Fan Fiction ❯ Ten Little Bishounen ❯ Chapter 1

In English class today we had to write these stupid alliteration poems. She read out loud "Ten Little Monkeys" and "Ten Little Aliens." So we had to write one to turn in. The one I turned in was "Ten Little Cats" but this one is "Ten Little Bishounen." It's basically my excuse for not doing my other work^^ It's a bit different from my other fics but here we go:

Ten little Bishounen had hairbrushes made from pine

One got a tangle and then there were nine.

Nine little bishounen went to find "mates"

One succeeded and then there were eight.

Eight little bishounen went to visit Kevin

One was gay and then there were seven.

Seven little bishounen used a body scrub mix

One had an allergic reaction and then there were six.

Six little bishounen saw Backstreet Boys live

One broke a nail and then there were five.

Five little bishounen walked to the store

One got picked up by a woman in a car and then there were four.

Four little bishounen went to the bathroom to pee

One of them drowned in a toilet and then there were three.

Three little bishounen heard a distant "moo"

One ended up tipping a cow and then there were two.

Two little bishounen got their nails done

One drank the polish and then there was one.

One little bishounen made a pun

He got smacked by his pimp and then there were none^^

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