Fan Fiction ❯ The Adventures of the Masaharu Girls ❯ The Hunt! ( Chapter 46 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: TaiyoukaiAyumuoftheWesternLands 
Hikari takes Mizu hunting. ... and that's all. :3
First chapter in foreverz!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.12.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 957 | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
Hikari takes Mizu hunting. ... and that's all. :3
First chapter in foreverz!
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 06.12.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 957 | Visits: 152 | Status: Completed
and ‘Kari again. :3 Been like… what? … Almost a year? And how many of you have waited patiently for us? Nooooonnnneeeee.
Mizu: Yeah. No one reads this anymore. We just do it for our own enjoyment.
Hikari: That’s right. >:3 And we enjoy it.
Buuut anyway. Here is quote.
QUOTE: “Yes… yes I am… I’m in a bear suit.” -- Zim, Invader Zim ((Duh))
~*~
Yuki: Where are you going? O.o
Ayumu: Yeah really. You guys NEVER go do anything.
Yuki: Yeah! Never do anything together.
Hikari: Yeah yeah yeah….
Mizu: We’re goin’ huntin’! ^-^
Sesshoumaru: … aren’t you opposed to viol--
Hikari: **slams him into the ground** SHEDOESN’TKNOWIT’SVIOLENT.
Mizu: Weeell, I thought I’d open up my horizons a little bit! I mean, ‘Kari said it would be fun and not violent at all and I mean, ‘Kari would never lie to me. ^-^
Hikari: Yep. Never lie. >>
Yuki: o.o Uh… huh.
Ayumu: Can I go? Hikari: No. You can’t go.
Mizu: Whyyyyy!? I mean you already said I could go with y--
Hikari: Not you.
Mizu: Oooooh. ^-^
Yuki: **looks around** … whyyyyyyy????
Hikari: Coz I go off killing things with you all the time. O.o
Yuki: **pout** So?
Ayumu: What about me? :D
Hikari: No.
Ayumu: Dang. D:
~*~ In the forest… thinger ~*~
Mizu: Mm’kay. What are we looking for?
Hikari: Deer.
Mizu: I like deer. :3
Hikari: Rabbits.
Mizu: Bunnies! X3
Hikari: Fowl.
Mizu: Eeewwww. X3
Hikari: … like birds, Mizu.
Mizu: Ooooh… I knew that. O.o
Hikari: Yeah, right. ‘Kay. Mostly deer. Up in that tree. **points to tree**
Mizu: Kay! **hops into tree**
Hikari: **follows, crouches and watches ground**
Mizu: :3 **watches** What’cha dooooin’?
Hikari: …? Waiting?
Mizu: Got it. … **looks around** …. **siiigh** … **looks at wrist** … what are we waiting for? ^^
Hikari: Um… deer?
Mizu: Right right. ^^ …………………….. **sssiiiggghhh**
~*~ LATER ~*~
Mizu: Ooh ooh!! Deer! **point**
Hikari: O.o Mizu! Shut it! You have to be quiet.
Mizu: Quiet. Got it. :3 **waves frantically to the deer**
Hikari: **bats at her hand** What are you doing?
Mizu: Saying hello.
Hikari: Why?
Mizu: Well, I can’t SAY hello, so I had to wave! ^^ Silly.
Hikari: … right. Okay, stay quiet and no waving to the deer.
Mizu: Well, I already said hello, so why would I wave again? O.o
Hikari: … never mind. Just… hush.
Mizu: **thumbs up** ^_^
Hikari: ‘Kay. This is how you hunt. Just watch the first time, kay?
Mizu: Mmhm. Just watch. Got it.
Hikari: **sigh, hops out of tree, sneaks up on deer, raises up claws to attack/kill**
Mizu: **GASP!!!** **waves her arms frantically in the air** HOMIGAWD!!! RUN DEER, RUN!!! ((Quote from Blue Collar Comedy Tour of a man’s wife while hunting))
Deer: O_O **run**
Hikari: … WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Mizu: You was gunna KILL ‘im!!!
