Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Mimes, Sporks, and Joshes Shoe ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Damona 
Sokka falls in love with a shoe.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 182 | Status: Work In Progress
Sokka falls in love with a shoe.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 182 | Status: Work In Progress
nar: muaaa it is i the one the only ~ nen pushes nargul aside makes her fall on ass~ dammit nen ! i am nargul and i am finally getting a chance to co write this ~flicks nen on nose ~
mona : ~snickers ~ nen got flicked on the nose nen got flicked on the nose ~nen tackles mona ~ow bitch! Now it's on!
nargul : guys shut the fuck up ok i want to introduce my chapter !!!
mona and nen : ~ finally shut up , on seeing how important this was to their friend ~
nargul: i would like to introduce chapter 7 of our story called serects ,love ,and sporks
nen : you cantt do that it makes us sound seriose no no no that wont do
mona nen and nargul: mimes ,sporks ,and josh's shoe
mona: one more thing, though, YOU CAN'T REVIEW TO A STORY YOU'RE IN, NARGUL!
nargul: I can, I will, I did....and I'll do it again, too!
chapter 7 :mimes,sporks and josh's shoe
It was the next day. Sokka just couldn't explain what he felt when Joshe's shoe hit Damona's stomache... He felt as if he were being hurt too; it didnt make any sense ( Mona: DAMNIT, NARGUL! I TOLD you, I don't want to be paired with Sokka! Nar: Shut up until I'm finished!) he felt like going over and killing Josh, he had no right to take hold of that sweet, beautiful shoe and to throw it at weird Damona. Sokka's thoughts were interupted.
-Sokka's daydream-
Josh's shoe : oh Sokka, can't we always be together ?
Sokka : no, my love, I am afraid not. The weird one loves me (Damona: in his DREAMS! this is Nargul typing this, she's just randomly putting in some of my complaints) and would no sooner than the day we make it official she would throw you in the fire .-kisses josh's shoe passionately-
Josh: Um....dude, could you AT LEAST wait until I take my shoe off?
Damona : damn shoe
Sokka : what did nikes do to you -still on ground petting shoe-
Damona: nikes?
Josh: What the fuck? You gave my fucking shoe a name!?
Sokka: don't refer to my beloved that way!
Nikes: yea, just because I'm a shoe doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
-Mona comes up and jumps on Sokka's back, ending his daydream-
"Damnit, Mona, I had a good daydream going on there!" Sokka yelled angrily.
"Are you still having erotic dreams over Josh's shoe? Man, that's disturrbing..." came Damona's voice from somewhere over Sokka's shoulder. "But alas, good news yet! Guess what I did to your favorite shoe this mourning!" Sokka whipped around so fast that Damona fell of his back and flat onto her ass.
"What did you do with my beloved!" Sokka cried out.
"......," Damona smirked, then conjoured up a fire ball in her hands. " Fire can be SO hard to control sometimes..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sokka screamed, dropping onto his knees. Just then, Josh and Nargul rounded the corner. Nargul's hair was all mussed up, and Josh's clothes were wrinkled. He appeared to have lipstick on, while Narguls seemed to have come off.
"Has anyone seen my shoe?" Josh asked the general public. Everyone was giving him odd looks.
"Josh got LAID!" Damona yelled, hopping up off the ground and embracing Josh, pretending to cry. Just then Nen rounded a corner, and also joined the Kodak moment.
"Our little Joshy-poo is all grown up!" exclaimed Nen, also pretending to cry. Sokka still lay at Damona's feet, crying over his long-lost love.
"Fuck you all! We just made out, jeeze !! " protested a angry and embarassed Nargul. She grabbed her stuff and walked far, far, far away where somewhere in the forest lurked the one person who she hated almost as much as cabbage.... Zuko.
"Well I better go find her," concluded Josh. Then he noticed Sokka. "Dude, you do realize I have TWO shoes, right?" Sokka just barely managed to look up at the other shoe. It was love at first sight.
0o0o
After walking in the shade of the forest outside of town for a few minutes, Nargul heard something that sounded like broken glass being rubbed on a chalk board on a hot summer day .
"Oh my god. "
"Nargul !" Josh ran up behind Nar.
"Shhhh."
"Why ? " Nargul pointed to where the horrible noise was coming from.
"What? Who goes there ! " called Zuko.
"Come on," Nargul whispered to Josh, grabbing his hand and leading him off into a small cave. It was dark and damp in there, but after walking deeper and deeper into it, they finally came to a slightly warm and dry place to sit down.
"So...," began Josh.
