Fan Fiction ❯ The New Authoresses 5: Crossover Madness ❯ M*Star's Magical Mayhem ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2: Mstar's Magic Mayhem

The Teen Titans were sitting around in the Tower as the evil

authoress Mstar, approached them. The Titans watched her with fear

in their animated eyes. The authoress ran over to the computer and got onto the internet. After a moment or 2, she punched a fist into the air.

Mstar: Score!

Raven: What are you so happy about?

Mstar: Yuna's chapter was finally posted! Now I can start the torture!

The Titans exchanged a look thatclearly said, "Oh, shit."

Mstar: Shit's not a very nice word

Beast Boy: You can read our minds?!

Mstar: I'm an authoress I can do anything.

The Titan's quickly put their heads in their arms as Mstar laughed maniacally.

Mstar: Now let's see.…….. Narrator!!! Where's the list?

Disembodied Voice: I have it.

Mstar: Well, give it here!

Robin: How can he have the list if he's disembod-

Robin stopped talking when a dark blue clipboard with silver stars on it fell from the ceiling. Mstar examined the list.

Starfire: You have never used a list before. Why now?

Mstar: My school counselor says I need to be more organized. The 1st order of business is for me to say my phrase of the day………

Cyborh: Woo……… Hoo.

Mstar suddenly turned into her cat-demon form and blasted him with

fire.

Mstar: I have anger management issues too. I've decided to be good citizen andtake them out on you.

Cyborg: Obviously.

Cyborg searched through the messy Tower for industrial-strength burn cream.

Mstar: I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but it seems you've come unarmed, Now that the phrase of the day is said... TIME FOR THE CROSSOVER!!!"

Mstar skipped over to the CMM and turned it on. Out of a black

hole, popped 5 people: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger,

Draco Malfoy, and...

Ron: PERCY?! If you had to abduct us like you did in

your twisted fic, you could've atleast left Percy!

Mstar: *laughs* Because Percy was a pain-in-the-butt in book 5, I picked him. I needed to bring 5 people.

Hermione: Why?

Mstar grinned mischievously.

Mstar and Narrator: Y'all gotsta battle!!!

Percy: W-what?! Ron described you and what you did to him and the others, but I didn't believe him. I REFUSE TO DO BATTLE with those weird-looking people!

Mstar suddenly turned cat-demon and looked loathingly at Percy, with fire all around her. "What did you say?" she hissed. Percy cowered in fear

Percy: N-n-n-nothing.……..

Mstar turned back to normal.

Mstar: I thought so! *consults clipboard* Now Robin and Harry will be fighting each other... and Starfire and Hermione will also fight. As for BB, he and Ron shall do battle as Malfoy and Raven duke it out. That leaves 2 of my least favorite characters, as in Cyborg and Percy, to hopefully blow each other up.

Everyone else looked up, hope shining on their semi-fictional faces. Mstar grinned evilly.

Mstar: Go ahead, get your hopes up. If they don't blow up, I'll make them.

At that moment, the remote Mstar carried around emitted a loud,

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! The ground started shaking and everyone was suddenly outside, in an arena with various rocks and tall platforms and large ravines. Mstar grinned.

Mstar: Good thinking MRC (Magical Remote Control)!

Narrator's disembodied voice suddenly turned wrestlingish and boomed.

Narrator: Now leeeeeeet's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!!" A bell sounded somewhere

Mstar: FIGHT!!!

The Titans and wizards started to do battle.

Mstar: *now in sports reporter clothes* Over on this side of the field,

Robin and Harry are really going at it! Harry just about made Robin go

bald and Robin is attempting to freeze Harry with 1 of his disk thingies! Oh! Robin, you're gonna have to get another cape! Harry! Quick! Use an Unforgivable Curse, ya goody-goody! See! I think Robin just broke his nose! Let's take a look at how Ron and BB are doing. *laughs* Ron just flung a jinx at BB, who turned into a slug, which Ron believes is a result of his curse! Hack! BB's now BB again and Ron's clueless. BB's now attempting to charge down Ron in rhino form, but Ron managed to repel him with the Flipendo charm at the last moment and they're now cussing each other out!

Ron: You bloody BEEP!!! Why don't you go back to the BEEP jungle!

BB: *in Ron's face* Ya uneducated Brit! Rhinos are from the Savannah of Australia ya dumb BEEP! I can't believe y'all eat STEAK AND KIDNEY

pudding!!! That's sick and wrong!!! Even Cyborg thinks so and he's gay and is a BEEP carnivore for BEEPIN' out loud!!!

