Fan Fiction ❯ The Lord of the Breakfast. ❯ the rise and fall of the fellowship ( Chapter 3 )

Araknife: Yes now we must go!

(on the road)

Gammon: this is taking ages!

Araknife: Stop moaning!

Gammon: Are we there yet?

Araknife: No.

Frofood : Are we there yet?

Araknife: no.

Gammon: Are we there yet?

Araknife: No!

Frofood : Are we there yet?

Araknife: NO!

Gammon: Are we there yet?

Araknife: NOOOOO! We will not be not be there yet for another day! I hope you get killed by the damn dark riders!

Gammon and Frofood: (O_O)

Araknife: Gandaspoon is not paying me enough for this!

Frofood: Who's gandaspoon?

Araknife: No-one, who mentioned gandaspoon!

Gammon: You did! Just now!

Araknife: No I didn't!

Frofood: Yes you did!

Araknife: (shifts eyes) well urr sure……, hey there's kippertop let's go!

On top of kippertop

Araknife: Ha we're here!

Gammon: Man this place is sceffy! Like him!

Frofood: Yeah I know! And it's creepy!

Araknife: Are you frightened?

Frofood: Yes.

Araknife: you little wimp! Just go to sleep! (goes to sleep)

Gammon: I'll go on guard Mr. Frofood!

Frofood: Ok! ( goes to sleep)

(3 hour's later)

Gammon: This is boring! (see's jazgul) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jazgul: Baggin's, shire! Give me the porridge!

Frofood: (wakes up, sees jazgul) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gammon: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Frofood: Araknife! Help!

Araknife: What? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Gandespoon the grey: (comes out of nowhere) (sees Jazgul) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Araknife: Kill! (Hit's Jazgul with shoe)

Jazgul: AHHH (cries) Mommy he hit me!

Mom Jazgul: I am the lizard queen!

Gandespoon the grey: Are you high?

Mom Jazgul: Yes I had coffee with 59 spoonfuls' of sugar!

Gandespoon the grey: Ok……… (disturbed) we must go to Grivendell!

Frofood: I wish people would stop telling us what to do and where to go!

Araknife: Shut up (stabs Frofood for no reason)

Frofood: OWWWWWWWW!

Meanwhile In Curridor

Forkron: Ha ha! Soon the world will be mine!

Forkruman the white: ours!

Forkron: fine our's, ahh my loyal Jazgul!

Jazgul: (beaten up) Medic please (collapses)

Forkron: What in the blue hell happened to you?

Jazgul: The Ranger beat me up. (hold's ribs)

Forkruman the white: But you got the porridge, right?

Jazgul: Ummm, well there was a small problem.

Forkron: (angry)did you or did get me the porridge?!

Jazgul: Well technichcally ,,……No, but ummm……

Forkron: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Put this idiot in the coffin you , forcs then fill the coffin with custard!

Jazgul: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forkruman the white: You continue to amaze me my Dark Lord.

Forkron: So how's the rohan front going?

Forkruman the white: Oh excellent we've nearly finished bribing the king, with chocolate!

Forkron: (Mr.Burns like) Excellent.

Meanwhile Back to our Hero's!

Frofood: What are you?

Gandespoon the Grey: I am Gandespoon the grey, wizard of the free people!

Frofood: (Disturbed) Ok………………

Gammon: These people are really sad!

Araknife: Are you dissing my sword?

Frofood: Get a life you sceff!

Legospoon: Hello!

Frofood: who are you?

Legospoon: I work for Grivendell and I was sent to find you.

Gandespoon: Frofood here has a wound!

Legospoon: Did the Jazgul get you?

Frofood: No, Araknife did!

Araknife: I was bored!

Legospoon: tut, tut Araknife, you shouldn't stab the bearer!

Araknife: ooooh Soz hard!

Legospoon: Get on my horse, he is fast!

Frofood gallops ahead but is pursued by Jazguls!

Jazgul: Give me the porridge!

Frofood: (takes out weapon) you shall not get the ring or me! (drops weapon) oh no too short cant reach!

Gimme a raisin: ( up river) (fart's blowing Jazguls away)

In Grivendell

Frofood: Where am I?

Gammon: In Grivendell! It's brilliant! It's an elf haven!

Frofood: (sarcastically) WOW! I so care!

Gammon: come on mister Frofood! There is something going on out side!

Narrator: An argument of what would happen to the is going on!

Gimme a raisin: I could eat it!

Gandespoon: the forc's would cut you up!

Gammon: could we smash it!

Gandespoon: NO!!

Gammon: could you wield it!

Legospoon: None of us can it must be destroyed!

Frofood: I WILL TAKE THE DAMN PORRIDGE TO CURRIDOR!.. though I don't know where I am, or the way!

Gandespoon: I will help you as long as I can Frofood.

Araknife: If by eating bacon, or eating a croissant I can help protect I you, I will! You have my knife!

Legospoon: And my spoon!

Gimme a raisin: And my raisins! I am gimme a raisin, cousin of dalin!

Gammon: I'll help you mr. Frofood!

Entknife: And my feet can help!

Gandespoon: And a fellowship is formed now we go to amon hen!

Meanwhile in Curridor

Forkron: So let's get this straight, YOU CAN'T FIND THE (BEEP) Porridge!

Forkruman: , uh…..yes.

Forkron: You had better be happy I'm you're best friend!

Forkruman: We must find the bearer, send forc and duhruk-kai division's through to catch them, where are they?

Forkron: They were sighted near amon hen!

Forkruman: Good!

Forkron: ( Mr. Burns style) Excellent!

Back to our hero's who have reached amon hen.

Araknife: Forcs! Duhruk-kai! Kill them all! Frofood we must split up, go to Mordor alone!

Frofood: Ok, (run's away)

Narrator: The remaining members of the country fought on until some duhruk-hai armed with gun's!

Duhruk-hai: Surrender the porridge!

Gimme a raisin: no.

Duhruk-hai: Fine then! ,wait, hey you forc's get over here now!

Forc's: No you can't tell us what to do!

Duhruk-hai: Bring it on!

Narrator: A shoot-out begin's between the forc's and duhruk-kai, then they all kill each other. Whilst mean-while gammon and Frofood are getting away.

Frofood: (On boat) Gammon go away, I'm going to corridor alone!

Gammon: Course you `are an I'm goin' with you!

Frofood: But gammon, you can't swim!

Gammon: `Gargle'Gargle' (dead)

Frofood: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Back to the company.

Gandespoon: Die forc! (charging at forc) Ahhh my back, oh uhhh, ahh (groans) ughhhhh (die's)

Meanwhile in Curridor

Forkruman: Yeess, Gandespoon is dead!

Forkron: Get in there!

Forkruman: Back o' the net!

Forkron: (Mr. Burn's style) Excellent!