Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Yuki Gets Bored! *gasp* ( Chapter 17 )

Steve here! How you be's? I be alive….can't say so much for Yuki…she happens to be undead at the moment…

Yuki: Shut up! (whack) (falls over dead again)

Okay, strike that…she's dead…for now…

Yuki: (sits up) Nuh-uh! (whack) (dies again)

O…kay…? O.o

This is my chapter! Yay!

Here's the quote:

"Can't think of a quote" - Steve; five minutes ago…

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Steve: Where's my love?

Sess: Who?

Ayumu: (whacks Sess) Koga, stupid!

Sess: (on ground) (growls) Of course, how could I be so blind? (rolls eyes)

Yuki: (looks around) Yeah, where is the wolf-mange?

Steve: Love! Where are you?! (starts yelling to the distance) (sniffs the ground)

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Koga: (in distance) (sweat drop) Please don't find me; please don't find me…

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Steve: (stands up) (points forward) That way!

Everyone else: (shrug) (follow Steve)

Everyone: (runs toward Koga)

Koga: (standing behind a bush) Nooooo! (starts running)

Steve: (jumps forward) (pounces) POUNCE! There you are! (petting Koga's tail)

Koga: Ack! (struggling to get away)

Yuki: (falls on her butt) I'm bored now… (picking imaginary dirt out from beneath claws)

Girls: (gasp!) No!

Yuki: (looks up) (confused)

Hikari: (fades into her shadows)

Charles: X.x (still unconscious from her beatings)

Mizu and Ayumu: (high-tail it outta there)

Steve: (huggles Koga) (runs) (drags Koga by his tail)

Everyone else: Huh?

Yuki: (stands up) (stretches) So, bored…

Sess: (having a flashback) Ghastly! (runs)

Inu, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kelala: O.o?

Yuki: Yo, Steve!

Steve: (appears out of nowhere) Hn…?

Inu: How does she do that?

Yuki: Where's my whip?

Steve: (starting to back away) (pulls the whip out of nowhere) (tosses it to Yuki) (runs) Byes!

Inu, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Kelala: o.O?

GIR: (dancing like a monkey)

Yuki: (flicks the whip at a tree)

Tree: (practically explodes)

Yuki: (eyes light up) Fun! (clapping hands) (starts destroying random trees)

Inu-gang: (start running)

Kagome: Now we know why they ran!

Everyone else: (nod) (still running)

Inu and Miroku: (get dragged back by the whip) No!

Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and Kelala: O.O;

Miroku: Go on without us! Save yourselves!

Inu: (whacks Miroku) No, help us!

Miroku: x.X

~* Several hours later *~

Yuki: (standing in the middle of a demolished field of tree stumps)

Miroku and Inu: X.X

Hikari: (fades back out of whatever shadows were left)

Steve: (appears out of nowhere) (brings Koga with her)

Everyone else: (slowly walk back in)

Yuki: (looks at the sky) Night-time already? (falls over asleep)

Steve: (pulls Sess's old chains out of nowhere) (puts them on Koga)

Koga: -.-;

Everyone else: (slowly fall asleep)

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Okay! I have nothing to say! ^__^;