Fan Fiction ❯ Sora goes Ghetto ❯ The phat party ( Chapter 2 )

^_^ Chapter Two of `Sora goes Ghetto' is finally up! Sorry it took so long to update, I was spending most of my time working on another one of my fanfictions `Doom Group goes to Highschool'.. But anyway, here it is! Chapter Two!

 

Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts does not belong to me, neither do any of Steven King's novels or `Devil May Cry'.

 

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The next morning, everyone was in the dining room eating breakfast, save for Sora and Sephiroth. Sora because he usually didn't wake up so early in the morning, and Sephiroth because he was busy in his room reading more of his Steven King novels.

 

“Yo, we need to go to the store, ya?” Wakka said as he took a spoonful of his cereal and put it in his mouth. Squall looked up from the newspaper (does Destiny Islands have newspapers o.0) he was reading and stared at Wakka.

 

“Why do we need to go to the store?” He asked.

 

“I'm all out of hair-gel, ya?” Wakka answered as he took another spoonful of his cereal.

 

“That's what you get for using six bottles daily!” Ansem smirked. Wakka gave Ansem a glare, even though he knew he was right. “And don't look at me like that! I could slash you into pieces if I wanted to.”

 

“If you want hair-gel so bad YOU go to the store! The nearest one is in Traverse Town, I'm not going there for something that you specifically need!” Squall said, putting down the newspaper.

 

“Well, Cloud need's hair-gel too! Right Cloud?” Wakka asked, hoping he would get some back-up on his side.

 

“No, my hair is naturally like this.” Cloud said. Ansem and Kairi both laughed at the fact that Wakka couldn't get anyone on his side about the hair-gel. Just then, Sora walked into the room.

 

“Yo my bi-“ Sora started. Ansem pointed his sword at Sora's throat.

 

“Do not even finish that sentence.” He said. Sora nodded his head, and sat in the seat next to Riku's. Riku of course, was too busy staring at Cloud to even notice or care.

 

“What the heck are you staring at?” Cloud asked.

 

“Nothing.” Riku replied.

 

“Well then knock it off, it's creepy. And hard to eat my omelette when you're watching.” Cloud said. Ansem sat back in his seat.

 

“Yo, so there is this party goin' on in Hallow Bastion, and I was wondering if you all wanted to come.” Sora announced.

 

“And we would want to go because...?” Ansem asked, looking at his nails.

 

“Because I was bein' nice, foo'!” Sora yelled. Squall got up from his seat to go up to his room, when Cloud grabbed his wrist.

 

“Where are you going, Squall?” Cloud asked.

 

“Upstairs. I can't concentrate on my reading with Mad-Dog and Dr. Sadistic yelling at each other.” Squall explained, pulling his wrist out of Cloud's grasp.

 

“But Ansem isn't yelling!” Cloud said.

 

“Oh, he will be once Sora gets him angered enough.” Squall said cooly, walking away. In the two minutes Cloud had been trying to get Squall to stay downstairs with them, he didn't notice Sora and Ansem had jumped onto the table to fight.

 

“You want a piece of me?!” Sora asked, putting his fists up like he was going to fight. Ansem smirked, this reminded him of their first encounter so long ago. Back when Sora wasn't some psycho street-punk.

 

“HEY! You both are going to spill my cereal if you continue like this!” Tidus yelled. Ansem of course, being the person he was, kicked Tidus's bowl of cereal off of the table.

 

“Hey! That wasn't nice!” Selphie yelled as she tried to comfort the now crying Tidus.

 

“The worlds aren't nice.” Ansem retorted. Sora took this as an opportunity to punch Ansem, who of course, kicked Sora in the shins. Then it turned into a brawl.

 

“AAH! Guys, stop!” Kairi yelled as she pried Sora off of Ansem.

 

“He started it! The foo'!” Sora said. Sephiroth stormed down the stairs and into the dining room, looking plenty mad.

 

“You two are disturbing my reading! SHUT THE HECK UP!!!” He yelled, glaring at Sora and Ansem. He stormed back up the stairs and slammed his door shut.

 

Ansem got up off the ground (Somewhere in the fight, Sora tackled him to the ground) and wiped blood from the side of his mouth. “You would so be in a coma if Kairi didn't stop us.” He said to Sora. “... So when is this party?”

 

“So you guys are gonna come?” Sora asked.

 

“Yes.” Everyone else said at the same time.

 

“8pm. The party is gonna be the shiznit!” Sora said, and ran upstairs.

 

 

“Come on Sephiroth, we're all going! You should come too!” Ansem said, trying to convince the platinum haired man across from him to go to the party.

 

“What is so great about going to some place that is going to be jam-packed with total strangers, and music so loud you can't have a decent conversation with people?” Sephiroth asked.

 

“Good point, but I'm going to make sure Sora doesn't... do anything bad.” Ansem explained, brushing his fingers through his hair.

 

“Sora is fourteen, he is old enough to take care of himself.” Sephiroth said.

 

“Well normally, that would be my response too but.... With the way he has been acting lately, I'm not so sure. He is acting reckless.” Ansem said.

