Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Halloween Special!!! ^^ ( Chapter 25 )

Hey, hey, hey! Yuki-meister, coming in loud and clear! How you guys doin'?

Sess: Shut up and get on with it!!! (eye twitch)

Right, right… Here we go! Oh! Wait, quote:

"Just find out what they want and run with it." - Mr. Fetterly (my math teacher)

Okay, so it WAS funny, but he was talking about word problems… I just like to use it as if he weren't… *snicker*

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Yuki: (walks in wearing a black ninja suit, carrying sword, wearing a red bandana on her head, wearing an eye patch over one eye and carrying a parrot on one shoulder) Ahoy, there, maties!!!

Ayumu: (walks in just behind Yuki wearing a Miroku costume) Hey, peeps! (slaps Yuki's butt)

Hikari: (walks in dressed as the bride of Frankenstein) (looking very disgruntled) It's not enough to dress as Miroku, Ayumu. You have to act like him too. And, Yuki, what ARE you?

Ayumu: I am! That's why I groped the Yukers!

Yuki: I'm a ninja-pirate!!! Arggh…

Hikari: (sigh) You'll never learn…

Ayumu and Yuki: Nope! ^^

Mizu: (walks in a few moments later dressed in a puppy-dog outfit) Barkie-barkie!!! ^^

Hikari: (SIGH)

Yuki and Ayumu: (runs over and hugs Mizu) KAWAII!!!!!!! (squealing in joy)

Hikari: (SIIIIIIGH)

Inu-gang and Sess: (walk in)

Sess: Oh, no… O.O (cringe)

Yuki: (steps forward) Oh, yes…

Sess: Eep! (tries to run)

Yuki: (pounces on him) (drags him out of the clearing by the back of his collar)

Inu: What's going on? (still watching in mild interest as Sess completely disappears into the bushes)

Kagome: Oh, my goodness! Is it that time of year already?! (dashes off into the woods)

Miroku: (checking out Ayumu) (sly grin on his face)

Ayumu: (serious blush)

Shippo: What time of year is it, Mizu-o-nee-chan?

Yuki: (runs back in real quick)

Girls: Halloween time!!!!!

Yuki: (runs back into the bushes)

Kagome: (runs back in dressed in a skimpy fire-man's outfit) (spins around for all to see) How do I look?

Inu: (drool)

Mizu: (glaring pins and needles at her)

Ayumu: (slips away from Miroku) You look great Kagome-chan! (huggles)

Kagome: Thanks! (huggles back)

Yuki: (walks back in) (proud smirk on her face)

Mizu, Hikari and Ayumu: Where is he? O.o

Sess: (walks back in slowly) (quite annoyed look on his face)

Yuki: Behold! (spins Sess around) My very own Squall Lionheart!!!

Kagome: That's so awesome!!!

Yuki: Squee! I know!

Sess: Eh… (plucks at the furry collar) (messes with the lion pendant around his neck) Eh…

Yuki: (pout) Wassamatta, Sesshy-poo?

Sess: (glare) Other than the fact you call me such degrading names?

Mizu: Yes! ^^

Sess: Why do I have to wear this?

Ayumu: The other guys will have to wear them, too… So, what's the problem?

Yuki: Let me handle this… (stands on her tip-toes and whispers something in Sess's ear)

Sess: (perks up and scampers into the bushes)

Sango: What'd you tell him?

Yuki: I'm not tellin'… You'll find out soon enough…

Shippo: Can I dress up or Hall-of-weenies, too?

Kagome: (pat, pat) You poor, naïve child…

GIR: Can I be a mongoose?! O.o

Yuki: Sure! (pulls out GIR's green dog outfit and hands it to him)

GIR: Yes! Finally! (grabs outfit and slips into it) My life-long goal has been achieved! I'm so happy… (wipes tear away) Can I have a taco?

Ayumu: TACO?! O.o WHERE?!

Everyone else: (ignores them)

Inu: So, what costumes do we get?

Mizu: You get this one, Inu-chan! (hands him a little white bundle and pushes him into the bushes to change)

Ayumu: And you get this one, Miroku-chan! (hands him a black bundle and pushes him into the bushes)

Hikari: Here, Sango… (tosses her a multi-colored bundle)

Sango: O.o… (walks into bushes)

Shippo: What about me? What about me?!

Yuki: Here, Shippo-chan! (hands him a little brown bundle and watches him run off)

Kagome: And here Kelala! ^^

Kelala: Mew? (now dressed up as Mew from Pokemon)

All girls left in the clearing: Awww… Kawaii! ^^

Inu: (walks back in dressed as a little white puppy-dog to match Mizu) Feh…

Miroku: (dressed as a vampire) (sly grin towards Ayumu again)

Ayumu: (serious blush)

Sango: (dressed in black, flight suit with big multi-colored butterfly wings and bobbie-antenni) What IS this? O.o

Ayumu: So cool! ^^

All other girls: (nod, nod)

Miroku: (drool)

Shippo: (runs back in) I'm a wolf!!! Yay!!!

Yuki: (pet, pet) No, sweetie… You're a squirrel…

Shippo: Oh… I'm a squirrel!!! Yay!!!

Sess: (runs back in wielding Squall's gun-blade) (stabs Inu in the chest and fires) Take that, half-breed!

Kagome: Eep…

Yuki: Squee! ^^ (latches onto Sess) I love it when you're maniacal!!! ^^

Sess: Crap…

Kagome: Eep…

Sango: Crap, what, jerk?! You just killed InuYasha!

Kagome: Eep…

Sess: Yeah, but now look…

Kagome: Eep…

Miroku: Look at what?

Kagome: Eep…

Sess: Now, I have this (points at Yuki) attached to my chest… (sigh)

Kagome: Eep…

Yuki: Squee! (snuggles into Sess's tail)

Kagome: Eep…

Kikyou: (waddles in dressed at a big, clay pot)

Kagome: Eep…

Mizu: Don't you just love Kikyou's costume?! ^^

Girls: Yeah, yeah!

Naraku: (lands in the middle of the clearing) Happy Halloween! (starts chasing Yuki around)

Yuki: CURSE YOU, CHARLES!!!!!

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Fin… Yay! ^^ I love Halloween! Oh! I'm turning 937 on the 17th! Hurray!

Happy Haunting this Hollow's eve!

Chisai Oni