Fan Fiction ❯ That Potter Slash ❯ o.o ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: I don't own this poem nor do I wish to. I got this from my sister via e-mail and I do want to know who wrote this. I'm warning u all now this IS YAOI and once again I DIDN'T write this. I do not own it or HP. And yes it puts scary pics into your mind's eye

THAT POTTER SLASH(slash=yaoi or m/m)

Trash-I-am!

Call-me-Trash!

That Call-me-Trash!

That Call-me-Trash!

I do not like

That Call-me-Trash!

Would you like

some Potter slash?

I do not like it,

Call-me-Trash.

I do not read

that Potter slash.

Would you like some

Draco/Ron?

I would not like some

Draco/Ron.

Tell them to put their

clothes back on.

I do not like

That Potter slash.

I do not like it,

Call-me-Trash.

Would you like some

Lupin/Black?

Naked Remus

On his back?

I would not like some

Lupin/Black.

I think I'd have

a heart attack.

I would not like some

Draco/Ron.

Tell them to put their

clothes back on.

I do not like that Potter slash.

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you read

a Seamus scene?

Can you see him

blowing Dean?

No Seamus/Dean.

That's quite obscene.

No Lupin/Black.

No heart attack.

I would not read that Draco/Ron.

Tell them to put their clothes back on.

I would not read that Potter slash.

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Would you? Could you?

Harry/Snape?

Read it! Read it!

No escape!

I would not,

could not,

Harry/Snape.

You may like it.

It's so good.

You may like this

Percy/Wood.

I would not, could not Percy/Wood.

Nor Harry/Snape! Don't think they should.

I do not like that Seamus/Dean.

I do not like it, sight unseen.

I do not like that Lupin/Black.

No naked Remus on his back.

I do not like that Draco/Ron.

Tell them to put their clothes back on.

I do not like that Potter slash.

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Try James! Try James!

Try James! Try James!

Could you, would you,

Lucius/James?

No Lucius/James! No Percy/Wood!

No Harry/Snape! Trash! Understood?

I would not, could not, Seamus/Dean.

I would not, could not, it's obscene.

I will not read that Lupin/Black.

I think I'd have a heart attack.

I will not read that Draco/Ron.

Tell them to put their clothes back on.

I do not read that Potter slash.

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Say!

George on Fred?

Or Fred on George?

Would you, could you, Fred and George?

I would not, could not,

Fred and George.

Would you read some

twincest games?

I would not read those twincest games.

Not George and Fred. Not Lucius/James.

Not Harry/Snape. Not Percy/Wood.

I do not like them, Trash. No good.

Not Lupin/Black. No Seamus scene.

No heart attack. No blowing Dean.

I will not read that Draco/Ron.

They can all go put their clothes back on!

You do not like that Potter slash?

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

Snape and Sirius

in the Tower?

I would not want them

in the Tower!

Or Harry/Draco

in the shower?

I could not watch them in the shower.

Or Snape and Sirius in the Tower.

I will not read any twincest games.

I will not read that Lucius/James.

No Fred and George! No Percy/Wood!

No Harry/Snape! That understood?

I do not like that Seamus scene.

I do not like him blowing Dean.

I will not read that Lupin/Black.

No naked Remus on his back.

I do not like that Draco/Ron.

It simply DOESN'T TURN ME ON!

[*insert total collapse here*]

I do not like that Potter slash!

I do not like it, Call-me-Trash.

You do not like it.

So you squick.

Try it! Try it!

It's not sick.

Try it and it just might click.

Trash!

If you will go away,

I will try it.

Make my day.

[*insert very, very nervous look here*]

[* R E A D I N G *]

Trash!

I like this Potter slash!

I do! I like it, Call-me-Trash!

Get Harry/Draco in the shower.

And Snape with Sirius in the Tower...

And I will read some twincest games

with Fred and George. Then Lucius/James.

And Harry/Snape. And Percy/Wood.

These fics are really, really good!

So I will read that Seamus scene.

I want to see him blowing Dean.

And I will read that Lupin/Black.

with naked Remus on his back.

And I will read some Draco/Ron.

All these pairings TURN ME ON!

I do so like

this Potter slash!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Call-me-Trash!