Fan Fiction ❯ The night Allen went crazy ❯ The night Allen went crazy ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: Xenosaga is the property of NAMCO. The parody this is based on "the night Santa went crazy" is the property of Weird Al Yankovic. I hope you enjoy this songfic.

Note: Just to let you know, I mean no offense to any Allen fans. This is just something humorous I thought up, and decided to share it with everybody. As you know, this is just a fic, and has no reflection on the Xenosaga universe, "or" my opinions on it. I just thought it would look funny to see Allen lose it, even though it's kind of weird. Also, the word "AGWS" will be pronounced how it is in the game (Ags). Anyways, enjoy, and just think of the Weird Al tune "The night Santa went crazy."

THE NIGHT ALLEN WENT CRAZY

Down in 2nd Miltia all the Profs were makin' things

For the Realians and the militaries

When Allen busted in, nearly scared `em half to death

With a blaster in his hands and tequila on his breath

Who would've thought that he was able to battle

Yet he boarded his A.W.G.S and mounted the saddle

And she grinned as he said with a glimmer in his eye,

"Hope you said your prayers - cause' you're all gonna die!"

The night Allen went crazy

The night he just flipped his lid

Shion had always been ignoring him

Something finally must have made him go nuts.

Well, the lab is all gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find pieces of robots and humans

And he tied up all of his friends, and held Shion hostage

And he smashed up her laptop like `ol ground sausage

He got Ziggy and Momo with an EMP blaster

And he cheap shot'd Chaos with a tranquilizer

And he picked up a flamethrower and he fried many objects

And he looked at Shion and said "How's that for respect!"

The night Allen went crazy

The night this guy just went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around 2nd Miltia

Without steppin' in human guts.

Here comes the Federation with some reinforcements

Here comes Jr. with his entire crew

And Air Cruisers circlin' `round in the sky

And the lasers are flyin', the body count's risin'

And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Allen why?

My my my my my my

You used to be such a nerdy guy.

*Sounds of laser fire and people screaming can be heard*

Yes, in Miltia, Allen's tied in shackles

Because KOS-MOS saved the day by some miracle

But, some bad news, the Feds saw her as a threat

So they E.M.P.'d her ass, and told Shion that she just reset

She didn't buy it and released Allen out of vengeance

And they say Shions brother, he's on the phone every night

With his lawyer negotiating the gaming rights.

They're talkin' bout - the night Allen went crazy

And what caused Shion to flip

They're in their A.W.G.S. having sweet revenge

It sounds to me that they decided to hook up.

Wo, the night Allen went crazy

And also Shion went insane

Realized that people just used them

Something definitely snapped in their brains

Wo, something definitely snapped in their brains

Tell ya, something definitely snapped...in their brains.

Well, I hoped you had at least a slight chuckle from this. I know it was kind of weird to picture Allen like that, and then Shion eventually acting like that, but like I said before, it was a weird idea of mine, and it was hard to resist putting it on paper. I tried my best to make the words match the syllables as closely as possible to the original Weird Al song.

Anyways, please let me know what you thought about it. You can review, or email me at evil_reviewer@hotmail.com