Fan Fiction ❯ The life of legolas Greenleaf ❯ chapters 5 & 6 ( Chapter 3 )

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me:Hi I'm sorry about the spelling *blush* and grammer.
I just found some elf words on a website. And today I found out what Gimli said from that website I found today.

http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/movie_fotr.htm#tangado

The site said gimil said"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul" Which the site said it meant"I spit upon your grave"
Ok and I don't own lord of the rings, and sorry about spelling.I shall try to fix it later.
And here is the chapter!
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Chapter five:

"Legolas,and Aragorn the dwarfs are do in about 1 hour so no trouble you two."

"sigh yes Elrond."

"Yes Elrond we shall make no trouble for I'm no child and Aragorn is no child right of what I know unless he is a baby,and we fought orcs."

"Ok you two behave even if you two are not childern,but you two have the worst luck."

",but Aragorns luck is worse!"

"Hush legolas."

"I shall take my leave."

And Elrond left.

"Ok now Aragorn rember that song,and I found out one dwarf stays for a
day."

"Why?"

"because so he can learn something new maybe?"

"Ok I'm bored."

"Yeah,and I heard you and Arwen are in love for years."

"What how did you know legolas?"

"I can not say,and maybe I can go back home when the dwarfs are here."

"Ok legolas,but you still have to say the sing with me."

One hour later with legolas & aragorn.

"O! What are you doing,
And where are you going?
Your ponies need shoeing!
The river is flowing!
O! tra-la-la-lally
here down in the valley!
O! What are you seeking,
And where are you making?
The faggots are reeking,
The bannocks are baking!
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! ha!
O! Where are you going
With beards all a-wagging?
No knowing, no knowing
What brings you
down into the valley
in June
ha! ha!
O! Will you be staying,
Or will you be flying?
Your ponies are straying!
The daylight is dying!
To fly would be folly,
To stay would be jolly
And listen and hark
Till the end of the dark
to our tune
ha! ha!"

Another hour later legolas left.

"Bye."

"Bye legolas."

9 months later with only aragorn.

"Hi Gandalf where were you?"

"Aragorn meet me at bre,and if I'm not there and then there would be hobbits and
take them here in riverdal."

"Ok my friend."

"Bye I must go now for trouble is coming."

with legolas and Aragorn.

",but I shall not have much fun Aragorn,but you TRY to stay out of trouble because I'm not there to help you,but be carefull for another Orc may hug in the Dark and say"Brother."And that better not happen for I will not be there to laugh my head off,but GOOD LUCK."

"OK SO WHAT AN ORC HUGGED ME IN THE BECAUSE OF THINKING I'M HIS BROTHER I WOULD KILL THAT ORC WHO HUGGED ME!"

"Well then take a bath because you smell bad like a orc."

"WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

"Yep and say"I hate bath."

"Okkkkkkkkkkkk I will,but you and me are grown ups."

"Wait so I have been for a long time in humans years."

"Ok,but I have been a grown up."

"Well not here buddy."

"Ok Got to say bye to my lovey Arwen."

"Wish you luck Aragorn."

"I got to say hah"

"So bye and have a good trip without me ok."

chapter six:

Aragorn in bre.

'I wish Arwen was here wait........nah because this place smells bad.......Hmmm maybe Legolas because of that Orc comment....Nah maybe I'm bored....Where is Gandalf?'

"Hi Aragorn."

"what taken you so long?"

"Because of Orcs."

'Great when I think about Orcs they come.'

"Ok,and why did Legolas can not come Gandalf."

"Because it smells..no because I think the one ring has been found."

"Where?"

"Somewhere safe for now,but they do not know."

"Ok I trust your word can I tell Legolas my best friend."

"Yes you can and tell Elrond."

"Yes my friend and bye for I must ride fast bye Gandalf."

-with Legolas-

"Amonta de' Toya it (GOD DAMN IT) Aragorn what taken you so long!"

"Sorry Legolas."

"Ok now I feel better and now I just found out about a crused dumb piece of rust of a ring."

"Shesh and you said it was bad oh well now can I learn to shoot arrows Better?"

"Sure Aragorn since you are so bad at it."

"I'm just human."

"No you are a ranger,and Aragorn."

"Thanks and how come you are sad now."

"Because I amar prestar aen ('The world is changed) and sometimes elfs just go to the grey haven for the best,but for the worst my mother went to the grey haven I miss her for she heard the cries of the crused sea gulls."

"I'm sorry Legolas really."

",but you are my best friend and yet I'm sad for you would die and we elves live long,but yet it is for the worse,and yet a gift."

"Lets worrie about that later."

"Ok now what should we do?"

"Wait."

"Oh I thought you wanted to learn what I know."

"Nah I was bored."

"Ok,but where is Gandalf?"
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Sorry about the ciff hanger!
Ok in about 2 more year there they would all meet,and suff.
I'm working on suff.
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