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Popka's Rant

Who do you think you are
With those maple-flap ears?
On the wind they won't save you
From the endless Sea of Tears

Where did you come from
You odd-looking cat
With your giant-sized ring
And that floppy blue cap?

What the heck are you?
You're strange to no end
Are you chatting up Lolo!?
Get away from my friend!

Lolo's the priestess
Who dried up my tears
Picked up and held me
And drove off my fears

Lolo's my savior
And also my friend
Don't take her away
If you do, that's the end

So how do you dare!
To come smiling each day
Pretending to give
But yet stealing away!

Don't think I'm a fool!
To your way I am wise
You feel more than friendship
It's clear in your eyes

I guess I can't stop you
From falling in love
With Lolo, my angel
Who fell from above

I rant that you're mean
But I know that's not true
Klonoa, if she's your friend...

...

Can we be friends too?

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Here's yet another Klonoa poem for ya! Hope somebody likes this! Poor Klonoa doesn't seem to get the attention he deserves.

Now, I'm sure some of you out there are thinking 'That doesn't sound like something Popka would go off about!' but let's face it, as far as I can remember, he wasn't too thrilled when Klonoa showed up in Lunatea. Maybe these aren't the reasons he doesn't care for Klonoa, but I this is my interpretation of him.