy! Instead of a man! BUUUURRRRN! Josh: -throws his shoe at Damona's stomach- what the hell did you think I was, dip shit? A cross dresser? Damona: Well there was that one time..... Josh: HEY! You promised not to tell anyone about that!) The BOY was around sixteen; he had short cropped ,dark brown hair, and deep amber eyes. He wore something that resembled a freedom fighter get-up, but it seemed to be a law enforcer uniform in that part of town. But most importantly.....he was wearing only one shoe, and its double lay at Damona's feet.

"Well you didn't hit Nenith!," yelled Damona angrily.

"Don't call me Nenith, damnit!," Nen said in mock anger, just so she could cuss more.

"I figured she could hurt me more than you," the boy said, smirking. "By the way, I'm Josh."

"I'm Nargul," Nargul said while blushing and shaking the boys' hand. She introduced the rest of the group.

"So what's your business in Cearoke?," Josh asked after a while in a friendly voice. Damona, meanwhile, had been going more and more red in the face, tapping her foot in a violent manner on the ground about to explode.

"I'LL SHOW YOU VANDALISM!," she finally screamed angrily, shooting fire out from her palms and melting three of the buildings around her.

"Wow....," Josh stated rather bluntly, eyes wide. Nargul was, once again, hitting her head repeatedly with her hand. Josh grabbed her hand to stop her, then blushed.

"Didn't want you to hurt yourself....," he muttered, still not letting go of Nargul's hand. Nargul turned as crimson as her hair. You could almost see steam poring out of Damona's ears.

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Damona: we sincerely apologize that was so short, and-

Nen: Have you ever noticed how Damona always starts the end dialogue?

Nargul: heh heh....starts the end....Oh! Sorry 'bout that... Ok, we have officially given up our crappy list of individual reviewers-

Nen: but we would like to thank our twenty-first reviewer, since the twentyith was anonymous (although we would like to thank the twentyith as well)

Damona: and we would also like to thank, for the idea of going to a town made of chocolate.

Nen: Since we don't really know what you wanna see, besides humor-

Damona: and Josh getting his ass kicked-

Nargul: we'd like to know if you want any other pairings, and if so, between insert character here / insert OTHER character here

Nen: Please review! Also, we didn't get the opportunity to run this through spell check considering we have about thirty seconds left on the computer-

Nargul: So sorry about that, too!
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