Fan Fiction ❯ Sleep First, Punishment Later ❯ Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Sleep First, Punishment Later (or The Lemony Part of Chapter 12 of Heroes of Hyrule.)

by anime animal

Disclaimer: *anime animal cringes as Shigeru Miyamoto runs away screaming having read this* Um, well, Mr Miyamoto was visibly disturbed after reading this, so I think he's rather ashamed of me violating his wonderful creation in such a manner. (No, I don't know Mr Miyamoto, if I did then I'd try and persuade him to let me be the voice of Zelda which would be unbelievably cool.) Legend of Zelda belongs to Shigsy, not me.

A.N: Lemon. Citron. Limon. Whatever language you look at it, this is lemony fresh. Dear God I alarm even myself at my gutter mind. And yeah, I know the grammar's not that great in the first chapter, but I can't be arsed to change it right now. Anyway, it's not that bad!

Part 1

"How much longer do we have to stay here?" Link asked, his voice taking on a tone familiar to a whine.

Zelda smiled and tickled his knee under the table.

"You want to get laid don't you?"

"Well, um... don't you?" He stammered.

"Mmm, maybe." She giggled.

The guests had slowly but surely started to leave, with only a few persistant stragglers staying behind. Aidyn and Catrine had long since retired to bed, claiming that both they and Ranny needed their sleep, which was only partially true.

"What do you say we have one more dance and then call it a night?" Link suggested.

Zelda nodded and got up from her seat, taking Link by his hand and leading him to the dance floor.

"I think that's a wonderful idea, considering that I want to get you upstairs and ivestigate whether there is any truth to what Ruto told me."

Link raised his eyebrows in surprise as he put his hand on Zelda's waist and drew her closer.

"What did Ruto tell you?"

Zelda smiled and leant over to whisper in his ear.

"That you have something very impressive between your legs."

"Hunh?" Link asked, looking at her with very confused eyes. "When did she tell you that and why?"

"She saw." Zelda replied. "Apparently you were swimming at the time."

"I was? Oh gods, how the hell did that happen?"

Zelda laughed softly and wrapped her arms around Link's neck, fondling the hair at the nape of his neck.

"I have no idea, but it makes me unbelievably jealous." She said in a sultry whisper. "And all the more eager to see for myself."

His eyes widened and then smiled.

"Well, what do you say we change the venue for this dance and make it the mattress mambo?"

Zelda pecked him softly on the lips.

"Sounds too good to be true."

Link dipped his head and kissed her, keen to get revenge for her provocative kiss in the temple. He repeated Zelda's actions from earlier and ran his tongue along her bottom lip, heating the action as she moaned softly in delight from his ministrations. Their tongues met and Zelda's practiced caress after loving caress on his, enjoying and savouring the taste and feel of him. Their bodies grew closer, so close that Zelda's chest pressed itself against Link's, so close that the presence of Link's growing arousal made itself known against Zelda's crotch. The heat of their embrace was becoming unbearable, and when they finally broke for air its wake left a deep seeded desire. Link's eyes burned with the now awakened fire of desire, and Zelda was thankful that there were so few people around to see it.

"Bedroom." Link ordered.

"Yes." Zelda replied.

With a grin, Link swept his wife clean off her feet amidst a startled shriek. Those remaining in the hall turned and laughed at their antics.

"Well, all that remains is for me to carry my bride over the threshold and for us to bid you all goodnight!" Link announced.

Zelda laughed and removed one of the arms she'd had wrapped around Link's neck to wave at those gathered with a pink blush colouring her cheeks. He just had to announce that, because everyone knew where they were off to and he just wanted to rub that in. She didn't mind, particularly when many of the women in the room were looking green with envy.

******

The door to the bedroom flew open and banged against the wall with a thud.

"You didn't have to kick it so hard..." Zelda said, smiling a little and kissing her husband's cheek.

