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The Rise of the Authoresses 5

Ch. 6: K9 and Insanity

"And it's finally my turn!" K9 jumped away from the other authoresses as they disappeared. She flashed a piece sign with her hand and twirled her sledgehammer with the other, "And I'm here to bring on insanity!"

"Oh great." The titans groaned.

"Ah live with it. Guess what I just finished watching?"

"TV?" Robin asked.

"Duh! But what was I watching on TV?"

"Something stupid." Cyborg said.

"You just called yourselves stupid!"

"I did?" Cyborg asked.

"Yes! Cause I was watching Teen Titans! And the episode was………?"

"Don't care." Raven said in monotone.

"I was watching Sisters! And Robin is a dumb butt!"

"How am I a dumb butt?" Robin asked accusingly.

"Because you've only been on one planet!"

"So?"

"You said `It's the best planet I've ever been to.' You are a dumb butt!" K9 whacked Robin with her hammer. "AND YOU!" She pointed her sledgehammer at Cyborg, "YOU ARE GAY! DIE!" She whacked Cyborg.

"What?" Cyborg asked.

"Shut up Gayborg!"

"DON'T MESS WITH MY NAME!"

"SHUT UP!" K9 summoned a star covered in flames and threw one after another at Cyborg, who ran away from the flames. "And you!" She pointed her sledgehammer at Raven, "YOU LIKE BEAST BOY! YOU LIKE BEAST BOY! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

"WHAT?" Random objects floated as Raven spoke, and K9 laughed harder. Beast Boy grinned.

"I knew you couldn't resist me!" He said.

"Shut up." Raven replied.

"True love!" K9 cheered, "And you!" She pointed at Starfire, "You like ROBIN!" She burst out in laughs, laughing harder at her than she did at Raven. Starfire blushed.

"Do you have some sort of grudge against me?" Robin asked.

"As a matter of fact, I do!" K9 grabbed a chart out of mid-air, "See, my Teen Titans Top Titan list charts out like this, my favorite is Starfire, who is tied with Raven, cause they both rock, and then Beast Boy because he's green and can turn into animals, and then Robin cause he's freaky, and Cyborg sucks because he's a robot and robots are gay! I must kill them!"

"I am overjoyed to be your favorite titan!" Starfire cheered.

"I am soooooo happy." Raven said sarcastically.

"I rock! Go green! Go animals!" Beast Boy cheered.

"I am not freaky!" Robin said.

"And I'm not gay!" Cyborg screamed, having just returned from running from K9's burning star.

"Oh well you'll live!" K9 said. She blasted him with icy stars and then blasted him with burning stars, killing the robot. She cheered as she threw Cyborg into a random vat of nitroglycerin.

BOOM!

"Go Cyborg haters!" K9 pulled a card out of nowhere that said I.L.C.H. International League of Cyborg Haters. On it had her picture. She did they happy dance and ran off deep into the tower. The Teen Titans stared blankly until K9 returned with Raven's mirror.

"Give me my mirror." Raven said.

"No!" K9 stuck her hand into the mirror and guess what happened to Raven………

She turned into her happy self.

"Yay!" K9 cheered, "My favorite Raven!" She and Raven did the happy dance.

"This is truly insane." Starfire said.

"Yup." Robin agreed.

"Hey Raven!" K9 said.

"Yeah?" Raven asked.

"Tell Beast Boy what you think about him!"

"Okay! I think Beast Boy rocks!" She glomped Beast Boy and K9 stuck her hand back into the mirror, turning Raven back to normal. "What the!?"

"She loves me!" Beast Boy hugged Raven tightly.

"Let go!" Raven said.

"And you two have fun!" K9 saluted and turned to Starfire and smirked. Starfire gulped and flew away. "COME BACK STAR!" K9 called. She shrugged when Starfire made no motion to come back and summoned more stars, when Robin attacked her.

"Don't hurt her!" He said.

"OOOOOO! YOU LIKE HER! YOU LIKE HER! YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER!" K9 taunted.

"Shut up!"

"Make meh!" K9 ran off after Starfire, and Robin chased her. K9 grabbed a rope out of nowhere (geez, that happens a lot now doesn't it?) and lassoed Starfire down, and then lassoed Robin with another rope, and tied them together, and set them down next to Beast Boy, who was still hugging Raven.

"My work here is done!" K9 saluted as the other authoresses arrived.

"You sure did give them quite a show." Suma said.

"Yay! Beast Boy is hugging Raven!" Phaung cheered.

"And you lassoed Robin and Starfire together!" Kiki-chan added.

"And Cyborg went BOOM!" Moga finished.

"All in a days work. Come on, time for more torture." K9 said and the five authoresses disappeared.

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That's all for The Rise of the Authoresses 5! Thanks for reading guys! One last time to answer reviews!

DesmondX7- Yeah Miroku is weird………

prisinero- Weird is good! And K9 DID kill Cyborg! Yay!

Betd1- Whoa……… Raven thought it wad funny……… YES! THANK YOU RAVEN!

Inuyasha654- I dunno you'll have to ask Phaung.

ROBINROX- it was Phaung's idea! She told me what to write for last chapter!

Thanks for reading and reviewing! See ya in my next torture fic!