Fan Fiction ❯ The Lion King and His Seven Sons ❯ The Lion King and His Seven Sons ( One-Shot )

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1,2,3,4,5,6,7 said the Lion King to his seven sons:

"I'm feelin' mighty down! Which ever of you can cheer me up will get to wear my crown!"

His 1st son brought seven oyster pearls from the bottom of the China sea. His 2nd son gave him seven statues of girls with clocks were there stomachs should be. His 3rd son gave seven rubies, from the Sheikdom of their beneath…the king thought the rubies were cherries, and he broke of seven of his teeth. The 4th son tried to cheer him up with seven lemon drops, the king said:

"Now I'm sorry son but since the ruby episode, I just haven't got the chops!"

The 5th son brought the King perfume in seven fancy golden jars, the King took a whiff and he brook out in spots cause it smelt like cheap cigars. The 6th son gave him seven diamond rings to wear upon his toes. The King snagged his foot on the royal red rug and crumpled up his nose. The 7th son of the Lion King was a thoughtful little cub… he said:

"Daddy appears to me that you could use…a little help!"

Said the Lion King to his 7th son:

"My son you win the crown! You didn't bring me diamonds or rubies, but you helped me up when I was down! Take the crown it's yours my son, I hope you don't mind the dents, I got it on sale at a discount store cost me all of seven cents!"

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