Fan Fiction ❯ Survivor Special Edition: The Gang ❯ Tribe Zakawala ( Chapter 2 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Peachie: Welcome again to episode 2 of Survivor Special Edition: THE GANG! Here, as you can see, both tribes have been relocated to a deserted tropical island, in the middle of NO WHERE. *Macanical laughter* And here, on the north side of the island, is TRIBE ZAKAWALA!

Tara: Wait. You're here, too, Peachie!

Peachie: …oh, yeah…*slouch*

Hoshii: Uh, you guys? I'm hungry…

Ashley: Me too.

Tara: Can't you make some food zap out in the thin air, Peachie? You're writing this, after all.

Peachie: I'll try…hmm…*waves hand* *bread appears*

All: DIG IN! *chomp*

Ashley: Wait a second…THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP!!

Peachie: Sorry. I really don't know how to cook. *bread disappears*

Hoshii: Then, WHERE are we going to food?!

Tara: Ooh, look! *points to barrel sitting against a tree*

Ashley: *runs over to barrel* HEY! RICE!

Peachie: No! I HATE RICE!

Hoshii: Too bad. If you want non-rice, you're going to have to go catch it.

Peachie: Heehee, non-rice…

Tara: *-_-;* I'll go with you Peachie.

Peachie: YAY! WE ARE THE HUNTERS! *Indian sounds*

Ashley & Hoshii: *dig in to rice*

Hoshii: Needs seasoning.

Ashley: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

All (except Ashley): WHAT?

Ashley: B-b-b-b-b-BUG!!

All (except Ashley): *-_-;*

Hoshii: *squashes bug*

Tara: NO!! THAT POOR BUG!! I BET IT WAS A CUTE BUG!

Hoshii: *points to squashy bug* Come see if it is.

Tara: *sniffsniffsniff* We…we…WE HAVE TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR IT!

Ashley: *hums Dixie*

Peachie: Tara's right. That poor, unsuspecting bug, and mean Hoshii-chan just squishes it.

Tara: YES! EXACTLY!

Hoshii: But…it's a just a BUG!

Peachie: No. Not just a bug. That bug was my friend, MY FRIEND GREGORY.

Hoshii: HOW COULD HE BE YOUR FRIEND GREGORY?! WE JUST GOT ON THIS ISLAND!

Peachie: 0MG U R A LOOSRR!!!1

Hoshii: NOE U R!!!11

Ashley & Tara: *stare at Peachie and Hoshii*

Peachie: NO UU R TE LOOSE!!!!!!!111

Hoshii: UR A LOOSR!!!!!!!!111

Peachie: NOE U!!!!111

Hoshii: NO U!!!1

Tara: Um, guys?

Peachie and Hoshii: *turn to face Tara at the same time* LYK WAT?/!!1

Ashley: We're on national television.

Peachie: …

Hoshii: …

Peachie: HI MOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

Hoshii: WHAT SHE SAID!

Tara: Are you okay now?

Peachie: Yes.

Hoshii: *stares at random leaf*

Tara: Can we go hunt food now, Peachie?

Ashley: Hold on! Shouldn't we build a fire, make a shelter and map this place out BEFORE we go hunt for food and BEFORE it gets dark and the temperature drops down to nearly below freezing and it starts to rain heavily?

Peachie: No. Food is good.

Ashley: All I'm saying is—

Peachie: *stares menacingly at Ashley*

Ashley: …Uh…how about…UHH…

Peachie: *still staring menacingly at Ashley* Hmmmmm?

Ashley: Uh how about Hoshiiandmemakeashelterandyouguysgohuntforfood?

Peachie: …

Ashley: *cringes, waiting for some sort of pain and suffering*

Peachie: THAZ A GREAT IDEA!! Hehehe!

Ashley: *phew* Alright, uh, you guys go and Hoshii and me will make a shelter.

Tara: Kay!

Peachie: Bye now! *walks toward beach*

Tara: Other way, Peachie.

Peachie: Oh, yeah…*turns around and walks into forest with Tara*

Ashley: Kay Hoshii, let's start.

Hoshii: Hmm? Start what?

Ashley: …WEREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME WHILE I RISKED MY LIFE SUGGESTING AN IDEA IN FRONT OF PEACHIE?!

Hoshii: No. I was still staring at that leaf. I named him Freddie.

Ashley: Ooh, where?

Hoshii: *points to Freddie* There he is! Isn't he cute?

Ashley: Eeee! He is!

Hoshii: We should build a shrine for him!