 

“Well everyone else is going to be there.. What would me not being there hurt?” Sephiroth asked.

 

“I doubt there are going to be many responsible adults there, if at all. The more the better.” Ansem replied. “But... If you don't wanna go, that's your problem.” Ansem picked up a book and started to cast a Firaga spell.

 

“NO! Not `Insomnia'! That's my favorite book! Alright, alright, I'll go! But I won't smile!” Sephiroth said as he snatched his beloved book from Ansem.

 

“Glad you see things my way!” Ansem said, and he left the room. “Now I wonder how Cloud is going to convince Squall to go to the party...”

 

 

“Please?” Cloud said, trying to look as cute and adorable as he could. (If it was possible)

 

“What are you trying to do? It's creeping me out.” Squall asked dully.

 

“Uh.. Nothing.” Cloud said, and sat on Squall's bed. “The party should be fun.”

 

“Last time I remember going to a party, I danced with Rinoa..” Squall said, looking away.

 

“I know how hard it is to not have the person you love with you, but come on! If you don't learn to get past it, then you can't fully have fun in life!” Cloud said cheerfully.

 

“I guess you are right... Wait, since when are you one for having fun?” Squall asked.

 

“Since awhile ago. But anyway, come with us to the party!” Cloud said.

 

“Uh... No.” Squall replied bluntly.

 

Cloud laid down on the bed, how was he supposed to convince Mr. I'm-too-cool-and-serious-to-go-to-a-party to come with them? He shot back up and ran over to Squall. “I know! How about if you come I'll cook you a dinner! You said once you loved my cooking!”

 

“...” Squall held his chin with his hand to think over Cloud's proposal. He did like it whenever Cloud made food. “You drive a hard bargain Strife, alright. I'll go to the stupid party.”

 

“Yay!” Cloud said, and hugged Squall.

 

“Don't hug me..” Squall said.

 

“Right, sorry!” Cloud said, and ran out of the room. Squall shook his head and closed his door.

 

 

Riiiiiiiing, Riiiiiiiing! The phone rang throughout the house. (Let's just say that there is a big house in Destiny Islands, eh?) Sora picked up the phone.

 

“Hello?” Sora asked.

 

“Yo, this is Butch!” The man on the other line said.

 

“Wuzzup, dawg?” Sora asked.

 

“Not much, Rap Masta S! I just wanted to go over some things about the party!” Butch replied.

 

“Okay.” Sora said.

 

“First off, the party location has changed to Midgar Sector 7! Remember it well, S!” Butch said.

 

“Oh, I got a friend who knows that place.” Sora said.

 

“That's phat, bro!” Butch said.

 

“What else, dawg?” Sora asked.

 

“There's going to be over 15,000 people, so it might be a lil' crowded. So if you are clasterphobic, don't show ya face in there!” Butch said.

 

“Foshizzle!” Sora said.

 

“That's about it. See you there.” Butch said, and hung up. Sora put the phone back on the receiver and then walked into the living room where Riku was playing `Devil May Cry'.

 

“Hey Riku?” Sora said.

 

Riku paused the game and turned around to look at Sora. “Yes?”

 

“Midgar Sector 7, Yo.” Sora said, and ran upstairs.

 

“Huh?” Riku said to himself.

 

 

Everyone arrived at Midgar Sector 7 at 8:15. They walked into the Sector where they were nearly run over by a crowd of people.

 

“Holy cow! This place is different! I thought it was destroyed!” Cloud said as he looked around.

 

“It was rebuilt, Yo!” Sora explained. He walked off in the direction his friend Butch was in. Ansem turned his watch to where Sora was walking.

 

“I don't like the looks of that guy. I'm going to go and make sure nothing bad happens to Sora.” Ansem said. Sephiroth grabbed his wrist to stop him.

 

“Remember what I said before? Sora is old enough to take care of himself.” Sephiroth said.

 

“Pfft. Fine.” Ansem said. Sephiroth let go of his wrist and walked off. Squall walked off too, he went to look for the DJ of the place.

 

“Hello.” Squall said.

 

“Oh, hi!” The DJ said, taking a disk out of a box.

 

“My name is Squall, what's yours?” Squall asked.

 

“Axel!” the DJ replied.

 

“That's a peculiar name.” Squall said.

 

“Well Squall isn't exactly a common name either, pal!” Axel retorted as he put the disk on the DJ table thing and started the music.

 

 

Kairi was in a library that was in Sector 7 drinking some punch, when a guy came up to her. “Hey there, cutie!” The guy said.

 

“Er.. Hello.” Kairi said.

 

“I'm -hic- Edgar.” The guy said.

 

“Um... That's nice.” Kairi said, noticing the man was fairly drunk.

 

“Who are you?” The man asked, taking Kairi's hand. Just then, Sephiroth walked into the library and punched Edgar in the back of the head, causing him to fall over.

 

“You alright, Kairi?” Sephiroth asked. “He didn't do anything bad, did he?”

 

“I am alright. He was drunk though, I think.” Kairi replied. Sephiroth kneeled down to inspect the guy.

 

“Hmm.. This look's like King Edgar from Figaro.” Sephiroth said as he looked at Edgar's face. “But why is he at a party..? Hmm..”

