Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ FRUIT! ^^ ( Chapter 39 )

DON'T KILL ME! I promise it is not what you think, it has something to do with a new love….of a fruit. =P

 

Ohh by the way…this is the one and ONLY me! STEVE!! ^_^

 

QUOTE!: . "An SEP," he said, "is something that we can't see, or don't see, or our brain doesn't let us see, because we think it's somebody else's problem. That's what SEP means. Somebody Else's Problem.” Life, the Universe and Everything

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Inu : Mine's biggest.

Miroku: No, mine is.

Inu: Not a chance, Miroku. Look at the length, * ran his index finger down to the tip* See? Yours isn't nearly as long.

Miroku: Come on, InuYasha, length isn't all that matters, you know that. Look at the girth of mine. It's much wider.

Inu: *Looked and studied it. * Maybe

Miroku: Maybe? (Definitely) Here, feel it. * placed InuYasha's hand on it * What do you think?

Inu: *Inu wrapped his fingers around it, gauging its size * All right, yours is fuller. But overall mine's still bigger. * he squeezed it again, playfully this time* Mine's firmer than yours.

Miroku: * looked indignant* Is not.

Inu: Is too. Feel it. Yours is all soft.

Miroku: It's supposed to be like that, Inuyasha

Inu: Not that soft. Here feel mine.

Miroku: *he reached across and gently squeezed it, then prodded it with a finger * Wow! It is hard.

Inu: Told you so.

Miroku: * looked from one to the other * Mine's a better color.

Inu: What?!

Miroku: Mine's a nicer shade of red, don't you think?

Inu: * inspected them both closely* Possibly.

Miroku: Especially just up here at the tip. Really nice color there. And mine's a better shape. Yours is all crooked. And I expect mine tastes better. I'll bet you forgot to wash yours.

Inu: What??? * he stuttered* Of course I washed it. 0.0

Sesshy: * appeared unsuspectingly* Are you two at it again? Didn't you go through all this earlier?

Inu: * smiled as a thought hit him* I know, we'll let Sesshy decide.

Miroku: * shrug* OK. I suppose.

Inu: Come on Sesshy, what do you think? Will you help us? *grinned evilly *

Sesshy: * glare* *nodded * *walked over to the well and dropped to his knees in front of it * * He looked at them both, comparing size and colour, then ran a finger over each one to feel the texture. Then he took one in each hand and rubbed and squeezed them* *frowned *

 

Sesshy: I'm still not sure. But don't worry, I'm not finished yet.

Sesshy: *smiled broadly, then licked his lips in anticipation * He was going to enjoy this. Lowering his head, he touched his tongue to the tip of InuYasha, tastes it, then did the same to Miroku's.* *sucked and nibbling on them, moving from one to the other, and then back again * * When they were both finished, he swallowed, then sank back onto his haunches, smiling in satisfaction.*

Sesshy: You know," * feeling smug* I still can't decide which was better. But if you boys ever feel like doing this again, I'd be glad to help." * grinned like Cheshire Cat's* *stood and walked away *

Inu and Miroku: *looked at each other * * unable to believe what had just transpired. *

Inu: That wasn't supposed to happen,

Certainly not. * Miroku leaned across InuYasha and grabbed another two Strawberries from the fruit bowl to replace the ones Sesshy had just eaten.*

Miroku: Here, catch. * tossing one to Miroku*

Inu: Miroku?

Miroku: What?

Inu: Next time, we ask one of the girls...