"So....," stated Nargul.
"Well how 'bout you tell me your past first," said Josh.
"What! Why don't you go first!"
"Because," started Josh," my life was, is, and always will be boring. Nothing to tell. Your turn!"
"Okay then....." then Nargul began to tell her story. "My mother was a water bender, and my father a fire bender. They fell in love while he was assigned to her tribe. Once they had me my father said his good byes. It is illegal for a water bender and fire bender to marry. Things were hard on my mother shortly after the birth of my sister, Nurdle. She got really sick. She made me promise that i would marry someone from the same tribe and not end up like her -nargul conjuered up water in one hand, and stared intently at it - so I have never really shown my true feelings. Things hurt to bad that way. Nurdle went off and I didnt know where to turn next but then one day on the beach i found two girls, badly injured."
"Damona and Nen?" Josh interupted.
Nargul hesitated. "Well, Damona was one of them....Anyways, after thinking it over we decided to go and save some poor cabbage producing town..."a sudden crashing noise then a naked mime streaked past the two on his way to see Sokka. Many 'get hims' and 'what the hells?' were heard after that.
"...Right, any way," Josh finally said.
"Ok, where me and Damona met Nen we over threw the town and have been together ever since," Nargul concluded after many interuptions... and the gay-ass mime.
"You do know I'm not from a Water Tribe, right ? Earth bending for me," Josh said.
"Yeah, but somethings are worth it," Nargul leaned in and Josh kissed her. For a momment the world stopped.
"I found you ..." Zuko was at a loss for words. The red headed beauty was kissing the amber-eyed dork. How could this be?
" NOOOOO! " he pulled them away and put them in a bamboo cage. (Nen: What the fuck? That's kind of...kinky....)
0o0o
Damona, for once in her life, was being quiet and seriously contemplating her situation. Her shoes lay abandoned on the chocolate dock next to her, and her feet dangled in the murky water. She was all alone. Not that she WANTED to fall in love, but she didn't want to be alone. Nargul was off somewhere sucking face with Joshy-poo, Sokka was with his precious 'Adias' shoe, and Nen was off somewhere, also sucking face, with some cute random guy she had found. So she was the only one left alone. God, Damona would be glad to see even the gay-ass mime! She would soon regret that thought, however, as suddenly the nude mime, still wearing his black and white painted face, streaked by. Ok, she thought fairly to herself. Maybe she WOULDN'T be glad to see the gay-ass mime....
0o0o
Nen was sitting in a bar, kissing a not-so-bad-looking guy when some one she did not expect came threw the door. His name was Michael. He had very short brown hair and blue eyes.
"0o0o0o0o0o0o! Nen, bad, bad nen," he said. Nen just rolled her eyes and went back to sucking face.
0o0o
Sokka had been sitting in a clearing next to the giant flying bison, gently stroking his precious shoe. (named Adias) When the mime came up.
"Oh Adias, my love, you hold in your non-existant hands the key to my fragile heart," Sokka whispered gently to Josh's poor, poor shoe. The mime gasped.
"Mimey!" Sokka had yelled on seeing him. "I didn't mean it! You know you're the only one for me!" But then Sokka noticed the hurt expression on Adias. "But....I didn't mean that either..." The mime fainted.(Nargul steals key board ) Sokka had to calm down. What was he doing, falling in love with mimes and inatimate objects. I mean, come on. He got some palm frauns and covered up the mime, then placed the shoe next to him. The mime and the shoe would wake up and love each other forever, with out some weird girl getting in the way. Sokka walked away without looking back. He headed straight for the dock.
0o0o
Damona sat at the end of the dock, still thinking things could be worse, after all: Zuko could love me she thought .
"Damona " someone said from behind her. She turned around and saw Sokka. She stood, and he ran down to embrace her.
Then he said,"Damona, there is somthing I have always wanted to tell you, ever since the first time you kicked my ass."
"What is that?" Damona asked him dreamily.
"You're weird," He leaned forward and hesitated. And then Damona made the most important decision of her life, she kissed him. ( With out Shadow's help )
0o0o
Damona: -strangles Nargul, then runs off screaming and crying(nargul steals keyboard ) sokka catches her (amazing how many times in this whole fanfic she is in is arms) "damn you"
nargul:aw come on damona admit it, you two were meant for each other
nen : very true, like I was just telling Nargul not to long ago: you two contrast to each other so much your perfect for each other - damona's not even listening just standing there in sokka's monkey/teddybear arms (see chapter 2)
nen: -steals keyboard from Nargul- but that's not true, Damona has run off, and it sounds as if she's banging her head against the wall...heh, heh.....