Hikari: And the point would BE?
Mizu: o.o **shrug** Not… to kill him?
Hikari: No! The point IS to kill him
Mizu: **gasp** But you said it wouldn’t be violent! You said “Oh don’t worry, it won’t be violent.” and you would never lie to me, would you ‘Kari?
Hikari thoughts: Yes.
Hikari: This isn’t violent! It’s a swift painless death!
Mizu: **gasp** DEATH?!
Hikari: **siiigh** Yeah. Death. **hops back up in tree**
~*~ LATER STILL ~*~
Hikari: Okay. **points to another deer** Sneak up on it and… kill it however not-violently you can.
Mizu: **nodnodnod** :3 **hop out of tree**
Hikari: **siiiigh, sit back and watch**
Mizu: **sneaks up on deer, brandishes claws, tippy-toes up to deer, raises claws, pauses** I CAN’T DO IIITTT!!! **starts bawling**
Deer: **runs… again**
Hikari: UGH!!! Mizu! Deer. Kill. NOW.
Mizu: I can’t kill Bambi!!!
Hikari: … who?
Mizu: Bambi.
Hikari: … duh. Who’s that?
Mizu: A deer. :3
Hikari: … riiight.
Mizu: Yep. But I still can’t do it!!! **wails**
Hikari: Fine fine. Try some other time then.
Mizu: At a zoo?! :D
Hikari: … a what?
Mizu: :3 A zoo.
Hikari: … sure. At a zoo. **no idea what a zoo is**
~*~ Back with everyone else ~*~
Yuki: Sooo, how’d it go? :3
Mizu: Wonderfully!!!
Hikari: Horrible.
Ayumu: Awww. Did you see Bambi?
Mizu: Yes! :D
Yuki: O.o Who?
Ayumu: Bambi.
Yuki: Who’s th--
Hikari: It’s a deer.
Yuki: O.o You know too?!
Hikari: Not really…
Yuki: Oh… ‘kay then. ^^
Ayumu and Mizu: **idly chattering about Bambi and zoos**
Hikari: Hey Yuki?
Yuki: Yeaaah? :3
Hikari: Remind me to take you hunting next time.
Yuki: Got it. ^-^
Mizu: Yeah. No one reads this anymore. We just do it for our own enjoyment.
Hikari: That’s right. >:3 And we enjoy it.
Buuut anyway. Here is quote.
QUOTE: “Yes… yes I am… I’m in a bear suit.” -- Zim, Invader Zim ((Duh))
~*~
Yuki: Where are you going? O.o
Ayumu: Yeah really. You guys NEVER go do anything.
Yuki: Yeah! Never do anything together.
Hikari: Yeah yeah yeah….
Mizu: We’re goin’ huntin’! ^-^
Sesshoumaru: … aren’t you opposed to viol--
Hikari: **slams him into the ground** SHEDOESN’TKNOWIT’SVIOLENT.
Mizu: Weeell, I thought I’d open up my horizons a little bit! I mean, ‘Kari said it would be fun and not violent at all and I mean, ‘Kari would never lie to me. ^-^
Hikari: Yep. Never lie. >>
Yuki: o.o Uh… huh.
Ayumu: Can I go? Hikari: No. You can’t go.
Mizu: Whyyyyy!? I mean you already said I could go with y--
Hikari: Not you.
Mizu: Oooooh. ^-^
Yuki: **looks around** … whyyyyyyy????
Hikari: Coz I go off killing things with you all the time. O.o
Yuki: **pout** So?
Ayumu: What about me? :D
Hikari: No.
Ayumu: Dang. D:
~*~ In the forest… thinger ~*~
Mizu: Mm’kay. What are we looking for?
Hikari: Deer.
Mizu: I like deer. :3
Hikari: Rabbits.
Mizu: Bunnies! X3
Hikari: Fowl.
Mizu: Eeewwww. X3
Hikari: … like birds, Mizu.
