Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Josh the Magic Cockroach! ( Chapter 19 )

Yuki's back!!! Yay! ^_^ I hope you enjoyed the last chapter! Oh, and, Hikari, if you don't get on MSN soon, I swear I'll come down there and been the ever-loving snot out of you! *evil glare*

Here's the quote:

"And…I don't know what I'm doing with my life! *sob* I'm thinking about going into…*sob*…male-modeling!" - Homestar Runner from homestarrunner.com

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All female party members, GIR and Shippo: (bathing)

Miroku: (spying)

Sess and Inu-chan: (sitting glumly back at camp) (glaring invisible daggers at each other)

Inu-chan: (still full demon)

Kouga: (hanging from a tree) x.X;

Kelala: (sitting on Kouga's head)

Yuki: I miss Josh… (sniffles)

Mizu, Ayumu and Hikari: (nod in agreement)

Steve: Yeah, if by miss him, you mean miss pounding the ever-loving snot out of him… (chuckle)

Yuki: ^_^; I do!

Sango and Kagome: o.O; Who's Josh?

Girls: (gasp) You don't know who Josh is?!

Hikari: Unheard of…!

Mizu: Terrible…!

Ayumu: Ghastly…!

Yuki: (throws a rock at Miroku)

Miroku: (falls into spring) Ack!

Everyone else in the spring: (begins pummeling Miroku)

A few moments later…

Miroku: X.x; (lying on shore)

Kagome: Anyway, who's Josh?

Girls: JOSH!!!!

Anonymous voice: Yes?

Sango: Who said that?

Voice: I'm down here!

Everyone: (looks down at a small rock on the side of the spring)

Kagome: (pulls out bug spray) Ew! That's the most disgusting roach I've ever seen!!! (tries to spray it)

Ayumu: No! (grabs the can of bug spray)

Kagome: O.O Why?

Mizu: Kagome, Sango, meet Josh…

Yuki: (beaming) Josh the Magic Cockroach!

Girls: (burst out laughing)

Josh: (mutters) If it weren't for you five, I wouldn't be a cockroach…

Hikari: (grabs him) (squishes him between her fingers) What was that?

Josh: (squeaks) Nothing!

Hikari: (drops him) Good…

Kagome: So, is he really magic?

Sango: Yeah…

GIR: (grabs Josh) (squishes him between his hands) I wish I had a burrito…

Mizu: (grabs Josh back) (sets him outside of the spring again) No!

Yuki: Nah, it's just fun to call him that…

Ayumu: The best he can do is talk…

Hikari: Not much of anything else…

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Okay, I'm all typed out for now. I've been updating Fallen Angel quite a bit and I don't have enough brain capacity left for this story…I'm sorry!

Happy Haunting,

Chisai Oni