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The New Authoresses 5: Crossover Madness

Ch. 1: The New Tormentors

Disclaimer: I don't own TT or any other shows that will be in this fic.

The Teen Titans were all gathered in the living room, trying to decide what to watch. This time they had checked the guide.

Robin: Okay my go is James Bond, what about you guys?

Raven: Scary Movie

Cyborg: Godzilla!

Beast Boy: Planet's Funniest Animals!

Everyone stared at Starfire to see what she wanted to watch.

Starfire: I would also like to see the show of funny animals!

Beast Boy: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beast Boy grabbed the remote from Robin and flipped the channel to Animal Planet. After a few minutes of laughter there was a big explosion in the wall.

Again.

Robin: Not again………

There in the hole in the wall stood 5 figures. The Teen Titans stared blankly.

Again.

Raven: Not again.

Beast Boy: The Authoresses 5!? I thought they were done torturing us!

Figure 1: Correction! We're the New Authoresses 5!

Figure 2: We're the new recruits!

Cyborg: NEW Authoresses 5?

???: Yeah well technically we're the Authoresses 10 now, but that isn't catchy.

The Teen Titans turned to the TV screen to see K9 with ^o^ look and waving. They sweat dropped.

K9: Yeah well as much as I love Planet's Funniest Animals and didn't really want to interrupt your watching it-

Phaung: *jumps on K9* HI RAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: -_-;;

K9: *pries Phaung off of her* as I was saying, I didn't really want to interrupt your watching PFA, but I did anyway!

Beast Boy: But I was watching the singing-

K9: SILENCE!

Beast Boy: But it was a-

K9: SILENCE!

Beast Boy: Dog………

K9: GO DOGS!!!!!!!! Any way, meet the new recruits!

K9 gestured toward the first girl, who jumped forward and flashed a peace sign. She hat a Heart Kreuz T-Shirt and normal jeans. She wore blue sneakers. She had two rings, one was a silver band with 2 black hearts and the other was just a silver band. Her blonde hair fell to her shoulders and she had the wings of an eagle on her back. In her hand she held a huge book.

K9: Everyone meet Natalie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natalie(s/n: ROBINROX): HI!!!!!!!! *Glances at Robin* ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Glomps Robin*

Robin: Can't……… breath………

Starfire: *eyes glow green* LET GO OF HIM!

Natalie: EEEEEEEEEE! *Grabs hold of Starfire too* one of my favorite couples!

Starfire: Can't……… breath………

Natalie: *let's go of them and returns to her group*

K9: Right………

K9 gestured towards the second girl, who also jumped away from the group. She wore a fire printed T-shirt and black jean shorts and her sneakers were white and red. She had a Cancer bracelet on her left wrist and her brown hair dropped to her shoulders. She had a red headband and held a dagger in her hand. She had a red fox tail and red fox ears.

K9: Everyone meet Firey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firey: HIYA PEOPLEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Teen Titans: Hi………

Firey: T_T BOW TO ME!

Teen Titans: No.

Firey: *surrounded by fire and evil look*

Teen Titans: o_0 *bow*

Firey: Good!

K9: Yeah Firey's a bit of a control freak. Anyway………

K9 gestured towards the 3rd girl, who in turn jumped from the group and stood in front of the TT. She wore a purple and blue cloudy halter-top and a blue mini and blue sandals. She had dirty blonde hair with brown highlights that was pulled back into two braids. She had a horsetail and horse ears and held an ice staff in her hand (like Robin's Retractable Bo Staff except it's NOT retractable and it's made of Ice).

K9: Everyone meet Horse!!!!!

Horse: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs hold of Robin and Starfire with one arm, and Beast Boy and Raven with the other* KAWAII COUPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All 4: Can't……… breath………

Horse: *lets go and joins the group*

K9: Right………

K9 gestured towards the fourth girl, who jumped from the group and towards the titans. She had a T-Shirt that had pictures of popcorn on it and blue jeans and normal sneakers. She had blonde hair that was pulled into a ponytail. She had a black cat tail and cat ears. She held a Magical Remote Control (MRC) in her hand.

K9: Everyone meet Mstar!!!!!!!!

Mstar: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TT: *blink*

Cyborg: Oh great a dumb blonde………

Mstar: *eyes glow red and turns into a cat demon* *demonic voice* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Cyborg: *cowardly* Nothing………

Mstar: *turns back* Good!

K9: Yeah watch out for her.

K9 gestured towards the last girl who took her turn to jump towards the TT. She wore an aqua V-Neck tank top and jeans and shoes with built in roller blades. She had wavy black hair that went a little bit past her shoulders, silver hoop earrings, and a silver charm bracelet. She had a black wolf tail and wolf ears. She held sword in her hand.

K9: Everyone meet Yuna!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna(s/n: The-Truth-Of-Titans): HEY!!!!!!!!!

TT: Hi………

Yuna: *points at Cyborg* DIE GAYBORG!

Cyborg: DON'T MESS WITH MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna: So you ARE gay………

Cyborg: I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna: Are too!

Cyborg: Am not!

Yuna: Are too!

Cyborg: Am not!

And they fight………

Robin: Hey K9, why aren't the rest of you here?

K9: Teleportation device broke.

Beast Boy: Then how did they get here? *Points to NA5*

K9: It broke after they left okay?

Yuna: ARE TOO AND THAT'S FINAL!

Cyborg: Darn I lost. *To K9* YOU'RE JUST SCARED OF US!!!!

K9: Hey Gayborg, I can go fix that teleportation device now and come over there and kill you.

Cyborg:………

K9: Thought so. Anyway, before I go, who wants to sing the freak song?

NA5: *raises hands*

A5: *raises hands*

K9: YAY!

All Authoresses: (to Teen Titans theme song) Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak. Freak Titans! Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak. Freak Titans! Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak. Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak. Freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak, freak. Freak Titans, Go!

TT: ………

K9: YOU ECSPECIALLY ROBIN!!!!!!!!!!!

Robin: WHAT!? WHAT ABOUT CYBORG!?

K9: He's gay, so he's already a freak.

Robin: Okay I'm confused.

K9: Good! Well I gotta go, just one thing.

TT: What?

K9: Enjoy meeting people from alternate dimensions! Bye! *Disappears on TV screen*

Starfire: Alternate dimensions?

Natalie: It just means that you guys will see people from other shows/books.

Firey: Remember Phaung?

TT: *nod*

Horse: Remember how she introduced you to the characters from Inuyasha and Tenchi Muyo?

TT (except Cyborg): *nod*

Cyborg: What?

Horse: You weren't there. You were getting ice cream.

Cyborg: Right.

Mstar: Well we're using the Crossover Madness Machine (CMM) to introduce you to other anime/book people!

Raven: Oh joy………

Yuna: Yes! Be happy! Because I'm first and I'm going to introduce you to a world oh TORTURE!!!!!!!!!

TT: *cower in fear*

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Good? PLEASE SAY SO! I'm only writing this cause so many people were asking for a sequel. I didn't want to write a sequel! I didn't plan to! But I had to……… that stinks. Well anyway, review!