Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Nen's Masked Stranger ( Chapter 11 )
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By: Damona 
Nen meets someone taller than Michael! Who also annoys the hell otta her! A match made in heaven....
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.01.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 166 | Status: Work In Progress
Nen meets someone taller than Michael! Who also annoys the hell otta her! A match made in heaven....
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.01.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.2K | Visits: 166 | Status: Work In Progress
Damona: I…can’t… fucking believe you somehow managed to review. ON MY account…
Nen: -reporter voice- it’s day two at Mona’s house, and tempers are rising. For those of you who STILL haven’t bothered to read the reviews, Nar’s been leaving reviews continuously and it’s really starting to piss Damona off-
Damona: You mean like you are…?
Nen: -acts like she didn’t hear her- but the final straw came during this very sleepover in the same exact room we’re typing in. Damona left the room for five minutes and Nar… well, Nar reviewed again. AND insulted Mona’s mama in it! -crowd gasps and starts yelling ‘Jerry, Jerry!’-
Jerry: -walks onto stage, waving and smiling to the crowd when Nen suddenly lunges at him with spork in hand- AHHHHHH!!!!!
Nen: YOU BASTARD! This is MY show! Got it? -fingers spork threateningly-
Jerry: -nods with a terrified exspression on his face. The crowd goes silent for a moment, then starts screaming ‘NEN! NEN!’ once Jerry scampers back offstage-
Nen: -bows- thank ye, thank ye, I know you love me, who doesn’t? -giggles innocently and throws spork behind her where Jerry was trying to sneak up on her with an iron skillet and it hits him square on the nose-
Nargul: This… -twitches- scares me…
Damona: GOOD! Be afraid Nar, be very afraid. Watch your back -gives evil eye-
Nar: riiiiiiiiight….. -backs away slowly-
Nen: -pushes Nar and Mona into big plushy purple chairs, and then pulls a microphone out of thin air- So, how does all this make you FEEL? Nar, Damona? -holds microphone two inches away from Narguls face, then pulls it away when she starts to answer- Mona? -puts microphone two inches away from her face, but before she can pull it away Damona lunges at her, foam spewing from her mouth -
Nar: and... to the story -Nen screams in background- um, CHAPTER ELEVEN! -runs out of the way as the crowd starts throwing their chairs at her, screaming their heads off-
Chapter Eleven: Nen's Masked Stranger
Nargul lifted an elegant white hand and started scratching her neck until it bled. Then her arm, then her leg, then her foot, then her ass. "DAMN BUGS!" she screamed frustrated as Damona sent a small stream of fire right past her ear to fry a bug. (A/N Damona: peanut butter is good.... Nen: -thwacks Damona upside the head- APOLOGIZE! Damona: NEVA! -runs into the night screaming-) Just then Sokka pushed the flap of the tent aside and cautiously made his way inside; his clothes were all burned up.
"Hunny.... are you sober now?" Sokka asked, placing his hands palm-up in the air slowly. Damona giggled.
"I swear, it's the damn tequila!" Nargul yelled as she went back to scratcing the nape of her neck. Damona's face suddenly contorted in anger.
"How DARE you blame the alcohol! The alcohol shall be worshipped!" Nen rolled her eyes from HER (she had officially staked it out) corner while tying her dark hair up.
"How else do you explain all the bug bites, huh? We're in the fucking NORTH POLE!" Nargul exclaimed, hands on her hips in a way very similar to that of which a mother's who was explaining something simple to their small child. Josh came up behind her and sneaked his arms around her waist, stretching his fingers over her stomach. Damona suddenly started hyperventilating.
"You're- you're pregnat?!" she yelled. Nargul rolled her eyes and turned around to kiss Josh; Nen collapsed laughing. .
"God you people are inbasiles " Nar grabbed Joshes hand and they walked out of the tent.
"Don't let them get to you," Josh said, examaning a near by sign that read :
Talanther Grand Ball
Age : 12 - 50
Dress: formal
Escort: required
Music:request greatly encouraged
Date : every night this week
hope to see you there
The first thing that went through Josh's mind after he read that poster was 'DAmn these people have a lot of requirements...' The second was 'wait- Talanther IS the name of this town, right?' The third was 'I wonder if there will be alcohol there... heh heh...' And then, when he finally noticed Nargul staring up at him with her piercing blue gaze and tapping her foot impatiently, he said and thought at exactly the same time "Oh shit, she's gonna want me to ask her!Hey Nar... wanna go to that ball thingy with me?" Nar beamed and kissed him on the cheek.
