Fan Fiction ❯ Reaper ❯ The nameless chapter of l33t ( Chapter 3 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
"Rida, I'm back."
"5il3||c3! I 4m phi6+I||' 4 ph3rce ph0." (Silence! I am fighting a fierce foe.) Rida replied to her roommate. "C4+?" (Cat?)Rida stared intensly at her roommate, completely ignoring her game.
"j00 j|_|st g0t fr4gg3d Ri|>4" (You were just killed Rida.)
"I don't care! Where is my stinking cat!!?" Rida was getting angry. Rida was scary when she was angry. Things had a tendency to break. Nice things. Things Jonan tended to like.
"WHERE'S MY KITTY!!!!?" Rida charged. Another thing that tended to break when Rida was angry was limbs. The limbs of the closest person and/or the person who angered Rida. Jonan filled both those rolls at the moment.
Jonan danced out of Rida's path. "Chill, Rida! They said they just wanted to her to stay the night, just to be safe."
"Oh. Okay then." Rida gently placed the vase she had intended to throw at Jonan. "So, did the house vet have a say in this? Don't tell me that you just handed Fluffy over to those amateurs without giving your analysis did you?" Rida leered at Jonan from his side.
"I'm the amatuer Rida. I don't think that seasoned pros would be offended if I told them what to do? I did after all just graduate"
"No. They should respect you as their superior and follow everything you say! Give you total power and then and then"
"That would be *ahem* your plans of global domination Rida, not the way that I'm going to get a job at a veterinary clinic."
"Oh, yeah heh, heh, I got a little confused." Rida grinned. "Anything else interesting happen today? I didn't do much Just reclaim my title as the undisputed player killer of various assorted online games. Nothing special. So what did you do?"
"I ran into the most bizarre lady who was standing in the middle of the street. She almost got run over by a bus. I saved her though, but she seemed kinda pissed"
"Maybe she was commiting suicide."
"Nah, she was too pretty."
"You never know" Rida stood up, stretched, and strolled back over to the TV. "I need to go show who ever it was who took advantage of my precious Fwuffy's absence who is the 5up3rior g4|/|3r i5."
"Please refrain from speaking to me until you're out of l33t mode."
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Short update. You can hurt me if you want....I was gonna do either a double update of this and Were, or a just a double update of this. I might add more later today, so don't send the DARK ARMIES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM quite yet.a totally unrelated note I am totally psched about Fullmetal Alchemist coming to America! FMA is really good, so when it shows up this fall give a chance, you'll be glad you did. Alsoooooooooooo... Wolf's Rain is sooo cool!!! ^^ New Inuyasha every Saturday! Kaliedo Star, awesome! It's like my every dream come true! Problem is I don't have enough money to buy it all.
long story short I'm about 1/4 of the way through my next update and this has been sitting in my laptop for like 7 months now. PHEER RID4'5 L33T 5KILLZ!!!
"5il3||c3! I 4m phi6+I||' 4 ph3rce ph0." (Silence! I am fighting a fierce foe.) Rida replied to her roommate. "C4+?" (Cat?)Rida stared intensly at her roommate, completely ignoring her game.
"j00 j|_|st g0t fr4gg3d Ri|>4" (You were just killed Rida.)
"I don't care! Where is my stinking cat!!?" Rida was getting angry. Rida was scary when she was angry. Things had a tendency to break. Nice things. Things Jonan tended to like.
"WHERE'S MY KITTY!!!!?" Rida charged. Another thing that tended to break when Rida was angry was limbs. The limbs of the closest person and/or the person who angered Rida. Jonan filled both those rolls at the moment.
Jonan danced out of Rida's path. "Chill, Rida! They said they just wanted to her to stay the night, just to be safe."
"Oh. Okay then." Rida gently placed the vase she had intended to throw at Jonan. "So, did the house vet have a say in this? Don't tell me that you just handed Fluffy over to those amateurs without giving your analysis did you?" Rida leered at Jonan from his side.
"I'm the amatuer Rida. I don't think that seasoned pros would be offended if I told them what to do? I did after all just graduate"
"No. They should respect you as their superior and follow everything you say! Give you total power and then and then"
"That would be *ahem* your plans of global domination Rida, not the way that I'm going to get a job at a veterinary clinic."
"Oh, yeah heh, heh, I got a little confused." Rida grinned. "Anything else interesting happen today? I didn't do much Just reclaim my title as the undisputed player killer of various assorted online games. Nothing special. So what did you do?"
"I ran into the most bizarre lady who was standing in the middle of the street. She almost got run over by a bus. I saved her though, but she seemed kinda pissed"
"Maybe she was commiting suicide."
"Nah, she was too pretty."
"You never know" Rida stood up, stretched, and strolled back over to the TV. "I need to go show who ever it was who took advantage of my precious Fwuffy's absence who is the 5up3rior g4|/|3r i5."
"Please refrain from speaking to me until you're out of l33t mode."
"|<"
***
Short update. You can hurt me if you want....I was gonna do either a double update of this and Were, or a just a double update of this. I might add more later today, so don't send the DARK ARMIES OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM quite yet.a totally unrelated note I am totally psched about Fullmetal Alchemist coming to America! FMA is really good, so when it shows up this fall give a chance, you'll be glad you did. Alsoooooooooooo... Wolf's Rain is sooo cool!!! ^^ New Inuyasha every Saturday! Kaliedo Star, awesome! It's like my every dream come true! Problem is I don't have enough money to buy it all.
long story short I'm about 1/4 of the way through my next update and this has been sitting in my laptop for like 7 months now. PHEER RID4'5 L33T 5KILLZ!!!