Link said nothing and carried her to the bed, depositing her in the middle of the mattress and easing his weight on top of her, kissing her slowly and sucking gently on her tongue. Zelda moaned happily and ran her hands up the side of his body until they came to rest at his neck. She arched upwards against him, intentionally grazing his groin with her pelvis. The results were instantaneous, as she felt his already aroused member poke against her body, reminding her that it was there and very keen to join the party. She smiled at the thought and broke the kiss.

"Sweetie, don't you think that we should close the door?" She whispered.

Link groaned and rolled off her.

"Alright then."

Zelda smiled and watched as he hurriedly made his way to the door and bolted it tightly shut.

"Now, where were we?" He asked, returning to where he'd left off.

Zelda was sitting on her heels in the middle of the bed, her shoes on the floor and her jewellery deposited on a bedside table.

"Well, I was about to take your clothes off for you." She said in a sultry whisper.

Link's eyes widened and he obligingly threw himself onto the bed beside her.

"I'm all yours." He said eagerly.

Zelda smiled and relieved him of his boots before straddling his hips. Her eyes were hooded with passion while a pair of provocative hands slithered down his front brushed over the tell-tale bulge in his leggings.

"Who's a horny boy then?" She asked softly.

Link's eyes were closed in blissful torment and he swallowed the lump that had risen in his throat.

"Definitely me. Beyond a shadow of a doubt me. If I were any hornier I'd be a red deer..." He babbled before his words were cut off with a pair of lips.

Zelda lowered her head and kissed him chastely before moving her mouth down to the laces on his shirt and untying them with her tongue and teeth. Link's eyes were wide with amazement and were still wide open when her head raised itself and smiled at him.

"How and where the hell did you learn to do that?" He gasped.

Zelda smiled and moved her hands to his waist.

"I've been practicing." She remarked, unbuckling his belt. "I take it you approve."

"Oh yeah. Particularly when I know that there are laces on my leggings." He smiled.

Zelda laughed softly and shifted herself so that she could take the tunic and shirt off his body. All too obediently, Link lifted his hands up above his head to make her job easier, and Zelda utilised this to her advantage. She captured his hands in hers and brought them up to her waist.

"Do I feel hot to you? I mean, I keep getting hot flushes all over..."

As she spoke, her hands started to glide down from her face to her collar bone where it paused momentarily before travelling slowly to her breasts. Slowly, she brushed her fingers over the flesh, starting near her arms and moving slowly to her cleavage before reversing the movement. Link's eyes were rooted to her hands and he could feel himself getting harder and harder, particularly when her hips started to move painfully slowly and caused her warmth to travel over his arousal. Unable to control himself any longer, he brought his hands up her back and began unlacing her dress.

"I think you feel hot." He said, brushing his fingers over each new inch of flesh he was exposing. "Maybe you should take your clothes off and lie down."

He untied the last lace and explored her upper body with his hands, inching closer to her breasts. Zelda's body began to shiver in delight, even when he purposefully removed his hands to her back again. She moaned quietly and then trapped his hands again.

"I think that maybe you should look and not touch." She said in a reprimanding tone.

"Well that all depends." Link replied, lowering his hands to the hem of her skirt. "When are you going to give me to opportunity to look?"

Before Zelda could reply, Link's fingers were busying themselves by grazing the silken skin of her legs, travelling further upwards until his hands rested at the tops of her thighs. Link shook his head and tutted.

"Now Princess, did you really think that I'd let you get away with being so provocative? I mean this..."

He said, weaving his fingers through the curls at her womanhood. "Is a spiteful prank to arouse me to an almost painful state."

Zelda gasped and writhed in ecstacy, particularly when his fingers dared to travel lower. A calloused thumb found itself brushing against her nether lips and a sadistic grin crossed the face of her husband.

"Now, I'd like to see my breasts please." Link teased, pausing mid-stroke for maximum frustration.

Zelda moaned, half in delight and half in anxiety.

"Reprobate." She groaned.

"Nefarious."

"Wicked boy."

"Sinful temptress."

"Iniquitous wretch."

"What?"

Zelda laughed and used that moment to pounce and pinned her husband's wrists to the bed.

"Now let me see." She pondered. "If you promise to be a good boy and keep your hands to yourself, then I might be bad girl for you. Would you like that?"

