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Reenactment

All That

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or All That. I only own myself, Phaung owns herself, Firey owns herself, and Horse owns herself.

K9: All righty then! It's time for Alllllllllllllllll That!

All That music plays in the background.

Phaung: *grabs the clip board that has a new paper on it* The first skit is All American Idiot! Here is the casting:

Phaung shows everyone the clipboard that has the following paper with the following cast:

Mandy: Cyborg

Paulie: Starfire

Slimon: Raven

Kyle: K9

Idiots: Robin, Beast boy, Phaung.

Phaung: Yay!

Robin, Beast Boy: WE'RE IDIOTS!?

K9: Dude it's just a charater.

Cyborg: Cool I'm the Snackson dude. . .

Starfire: I get to be the cheerful lady!

Raven: *sarcastic* I'm so happy. I get to be mean.

K9: Let's start!

All American Idiot music plays.

K9: Hey All American Idiot fans! I'm Kyle and this is AMERICAN IDIOT!

Audience cheers.

K9: And now to introduce our judges, the dawg, MANDY!

Cyborg: Yo was up dawg?

K9: Yo. . . the nicest lady around, PAULIE!

Starfire: I'm so gald to be here!

K9: *claps* And the meanest person to live, SLIMON!

Raven: Useless.

K9: Great. . . well now to introduce our first idiot, Robin! Come on out bird boy.

Robin: *runs out* I'm a bird? COOL! *jumps up and flaps his arms, but falls flat on his face* Ouch. . .

K9: OKAY! What do you think judges?

Cyborg: Dawg. . . *thumbs up*

K9: As usual from Mandy. . .

Starfire: It was great! I've seen idiocy before, but this was IDIOCY!

K9: Kay.

Raven: Disgusting. That was not idiocy.

Audience: o_0

K9: Okay. Next contestant is Beast Boy! Come on out dude!

Beast Boy: *runs out* Yo peeps! *grabs a wrapped hersheys bar and stuffs it down his throat* *chokes*

K9: *kicks Beast Boy* You may be an idiot but you can't kill youself! Judges?

Cyborg: You go dawg!

Starfire: That was great! With the wrapper and the choking, I think I see the new American Idiot!

Raven: This is surprising, he is an idiot. Somewhat.

Audience: *cheers*

K9: Okay! Our last contestant is Phaung! Come out asian lady!

Phaung: *runs in an trips, but quickly gets back up* I can count to 5! 1. . . 4. . . 315. . . 343145. . . W. . . 782067. . . a bizzilion. . . 5!

K9: Okay. . . judges?

Cyborg: You did what you know dawg! *thumbs up*

Starfire: It was pleasant! The numbers were totally off!

Raven: Anyone could do that.

Audience: o_0

K9: Well that's all for today's AMERICAN IDIOT!

American Idiot music plays.

Phaung: That was great!

K9: Yeah! Our next skit is Chit Chat.

K9 holds up a cliboard with the following paper with the following cast:

Stacey Chit: Raven

Guests: Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy

Raven: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE THAT HAPPY-GO-LUCKY GIRL!?

K9: Um. . . because you get to fling people out of a window?

Raven: *thinks for a minute* Okay.

Phaung: Great! Okay let's start!

Raven: *sits in Chit Chat host seat*

Phaung: Welcom to Chit Chat, and here's your host, Stacey Chit!

Raven: Hi! And welcome to Chit Chat. I'm your host Stacey Chit! Now we always have these BORING guests, maybe today it'll be different! Please welcome our first guest, Robin who will be talking to us about math!

Robin: *walks in and sits in the victim seat*

Audience: *cheers*

Raven: Hiya Robin!

Robin: Hi Stacey. Why am I here again?

Raven: To talk to us about math.

Robin: Oh right. . . IT'S EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

K9: *walks in and whacks Robin with her sledgehammer* STICK TO YOUR CHARACTER! *walks out*

Robin: That is my character. Stay away from math! It is- hey what are you doing?

Raven: *playing on a little palm-pilot* What? Oh sorry. . . *disgusted look as she puts the palm-pilot away*

Robin: Anyway. . . STAY AWAY FROM MATH!

Raven: -_- BORING! *pushes the big button thing on her desk*

Robin: Hey wait- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Raven: Now for our next guest Cyborg who will be talking to us about mechanics!

Cyborg: *sits in victim seat*

Audience: *cheers*

Cyborg: Yo!