0o0o
Sokka walked by the same poster two hours after Josh and Nargul had walked off, smiling and holding hands. At first he walked right past it; then he did a double take and ran back to it, standing in front of it in open-mouthed terror. It was one thing to be seeing Damona privately; it was a whole 'nother thing being seen in PUBLIC with her. 'How do Nen and Nar do it' he thought to himself, shaking his head in pitty. He was just about to run off and go under cover untill this whole ball madness thing was over, when Jaw's music started to play. That could only mean one thing: Damona had been reading it over his shoulder the whole time and was standing right behind him now.
Sokka risked turning around, very slowly, to see that Damona was standing behind him. She was gaping at the poster starry-eyed, that perverted cerial killer smile of hers creeping over her lips once more.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Sokka yelled, waving his hands in front of Damona's face for emphasice. But he was too late. Damona slowly turned her gaze on Sokka, and in that instant he knew he would have to take her. He dropped onto his knees in emotional agony. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
0o0o
"Ok, there's ball and I have no one to go with," Nen covered her face with her hands.
"Um... are you ok? " At first Nen thought it was Micheal and was going to twack him in the stomach, but she looked closer and realized it was someone new, and couldn't possibly be Micheal because if possible this guy was way different (A/N Damona: and taller...oh yea, and we're eating roasted peanut butter over here ^.^)
"Yeah I'll be fine," she almost lost her cool there for a moment " I just need another drink, you want one? " she ordered two drinks without his answer. She had her icy bitch voice going now .
"Um... actually, I dont drink " Nen stared at him aghast. He shrugged and sipped the drink to show he would attempt to make this work.
"Fine, more for me " Nen lifted the glass.
"You dont need any more," he said, taking the glass from her and ordering two coffee's.
"Who the fuck do you think you are? "
"I am cod fish! The great cod fish, as far as the bartender is concered, but you can call me..."
"Asshole?"
"Not quite, how about your date to the ball ?" he asked in a slightly hopeful tone.
"What makes you think I would go to the ball with you?" she couldn't even see him, she didnt know what he looked like, just that he wasn't Micheal.
"Well, I am handsome, charming ..."
"An ass?"
"Among other things," he said "here" he pushed a mask into her hand "Wear this and I will know its you. "
"What, so you just wander around with a mask in your pocket hoping you'll meet a cute girl ? What the hell is wrong with you? " He laughed.
"You see, I know who you are and I knew you would be here. Your friend, Josh, I beleive it was told me you'd be here. Any way, we're old school buddies."
"Ah, all the more reason for me to kick your ass." He winced.
"Well, maybe you could wait until after the ball?"
"Maybe." He opened the door; it was snowing out side and he walked out into the dark, cold night .
0o0o
The next day Nargul, Nen, and Damona were sitting outside on the same ice shelf where Nar had tried to kill them a few days back, drunk off their ass. At some point Shadow had taken over and Nen had passed out, the still-falling snow starting to bury her.
"I just... just don't," here Nargul hiccupped, very upset over what had started back up again. " I don't get angry, but suddenly it's all like-like- it's like (hiccupps again) there's this voice in my head man, and it- it's stronger than my own conscience... I don't understand it...." Shadow burped when she finished and they both burst into giggles for the next few minutes.
"Well it sounds like to me," Shadow said, blinking furiously and very dizzy, " That you little missy have yourself a darkside on your hands. Just- just like focus all your negative feelings and if you're anything like that ditz Damona then another person will come out." Nargul was too drunk to realize that this was Shadow's plan. Shadow had secretly been plotting with Meleth, to get Nar to let her out.
When Nargul finally spoke she sounded disorientated and kept on pausing in the oddest places as if she would fall asleep. "Ok then- Shadow- I-'ll try... ok? -you- gotta give- me CREDIT for trying, kk Shadow?" Shadow burst out laughing and fell on her side. Nargul closed her eyes and thought about earlier when Josh stood there staring at the poster for two hours straight and later swore that it couldn't have been more than 30 seconds. Suddenly... the voice came back. It sounded almost like her own, normal enough, but it got louder until it sounded like she herself was screaming. It felt like the voice was trying to rip itself out of her mind, and she could feel herself being pushed back, paralyzed. She could still see through her eyes but... she was dead to the world. The voice made her look different, too. Her hair started to shrink back into her head, all the way up to her ears and her eyes became a dark, mysterious ocean blue.