Mizu: Ooooh… I knew that. O.o
Hikari: Yeah, right. ‘Kay. Mostly deer. Up in that tree. **points to tree**
Mizu: Kay! **hops into tree**
Hikari: **follows, crouches and watches ground**
Mizu: :3 **watches** What’cha dooooin’?
Hikari: …? Waiting?
Mizu: Got it. … **looks around** …. **siiigh** … **looks at wrist** … what are we waiting for? ^^
Hikari: Um… deer?
Mizu: Right right. ^^ …………………….. **sssiiiggghhh**
~*~ LATER ~*~
Mizu: Ooh ooh!! Deer! **point**
Hikari: O.o Mizu! Shut it! You have to be quiet.
Mizu: Quiet. Got it. :3 **waves frantically to the deer**
Hikari: **bats at her hand** What are you doing?
Mizu: Saying hello.
Hikari: Why?
Mizu: Well, I can’t SAY hello, so I had to wave! ^^ Silly.
Hikari: … right. Okay, stay quiet and no waving to the deer.
Mizu: Well, I already said hello, so why would I wave again? O.o
Hikari: … never mind. Just… hush.
Mizu: **thumbs up** ^_^
Hikari: ‘Kay. This is how you hunt. Just watch the first time, kay?
Mizu: Mmhm. Just watch. Got it.
Hikari: **sigh, hops out of tree, sneaks up on deer, raises up claws to attack/kill**
Mizu: **GASP!!!** **waves her arms frantically in the air** HOMIGAWD!!! RUN DEER, RUN!!! ((Quote from Blue Collar Comedy Tour of a man’s wife while hunting))
Deer: O_O **run**
Hikari: … WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Mizu: You was gunna KILL ‘im!!!
Hikari: And the point would BE?
Mizu: o.o **shrug** Not… to kill him?
Hikari: No! The point IS to kill him
Mizu: **gasp** But you said it wouldn’t be violent! You said “Oh don’t worry, it won’t be violent.” and you would never lie to me, would you ‘Kari?
Hikari thoughts: Yes.
Hikari: This isn’t violent! It’s a swift painless death!
Mizu: **gasp** DEATH?!
Hikari: **siiigh** Yeah. Death. **hops back up in tree**
~*~ LATER STILL ~*~
Hikari: Okay. **points to another deer** Sneak up on it and… kill it however not-violently you can.
Mizu: **nodnodnod** :3 **hop out of tree**
Hikari: **siiiigh, sit back and watch**
Mizu: **sneaks up on deer, brandishes claws, tippy-toes up to deer, raises claws, pauses** I CAN’T DO IIITTT!!! **starts bawling**
Deer: **runs… again**
Hikari: UGH!!! Mizu! Deer. Kill. NOW.
Mizu: I can’t kill Bambi!!!
Hikari: … who?
Mizu: Bambi.
Hikari: … duh. Who’s that?
Mizu: A deer. :3
Hikari: … riiight.
Mizu: Yep. But I still can’t do it!!! **wails**
Hikari: Fine fine. Try some other time then.
Mizu: At a zoo?! :D
Hikari: … a what?
Mizu: :3 A zoo.
Hikari: … sure. At a zoo. **no idea what a zoo is**
~*~ Back with everyone else ~*~
Yuki: Sooo, how’d it go? :3
Mizu: Wonderfully!!!
Hikari: Horrible.
Ayumu: Awww. Did you see Bambi?
Mizu: Yes! :D
Yuki: O.o Who?
Ayumu: Bambi.
Yuki: Who’s th--
Hikari: It’s a deer.
Yuki: O.o You know too?!
Hikari: Not really…
Yuki: Oh… ‘kay then. ^^
Ayumu and Mizu: **idly chattering about Bambi and zoos**
Hikari: Hey Yuki?
Yuki: Yeaaah? :3
Hikari: Remind me to take you hunting next time.
Yuki: Got it. ^-^