Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures Of Munchin 1 ❯ The Great Chase (on the way to Munchkin) ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter Two - Adventures Of Munchkin

Farmer Farrison lay face first in mud for a while, then slowly pushed the enormous piece of lard that appeared to be on top of him, off him. He stood up slowly, brushing himself and observing the podgy figure ahead, and as it raised itself; he spoke.

"Oi! Look what you did to mi clothes!!!", said Farrison.

"I am extremely sorry, sir." Said the obese sheep.

Farrison, being extremely stupid, was not fazed at all by the fact that he was talking to something that resembled an overweight goat.

"Opology accepted," said the farmer (who also didn't know how to spell).

"Now," he said, "Oi've been lookin' for a pig, named Piggy, to be exact. You aven't seen `im `ave ya?"

The sheep, who didn't understand what the hell the farmer was saying, due to his cockney accent, just let out a massive BURP.

It was the scent of bacon flowing so freely into his nostrils that confirmed to the farmer what had happened (and it must have been a pretty strong stench if the even the farmer guessed).

Obviously Farrison was outraged! Raising his pitchfork (no, wait… he doesn't have a pitchfork….)…. I repeat, raising his FIST, he let out a bellow that shook the mud beneath him (actually, that was caused by his belly jiggling).

The lamb was startled; he turned towards the forest and ran with all the speed he had.

The chase was long and tiring, as the two characters dashed swiftly through the rain at the amazing speed of 5 miles per hour (somewhat slowed down by their weight).

After the 2 minutes it took to reach the tree edge, the farmer made a jump for the lamb. Flying gracefully through the air, he hit the creature, capturing it.

The earthquake was felt for miles around.

The both fell, exhausted.

As they lay there, panting, each others neck in their hands, they heard a strange and eerie rustling from behind a nearby bush.

They stood, the earth shook, the approached it, slowly, in the dark.

Quietly, their footsteps were not heard by anyone, not even until they looked behind the bush.