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Snape gets Laid!!

Severus, the great Potions Master at Hogwarts was in front of his class teaching, his voice rather flat, and half the students falling asleep, he tuned the little ingrates out. Continuing to write on his board and point and lecture, after awhile he had lost himself and never heard the bell ring to dismiss class, only when he had turned around to ask someone a question did he noticed the lack of students, and the near emptiness of his dungeon class room.

Sitting in the back, staring him down with icy cold blue eyes was his lesser-known female student, she had no friends, nor did she really care to get them. He stared at her his black eyes hidden behind a dark cloud of brooding. He stood there frozen in his tracks, he gulped nervously, and turned to his desk, expecting her to leave to go to her next class, what he didn't realize was it was Lunchtime.

She wore an odd style dress, flattering, and something he liked, compared to what the other frivolous children of this day and age wore, ghastly. It had a high collar, a bit of white undershirt peeked from the top, the torso of the dress was form fitting, hugging her thin frame, tight long sleeves with a soft bell at the wrist, on her left wrist was a silver charm bracelet with her private room key on it. The slightly belled out skirt hung to the floor, hiding black thick stockings and black pointy toe calf-high lace up boots. She was poised, graceful, elegant, and very pale. She had long black hair, but the ends of her bangs were faded to a lilac color, she wore it half pulled back in a braided bun, very becoming of her. She sat staring at the back of her Professor, wondering what he was doing, and why he seemed so uncharacteristically nervous. She got to her feet, leaving her books on her desk and walked over, her skirt hushed softly on the stone floor, and her heels clicked lightly, she stood behind him, waiting.

Snape felt a presence behind him, expecting to find one of the many spooks of the school behind him he whirled around and came face to face with the tall sleek girl.

"Ah!" he gave a start, his black eyes locking into her cold pale ones. He jaw hung slightly open as a sly smile spread across her lips.

"I have a question Professor." She said, her voice was soft, near whispering, with a melodic husk to it, captivating. He swallowed hard and tried to have a very calm voice when he spoke.

"Y-y…ahem, yes Miss Lora…" He sputtered; she was so close he could smell the lavender and Hawaiian ginger fragrance she wore. She took a step closer, her body leaning on his, her eyes half closed, and she wrapped one arm around his neck, running her cold fingers through his hair. She pulled his body close, getting on tip-toes to be closer to his height, her soft lips were tantalizingly close to his, her lust filled eyes burning into his, he inhaled sharply and held his breath, afraid to move in the slightest, and worried about what next may happen. She moaned slightly, her lips brushing his, which were set in a stern line of nervousness.

"Oh Professor…do…do you…want to get laid?" She said, drawing her face a bit closer, brushing her lips lightly against his, stroking his neck with her finger, he felt a blush rise on his cheeks.

"M-m-miss…ah…ah…Miss Lorallie…this is…" He stammered unable to find the right words, she pushed one finger against his lips shushing him with her lips on the other side.

"Just yes or no, do you want to get laid?" She asked again moaning in emphases.

"This…is…w-w-wrong." He stuttered and tried to move his arms, but couldn't.

"To bad you have no choice in this." She smiled wickedly, which stirred something deeply within him, he gulped loudly as she with drew her hand from behind his neck, and brought her lips onto his in a soft kiss, when she leaned back he saw something pass his eyes quickly, and was shocked when she stepped back, smiled sweetly, giggled and walked off, stopping only short enough to pick up her books, and leave the stunned, and flustered Snape gawking after her. He brought up his hand and ran it through his hair and took deep breaths to calm himself, he walked over to a cauldron holding water and peered in, he blinked and leaned close, then started loudly, around his neck was a bright colored white, red, and purple Hawaiian Lai.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!!! *dies laughing* Ok so it was only funny to me! NYAH!