Fan Fiction ❯ The HP Chatroom ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter and the rest of the characters, do you think I would be writing on this website for free?

BTW, this is a chat room in the story. Some of the things in it are nonsense, but that's the whole point of this fanfic, it's more fun to write when it doesn't make sense! ^_^ Oh, and I have up to chapter 5 written, but won't post any more of it unless people review!

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Hermione has joined the chat room.

Ron has joined the chat room.

[Ron] *Slowly walks into Hermione's kitchen, steals all of her coffee, and runs out before she notices*

[Hermione] Hmmm…what happened to my coffee?

[Ron] *Drinks coffee* *in singing voice* Oh, Hermiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioneeeeeeeeeeeeee* holds up bucket of paint*

[Hermione] Oh, no…*puts on newly developed paint proof suit*

[Ron]*Cuts newly developed paint proof suit*

[Hermione]*Starts to panic as she looks for an emergency exit*

[Ron] No use, I locked all of the emergency exits from the outside. *Evil laughter*

Harry has joined the chat!

[Ron]*Sneaks into Hermione's kitchen and steals her coffee maker thingy*

[Ron] Hey Harry!!

[Harry] Hey Ron!!!

[Hermione] Hi Harry!!!!!!!!

[Harry] Hi Hermione!

[Harry] Once I went to Nashville-

[Ron] At least you didn't say "Once, at band camp"

[Harry] and everywhere I looked there was a Starbucks! If you guys didn't know, a Starbucks is a café that has A LOT of coffee in it.

[Hermione] Why were you in Nashville?

[Harry] Is there a reason you need to know?

[Hermione] Yes

[Harry] Why's that?

[Hermione] Because

[Harry]*Goes into shock* Because? I didn't even know that word was in your vocabulary!!!

[Hermione] I'm so gonna kill you!!! *Grins evilly*

[Harry] Uh oh *Runs and hides behind a rock*

[Ron] Uh, Harry, I don't think that's going to work, that's a tiny rock in front of you.

[Hermione]*In a deep, evil voice that doesn't seem like it belongs to her*I'm going to kill you. I'm going to slaughter you. I'm going to-

Albus_Dumbledore has joined the chat!

Harry has left the chat room.

Ron has left the chat room.

[Albus_Dumbledore] Hermione, you do know giving out death threats is not allowed? *Said in the most fatherly tone ever*

[Hermione] Um…*Smiles sweetly and innocently*

[Albus_Dumbledore] I think you've learned your lesson.

Albus_Dumbledore has left the chat room.

Harry has joined the chat room!

Ron has joined the chat room!

[Hermione] *Gives Harry the most deadly death glare ever *I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna hurt you, I'm gonna slaughter you-

Albus_Dumbledore has joined the chat room!

[Albus_Dumbledore] Hermione!

Albus_Dumbledore has left the chat room.

[Harry] That was weird.

Draco has joined the chat room!

[Draco] Hi all!

Draco has left the chat room.

[Ron] That was even weirder.

Blaise has joined the chat room!

[Blaise] Hello Harry, Ron and Hermione.

Blaise has left the chat room.

[Hermione] But that has got to be the weirdest.

[Harry]*Scratches his chin in thought* That was really freaky

[Hermione] Wait a minute, Harry was thinking? Call the Press! Call McGonagall! Harry was thinking!

Rita has joined the chat room.

[Rita] Hello?

[Hermione] Hi?

[Rita] Did someone call the press?

[Ron] Go away!

Rita has left the chat room.

[Hermione]*Starts mumbling to herself* When I said call the press, I didn't mean literally.

[Ron] Think McGonagall will come in next?

Minvera has joined the chat room.

[Minvera] Did someone call me?

[Harry] Ron did being the baka he is.

Albus_Dumbledore has joined the chat room!

[Minvera]*Starts to scold Harry*Mr. Potter! Watch your language! You shouldn't curse at people in different languages! Especially if they don't understand their native language.*Smirks at Ron*

[Harry]*Whispers to Hermione* I didn't know McGonagall could smirk.

Severus has joined the chat room!

[Severus]*Clears throat*Starts yelling* Who smirked! No one but I am aloud to smirk*Yells for about 5 minutes*

Albus_Dumbledore has joined the chat room.

[Albus_Dumbledore] Severus! This is the Hogwarts chat room. This is for friendly chatting and friendly chatting only. Especially when there are students in here.

[Severus]*starts mimicking Albus_Dumbledore* This is the Hogwarts chat room. Only friendly chatting allowed. Especially when there are students in here.

Albus_Dumbledore has left the chat room, dragging Severus with him.

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