Link nodded so much that he looked like he'd lose his head.

"Do you remember when we were nefarious?" She asked, sliding down his body.

"Mmm hmm..."

That had perhaps been the most erotic day of their lives, and they had remarkably left the treehouse with virginity intact, despite having driven themselves to orgasm with experimenting hands and, in the case of Zelda's climax, an all too eager tongue.

"Would you like me to return the favour?" She asked, licking her lips.

Link felt himself get harder still, if that was possible.

"Right now, my mind is on nothing else."

Zelda smiled and kissed his navel, swirling her tongue around and then moving lower. Link could feel beads of perspiration forming on his brow and struggled to keep himself from releasing too early. Dear Gods this woman was driving him mad! Zelda's mouth kissed his stomach before it busied itself with untying the laces on his leggings. He could feel the heat of her breath even through the fabric and almost died as something hot and wet darted across the newly exposed flesh of his hardened member. Involuntarily, he bucked his hips upward.

"My my, we are impatient." Zelda said softly, easing his leggings off his body. "If you want it that badly, then maybe you should see to it yourself while I get something to make it a little more fun."

Link's mouth fell open in protest when she got off the bed and walked over to the fireplace. However, his earlier antics involving the laces caused the dress to slowly slide from her body, and she was not fighting its departure. Her body was flawless, like a perfect being carved from white marble. His eyes rested on her buttocks, like a little boy who was resisting the temptation to touch when his mother had told him not to. She opened a small box on the mantlepiece and turned around, her lips sporting an evil half smile as her right hand tapped a large white feather in her left. Her golden hair fell over her shoulders, covering her breasts and causing Link a minor disappointment. Even so, his hand travelled to his member and unconciously began to move up and down in an attempt to relieve himself of the sweet agony it was causing him.

"I don't want you spoiling my fun." Zelda said, returning to the bed and sitting on her heels again by his waist. "Leave some for me."

She began to trace patterns across his chest with the feather, pausing to examine the look on her husband's face. His eyes were closed and his mouth partially open as ragged breaths escaped from his lips. She smiled and moved the feather lower until she flitted it back and forth across his abdomen, finally bringing it to his groin. Link moaned as he hastened his ministrations, until he felt something flutter upon the tip of his arousal. He opened his eyes and spotted the feather slowly spiralling around his length, occasionally crossing his tip and making contact with his flesh.

"Ohh..." He moaned.

Zelda smiled and brought the feather down further until it played on his balls, earning more and more moans until she decided that she had tormented him long enough. His hands had long stopped moving since the arrival of the feather, and now left her with the freedom to commence operations on what she wanted to do to him. Her fingers skimmed his flesh, revelling in how hard he was, before she kissed his shaft. Link's eyes flew wide open, scarcely believing what she was about to do to him before she took him fully in her mouth, suckling gently and running her tongue along what flesh she could reach. She could taste his excitement.

"Oh Gods Zelly..." He groaned, shuddering in an attempt to retain control.

Zelda smiled and continued her treatment while the evil feather tickled the inside of Link's legs and then made its way to torment his genitalia further. His body shuddered, particularly when Zelda began to move her head up and down, sucking harder and harder until he was unable to hold back any longer. He groaned heavily and released into her mouth, panting from delight and gasping for breath. Zelda swallowed his essence and licked her lips, smiling like a sadist.

"Now how did you like that?"

"It was... utterly amazing..." Link panted. "But now we're going to play by my rules."

Zelda giggled as he overpowered her and pinned her to the mattress. His tongue began to lick her flesh, starting at her throat and then finding its way to her right breast. All too eagerly he nibbled at the bud with his lips before swirling his tongue around its pert apex and sucking firmly. Zelda's giggles turned to passionate moans as her fingers curled themselves in his hair, tightening as he repeated the process with her left breast.

"You've been waiting for this all along, haven't you?" She whispered, unable to think straight.

Link removed his mouth from her nipple, replacing his tongue with his thumb.

"It's one of the perks of the job." He replied.

