Fan Fiction ❯ The Party no X-Fan Would Ever Expect ❯ Prologue

The Party No X-Fan Would Ever Expect

Author's Notes= Of course I don't own anyone in this story, I don't believe in slavery. Although I wouldn't mind *ahem* getting some free time with Logan, Oh and Jackie is a cutie too! ;)

This is a silly fic, I thought of while being sick with a sinus infection and only a max of 3 hours of sleep in 48hrs.So my brain ran away on this. I'm not sick mentally, I'm always off mentally ;) lol this is rated pg-13 for a minor drinking incident. *Snicker*

Kitty sits reading some fan fiction, trying to end her boredom. The X-Men have only fought Sinister, flew to Japan to help Sunfire, Defeated four Sentinels and had a clash with the Hellfire Club. And it was only noon, in all it has been a slow day for the X-Men.

"Haha, I love these stories that are in the "thing the X-Men would never say" vein. They are soo funny. HA, They will never guess the truth Right buddies?" Kitty turn from the computer.

"Mmm, yer right Kitty." Lockheed growled.

Illyana pops her head out of the covers. "Yeah Kitty, I'll bet they don't know that the Professor hosts either a karaoke party on Fridays or a musical play on Saturdays."

"Yeah, and he starts the karaoke every time, sing that same song "These Freaks are Here to Party"! Kitty laughs out loud.

>) X-Men report to the Rec Room immediately. ...We are having an unscheduled party! (< Professor Xavier announces.

In the rec room, every one gets comfy. By everyone I mean nearly everyone. Over at the tables Victor Creed plays card with Logan and Remy. Well, they are arguing over what game to play. Vic usually beats them at Old Maid, Logan prefers Uno while Remy cheats best at Go Fish.

Jubilee is at the bar with the rest of Gen-X, playing a drinking game with Chamber. You know it. The one Jackie Chan plays in Shanghi Noon, that's it!

"Why Jono, you really do have a mouth! Jubilee, I thought didn't speak Chinese?" Kitty said as they came up to the bar.

"Oh I can really do know Chinese just said I didn't because I don't want to teach everyone how to say Hey Baldy! in yet another language." Jubilee responds with a flip of her hand.

"I always had a mouth, I just wanted to avoid having to eat that junk Ms.Frost cooks." Jono makes a gagging noise.

"Hey! What is Illyana doing alive? I saw her die, and she was a kid too!" A drunken Jubilee was poking a finger at the Blondie.

"Naw, Jubes, you watched a younger version of me that came from an alternate world, that was rescued by Wolvesbane from Limbo, while the X-Men of her reality were trapped there, die of the legacy virus that my eldest brother Michael infected her with, thinking that she was me, and doing so would cure himself of the virus somehow."

Jubilee=."...."

'Yana shrugged " What can I say Mickey was crazy as a loon"

"Wow Blondie, a new record! Hey everyone, we have a new record!" Kitty yelled.

As everyone quieted down, Kitty made her announcement. "Illyana just told Jubilee the condensed version of how she could be still alive, all in ONE sentence."

Jean clapped, "Now that's good! It took over five sentences to tell the about the Phoenix Saga, or was it ten? Scott, dear heart?"

"I forgot sweet cheeks," Scott said dutifully like the henpecked husband that he is. "Hey that would make a great game. We can see who can explain the X-Men story plots in the shortest time or with the least amount of sentences."

Before anyone could respond, a crash is heard, and then the most horrifying smell fills the rec room.

Apocaplse turns from playing pin the tail on Sabertooth to yell "Sinister, Beast! How many time do we have to tell you boys to quit making those industrial strength stink bombs!?"

~fini~