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Reenactment

Talk Show

The Teen Titans had finally gotten away from K9 and Phaung, and were free from their Q&A fiction. Little did they know that they had more problems coming?

Starfire, Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg: *watching TV*

Raven: *reading*

All of a sudden, K9 and Phaung silently broke into the tower and gagged all of the Teen Titans. Then they zapped themselves and the Teen Titans to a TV studio.

K9: Welcome all, to the Reenactment studio!

Robin: Reenactment studio?

Phaung: Yes! Now that we have finished our Q&A fiction, we are now making you reenact various fairy tales and TV shows!

Spiral: Today is our talk show! K9 and Phaung will host, the rest of you are guest stars! And we have two very special guests today, everyone welcome Horse and Firey!

Horse: Hiyaz!

Firey: Hello peoples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phaung: I want everyone to know that Firey is my best friend! No one can have her!

K9: Oh shut up. Now to start the Talk Show! *music plays* Our first victim is Robin!

Robin: Um. . . okay. . . *sits in the victim chair*

K9: *sits in the host chair*

Phaung: *sits in the other host chair* *drinks chocolate milk* Okay people! Is there anything that you want to know about the idiot here?

Audience: *cheers*

Firey: *pops out from behind stage* I wanna know!

K9: What would you like to know?

Firey: EVERYTHING!

Phaung: Good! Okay Robin, are you ready to answer questions?

Robin: Um. . . sure. *gulp*

Phaung: *reads card* what do you really look like behind that mask?

Robin: You really wanna know?

Audience: *cheers*

Robin: Fine be that way. *takes off mask and you see blue eyes*

Starfire: *pops out from backstage and hugs Robin* YOU LOOK SO CUTE!

Horse: *comes out and prys Starfire off of Robin* Okay wait your turn.

Phaung: Darn that was my chance to hit them! *reads next card* Okay who are you really?

Robin: *puts his mask back on* Timothy.

K9: *laughs histerically*

Phaung: You are a geek Robin! *reads the next card* How would you feel if we auctioned you off on EbaY *Snicker*

Robin: I'd kill you.

Phaung: I wanna be killed by K9! Not you.

K9: *snickers*

Phaung: You are a geek Robin! *reads next card* how much money do you think we'd get off from you?

Robin: Easy. A lot.

Phaung: I can kill you and get you insurance. *reads last card* Why do you like Starfire and not Raven or me?

Robin: You and Raven are CREEPY! And Starfire's nice SO HA!

Firey: *pops in* *pushes Robin off stage* Our next victim is Raven!

Raven: *sits in the vitim chair* Oh great.

K9: I'm askin questions now! *reads card* Why do like black and blue?

Raven: They're dark colors.

K9: *reads next card* Why did you or how did you become gothic and not be like Starfire?

Raven: I read horror stories. They're good.

K9: *reads next card* How would you feel if you had the chance to go on a murdering streak?

Raven: I'd be happy.

K9: o_0 *reads next card* Why do like Beast Boy and not any of the other boys?

Raven and Phaung: CYBORG'S GAY!

Cyborg: *from backstage* I HEARD THAT!

Phaung: Good!

Raven: Robin is a phsycopathic freak. Beast Boy has corny jokes, but hes cute- OH MY GOSH DID I JUST SAY CUTE!?

K9: Yes you did!

Phaung: And I have it on tape!

K9: *reads last card* How would you feel if Phaung put your hair up in ponytails and died it pink?

Raven: PINK!? I'd kill her.

Phaung: I said you can't kill me! Only K9 can! Besides I have a reputation!

Firey: *pushes Raven offstage* Next victim is the gaybo Cyborg!

Cyborg: I HEARD THAT! *sits in victim seat*

Phaung: Your suppose to hear that!

Firey: *sits in another host chair* I'm readin questions! *reads card* What does it feel like to be gay?

Cyborg: I AM NOT GAY!

Phaung: Yes you are I have proof!

Cyborg: o_0

Firey: *reads the next card* Why do you wear a pink dress in privacy?

Cyborg: I do not.

Phaung: Remember that tape I showed of you? Besides I was in your room using your computer to do homework, I KNOW!

Cyborg: o_0 MEEP!

Firey: *reads next card* Why are you half machine?

Cyborg: I was diseased. It was the only way to heal myself! *sulks*

Firey: *reads next card* Do you have a brain?

Cyborg: Duh.

K9: *knocks on his head* It sounds hollow!

Firey: Yeah! *reads last card* Who do you like?

Cyborg: No one.

Phaung: Few it wasn't me.

Cyborg: I hate you! Why would I like you?

Phaung: Because I'm wonderful!

Cyborg: No you aren't

Firey: *pushes Cyborg offstage* Next victim is Starfire!

Starfire: *sits in the victim seat* Hello everyone!

Horse: *sits in another host seat* I'm readin questions! *reads the first card* Why are you so hyper?

Starfire: I draw my energy from the sun.

Firey: No wonder.

Horse: *reads next card* Why do you speak in complete sentences and not use contractions or slang?

Starfire: This is the way the people of my planet speak.

Horse: *reads next card* Why do you love Robin?

Starfire: He is very nice to me!

Horse: Okay. *reads next card* What would happen to you if the Sun burnt out?

Starfire: I'd die. Thankfully the sun won't burn out for millions of years!

K9: Eclipses must be harsh on you then.

Starfire: Yes they are.

Horse: *reads last card* What's with the pudding?

Starfire: We have different kinds of pudding to celebrate or mourn over different things.

Firey: *pushes Starfire offstage* Our last victim is Beast Boy!

Beast Boy: *sits in the victim chair* Yo dudes!

Hostesses: *glare*

Beast Boy: I mean gals!

Hostesses: That's better!

K9: Mesa read cards! *reads first card* Why do you like Raven?

Beast Boy: She's so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K9: That was expected. *reads next card* Why are you green and can turn into animals?

Beast Boy: Uh. . . genetics?

K9: Kay we'll go with that. *reads next card* Why do you hate Starfire?

Beast Boy: I don't hate her, I just dislike her since she's so weird.

K9: *reads next card* How would you feel if we destoryed all the Tofu in the world and dies your fur pink?

Beast Boy: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

K9: *covers ears and reads the last question* How would you feel if we destroyed Cyborg's ability to play video games and you won every time ya'll competed?

Beast Boy: WOOHOO! *dances*

Firey: *pushes him offstage* That's all for today!

Horse: The next chapter is the Reenactment of Beauty and the Beast! Wanna see the starring parts? Wanna know the results? Stay tuned!

K9: Yup I gotta go worship dogs!

Phaung: And I gotta go worship tigers! Seeya!