Zelda pretended to look offended and sat up, covering her breasts with her arms.

"So this is a job?" She asked.

Link laughed and kissed her navel.

"Yes. But a very, very pleasant one."

"A job?" Zelda asked, trying to uphold her resolution but finding it very difficult as her mind clouded.

Link's mouth was busying itself with kissing her inner thighs, all the while getting closer and closer to its target.

"Yes." He repeated, pausing just millimetres from her sex. "After all those times I've saved you from moblins, serpents, sacrificial rites and homicidal megalomaniac Gerudo men, I finally get my reward."

With that, he kissed her between her legs and darted his tongue across her opening, tasting her nectar and being rewarded with an excited gasp from his wife. She closed her eyes and bit her bottom lip, lolling her head against the pillows and grasping the sheets until her knuckles were white. Link's inexperienced but skilled tongue circled the area, occasionally daring to invade her heat and exciting a delighted moan and shudder from Zelda. Just when she believed she could endure the torture no longer, Link's lips clamped down upon her clitoris while his tongue repeatedly lashed out again and again, causing her to writhe in pleasure and pant excitedly, getting hotter and damper all the time until finally she could sustain it no longer. She cried out as she reached her peak, trembling on the mattress while Link continued to lap up her juices.

"I think we're ready." He said eventually, sliding up so that her was positioned at her entrance. "Don't you?"

Zelda nodded and could see the fire in his eyes which began to stir the same feelings within her. He was hard for her again, aroused by the sight, sound, feel and taste of her and eager to experience the sort of pleasure that only she could give him. He stole her lips for a meaningful kiss, tasting himself from earlier and allowing her the same opportunity. The kiss ended as Zelda's legs brushed Link's upon parting, and very slowly he eased himself into her, taking his weight upon his elbows as he penetrated and broke through her virginity. For a moment, he could do nothing but revel in the warmth and comfort of her body, she was so tight and wet that he could scarcely believe that it was real. But only for a tiny moment as he heard her gasp and his eyes were upon her face as it creased in pain and she bit her lip, her eyes tightly closed. Not moving, he kissed her brow and watched her face in concern. Her eyes opened and stared up into his.

"Ow."

Link frowned sadly and then kissed her lips to try and take her mind off the discomfort.

"I'm sorry, I tried to be gentle..." He said apologetically.

Zelda nodded.

"I know, and you were." She said softly, stroking his cheek. "You're not to blame for hurting me, and this is going to be nothing compared to labour when that happens."

Link sighed heavily.

"That'll be my fault too."

Zelda took his hand and kissed it.

"Stop trying to ruin the moment." She scolded. "Now enough about the bad side of things, how does it feel for you?"

Link smiled and kissed her again.

"Amazing." He informed her. "Being inside you is absolutely incredible."

Zelda smiled too and closed her eyes.

"That's all I wanted to hear." She sighed.

"Will you be OK if I move?" He asked softly.

She nodded and took a deep breath, preparing for the ache to return. Link saw this and took her hand in his.

"Every time it hurts I want you to squeeze, OK?" He told her. "I don't care how hard."

Zelda smiled and squeezed it in a friendly way.

"Love you." She murmured.

"Love you too." Link replied, withdrawing himself and then thrusting in again.

He felt Zelda's hand squeeze his and he squeezed back reassuringly, guilt ridden that she was in so much pain yet he was absolutely reeling in delight from the experience. Taking a deep breath, he thrust again, a little bit harder this time and heard Zelda whimper softly.

"You're not enjoying this are you?" He said apologetically.

He kissed her and propped himself up on his elbows, still a part of her.

"I'll stop." He said softly.

"No!" Zelda protested. "I know it'll get better, and it's hurting less."

She almost laughed at the sceptical look he gave her.