"I've been born!" Meleth cryed, tears of joy falling from her eyes. "Into... a world of idiots. They're not too bright, are they?"
"You learn to love 'em" Shadow said. They both busted out laughing and started rolling down the hill. Nen suddenly woke up and squinted down into 'Nargul's' eyes, suddenly hysteric.
"You're eyes!v Your eyes! THere's a fucking tidal wave in your eyes!" Nen screamed, rolling around on the ground and clutching her face. She looked back up into them again. "Oh wait, nevermind. It's gone."
"We can fix that, ya know" Shadow said, smirking. "That's a 10-4 rubber ducky." Meleth nodded.
"Duck, duck goose creepy fire chick!"
"...that wasn't in the code...."
"I added it." Shadow sent a huge stream of fire out at Nen causing her back into hysterics, which Meleth quickly exstinguieshed with ANOTHER huge freakin' tidal wave.
"Shit, not AGAIN!" Nen yelled in anguish, collapsing in a messy drunken heap. Shadow burst out laughing, but Meleth collapsed and transformed back into Nargul.
"Poor Meleth; the first time is always tough." Shadow sat back down and started drinking again.
0o0o
Nen: Ok, we weren't gonna do ANOTHER dark side, but Nar wanted one-
Damona: and Shadow was getting lonely. She just wouldn't shut the hell up about it.
Nar: So... yeah. Deal with it.
Damona: Bitch : P
Nar: Aidian-
Damona: -lunges- YOU SWORE NEVA TO USE MY FIRST NAME! NEVVVVVAAAAA!
Nar: Fine. I already know who I can get to say it so neh!
Nen: And sorry that we can't answer reviews in this chappie, we didn't have access to the internet when we wrote this...
Damona: and I'm too damn lazy and sugar-high to bother putting this through spell check so...
Shadow: -pulls out a batch of medicated cookies- So unless you want me to fucking force feed you these, REVIEW DAMNIT! (except you Nar. Remember: Damona complains to ME 'bout these things... -mutters darkly-)
Nar, Nen and Damona: Review please!
Nen: -reporter voice- it’s day two at Mona’s house, and tempers are rising. For those of you who STILL haven’t bothered to read the reviews, Nar’s been leaving reviews continuously and it’s really starting to piss Damona off-
Damona: You mean like you are…?
Nen: -acts like she didn’t hear her- but the final straw came during this very sleepover in the same exact room we’re typing in. Damona left the room for five minutes and Nar… well, Nar reviewed again. AND insulted Mona’s mama in it! -crowd gasps and starts yelling ‘Jerry, Jerry!’-
Jerry: -walks onto stage, waving and smiling to the crowd when Nen suddenly lunges at him with spork in hand- AHHHHHH!!!!!
Nen: YOU BASTARD! This is MY show! Got it? -fingers spork threateningly-
Jerry: -nods with a terrified exspression on his face. The crowd goes silent for a moment, then starts screaming ‘NEN! NEN!’ once Jerry scampers back offstage-
Nen: -bows- thank ye, thank ye, I know you love me, who doesn’t? -giggles innocently and throws spork behind her where Jerry was trying to sneak up on her with an iron skillet and it hits him square on the nose-
Nargul: This… -twitches- scares me…
Damona: GOOD! Be afraid Nar, be very afraid. Watch your back -gives evil eye-
Nar: riiiiiiiiight….. -backs away slowly-
Nen: -pushes Nar and Mona into big plushy purple chairs, and then pulls a microphone out of thin air- So, how does all this make you FEEL? Nar, Damona? -holds microphone two inches away from Narguls face, then pulls it away when she starts to answer- Mona? -puts microphone two inches away from her face, but before she can pull it away Damona lunges at her, foam spewing from her mouth -
Nar: and... to the story -Nen screams in background- um, CHAPTER ELEVEN! -runs out of the way as the crowd starts throwing their chairs at her, screaming their heads off-
Chapter Eleven: Nen's Masked Stranger
Nargul lifted an elegant white hand and started scratching her neck until it bled. Then her arm, then her leg, then her foot, then her ass. "DAMN BUGS!" she screamed frustrated as Damona sent a small stream of fire right past her ear to fry a bug. (A/N Damona: peanut butter is good.... Nen: -thwacks Damona upside the head- APOLOGIZE! Damona: NEVA! -runs into the night screaming-) Just then Sokka pushed the flap of the tent aside and cautiously made his way inside; his clothes were all burned up.
