Fan Fiction ❯ The Real World: Teen Titans Style ❯ Walk ( Chapter 8 )

I hate how I spend like 10 days on one chapter… I hope you people are still reading this. I bet like half of you abandoned me since I took like 10000 days to update. Well, for those who are left, thanks for sticking with me! Your review(s) help me a lot! Yeah and I did that (s) thing cuz sometimes I get like 1…-blink- BUT ITS STILL GOOD! SANK YOU! Lol! Enjoy?

 

“Robin!” Starfire ran into his room with a shipload of clothes, from regular t-shirts to suits and even a few kung-fu training outfits. “Please, look at the garments that friend Beast Boy and I have made for you. I have never known how quick Beast Boy was with a needle and thread!”

 

“Um… thanks, what about everyone else?” Robin took the pile of clothes and laid them on the dry floor, starting to fold them already.

 

“We have also accomplished in completing 25 outfits for each of us!” Starfire twirled and left the cave.

 

“Alright guys! Lunch time!” Beast Boy's voice rang through the caves like a drill followed by Starfire's squealing and asking Cyborg to eat lunch.

 

“Yay, more leaves…” Raven said as she walked into her cave to put her clothes back.

 

“I don't think I'm hungry.” Robin told the Titans while he folded his clothes.

 

“Dude, come on, you're going to have to eat up to have strength to track down the bad guys!” Beast Boy screamed while putting the finishing touches on the food.

 

“… Fine… it actually smells okay…” Robin stood up and headed out of his cave.

 

“Hm… you're right, what did Beast Boy cook this time?” Raven lifted her head and breathed the aroma in before walking out of her cave.

 

“Oh yeah BB! THIS IS DA BOMB!” Cyborg said with a mouth full.

 

Raven and Robin walked out of their own caves and met face to face. Raven crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, turning and going to the table. Robin just sighed and sweat dropped.

 

“Cyborg, you shouldn't eat that fast…” Raven said upon reaching the table.

 

“Yes, Friend Raven is correct, for feasting as quickly as you are, indicates that you are heavy with a child! Please, how old is the baby and when are you expecting for it to be born?” Starfire smiled while swallowing a bit of the food.

 

“…Uh… What's that supposed to mean?” Cyborg twitched.

 

“It means she thinks that you're pregnant…” Raven said straightforwardly and picked up a spoonful of food.

 

“May I feel your belly and see if your child is moving?” Starfire started for Cyborg's stomach.

 

“Ok, three things. One; I'M A MAN. Two; I'M HALF MACHINE. Three: I'M NOT PREGNANT!” Cyborg squirmed to get away.

 

“AHAHAH!! Cyborg's pregnant!” Beast Boy fell off his chair from laughter.

 

“STOP IT!” Cyborg stood up as his face turned red from anger.

 

“Yes, please, stop, for enraging the mother is a grievous matter. If we infuriate Cyborg, he might devour our eyes!” Starfire returned to her seat and patted Beast Boy.

 

“Uh…I don't know them…” Raven picked up her dish and walked into her room. “I'm eating in my… room.”

 

“This is good, what is it?” Cyborg went back to eating and ignored Raven's proclamation.

 

“It's the stuff that comes out of fungus after it eats away trees.” Beast Boy proudly said as he scooped himself another round of whatever-they-were-eating.

 

“You… mean… fungus poop?” Cyborg's eyes enlarged.

 

“Well you can think of it that way… and some other stuff… ” Beast Boy contently chewed on the food and coughed out the last ingredient. “Scum and slime from the rocks in the water…”

 

“Oh… I think I'm going to be sick… how can something so good, be so disgusting?”

 

“Well, you know, a lot of the foods we eat has stuff like that, soy sauce is made from getting bacteria and fungus to eat soy beans.” Beast Boy stated.

 

“Yes, it is almost like the food on my planet!” Starfire smiled and started pouring the entire plate into her mouth.

 

“Um… I'll go work on my… generator…” Cyborg held his stomach as his face turned green and jumped over the couch to start fixing up his creation.

 

“I'll help.” Robin pushed the plate away and followed Cyborg after being silent the whole time.

 

A sliding sound screeched over the floor as Raven's plate went flying across the room, still covered and imprinted in the contents of the food was a simple, “Ew.”

 

“Whatever, well, it seems like we're all done so, lets clean up Star!” Beast Boy stood up with the plates and started for the bucket of water when Starfire pull him back and ripped the plates from his hands, ravenously chowing down on the fungus poop.