Nargul: Please review! and i must ask, do you like the pairing? please tell me I NEED TO KNOW !!!
mona : ~snickers ~ nen got flicked on the nose nen got flicked on the nose ~nen tackles mona ~ow bitch! Now it's on!
nargul : guys shut the fuck up ok i want to introduce my chapter !!!
mona and nen : ~ finally shut up , on seeing how important this was to their friend ~
nargul: i would like to introduce chapter 7 of our story called serects ,love ,and sporks
nen : you cantt do that it makes us sound seriose no no no that wont do
mona nen and nargul: mimes ,sporks ,and josh's shoe
mona: one more thing, though, YOU CAN'T REVIEW TO A STORY YOU'RE IN, NARGUL!
nargul: I can, I will, I did....and I'll do it again, too!
chapter 7 :mimes,sporks and josh's shoe
It was the next day. Sokka just couldn't explain what he felt when Joshe's shoe hit Damona's stomache... He felt as if he were being hurt too; it didnt make any sense ( Mona: DAMNIT, NARGUL! I TOLD you, I don't want to be paired with Sokka! Nar: Shut up until I'm finished!) he felt like going over and killing Josh, he had no right to take hold of that sweet, beautiful shoe and to throw it at weird Damona. Sokka's thoughts were interupted.
-Sokka's daydream-
Josh's shoe : oh Sokka, can't we always be together ?
Sokka : no, my love, I am afraid not. The weird one loves me (Damona: in his DREAMS! this is Nargul typing this, she's just randomly putting in some of my complaints) and would no sooner than the day we make it official she would throw you in the fire .-kisses josh's shoe passionately-
Josh: Um....dude, could you AT LEAST wait until I take my shoe off?
Damona : damn shoe
Sokka : what did nikes do to you -still on ground petting shoe-
Damona: nikes?
Josh: What the fuck? You gave my fucking shoe a name!?
Sokka: don't refer to my beloved that way!
Nikes: yea, just because I'm a shoe doesn't mean I don't have feelings!
-Mona comes up and jumps on Sokka's back, ending his daydream-
"Damnit, Mona, I had a good daydream going on there!" Sokka yelled angrily.
"Are you still having erotic dreams over Josh's shoe? Man, that's disturrbing..." came Damona's voice from somewhere over Sokka's shoulder. "But alas, good news yet! Guess what I did to your favorite shoe this mourning!" Sokka whipped around so fast that Damona fell of his back and flat onto her ass.
"What did you do with my beloved!" Sokka cried out.
"......," Damona smirked, then conjoured up a fire ball in her hands. " Fire can be SO hard to control sometimes..."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sokka screamed, dropping onto his knees. Just then, Josh and Nargul rounded the corner. Nargul's hair was all mussed up, and Josh's clothes were wrinkled. He appeared to have lipstick on, while Narguls seemed to have come off.
"Has anyone seen my shoe?" Josh asked the general public. Everyone was giving him odd looks.
"Josh got LAID!" Damona yelled, hopping up off the ground and embracing Josh, pretending to cry. Just then Nen rounded a corner, and also joined the Kodak moment.
"Our little Joshy-poo is all grown up!" exclaimed Nen, also pretending to cry. Sokka still lay at Damona's feet, crying over his long-lost love.
"Fuck you all! We just made out, jeeze !! " protested a angry and embarassed Nargul. She grabbed her stuff and walked far, far, far away where somewhere in the forest lurked the one person who she hated almost as much as cabbage.... Zuko.
"Well I better go find her," concluded Josh. Then he noticed Sokka. "Dude, you do realize I have TWO shoes, right?" Sokka just barely managed to look up at the other shoe. It was love at first sight.
0o0o
After walking in the shade of the forest outside of town for a few minutes, Nargul heard something that sounded like broken glass being rubbed on a chalk board on a hot summer day .
"Oh my god. "
"Nargul !" Josh ran up behind Nar.
"Shhhh."
"Why ? " Nargul pointed to where the horrible noise was coming from.
"What? Who goes there ! " called Zuko.
"Come on," Nargul whispered to Josh, grabbing his hand and leading him off into a small cave. It was dark and damp in there, but after walking deeper and deeper into it, they finally came to a slightly warm and dry place to sit down.
"So...," began Josh.
"So....," stated Nargul.
"Well how 'bout you tell me your past first," said Josh.
"What! Why don't you go first!"
"Because," started Josh," my life was, is, and always will be boring. Nothing to tell. Your turn!"
