Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Ooyami Village... ( Chapter 21 )

You jerk, I'll kill you! ^^ Okay, so I won't…In fact, thanks for that ending! I have countless ideas for this chapter, so I'll try to put in as many as I can, okay? Okay.

Quote:

"I wanna live in a house on a hill with a bat cave!!!" - My older sister got it from somewhere… o.O (sing it to the theme of Bonanza…*snicker*)

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Kaede: (steps out of her hut) (wipes her bloodied hands on a cloth)

GIR: (runs up to Kaede) (starts sobbing uncontrollably) Oh, they're not gonna make it! That's terrible news! (falls to the ground crying) NOOOO!!!

Kaede: O.o What are ye speaking of, child?

Yuki: (grabs GIR) (places her hand over his mouth to shut him up)

Kagome: Don't mind him… He's a little, um, touched in the head…

Kaede: Ah…

Yuki: (hair on the back of her neck stands up) (cringes) Ew…

GIR: (drooling excessively all over Yuki's hand)

InuYasha: (getting very impatient) So are they okay or what?!

Kagome: Sit!

InuYasha: Glrph…! (glares at Kagome's butt [his eyes can't go much higher])

Kaede: They will be-(looks back at the hut)

Voices inside: KYAAA!!! (crash, bang, pong)

Mizu: (runs out looking slightly disheveled) (breathing heavily) (glares at Kaede and stalks over to her) (blushing a deep shade of red) Why in the world-

Hikari: (stomp/limps out of the hut) --did you pile us-

Sess: (walks out holding his gut) --on top of one another-

All three: --in the middle of the floor?!?!

Everyone else: (winces from the volume)

Kaede: Calm down. I was merely saving space by piling ye in a heap. (acts as if it's nothing serious)

Hikari: (stalks up to her) (looms about three or four head over Kaede) (eye twitching/veins popping out) (practically foaming at the mouth) Did you have to put Sesshoumaru on TOP?!

Mizu: (short attention span gets the best of her) (goes to chase a butterfly in some unknown field) La, la, la…

Sess: (leaning heavily against the door frame) (breaths labored) (mumbling) Yes, there were quite uncomfortable… (snicker)

Yuki: (brandishes whip) What was that?

Sess: It would be nothing, if the old HAG hadn't piled me face first into the "bright one's" bosom! (glares at Kaede)

Kaede: (holds hands up in self defense) It was merely the way you fell…

Sess and Hikari: (glares intensify)

Shippo: Why are you so mad, Mistress Hikari?

Hikari: (blank stare) (very light blush)

Sess: My hands just HAPPENED (glares at Kaede) to fall on her rear… (scowl)

Everyone else: (snicker) ^. ^'

Random Villager: (walks up to Sess) Would you like to buy so-(eyes widen) (throws cloth into the air) (starts running around the clearing flailing her arms) Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Group: O.o; Umm…

Yuki: (grabs the girl by the shoulders to stop her) What's the matter with you, woman?!

Girl: (looks up at Yuki) (eyes widen even more) Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Yuki: (lets go of the girl to hold her ears) Grph…she's too loud…I can't hear myself think…

InuYasha: (walks in front of the now running and screaming girl) Oi, girl, are you crazy or something? (cocks his head to one side)

Girl: (eyes practically pop out of her head) (starts screaming louder and running faster) AH! AH! AH! AH!

Group: o.O; Umm…

Group of Random Villager Men: (run up to the girl) What is it?! (looks around rapidly)

Girl: (runs behind them, pointing at the group) Demons!

Villagers: (start running around the village screaming `demons')

Yuki, Sess, Inu, Shippo, Kelala, Mizu (she finally noticed the commotion and came back), Hikari, and Ayumu: (sigh) OOoooh… (finally understand)

Yuki and Sess: (look at each other) (evil grin) (run toward the villagers chasing them around) (laughing crazily)

Everyone else: O.O [that seems to be happening a lot lately]

Yuki: (after all the villagers are safely hidden inside their huts) (walks back toward the group laughing and stretching) That's always fun… (wide grin)

Sess: (nodding in agreement) (small smirk) (walks up behind Yuki)

Inu: Umm…what was that all about? O.O'

Yuki: (reaches behind her head and wraps her arms around Sess's neck) Well… Oof!

Sess: (puts one arm under Yuki's knees and the other around the middle of her back) Have you never chased frightened villagers, little brother? (feigns a surprised look) It's quite refreshing… (evil grin)

Yuki: (nodding absent-mindedly) (forgot what she was saying) (nuzzles her face into Sess's neck and hair)

Inu, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango: O.O;

Ayumu: (walks over to them) (whispers) Sess and Yuki do actually love each other…

Mizu: (standing on the other side of them nodding) (whispers) Yeah, but Yuki shows it too much and Sess doesn't like to admit it…

Both: (start giggling)

Yuki and Sess: (suddenly looming over them) (whack, whack!)

Ayumu: Ow! What was that for?!

Mizu: Yeah! What'd we do to you?!

Sess: That is for saying that this Sesshoumaru has any feelings whatsoever toward that incompetent Hell-cat…

Yuki: No, it was for whispering about us behind our backs! (glares at Sess)

Sess: For saying I have feelings!

Yuki: (sticks her face right next to his) For talking about us!

Sess: Feelings! (yelling right in her face now)

Yuki: Talking! (yelling right back at him)

Sess: FEELINGS!

Yuki: TALKING!

Hikari, Mizu, and Ayumu: (sits down) (motions for the others to do the same)

Hikari: This could take a while…

Rooster in the distance: Cock-a-doodle-do!!!

Everyone: (sits up) (yawns) (stretches)

Sess: FEELINGS!!!

Yuki: TALKING!!!

Everyone else: (sigh) They're still at it… (start walking away)

Sess: FEE-Hey! Where're you going?! (runs after Yuki who noticed them leaving while Sess was still yelling)

Yuki: (waits for him) Hurry up! (jumps into his arms when he catches up)

Sess: (rolls his eyes)

Girls and GIR: (wave to Kaede) Bye, Lady Kaede! We'll see you soon!

Kaede: (waving and faking a smile) (mumbles) I hope to all the Gods that you won't…

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Yay! ^^ Another chapter done, only…*starts counting on fingers*…*shrug* I don't know how many left to go! ^_^

Happy Haunting,

Chisai Oni