 

After a few more minutes of the sounds of Starfire's slurping and gulping, she was finally done and allowed Beast Boy to take her plates, bowing and thanking him. Everyone was in the living room, Robin and Cyborg were messing around with the robot parts, Raven was casually sitting on the hard couch, watching the palm trees' leaves swaying lightly, Beast Boy was washing the dishes and Starfire was just lazing off on the chair after her large meal. Starfire jumped up from her chair and hopped over the back of the couch and landed next to Raven, she smiled widely and hummed which Raven gave the same indifferent expression she did everyday and returned to watching the trees.

 

Starfire turned to Raven and said almost in a whisper. “I have heard that you and Beast Boy are going on a da-te, please, is it enjoyable?” Raven's face turned a pale green.

 

“What… did… he tell you?” Raven turned her head with a creek, hard to move from anger.

 

“You did promise to accompany him on a walk, yes?” Starfire clasped her hands together and giggled.

 

“Yes, but I didn't say it was a date.” Raven rolled her eyes and sighed. “Wait, how did you find out that I promised him that I would go on a walk with him?”

 

“Beast Boy and I have been farming and making clothes together for days, and we talk plentifully everyday.”

 

“Well get it straight, its not a date okay?”

 

“Then, what does this “date” mean,” Starfire said, “a sweet, edible, oblong or oval fruit of the date palm, containing a narrow, hard seed? Or perhaps it is the dates that is on a calendar?”

 

“It means you're hanging out with someone for romantic purposes.” Raven rubbed her temples.

 

“Then perhaps Robin and I should go on a date as well!” Starfire smiled.

 

“Yeah, you go do that…” The feeling came back into her stomach, Raven's heart pounded with great force for a few times until it died down to its regular beating.

 

“Then I shall!” Starfire bounced off the couch and stood by Robin.

 

“Oh hey Starfire, what's up?” Robin said without turning, he held onto the robot as Cyborg removed the necessary items from it.

 

“Please, Robin, would you like to go on a da-te with me?” Starfire clapped along with each word she spoke.

 

“Um… sure?” Robin hesitated for a second but remembering how Starfire might react to a turn down, he agreed.

 

“Glorious!” Starfire hugged Robin; he was surprised and flailed around, catching a glance of Raven staring at them with no expression.

 

“Hey, I overheard your conversation with Starfire, and speaking of our little walk, I was thinking that we would go for that walk today sometime at before night time! I explored a lot these few days and I know this place like the back of my hand!” Beast Boy pulled up his pants and puffed up his chest, showing his manliness.

 

“Alright, you tell me when you want to go, its not like I have anything better to do, just… don't call it or consider it a date… at all… EVER.” Raven glared at him.

 

“Ok, Ok!” Beast Boy happily bounced off.

 

“Alright guys break it up, stop it.” Cyborg waved his hands and pried Starfire from Robin, who was choking from the lack of air.

 

“Thanks…” Robin held his throat and sucked in air hungrily.

 

“Sorry Robin!” Starfire apologized and went to her room.

 

“GR! I'll never get a waffle iron at this rate!” Cyborg screamed and that was the last thing said until it was late afternoon.

 

5 hours of absolute silence and doing nothing, Raven was dozing off on the couch with the final hours of sunlight for the day shining on her.

 

“HEY RAE!” Beast Boy suddenly popped up behind her.

 

“HUH WHAT?” Raven jumped up from her seat and when she found that it was just Beast Boy, she glared at him and returned to her position.

 

“Come on Raven, let's go on that walk right now, dinners in the oven and it'll be at least an hour or two until its done.” Beast Boy pointed back at the fireplace and then the entrance.

 

“Ugh… fine.” Raven sighed and rolled off the couch.

 

“You are going on the date yes?” Starfire suddenly appeared from nowhere.

 

“ITS NOT A DATE DAMMIT!” Raven twitched.

 

“Then Robin and I shall go on our date as well. ROBIN!” Starfire skipped away to get Robin.

 

“Can we just get this over with?” Raven rolled her eyes.

 

“OKAY! GET READY TO HAVE THE FUNNEST WALK OF YOUR LIFE!” Beast Boy grinned and skipped out of the T-Cave.

 

“Whoopee...” Raven twirled her finger in the air and aloofly let out a dry cheer.

 

Well, that's it. I'll get you another chapter really soon because I wanted to finish this so you guys can get it as soon as possible. So I'm not putting the parts that I'm going to use in Chap. 8 then. I'll get it soon, so stick by me! Sorry for the delay! I LOVE YOU GUYS!