"Okay then....." then Nargul began to tell her story. "My mother was a water bender, and my father a fire bender. They fell in love while he was assigned to her tribe. Once they had me my father said his good byes. It is illegal for a water bender and fire bender to marry. Things were hard on my mother shortly after the birth of my sister, Nurdle. She got really sick. She made me promise that i would marry someone from the same tribe and not end up like her -nargul conjuered up water in one hand, and stared intently at it - so I have never really shown my true feelings. Things hurt to bad that way. Nurdle went off and I didnt know where to turn next but then one day on the beach i found two girls, badly injured."
"Damona and Nen?" Josh interupted.
Nargul hesitated. "Well, Damona was one of them....Anyways, after thinking it over we decided to go and save some poor cabbage producing town..."a sudden crashing noise then a naked mime streaked past the two on his way to see Sokka. Many 'get hims' and 'what the hells?' were heard after that.
"...Right, any way," Josh finally said.
"Ok, where me and Damona met Nen we over threw the town and have been together ever since," Nargul concluded after many interuptions... and the gay-ass mime.
"You do know I'm not from a Water Tribe, right ? Earth bending for me," Josh said.
"Yeah, but somethings are worth it," Nargul leaned in and Josh kissed her. For a momment the world stopped.
"I found you ..." Zuko was at a loss for words. The red headed beauty was kissing the amber-eyed dork. How could this be?
" NOOOOO! " he pulled them away and put them in a bamboo cage. (Nen: What the fuck? That's kind of...kinky....)
0o0o
Damona, for once in her life, was being quiet and seriously contemplating her situation. Her shoes lay abandoned on the chocolate dock next to her, and her feet dangled in the murky water. She was all alone. Not that she WANTED to fall in love, but she didn't want to be alone. Nargul was off somewhere sucking face with Joshy-poo, Sokka was with his precious 'Adias' shoe, and Nen was off somewhere, also sucking face, with some cute random guy she had found. So she was the only one left alone. God, Damona would be glad to see even the gay-ass mime! She would soon regret that thought, however, as suddenly the nude mime, still wearing his black and white painted face, streaked by. Ok, she thought fairly to herself. Maybe she WOULDN'T be glad to see the gay-ass mime....
0o0o
Nen was sitting in a bar, kissing a not-so-bad-looking guy when some one she did not expect came threw the door. His name was Michael. He had very short brown hair and blue eyes.
"0o0o0o0o0o0o! Nen, bad, bad nen," he said. Nen just rolled her eyes and went back to sucking face.
0o0o
Sokka had been sitting in a clearing next to the giant flying bison, gently stroking his precious shoe. (named Adias) When the mime came up.
"Oh Adias, my love, you hold in your non-existant hands the key to my fragile heart," Sokka whispered gently to Josh's poor, poor shoe. The mime gasped.
"Mimey!" Sokka had yelled on seeing him. "I didn't mean it! You know you're the only one for me!" But then Sokka noticed the hurt expression on Adias. "But....I didn't mean that either..." The mime fainted.(Nargul steals key board ) Sokka had to calm down. What was he doing, falling in love with mimes and inatimate objects. I mean, come on. He got some palm frauns and covered up the mime, then placed the shoe next to him. The mime and the shoe would wake up and love each other forever, with out some weird girl getting in the way. Sokka walked away without looking back. He headed straight for the dock.
0o0o
Damona sat at the end of the dock, still thinking things could be worse, after all: Zuko could love me she thought .
"Damona " someone said from behind her. She turned around and saw Sokka. She stood, and he ran down to embrace her.
Then he said,"Damona, there is somthing I have always wanted to tell you, ever since the first time you kicked my ass."
"What is that?" Damona asked him dreamily.
"You're weird," He leaned forward and hesitated. And then Damona made the most important decision of her life, she kissed him. ( With out Shadow's help )
0o0o
Damona: -strangles Nargul, then runs off screaming and crying(nargul steals keyboard ) sokka catches her (amazing how many times in this whole fanfic she is in is arms) "damn you"
nargul:aw come on damona admit it, you two were meant for each other
nen : very true, like I was just telling Nargul not to long ago: you two contrast to each other so much your perfect for each other - damona's not even listening just standing there in sokka's monkey/teddybear arms (see chapter 2)
nen: -steals keyboard from Nargul- but that's not true, Damona has run off, and it sounds as if she's banging her head against the wall...heh, heh.....
Nargul: Please review! and i must ask, do you like the pairing? please tell me I NEED TO KNOW !!!