Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ Ahhh!!!! Bad thoughts!!! O.o ( Chapter 27 )

Yuki: S'up, ya'll! ^^ Wie geht's? ^^ Gut?

Steve: *whack* No German outside of school! Ja?

Yuki: *whacks back* No German!

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Steve: *whack*

Yuki: *whack*

Sess: Ahhh! My brain! It's going to implode!!!

Inu: Yeah! What he said!!!

"There is nothing I, Sesshoumaru, wish to protect!" (yargh!) - Sesshoumaru (third InuYasha movie! Squee! ^^)

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Steve: *wailing like a baby* YOU FORGOT ME!!!!! FOR THE LAST TWO CHAPTERS!!!

Yuki: Chapters? Where?! I'll kill `em! (snarling like a dog)

Sess: O.o Aren't you, like, a cat… bird… thing…?

Yuki: Oh… yeah… right… (starts hissing at random moving objects)

Sess: (sigh)

Steve: (still bawling) CHAPTERS! FORGOT! WAAAAAAH!!!

Mizu: Did you catch that? O.o

Ayumu: Not really…

Naraku: (still dead)

Inu: (also still dead)

Mizu: (looks at Inu and remembers that he's still dead) (sits next to Steve and begins bawling)

Steve: Ew… emotional, much? (walks to the other side of the clearing and continues crying)

Mizu: YEEEeeeEEESSS!!! (crying harder while Yuki pokes Inu with an unusually sharp, pointy stick)

Sess: Fine, fine, I'll bring the stupid mutt back… Geez… (brings Inu back to life with Tenseiga)

Inu: (sits up) Huh? What happened?

Yuki: OMFG!!!

Girls: OMFG!!! Did she just cuss?!

Yuki: OMFG!! Did you guys just cuss?! O.o

All of them: OMFG!!! Did you all just cuss?!

Sess: (ignoring them) Little brother, you just passed out all of the sudden. Don't you remember?

Inu: I… guess that makes… sense…?

Mizu: You did not! Sessy ki - naofsfaslfkhnsfn!!!

Inu: What?

Hikari and Ayumu: (sitting on Mizu's face) (innocent smiles) Nothing! ^^

Inu: O…kay… then…

Sess: (standing behind Inu) Oh, and InuYasha?

Yuki: (muttering) Yes! Here it comes! ^^ (standing next to Naraku)

Inu: What is it, Sesshouma - uggh...

Sess: (runs Inu through with the gun blade and pulls the trigger… again)

Inu: (falls to the ground)

Mizu: (shrieking through Hikari and Ayumu's butts)

Hikari and Ayumu: (laughing their heads off)

Yuki: (running away from the suddenly resurrected Naraku while laughing like a madman… er… woman…)

Naraku: Wait for me, love!!!

Yuki: DAMN YOU, CHARLES!!!

Everyone: (suddenly freeze) (gasp)

Yuki: What? What'd I do?

Sess: You just… O.o… uh… lemme put it this way… (drags Yuki into the bushes and they completely disappear for reasons unknown to you readers… just think…. Sess and Yuki… Yuki's writing this part of the chapter… I wonder what they could be doing… {A/N: Steve: *WHACK*})

Steve: (sitting in the tree next to the still chained up Kouga) Why can't you ever do stuff like that with me, love? (huggles)

Kouga: Malkdfnfshnewjhnsdnf;sdf!!! (glare) (still gagged)

Steve: Awww… I love you, too… ^^ (huggles)

Kouga: (huff)

Steve: Now be a good little puppy and let me take off the chains without you running away, `kays? ^^

Kouga: Mrgldflrgh…

Steve: Okay, then! ^^ (unlocks the chains and huggles him)

Kouga: Can't…… breathe…. too…. much….. huggling…..

~*Several hours later*~

Naraku: (slightly dazed from running into a tree sometime) Where is Yuki?

Charles: Hnn? (evil grin) (points in the direction of the bushes) Sess and her went that way just a few hours ago… Wonder what they could be doing… I mean, a boy and a girl… what COULD they be doing?

Naraku: Good question… I'll go find out… (walks off into the woods)

Mizu and Ayumu: O.o

Hikari: (steps on Charles) Bad, Charles…

Charles: X.x

Yuki: (stumbles back in from the opposite side of the clearing) (hair and clothes frazzled) {A/N: I'll let your imagination… uh… *cough* wonder… *cough*}

Sess: (walks back in a moment later) (in the same frazzled state as Yuki) (triumphant smile)

Miroku: (walks up to Sess)

Sess: (sitting down and leaning against a tree) (watching Yuki stumble around the clearing dreamily)

Miroku: Do I, uh, wanna know this time?

Sess: I don't know… DO you? (evil grin)

Miroku: (slowly backing away) Too much for me… bad thoughts! (runs away)

Sess: (triumphant smile returns)

Girls: (surrounding Yuki) What did you DO?!

Yuki: (sighs dreamily)

Mizu: Lucky jerk…

Ayumu: Did Yuki have FUN?! ^^

Yuki: (nods) Very much so… ^^

Kagome: OMFG!!! You didn't!

Yuki: O.o What's your malfunction?!

Kagome: OMFG!!! I'm too young for this kind of talk! No! Bad, bad thoughts! You're turning me into some kind of perverted, female version of Miroku!

Ayumu: Hey! I like him! Oops… O.O

Hikari: (sitting next to Sess) Yep…

Sess: (nods) Hn…

Yuki: (still stumbling around dazedly)

Sess: If you'll excuse me… (evil grin) (stands up) (drags Yuki back into the bushes)

Yuki: Squee! ^^ (insert happy face here)

Steve: Oh, Gods… They'll be like this for a while…

Girls: (nod) Yeah… (sigh)

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Okay, if you couldn't tell, I, Yuki, wrote most (if not all) of this chapter with SOME (limited) input from Steve! ^^ Hope you, uh, *cough* enjoyed… *cough*

Happy Haunting,

Chisai Oni

!~ Steve ~!