Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ More Randomness!!! ( Chapter 10 )

Okay, this is Yuki again! And with me today is my good friend, Steve! She - yes, she - is our very distant cousin. And when I say very distant, I mean VERY distant. She is a white tiger demon and will be joining us today!

My legendary quote:

"Come on!" - Fox from Super Smash Brothers Melee

Here's the chapter!

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Naraku: No! How did they figure out the last barrier?! (turns toward door) Kagura, come in here.

Kagura: (walks in the door) (bows) Yes, Naraku?

Naraku: (punches Kagura in the jaw) Ah…I feel better now…

Kagura: (on the floor) (holding jaw) What was that for?!

Naraku: (looks down at her) Kagura, you are now my frustration relief. Whenever I'm frustrated, I'll take it out on you…

Kagura: (grumbling as she leaves) How did I get stuck with this job?!

A few minutes from the castle…

All animal oriented demons: (panting heavily)

Steve: (appears out of no where and stands next to GIR) Yowdly!

Everyone except the girls: (back away) Who are you?!

Ayumu, Mizu, and Hikari: (go up and hug Steve) STEVE!!!

Steve: (hugs them back) Cousins!

Yuki: (hugs Sess) Steve!

Sess: (trying to pry Yuki off of him) (fails miserably) I'm not "Steve"!

Yuki: (lets him go) (sniffling) I know, I just couldn't find a place to get in to hug her! (starts crying)

Steve, Mizu, Ayumu, and Hikari: (stop hugging) (look at Sess evilly) What did you do, jerk?!

Yuki: (sitting on ground) (trying to wipe away tears) (failing) (wailing uncontrollably)

Sess: (looks from Yuki to the other girls) I-uh-no, she-ack! (runs away)

Girls: (chase after him) Get back here, feeling-hurter!

Yuki: (starting to stop crying) (watches as the others pummel Sess)

Sess: No!

Ayumu: (goes low and tackles his ankles)

Sess: (falls to the ground hard) Merf!

Hikari: (sits on his legs)

Sess: Ack!

Mizu: (climbs on his chest and starts beating him)

Sess: Ow…!

Steve: (grabs his hair and PULLS) (drags him and everyone on top of him through some thorn bushes)

Sess: (from the bushes) WHY ME?!?!?!?!

Everyone in clearing: (listen closely to pummeling noises) Heh heh heh…

Ayumu, Mizu, and Hikari: (walk into clearing) (clean hands off) (smirk victoriously)

Steve: (enters a minute later) (drags Sess by the hair behind her) (tosses him across the clearing and into a tree)

All four girls: That'll teach you to hurt Yuki's feelings!!!

Yuki: (walks up to Sess) (kicks him in the ---- ) Heh…. (walks over to the other girls) (pulls them into a group hug) I love you guys!!!

All of them: Awwwww… (still hugging)

Inu: (walks over to examine Sess) Um… (pokes Sess) Hm…! (likes poking him and continues)

Shippo: Are you gonna stop soon, InuYasha?

Inu: Obviously, you've never poked an unconscious dog demon before. It's kind of addicting… (goes back to poking Sess)

Shippo: (shrugs) (joins in the poking)

Everyone except the five hugging girls: (join in the poking!)

Sess: (wakes up) Huh…? (looks at everyone poking him) Get off! (pushes them all away)

GIR: (dances on Sess's head) (still poking him)

Sess: (doesn't notice) {A/N: Men can be so dense some times… ^. ^;}

Five girls: (still hugging) Awww….

Miroku: (smiles slyly) (walks over to them) (joins in the hug) Awww…. (getting a few good gropes in there, too..)

All five: (stop hugging) (look at Miroku)

Miroku: Um…Aww…? (starts to cower)

Steve: (pulls her famous spear out of no where) Jerk! (whacks Miroku mercilessly unconscious)

Miroku: x.X

Ayumu: (pokes Miroku with an arrow)

Hikari: (pokes him with her sword)

Mizu: (pokes him with her pointed water staff)

Steve: (pokes him with the end of her awesome spear)

Yuki: (starts to whip him)

Kagome: Um…are you guys gonna stop soon?

Yuki: (looks back at her) Obviously, you've never poked a pervert! It's really fun! (kicks Miroku in the ---- again)

Kagome and Sango: Okay! (starts poking Miroku with random sharp objects)

The guys: Can we?

Girls: Never! Bwahahahahah!

Several hours later…

Yuki: Poke…poke…poke…

Ayumu: Jab…jab…jab…

Mizu: Kill…kill…kill…

Guys: O.o;

Mizu: What?

Hikari: Prod…prod…prod…

Steve: Nudge…nudge…nudge…

Kagome: Punch…punch…punch…

Sango: Beat…beat…beat…

Sess: I think they're almost done…

Girls: Never!!! Bwahahahahahah!!! (start beating Miroku mercilessly again)

Guys: (sigh) Gods…please!

A few days later…

Girls: (fall over from exhaustion)

Miroku: (wakes up) What'd I miss? (finally notices the bruises and pain) (falls over unconscious again) X.x

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Fin! So, there's chapter ten! I know what you're thinking! "This chapter had nothing to do with getting Kikyou back!" But I never said anything about this fanfic having to be predictable, did I? Bwahahahahahah!

Hikari's turn is next!

Happy haunting,

Chisai Oni