"If you're sure..." He said slowly

He thrust again and although it still hurt, Zelda was feeling something else, something deeper than the shallow pain. Link began to develop a rhythm, entering and removing himself from her body in long, rhythmic strokes. Pleasure coursed through her veins in masses and gradually her grip on Link's hand loosened til both hands wound themselves around his neck, drawing his head down for a kiss. He obliged, relaxing as he realised that the pain was all but a memory and drove in a little faster and a little deeper. Zelda gasped in genuine delight and rocked her hips against him, meeting his tempo with her own. Slowly she brought her legs up around his waist, wanting more of him and getting her wish. She moaned delightedly, especially when his mouth found her breasts again and began to repeat his earlier actions.

"Oh Link..." She moaned, throwing her head back in delight. "Oh Gods... Harder... Please..."

All too happy to accept her proposal, Link did as he was told like the good boy he was, driving himself into her so that he was almost buried to the hilt. Zelda cried out in delight, gasping for breath and gyrating madly.

"Zelda..." Link groaned, beginning to lose the powers of rational thought.

His mind was focused on one thing only, and that was the beckoning release that was coming closer and closer with every thrust. Zelda too was building towards her climax, her breath getting shorter and the little murmurs of delight coming more often until she cried his name out loudly.

"LINK!"

Her inner muscles clamped down upon his hard shaft and drove him over the edge. He spasmed violently as he once again emptied himself into her body.

"ZELDA!"

He trembled as he fell bonelessly on top of her, gasping for breath and still shaking from his release. Their bodies were bathed in sweat, totally spent and sated. Zelda's hands groped for the blankets and pulled them over their bodies which were still joined. She sighed contentedly and kissed the top of her lover's sweat bathed head, her breathing still heavy but slowly returning to normal.

"They weren't lying." She whispered, running her fingers through Link's hair. "All those people weren't lying when they said that you could lose yourself in the arms of another person."

"Hmm." Link murmured, rolling over so that their positions were reversed and separating their bodies. "I know what you mean."

Zelda sighed happily and snuggled into his arms, murmuring in her satisfaction.

"I'm glad Ganondorf wanted the Triforce." She said quietly.

"Hunh?" Link asked, looking at her as though she had developed another limb.

"Well, think about it this way. If Ganondorf had never threatened the Sacred Realm then you would never have left the Kokiri Forest. You would never have found your family and you would have lived and died without anyone knowing you existed. And we would have never met."

Link sighed heavily.

"If Ganondorf had never wanted the Triforce, he wouldn't have killed my mother and I would have had my family all along. We would have met each other again a lot sooner and we'd probably have been married much earlier. Whatever way you look at it, we still would have fucked each other."

"Oh so tastefully put!" Zelda laughed, elbowing him playfully in the stomach. "You could have used something a little less coarse."

"Could have, but didn't want to because I knew you'd elbow me in the stomach and I knew that by doing that you would inadvertedly flash that delightful right breast of yours." Link smirked.

"I'm not even going grace that remark with a response." Zelda retaliated.

Link wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed the back of her neck.

"I wouldn't want you to. Your pout speaks volumes, and it's surprisingly arousing."

Zelda sighed and rolled over to face him.

"Even after getting a thorough seeing-to and two orgasms, you're still gagging for it." She smiled. "Well, if you insist."

Link smiled back and stifled a little yawn.

"Do you mind if we take a raincheck on that?" He asked. "I'm a little worn out."

Zelda smiled and kissed him on the nose.

"Well, let's go to sleep them." She offered.

"Sounds like a plan." Link replied, yawning. "G'night."

"Night, my hot piece of totty." She giggled.

Link opened an eye and shook his head.

"Don't think I'm gonna let you get away with that."

"Well why don't you punish me then?" She challenged.

"Cause I don't think I have enough energy to get a stiff neck, let alone a stiff..."

"I get the picture." Zelda smiled. "Sleep first. Punishment later."

She yawned and cuddled up closer to him and sighed, closing her eyes.

"Zel?"

"Mmm?"

"I love you."

Zelda smiled with her eyes closed.

"I love you too."

When Zelda woke up again, she felt something soft tickling her nose before creeping its way down her chest and circling her nipples. Her eyes flew open with a start to see Link with a wicked grin on his face and the white feather in his hand.

"Ready for your punishment?"

to be continued