Raven: Hi.

Cyborg: *gets out a palm pilot* Buy! They're a good use!

Raven: *muttering* I already have one.

Cyborg: Mechanics are good. If you buy stuff like computer and cell phones, they can organise your life.

Raven: *painting on a canvas*

Cyborg: HEY! Stop I'm trt\ying to talk here.

Raven: -_- Oh SOR-RY *puts canvas and stuff away*

Cyborg: Now-

Raven: WHATEVER! *pushes the big button thing again and Cyborg goes flying out the window* Our next guest is Beast Boy and he'll be talking about animals!

Beast Boy: *sits in victim seat*

Audience: *cheers*

Raven: Kay talk boy.

Beast Boy: Kay. . . *grabs a photo of a T-Rex* One of the first animals *blabbers about T-Rexes*

Raven: Let's just get this overwith *pushes the big button thing again*

Beast Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Raven: that's all for Chit Chat bye!

K9: Great!

Phaung: Yeah! Now for Know Your Stars! *holds up that same clip board with new paper and new info*

Annoncer Dude: Raven

Star: Starfire

Raven: And the torture goes on.

Phaung: You're the one giving the torture.

Raven: Great.

K9: *plays Know Your Stars music*

Raven: *sigh* Know you stars. . . know your stars. . . know your stars. . . Starfire. . .

Starfire: Yes? Is something wrong?

Raven: She's weird. . .

Starfire: I beg your pardon? I am not weird.

Raven: Starfire. . . she wishes she were home. . .

Starfire: I most certainly do not! Earth is very nice!

Raven: Starfire. . . She thinks Slade is cool. . .

Starfire: I want to KILL Slade!

Raven: Now you know. . . Starfire. . .

Starfire: They do not!!!! I most certainly do not want to go home!

Raven: Yes you do. . .

Starfire: No! And I want to kill Slade! Okay maybe not, but I do want to beat him!

Raven: Sure. . .

K9: YAY! That was cool!

Raven: Whatever. Just tell me that this is over?

Phaung: Nope! More skits yay! *shows that dreaded clip board again* Time for 2gether 4ever!

Jock dude (Brad): Beast Boy

Cheerleader lady (Monica): Raven

Cupid: Cyborg

Anouncer Person: Robin

Raven: *grabs K9's shirt collar and shakes her* WHAT'S WITH YOUR CASTING!?

K9: I just thought it would be easier for you and BB to fight than it would be for Robin and Starfire to fight. . .

Raven: *still glaring* fine. . .

Phaung: Plus you don't have to do the stupid kiss.

K9: Yeah it's gay, so we omited it. No kissing!

Phaung: Great! *plays 2gether 4ever music*

Robin: Welcome to 2gether 4ever. . . yeah. . . right.

Beast Boy: HI! I'm Brad!

Raven: And I'm Monica!

Both: And we're the perfect couple!

Beast Boy: On this show we answer all your question about being the perfect couple!

Raven: Even though your not cause we are!

Beast Boy: So envelope please Cupid!

Cyborg: *walks out with angry look on his face and hands Beast Boy the envelope*

Beast Boy: *takes envelope* Kay you can go now.

Cyborg: *walks out*

Raven: And it's from. . .

Beast Boy: Beaverdam High! (A/N: Random Names!) I know people that go there.

Raven: Probably because you FLIRT WITH EVERY FRIGGIN GIRL THERE!

Beast Boy: I DON'T EVEN GO TO THAT SCHOOL!

Raven: Doesn't mean you can't flirt with the cheerleaders during football games!

Beast Boy: Well maybe I wouldn't if you would stop flirtin with Beaverdam's friggin boys!

Raven: THAT'S IT! *kicks Beast Boy* I hate you!

Beast Boy: And I hate you!

Both: HMPH! *storm off in opposite directions*

Robin: And that was 2gether 4ever. I bet they'll make up in about 2 minutes.

Cyborg: *walks out as the show closes with another angry look*

K9: GREAT!

Phaung: That was a good skit!

Beast Boy: We done yet?

K9: Yeah, I've ran out of good skits. Any suggestions people?

Audience: *shakes heads*

Phaung: Okay then! The next chapter is. . .

K9: Cinderella! As suggested by Starre, though I already have made plans for it!

Phaung: Who will play what part? How will the story be modified to fit the 21st century? What will be the outcome? Stick around to find out!