Fan Fiction ❯ Of Psychotic Benders, Non-Benders, and Sporks ❯ Chritmas In July Special ( Chapter 13 )

Nen: hallo I am actually here... amazing ain't it! Considering I'm always here - damona keels over clutching her throat -

Damona: 'ain't'... isn't... a word!!

Nargul: damona is a real shrew about grammar-

Nen: she's not so much shrew as a...-

Nargul: banshee?

Nen: exxxxxxxaaaaaaactly.

Damona: I'LL SHOW YOU BANSHEE! -Lunges at Nen-

Nen: GAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH! -Five minutes later there is a massive dog pile of biting, spitting, raspberry-blowing people, with Nargul on the bottom, Nen in the middle and Damona on the top-

Nargul: how the can someone be soooo small yet way soooo much!

Nen: can't- breeeeaaaattthhh!

Nargul: now to chapter 13!

 

Chapter 13: Crazy Combat Christmas

 

 

Nen sat at the bar as usual.” Where the hell are they!" she yelled, more to herself than anyone else and slopping whiskey down her front. It had been two days since the last night of Tallanther's Ball. Nen sighed; looking around the bar as she did so and noticing she was the only one there. It was the most important holiday of the year to the Marauders- Christmas in July. And Nen was alone. They had all got in a fight while interrogating Link and all stormed off in opposite directions, Nen rushing to the bar on instinct. Where she had been for the last two days. To think! Here in Tallanther where it would actually be snowing in July, none knew where the others were. Her eyes started clouding over, and everything was growing dim. Her head hit the bar with a soft thud.

 

0o0o Flashback 0o0o

 

"So what about you where are you from?" asked Nen

 

"A little place up by London.”

 

"Where?" Nen like always was being stupid and did not realize that link was not comfortable with this subject

 

"Oh just some little town.”

 

"Your family too?"

 

"No "

 

"But isn't that where you grew up? So why aren't your parents there? Did they move or are they dead? Is there something you aren't telling me? "

 

As the stream of word fell out of nen's mouth she suddenly was aware that link was not comfortable and a sad expression came across his face then he seemed angry

"They are none of your business"

 

"I'm sorry" Nen said so low that I am sorry to say that link didn't hear

 

"I have seen you interrogating every one even those you love and why must you interrogate me what did I do to arouse suspicion? Did I say or do something? I did not ask about what happen in your child hood whether or not you saw your parents be brutally murdered and then have to run from country to country so he wouldn't kill you no I don't think I did so why don't you leave me alone "

 

Link walked briskly down the steps leaving Nen who strangely had one and only one tear resting on her cheek.

 

 

0o0o end flash back (Nar: damn flash backs) 0o0o

 

Damona lay on her stomach on the same ice-shelf Nargul had found her on so many years ago, small snowflakes catching in her black hair. She looked a mess, with dark liquor stains splattering the front of her red and black outfit, hair now straight again. She couldn't stand this, even Sokka was mad... err than usual at her! As always, trying to help people she ended up hurting them.

 

0o0o Another Flashback 0o0o

 

"Get your ass back here!" Damona called after Link's retreating back, running after him. She finally caught up a few steps later, grabbing his shoulder in a death grip.

 

"LET HIM GO!" Nen yelled, ripping Damona's hand off his shoulder. Link whipped around, a sneer resting on his normally cheerful lips.

 

"I... was just trying to help... shish-" Damona started, but Nargul cut her off.

 

"By what? Setting Nen up to annoy the hell out of the only boy she might possibly like? You know she can be an idiot about these things sometimes!"

 

Nen's face was getting a faint red tinge at this point as she said coldly," What's that supposed to mean?"

 

"Don't talk to my girlfriend like that!" Josh yelled at Nen, suddenly looking menacing, and his face two inches away from Nen's.

 

"I don't need you to defend me!" Nargul said the words before she realized she had even thought them, and meanwhile Damona was about in tears.

 

"What's going on?' said Sokka

 

"Get out of this " spat Nen

 

"Don't talk to him like that! Its not his fault you decided to start this!" said Link bitterly

 

"What you mean I said sorry just you have to be an ass -"

 

"So what now I am not aloud to defend you!"

 

"Do I look like I need defending!”

 

"I don't know because honestly Nargul I make out what's going to happen next -"

 

"Leave Sokka." Damona said coldly.

 

"What if I don't want to?"

 

"Then I will be forced to hurt you."

 

Sokka grabbed Damona's wrist,” No you won't and I'll tell you why because I'm a main character and your just a lousy OC-" here everybody gasped," and you love me!"

 

"That's what you think! And main character my ass! -"

 

"So you have to know what's going to happen next do you? You want to read me like a book do you well I will tell you this only once you will never get your wish!"

 

"That's fine with me because I am leaving in the morning Nar I am going home" everyone turned around and looked at josh

 

A geek attendant suddenly appeared and said, "If you must fight please leave "

 

"FINE!" everybody said and then they left. Everybody was mad at everybody else and so it made sense that they went there separate ways which made no sense at all seeing as they all lived in one tent which made no sense either seeing as there were 150 different hotels and Nar owned a villa next to the ice shelf's. Make sense? Good.

 

0o0o end flashback 0o0o

 

"Excuse me? Are you ok?" a voice asked, hovering above Damona. His face was blocked out by the sun.