 

“He knew there would be alot of women here. The pervert.” A voice said behind them. Sephiroth and Kairi turned around. “I am sorry my brother flirted with you, he had several cups of beer... But even without the alcohol I think he would've flirted a bit. Anyway, my name is Sabin!”

 

“Hi! I'm Kairi, and this is my friend Sephiroth!” Kairi introduced.

 

“Ohmigawd! THE Sephiroth?! It's an honor! You are like, a legend!!” Sabin said excitedly.

 

“Um.. Thank you, I think.” Sephiroth said nervously.

 

“Can I have you're autograph?!” Sabin asked, grabbing a pen and a picture of Sephiroth out of his pocket.

 

“Uh.. Sure.” Sephiroth took the pen and picture and signed it and gave it back to Sabin. “Uh, me and my friend Kairi hear our friend calling, so uh.. We gotta go and see what they want! BYE!” Sephiroth grabbed Kairi's arm and ran quickly away from the man.

 

 

“Yo, Yuna, it's been awhile, ya?” Wakka said.

 

“Yeah, uh.. Did you get younger or something? You look different.” Yuna asked, looking at Wakka.

 

“I think so, it's weird, ya?” Wakka replied. “Anyway, what the heck is it you are wearing? You are exposing too much of you're body for comfort, ya?”

 

“Don't blame me, blame Rikku!” Yuna said.

 

“Huh?” Riku said as he walked to where Wakka and Yuna were talking.

 

“Nothing Riku, its another Rikku were talking about. It's like Riku' but with two Ks not one. Ya?” Wakka explained.

 

“Er.. Right.” Riku said, and walked away.

 

“Friend of yours?” Yuna asked.

 

“Ya.” Wakka replied. Tidus walked up to Yuna and Wakka.

 

“Hi Yuna!” Tidus said happily.

 

“Uh.. Who are you?” Yuna asked, not recognizing him. (You gotta remember, Tidus, Selphie, and Wakka like, got turned into kids or something in the first Kingdom Hearts. Which is really weird.)

 

“What?! It's me! Tidus! Y'know, the one who was a dream! I can't believe you can't remember me! We like, made-out for eight hours in Macalania Woods!” Tidus yelled.

 

“What?! Yuna, you told me the reason you both were gone for so long was because you both found a butterfly and sold it to O'aka for 150,000 gil!” Wakka said in disbelief.

 

“Well, you all were getting suspicious! Anyway, Tidus, I thought you went to the Farplane when you jumped off of the Airship! You liar!” Yuna said.

 

“Well I missed it by a couple inches, and ended up in Destiny Islands! Can you call that luck?!” Tidus said, oblivious to the now frustrated Yuna.

 

“YOU MEAN YOU HAD ME SEARCHING ALL THAT TIME FOR YOU WITH MY STUPID COUSIN AND HER STUPID AURON-WANNABE FRIEND FOR NOTHING THINKING YOU WERE SOMEWHERE FARAWAY IN SPIRA WHEN THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE IN ANOTHER WORLD?!?!?!?!” Yuna screamed.

 

“Yup, basically.” Tidus said, still oblivious. Yuna twitched her eye and punched Tidus, then walked away.

 

“Ow, that hurt! Is she mad or something?” Tidus asked, still clueless. “Wait, did she say Auron-wannabe friend?! NO ONE can be Auron!”

 

 

Cloud was at the food table eating a bunch of food like there was no tomorrow. Riku stood right next to Cloud. “Hi Cloud!” Riku said. Cloud spat out a grape in surprise.

 

“Oh, hi Riku!” Cloud replied.

 

“Wanna dance?” Riku asked.

 

“Uh.. You're 15, and I'm like 21, so no.” Cloud said, eating another grape.

 

“Aww. Okay.” Riku said sadly. Just then, the music changed to rap music, and Sora started break dancing in the middle of the floor. The group stared at him in surprise.

 

“Since when can Sora break dance?” Squall asked, walking up to Cloud and Riku.

 

“I... Have... No... Clue..” Riku replied.

 

“Alright! This party is gonna end! It has exceeded the limit to the amount of people that can be in this building at one time, you all have ten minutes to leave!” A police man said as he walked into the building.

 

“Yo, yo, yo! That's whack! You don't know how to have fun!” Sora said.

 

“Excuse me?” The police man said.

 

“I said...” Sora was stopped when Ansem put his hand over Sora's mouth.

 

“Excuse him, he doesn't know what he is saying We will all leave this place!” Ansem said.

 

 

“Wasn't that the shinizzle?” Sora asked as everyone got back to the Destiny Islands.

 

“Yeah, until the party got busted..” Tidus said.

 

“Yeah.. Ansem, why did you stop me from talking?! I could've gotten the party to go on longer!” Sora said.

 

“Sure you could've.. Let's go to bed everyone. It's been a long night.” Ansem said, and headed up the stairs.

 

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^_^;; Did you like it? I did! If you're wondering, Edgar and Sabin are from Final Fantasy 3. I thought it would be funny to put them in the story. Well, `til next chapter, bye!