Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Inside Naraku's Castle! ( Chapter 12 )

So…bored…can't…breathe…! Anyways, let's get this show on the road…or the internet…whichever comes first…So, I'm Yuki….still…and I'll be your host. If you would kindly and calmly take your seat, we may get started…

Here's the quote:

"Just suck it up and jump in head-first!" - Yuki Masaharu

Here's the chapter:

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Naraku: (poking Kikyou) {A/N: did you ever notice that I like to poke people?}

Just outside the castle…

Everyone: (walks up to the front doors)

Inu: What do we do now?

Steve: (knocks on the door) Anyone here?! {A/N: Yeah, go knock on the evil super-villain's front door and see if he's there! Smooth move, ex-lax…}

Sess: What're you doing?! Why are you KNOCKING?!?!?!?

Steve: (pulls her spear from nowhere) (whacks Sess over the head with it) It's called being polite! Maybe you should learn some manners and you would know! (whacks him again)

Sess: What was that one for?!

Steve: For doubting me! (whacks him again)

Sess: Argh, stop that!

Steve: No! That was for questioning my actions! (whacks him again) That was for talking back! (whacks him again) And that was for making Yuki cry!

Sess: I thought I already paid for that!

Mizu: (whacks him with her water staff) That's for thinking you already paid for it!

Ayumu: (pulls a fire hose from somewhere in her robes) (shoots him into a tree with it) That's for mouthing off at us!

Hikari: (hits him with the broadside of her sword) That's for being difficult this entire trip!

Yuki: (whips him a few times) And that's for hurting my feelings!

Charles: (opens the front doors) (hops out of Naraku's castle) (hits Sess with her bladed shield) And that's just `cause I don't like you!

Girls: (run away) (hide in some bushes)

Miroku: Should we make them stop soon?

Inu: (eating a bag of popcorn) No! This is great!

Sess: (looks at the short girl sitting in front of him) I don't even know who you are!

Charles: (hits him again) That's for not knowing! (hits him again) That's for saying you didn't know! (hits him again) That's for….something! (hits him again) And that's just because I forgot what the last one was for!

Sess: X.x

Kagome: So, who are you?

Charles: (turns to Shippo) Hey! (walks up next to him)

Shippo: (looks at her weird) Um…hey…?

Sango: (picks Charles up off the ground) Hey, runt, she asked you a question!

Charles: (glares at her) I don't like you…You're officially on my "to destroy" list…

Miroku: Did anyone else notice that the Masaharu sisters and Steve are all gone?

Everyone else: What?!

Charles: (takes advantage of the sudden stupor and jumps down) (kicks Sango in the shin) Ha! Feel the wrath of the mighty Charles! Mwahahahahahaha! You are now destroyed!

Sango: (looks down at her) Did you say something?

Charles: (slowly sauntering around Shippo, looking him up and down) No, nothing at all…

Sango: Ok-(falls unconscious)

Miroku: (runs to Sango) Sango…!

Kagome: (looking in bushes) I found them!

Girls: No! Charles is our annoying family friend that we all wish to kill! Don't tell her where we are! Ack, too late! (try to run away)

Charles: Really?! (bounds over to them) Yay! (hugs them all)

Sess: O.o (just woke up) Did I miss something?

Everyone else: No, not really…

Girls: (prying Charles off of their necks) Let's go get Kikyou and get out of here!

Everyone else: Right! (start walking into the castle)

Yuki: Wait! We can't fight Naraku like this!

Inu: Why can't we?

Yuki: (goes around ripping all the shirts off the guys) Okay, now we can!

Guys: (sigh)

Everyone: (walks into Naraku's big…chamber….that he hangs out in)

Girls: Stop right there, Naraku!

Naraku: (drinking tea) (looks up at them) What…? (sees Yuki) (big anime-style hearts in eyes)

Yuki: Holy sh--! Get him away! (runs away from Naraku)

Naraku: (chases her in circles around the big, round room) Wait for me, my love!

Yuki: Never! (starts throwing whatever object is closest to her at him) Get away! Somebody help me!

Mizu: Okay!

Steve: No way! This is funny! Oh, yeah, and you could use this distraction to go get Kikyou. But who would wanna miss something like this?! (plops down and starts watching)

Everyone: (shrugs) (goes off to find Kikyou)

Laters…

Everyone: (return with Kikyou)

Hikari: (lops Naraku's head off with her sword) It'll grow back…

Inu: How-you-but-WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THAT FOREVER!!!

Ayumu: We're just THAT awesome!

Mizu: Yup!

Yuki: (panting heavily) (crazed look in her eyes) I'll kill you while you sleep!

Steve: (slaps her back) But you gotta admit! That was great!

Yuki: (looks up at her) (slaps her senseless) (leaves the castle)

Everyone: (outside)

Kagome: So, Charles, what exactly were you doing in Naraku's castle?

Everyone except the girls:

Charles: I come annoy the seven hells out of Naraku and his minions in my spare time! And I have A LOT of spare time….

Yuki: (picks Charles up by the collar of her shirt) By making Naraku fall in love with me, you sick little creep?!?!? (shaking her viciously) (drops her on the ground)

Charles: (starts stumbling around) (little anime swirls in eyes)

Everyone: (leaves her stumbling around)

Charles: (falls over and starts twitching)

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Okay! That was an extra long chapter, yes?

Happy haunting,

Chisai Oni