Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ To the Western Lands... again! Away!!! ( Chapter 30 )

Okay, I think my perverse thoughts are gone for the time being. Oh! Yuki here! ^^ On with the chapter, then!

Quote, first:

"Curse ya fer breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" - that one crazy guy off of Pirates of the Caribbean

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Mizu and Steve: (leaning against each other sleeping)

Sesshoumaru: (sleeping against a tree near them)

Yuki: (sleeping between Sesshoumaru's legs)

Ayumu and Miroku: (sleeping on the other side of the clearing)

Sango: (glaring at Miroku)

Kagome: (in her sleeping bag)

Shippo: (curled up with Kagome)

Kelala: (sleeping on Sango's head)

GIR: (sleeping on Mizu's head)

Inu: (in the tree branches) (Sess brought him back sometime… ^^)

Kouga: (?)

Josh: (sigh)

Hikari: (squish) (glare)

Josh: Ika… (flat)

Yuki: (cracks one eye open) That's not nice… (smiles)

Sess: I'd have to agree… (opens his eyes) But it's funny, so who cares?

Yuki: Ditto… (rolls over) (stuffs her face into his tail) (sigh) -^_^-

Sess and Yuki: (fall back asleep)

Mizu and Steve: (watching the entire time) Awww… cute… -^_^-

Sess and Yuki: (death glare)

Sess: (stands up) (pulls Yuki to her feet) It's time to get up anyway…

Yuki: (huff) (blaming Mizu and Steve for everything… whatever that may be… ^^)

Inu: (jumps down) (stretch)

Mizu: (drool)

Inu: What are we going to do today? (watching Mizu skeptically)

Ayumu: (gasp) We've, like, used all of our ideas!

Hikari: (nod) We have… we have nothing else to do…

Mizu: (sniffles) `s'not fair…

Yuki: (gasp) I know what we forgot!

Girls: What?! O.o

Yuki: (grins evilly at Sess)

Sess: What… now…?

Yuki: C'mon, girls! To the western lands! Away! (runs into the trees)

Girls: (shrug) Away! ^_^ (dash off after Yuki)

Sess: Wait! What are you doing in my lands?! Argh! (runs after them) (screaming his head off)

Kagome: (wakes up) Did I miss something?

Miroku: Obviously we did too…

Inu: Should we follow?

Sango: Nothin' else to do is there?

Shippo: Nope! -^_^-

Kelala: Mew! -^_^-

GIR: Burritos!!!!!! -^_^-

Everyone: (dashes off after Sess and the Girls)

~*At the Western Citadel*~

Sess: (standing outside the gates) (slack-jawed)

Everyone: (standing beside him) What?

Sess: They… locked me… out…

Kagome: Aww… poor Sesshoumaru… (mock pouty face)

Sess: (death glare)

Kagome: -^_^-

Inu: What're they doing in there?

Sess: I don't think I really want to know… (sigh)

Miroku: Can't you break the gate down?

Sess: Oh, yeah, sure… IF YOU CAN SOMEHOW GIVE ME THE ABILITY TO BREAK THROUGH THREE FEET OF SOLID OAK REINFORCED BY STEEL ON EITHER SIDE AND IN BETWEEN!!!!! (panting)

Miroku: I'll look into that… -^_^-

Sess: (gives everyone the death glare) I hate you all…

Yuki: (pops up at the top of the wall) Hello! -^_^- (waves to Sesshoumaru)

Sess: Let me in!

Yuki: The western citadel belongs to us now! Surrender or suffer terribly… -^_^-

Sess: Wha--?! No!

Yuki: Yay! (yells back to the others behind the wall) He's not surrendering!

Everyone outside: (hears many cheers from inside) O.o

Yuki: (disappears behind the wall again)

Outside people: (suddenly showered with jagged ice spears) (hear Yuki's insane laughter inside) (darkness envelopes them) (the ground starts flooding over their knees)

Ayumu: Dum-de-dum… -^_^-

Outside people: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! (being showered with a continuous hail of little, blue rubber bands)

Girls: Fun! -^_^-

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Okay, I was bored and didn't have any good ideas… this was one of our original ideas - to take over Japan. I'm just now getting to it… -^_^-

Happy Haunting,

Chisai Oni