"Hunny.... are you sober now?" Sokka asked, placing his hands palm-up in the air slowly. Damona giggled.
"I swear, it's the damn tequila!" Nargul yelled as she went back to scratcing the nape of her neck. Damona's face suddenly contorted in anger.
"How DARE you blame the alcohol! The alcohol shall be worshipped!" Nen rolled her eyes from HER (she had officially staked it out) corner while tying her dark hair up.
"How else do you explain all the bug bites, huh? We're in the fucking NORTH POLE!" Nargul exclaimed, hands on her hips in a way very similar to that of which a mother's who was explaining something simple to their small child. Josh came up behind her and sneaked his arms around her waist, stretching his fingers over her stomach. Damona suddenly started hyperventilating.
"You're- you're pregnat?!" she yelled. Nargul rolled her eyes and turned around to kiss Josh; Nen collapsed laughing. .
"God you people are inbasiles " Nar grabbed Joshes hand and they walked out of the tent.
"Don't let them get to you," Josh said, examaning a near by sign that read :
Talanther Grand Ball
Age : 12 - 50
Dress: formal
Escort: required
Music:request greatly encouraged
Date : every night this week
hope to see you there
The first thing that went through Josh's mind after he read that poster was 'DAmn these people have a lot of requirements...' The second was 'wait- Talanther IS the name of this town, right?' The third was 'I wonder if there will be alcohol there... heh heh...' And then, when he finally noticed Nargul staring up at him with her piercing blue gaze and tapping her foot impatiently, he said and thought at exactly the same time "Oh shit, she's gonna want me to ask her!Hey Nar... wanna go to that ball thingy with me?" Nar beamed and kissed him on the cheek.
0o0o
Sokka walked by the same poster two hours after Josh and Nargul had walked off, smiling and holding hands. At first he walked right past it; then he did a double take and ran back to it, standing in front of it in open-mouthed terror. It was one thing to be seeing Damona privately; it was a whole 'nother thing being seen in PUBLIC with her. 'How do Nen and Nar do it' he thought to himself, shaking his head in pitty. He was just about to run off and go under cover untill this whole ball madness thing was over, when Jaw's music started to play. That could only mean one thing: Damona had been reading it over his shoulder the whole time and was standing right behind him now.
Sokka risked turning around, very slowly, to see that Damona was standing behind him. She was gaping at the poster starry-eyed, that perverted cerial killer smile of hers creeping over her lips once more.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Sokka yelled, waving his hands in front of Damona's face for emphasice. But he was too late. Damona slowly turned her gaze on Sokka, and in that instant he knew he would have to take her. He dropped onto his knees in emotional agony. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
0o0o
"Ok, there's ball and I have no one to go with," Nen covered her face with her hands.
"Um... are you ok? " At first Nen thought it was Micheal and was going to twack him in the stomach, but she looked closer and realized it was someone new, and couldn't possibly be Micheal because if possible this guy was way different (A/N Damona: and taller...oh yea, and we're eating roasted peanut butter over here ^.^)
"Yeah I'll be fine," she almost lost her cool there for a moment " I just need another drink, you want one? " she ordered two drinks without his answer. She had her icy bitch voice going now .
"Um... actually, I dont drink " Nen stared at him aghast. He shrugged and sipped the drink to show he would attempt to make this work.
"Fine, more for me " Nen lifted the glass.
"You dont need any more," he said, taking the glass from her and ordering two coffee's.
"Who the fuck do you think you are? "
"I am cod fish! The great cod fish, as far as the bartender is concered, but you can call me..."
"Asshole?"
"Not quite, how about your date to the ball ?" he asked in a slightly hopeful tone.
"What makes you think I would go to the ball with you?" she couldn't even see him, she didnt know what he looked like, just that he wasn't Micheal.
"Well, I am handsome, charming ..."
"An ass?"