 

"Huh?" Damona said, sitting up and wiping tears from her eyes. Now that she was sitting up she could see the voice belonged to a boy from the Fire Nation. He had the trademark slanted brown eyes and short-cropped black hair. He laughed.

 

"I was just asking if you were ok," he said, laughing again at the perplexed expression on her face. "I'm Cody." Damona snorted.

 

"That's an unusual Fire Nation name. I'm Damona," she said, looking vexed at his laughter.

 

"And like that's not an unusual Fire name?" She gave him a death glare, stood up, and walked away with her nose in the air. He stopped laughing.

 

"Come back!"

 

"Why the hell should I? I do have a boyfriend, ya'know."

 

"Oh?"

 

"'Oh?' What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Now you don't think I'm girlfriend material?" She continued walking, and Cody just stood there, an expression as perplexed as Damona's ever was on his face.

 

0o0o

 

Nen sat in the corner of the bar. (A/N: Why am I always at the bar?)

 

"Why does this always happen to me I'm such an effing screw up." passes out on bar.

 

"Um excuse me but are you alright?"

 

"Just peachy" her answer was muffled.

 

"You want some coffee?" Nen nodded. The stranger ordered a coffee and handed it to her. Nen just stared at the mug full of coffee.

 

" May I ask why you got yourself drunk?"

 

" A guy"

 

"What happened?"

 

" I-have-trust-issues-and-I-wasn't-keeping-track-of-what-I-was-saying-and-I-o ffended-him-cause-I'm-such-a-friggen-dumbass"she put emphasis on the last word.

 

" It can't have been that bad"

 

"Trust me it was" she took a drink coffee. "Oh shit" she turned to the side and threw up. Of course Nen being a drunk Nen didn't bother to look at the guy.

 

"Would this guy happen to be the Codfish?'

 

"The Great Codfish as far as I'm concerned"

 

"Well maybe someday he'll forgive you...And someday you might actually look at who you're talking to!" Nen looked up and for the second time today: "Oh shit". Only now she didn't turn and puke, as that would've been quite insulting because she was looking at Link.

 

" Well that's my que "nen tried to get off the bar stool but only succeeded in falling flat on her ass." Damn"

 

" Like I said you shouldn't drink"

 

"Ah bullshit. And if I remember correctly you know I can't drink coffee when I'm drunk" she tried to glare but it wasn't working seeing she went cross-eyed. Which only got a funny look from Link.

 

"Well that was payback.... now are you going to sit on the floor all day?"

 

"Well you know I would get up...but seeing that I already tried and failed I think I will.... unless of course your gonna help me but I'm doubtin it"

 

"Wrong again" holds out hand Nen stared at it for a moment then she took it, not taking her green eyes off of links brown ones. He kissed her only lightly, because she tasted like alcohol.

 

0o0o

 

Nargul lay in a large pile of leaves.

 

"Oh shit," she said she remembered what her mom said before she died.

 

"Nargul if you ever find someone or something that is worth chasing, get a net and capture it"

 

Nargul jumped up and ran back to camp as she did however she ran head first into an also running to find her and get away from an incredibly gay ass mime Josh and they both were knocked out laying next to each other so naturally they curled up with each other and when Josh woke he smiled and poke a still sleeping Nargul who woke up and immediately started crying and apologizing and poking him back Josh who was used to this held her close and when she finally calmed down told her he wasn't moving away and patted her back

 

"I love you joshy-po"

 

"I love you too “ neither of them noticed the gay ass mime that was weeping like a women who lost an acrylic nail.

 

0o0o

 

So all the "guys" held a meeting.

 

"I think we know why we're all here" said Cody. The gay ass mime sat in the back of the old shack still crying like a women who lost an acrylic nail.

 

"FOR THE LOVE OF POCKY SHUT UP!!!" Link screamed at the mime. The mime was taken by surprise when Link, Josh, Cody, and Sokka all picked up torches, and Sokka grabbed a bucket of tar and Link grabbed two bags of feathers.

 

"Let's do it" Josh said. And with a war cry they all charged the mime that ran away screaming like a woman...

 

0o0o

 

Fifteen minutes later the gay ass mime was tied to a stake, covered in tar and feathers. They (meaning all the guys) were doing what looked like a POW wow around the mime. Of course the girls had no clue what was going on because as usual they were all drinking. Ok well Nen wasn't because Link threatened to sick the Mime on her if she did. Anyway back to the guys were doing the pow wow when Sokka took a match and lit it coming closer to the hay around the mime when suddenly he noticed what looked like a cut on the mimes neck. He went closer and pulled at the cut revealing a part of a rubber mask. He pulled it off to reveal that the Gay Ass Mime was....

 

"MICHAEL!!!!"

 

"YES I AM THE GAY ASS MIME FEAR ME!!!" and with that he wriggled free of the rope and ran off laughing manically leaving four confused boys in his wake...

 

0o0o

 

Nen: well that was eventful

 

Nargul: no shit Sherlock

 

Damona: aw is ickle Nargul a bit testy?

 

Nargul: A BIT TESTY? -Pumbles Damona Nen steps in front off the two -

 

Nen: ok um please review! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh - all three start fighting then -

 

DNN: HAPPY CHRISTMAS! (In July)