Ron: BEEPEDY BEEP BEEP!!! You BEEP!!!

BB: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP *breath* BEEP

BEEP!!!!!

Mstar: Ummmmmmmmm... Thanks MRC for the censorship. I wasn't aware of Ron and BB's uh, colorful language.

MRC: BOOP BOOP!

Mstar: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... Let's see what's happening on Narrator's

Side of the field. Nar?

Narrator: *sports commentator voice* Well Mstar, Hermione and Star are having a real catfight! Hermione tried to catch Starfire on fire and

broke Star's nail. Star got mad and retaliated by blowing a hole in

Hermione's robes tried to catch her hair on fire. They're now punchin'

and scratchin' and at each other's throats!

Hermione: You slut! You know when you fly, guys can see up that short skirt of yours! I bet your hair's not really that red!

Starfire: I did not dye my hair! You are the 1 who hangs out with boys

the majority of the time! I atleast spend time with Raven!

Hermione: I see how you look at Robin!

Starfire: I see how you look at Ron!

Hermione: Atleast he doesn't wear tights!

Starfire: IT'S SPANDEX!!!

Narrator: Hehehe... You can see Mione's undies... Uhhhhh, did I say that out loud? ANYWAYS... Let's see what Draco and Raven are up to...

Raven: This is pointless.

Draco: You're telling me.

Raven: I'd like to kill Mstar.

Draco: She made me kiss ROBINROX.

Raven: She's here being called Natalie.

Draco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Raven: *slap*

Draco: Thanks, I needed that. *looks slyly at Raven*

Raven: *leans forward to kiss Draco*

BB: *out of nowhere with pink fur instead of green*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Draco*

Draco: *screams like a girl and runs away... fast*

Narrator: Oooooooooooooooooooooooookay... Mstar, back to you...

Mstar: Well Ron turned BB pink and Robin's now lost most of his hair.

Harry's badly bruised and Ron is well... Don't ask. I think it was

something BB said... Like I said, don't ask. Oh! I see Cyborg and

Percy!!! *laughs* Percy's calling Cyborg an "uncivilized heathen" as

Cyborg tries to blast him with his sonic cannon. Percy manages to

dodge, but barely. Why don't MRC and I "help" things along a bit? *flames engulf her hands* I wonder is Cyborg's made of fireproof metal...*evil smirk* *blast Cy with 200 degree flames* *Cy starts to melt and runs around with his head on fire* I guess he isn't. MRC?

MRC: BEEP!!! *starts zapping anvils into the air and Percy starts running around in circles screaming like a girl while dodging the anvils*

Mstar: Hehehe... Oh, lookie at Harry and Robin! Eek! That's gotta hurt... I didn't know Robin had such language... Batman must've been a bad influence. Ooooooooooh! Go Harry! Ummmm... Don't ask.

MRC: BOOP! *arena disappears and everyone arrives back in Titan's

Tower*

The Titans and HP peoples looked around, stunned, in various

states of... disarray. Badly bruised and/or magically in pain, the 10

were quite a sight.

Raven: I'm not going to ask

Starfire: Neither am I.

Mstar: *smiles innocently* Now that you're all in a state of physical and/or mental shock, my work here is done.

She bowed her head and leaned over, pushing a button on the CMM.

Harry: Hey! We're in pain!

Mstar:Not my problem!

Mstar pushed the HP peeps into the CMM's gaping, black hole.

Suddenly, the other Authoresses appeared.

Natalie: Did you have

fun?

Narrator: Tons

Firey: Oh, hello Narrator. I suppose y'all are done now.

Mstar nodded and skipped cheerfully over to join her colleagues.

Mstar: Whoever's next has alot of

cleaning up to do.

Yuna: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Um, next! Wait, what happened to Robin?

Cyborg: *shakes half melted head* You do NOT want to know.

Robin: Please let it be someone nice.

Natalie grinned at his misguided perceptions. Horse jumped forward and squealed.

Horse: I'm next!

Robin froze for a moment, then ran like heck away from the authoresses. Horse stared blankly and shrugged.

Horse: Anyway, I'm next, and I say, well have tons of fun!

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Thank you Mstar for writing this chapter! I'm still laughing! Of course, I had to change the ending since Horse was next. I'll use that idea for later when Natalie does have her turn. You guys are going to love the next few chapters. BB and Robin are in for it. *laughs evilly*