"Among other things," he said "here" he pushed a mask into her hand "Wear this and I will know its you. "
"What, so you just wander around with a mask in your pocket hoping you'll meet a cute girl ? What the hell is wrong with you? " He laughed.
"You see, I know who you are and I knew you would be here. Your friend, Josh, I beleive it was told me you'd be here. Any way, we're old school buddies."
"Ah, all the more reason for me to kick your ass." He winced.
"Well, maybe you could wait until after the ball?"
"Maybe." He opened the door; it was snowing out side and he walked out into the dark, cold night .
0o0o
The next day Nargul, Nen, and Damona were sitting outside on the same ice shelf where Nar had tried to kill them a few days back, drunk off their ass. At some point Shadow had taken over and Nen had passed out, the still-falling snow starting to bury her.
"I just... just don't," here Nargul hiccupped, very upset over what had started back up again. " I don't get angry, but suddenly it's all like-like- it's like (hiccupps again) there's this voice in my head man, and it- it's stronger than my own conscience... I don't understand it...." Shadow burped when she finished and they both burst into giggles for the next few minutes.
"Well it sounds like to me," Shadow said, blinking furiously and very dizzy, " That you little missy have yourself a darkside on your hands. Just- just like focus all your negative feelings and if you're anything like that ditz Damona then another person will come out." Nargul was too drunk to realize that this was Shadow's plan. Shadow had secretly been plotting with Meleth, to get Nar to let her out.
When Nargul finally spoke she sounded disorientated and kept on pausing in the oddest places as if she would fall asleep. "Ok then- Shadow- I-'ll try... ok? -you- gotta give- me CREDIT for trying, kk Shadow?" Shadow burst out laughing and fell on her side. Nargul closed her eyes and thought about earlier when Josh stood there staring at the poster for two hours straight and later swore that it couldn't have been more than 30 seconds. Suddenly... the voice came back. It sounded almost like her own, normal enough, but it got louder until it sounded like she herself was screaming. It felt like the voice was trying to rip itself out of her mind, and she could feel herself being pushed back, paralyzed. She could still see through her eyes but... she was dead to the world. The voice made her look different, too. Her hair started to shrink back into her head, all the way up to her ears and her eyes became a dark, mysterious ocean blue.
"I've been born!" Meleth cryed, tears of joy falling from her eyes. "Into... a world of idiots. They're not too bright, are they?"
"You learn to love 'em" Shadow said. They both busted out laughing and started rolling down the hill. Nen suddenly woke up and squinted down into 'Nargul's' eyes, suddenly hysteric.
"You're eyes!v Your eyes! THere's a fucking tidal wave in your eyes!" Nen screamed, rolling around on the ground and clutching her face. She looked back up into them again. "Oh wait, nevermind. It's gone."
"We can fix that, ya know" Shadow said, smirking. "That's a 10-4 rubber ducky." Meleth nodded.
"Duck, duck goose creepy fire chick!"
"...that wasn't in the code...."
"I added it." Shadow sent a huge stream of fire out at Nen causing her back into hysterics, which Meleth quickly exstinguieshed with ANOTHER huge freakin' tidal wave.
"Shit, not AGAIN!" Nen yelled in anguish, collapsing in a messy drunken heap. Shadow burst out laughing, but Meleth collapsed and transformed back into Nargul.
"Poor Meleth; the first time is always tough." Shadow sat back down and started drinking again.
0o0o
Nen: Ok, we weren't gonna do ANOTHER dark side, but Nar wanted one-
Damona: and Shadow was getting lonely. She just wouldn't shut the hell up about it.
Nar: So... yeah. Deal with it.
Damona: Bitch : P
Nar: Aidian-
Damona: -lunges- YOU SWORE NEVA TO USE MY FIRST NAME! NEVVVVVAAAAA!
Nar: Fine. I already know who I can get to say it so neh!
Nen: And sorry that we can't answer reviews in this chappie, we didn't have access to the internet when we wrote this...
Damona: and I'm too damn lazy and sugar-high to bother putting this through spell check so...
Shadow: -pulls out a batch of medicated cookies- So unless you want me to fucking force feed you these, REVIEW DAMNIT! (except you Nar. Remember: Damona complains to ME 'bout these things... -mutters darkly-)
Nar, Nen and Damona: Review please!