Fan Fiction ❯ So much for a break. ❯ Sheik's Fight. ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: do not own Zelda, I own ALEX!

Chapter 2, Sheik's fight.

And after all that stuff with Zelda Alex and Link, out in the fields.

Alex: *all cheerful and happy dragging a screaming and kicking Link behind him*

Link: NO! UNTIE ME! THIS IS CRUEL TORTURE TO ELVES! LEGOLAS! ELF QUEEN! NAVI! HELP! *sighs, gives up*

Alex: *stops, looks over at Link* you say something?

Link: *finally snaps for the first time in this story* huwhjadmiuhmduamdyahd HAHAHAHA!

Alex: . . .

Link: ALHEHCNGEMCHNAHGEG donuts ahyugmmegsmvuoemxggimeakcigcvekigemuce MUWHAHAHAHHA!

Alex: L-link . . . your . . . scaring me . . .

Link: *one of his eyes are in a swirl pattern, the other eye is in an X cartoon pattern, which looks like this* @_X

Alex: . . . no comment . . . *walks on and drags Link behind him*

At night, few hours later of gibberish.

Link: *has finally calmed down and is no longer weird and scarey* . . . so, where are we headed?

Alex: *trying to read a map* um, . . . um . . . uh . . . O.o demon chickens?

Link: what?

*cluck* *cluck*

Link & Alex: . . . *they turn and look toward the clucking*

Demon Chickens: *green chickens with weird abnormally big eyes and feet, and have long skinny necks and nearly flat bodies* . . . *in a deep demonic clucking/normal voice* KILL THEM ALL! Cluck!

Link & Alex: DRAMATIC FIGHT!

Some kick-butt music plays, then everything goes Matrix.

Demon Chicken flies at Alex, everything slows down then, Alex jumps up and kicks the demon chicken in the face with his foot, then spins and uses his other foot and kicks the chicken in the air, does a full matrix flip and lands on the ground, dust is sent up in the air from his landing somehow, some demon chicken throws an egg at Alex, everything slows down again, Alex bends like Neo from the matrix, the egg passes over him, then the second, third, forth, and the fifth hits his face, he falls and is out cold,

End dramatic battle.

Demon Chickens: *close in around Link, * GANG -

Link: *somehow bursts from the ropes and goes Super Saiyan 2 Link! * AHH! *growl, flex, pose*

Demon Chickens: *lays eggs, run away*

Super Saiyan 2 Link: HA!

Alex: O_o whoa.

And on Sheik's own little quest to watch the two.

Sheik: *hides behind a Rock with his hand over his face, sighs and looks up, his eyes shown between two open fingers* total idiots.

Raven: *tilts head to the side, jumps off Sheik's shoulder and caws twice like a crow* Caw. Caw. (Translation: your telling me.)

Sheik: *stands up and follows the two idiots er "heros" with his chain and a few needles ready* I have a bad feeling about all this.

Raven: *catches up with Sheik*

Sheik: what adventures will happen now I wonder.

A scream and roar is heard, then a gulp and burp and more screams.

Sheik: *moans in frustration* . . . *puts his face in one hand and sighs* once again. *runs toward Link and Alex*

Raven: *stays behind*

Monster: ROAR! I AM MONSTER, HEAR ME ROAR! *purr*

Link: *looks around, sees Legolas coming* Legolas!

Legolas: *runs to Link's side* yes Elf Brother?

Link: Help my friend Alex! *points at Alex's legs kicking outside the Monster's mouth*

Legolas: Hell no! Do it your self! *runs away*

Then the Elf Queen appears.

Elf Queen: yes dear Link?

Link: Help my friend Alex! *points at Alex*

Elf Queen: *sees the monster, screams, slaps Link silly, stomps away*

Sheik: *runs beside Link, spins Chain and throws it, the chain catches on Alex's foot* HA! *pulls Alex with the Monster's mouth with ease, pulls the chain off Alex, with a flick of the wrist, the chain sails and lands back in his hand* there we go.

Link & a thankful Alex: SHEIK!

Sheik: thought you idiots might need help, *throws two needles in the Monster's eyes*

Monster: *roars in pain, swings one of its long tentacles around, it hits Sheik in the side, a crack is heard as Sheik screams out in pain*

Sheik: AHH! *falls and slides to the side, flinches in pain*

Alex & Link: SHEIK!

Sheik: *stands up, throws his chain at the Monster's neck, pulls it down and throws 10 needles into the Monster's skull* DIE!

Monster: *roars one last time weakly and dies*

Link & Alex: *say nothing*

Alex: why are you here Sheik?

Sheik: someone has to watch you too . . . *smiles under his scarf covering his mouth and nose a bit, walks away holding his injured and bleeding side*

Alex: . . . what a brave soul . . .

END!