Ashley: KAYZ! But…wait…We're supposed to be building a shelter.

Hoshii: It can be a shrine AND a shelter!

Ashley: OMG! What an idea!

Hoshii: I know. I'm naturally smart.

Ashley: Me too.

Hoshii: …Are you saying you're SMARTER THAN ME?

Ashley: *O_o* no…

Hoshii: Cuz, you know, I'M A CHILD PROGENY!

Ashley: Most children are.

Hoshii: Huh?

Ashley: Nevermind.

Hoshii: …um, okay! Lelele…Now, uh…

Ashley: What are we going to use to build this sheltershrinething? Ehehe…

Hoshii: Hmmm…Well, wood. But *gasp* we need an axe.

Ashley: Hmmmm…do we have one?

Hoshii: We're trapped on a deserted island and all we have is rice, NO WE DO NOT HAVE AN AXE!

Ashley: Hmmmmmmm….

Hoshii: Hmmmmmmmmmm…

Ashley: Hmmmm…

Hoshii: Hmmmmmmm…

Ashley: Hmmmmmmmmm…

Hoshii: I DON'T KNOW!

Ashley: ME NEITHER!

Hoshii: Wait, I do know.

Ashley: Really?

Hoshii: STICKS!! AHAHAH!

Ashley: Sticks?!

Hoshii: Yes.

Ashley: STICKS?!

Hoshii: Yeppers!

Ashley: …It's brilliant!

Hoshii: All we have to do is gather the sticks, and prop them up.

Ashley: And…uh…cover them with leaves!

Hoshii: *gasp* YOU'RE BRILLANT!

Ashley: WE'RE BRILLANT!

---(meanwhile, Peachie and Tara are…)

Peachie: AAAAH! MUD!

Tara: AAHH!!

Peachie: AAAAHH!!!

Tara: AAA—hold on. It's just mud.

Peachie: Oh yeah.

*distant cawing sound*

Tara: *GASP* did you hear that?

Peachie: It's a…it's a BIRDY!!!

Tara: Yes! AFTER IT!!

*drums play loudly as Peachie and Tara run, falling and tripping over various objects*

*finally they come to a clearing*

*Wild turkey is pecking on the ground*

Peachie: Wait…isn't this a TROPICAL island? What's a TURKEY doing here?

Tara: You're writing this story, Peachie.

Peachie: You're right. I have no one to blame but myself.

Tara: SSHHH! *turkey has lifted head to look at Peachie and Tara*

Peachie: *very quietly* Here, turkey turkey turkey

Tara: *-_-;* Peachie…

Peachie: Here, turkey…turkey…turkey *paces towards turkey very quietly*

Turkey: *freezes*

Peachie: Goooooood turkey…*comes closer*

Turkey: *unfreeze* BACKAW!BACKAW!BACKAW!

Peachie & Tara: AHHHHH!!!!

Turkey: *runs between Peachie's legs and towards the beach*

Tara: AFTER IT!!

*they run back towards the beach, falling and tripping over various objects again*

*finally, they reach the beach*

Peachie: *yells over to Hoshii and Ashley, who are propping sticks together and forming a sort of…odd structure* DID YOU TWO SEE A TURKEY COME BY?

Hoshii: Huh? Yeah…here he is! *lifts turkey from behind back* I named him FREDDIE JR.!

Tara: YOU HAVE HIM?!

Hoshii: Yess!! Hehehe!

Peachie: GOOD, BECAUSE WE'RE EATING HIM TONIGHT!

Hoshii: N-n-NOOOOOO!!!!!

Ashley: *is also shaking in fear* B-b-b-b-but HE'S SO CUTE!!

*Peachie and Tara walk over*

Tara: Look, would you two rather STARVE?!

Hoshii: YES!!!!!!

Freddie Jr. (turkey): *stares evilly and smiles and Peachie and Tara*

Peachie and Tara: *O__O;* O-o-okay then…EHEHE!

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Peachie: So, will Me, Ashley, Tara and Hoshii STARVE? Will Ashley and Hoshii ever amount that pile of sticks to ANYTHING hut-like? You'll find all this out and more on our NEXT EPISODE of Survivor Special Edition: THE GANG!

Spork: HOLD ON! What about TRIBE QUEKEMO?!

Peachie: Oh, yeah. Fine, WE'LL be on again on the THIRD EPISODE. Next episode: TRIBE QUEKEMO!

Spork: `Kay now. And DON'T FORGET *holds up large kitchen knife* ehehe…

Peachie: ……okaythenBYENOW! :D