Fan Fiction ❯ The Special School ❯ Ranger fury ( Chapter 4 )

`Ranger Fury'

 

Ranger and his new room-mate, the scruffy looking rather tall and lean Russian mercenary Blorvek, were in a heated argument over who got to watch the television.

“Ahem, I want to watch the sports channel!”

“And I want to watch the tramp racing!”

“Tramp racing?? What the Fuck!!!??”

“New sport in Russia”

“Tramp racing?”

“Yes the army officers search the tramps, then they fire a round of ammunition and the tramps set off!”

“And if they don't?”

“Don't what?”

“…set off?”

“Oh, they get killed”

“…and the tramps get what out of this?”

“Umm well… they don't get shot”

“So your telling me that soldiers from the Russian army force tramps to race across a wet urban desolate area, and then if they don't they get shot?”

“oh and the tramps get a piece of bread if they win and you missed out that they do it bare-footed and there are shards of glass and spikes thrown all over the place where they run….”

“Ok….THAT IS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL!!!”

Then a voice could be heard shouting through the walls;

“Will you shut the fuck up!!!?”

Ranger, being the egomaniac he is, decided to respond “Make me!”

For a few moments there was a silence but then a word came from behind ranger…

“Boo!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Some kinda black ghost thingy!”

“You asked me to come make you shut up!”

“You from the room next door? You can walk through walls?”

“Umm yeah, why do ya think they call me shadow?”

“Well, umm that's quite a difficult question….Blorvek help meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!”

“Umm… are you going help him?” asked the fairly tanned boy who was about 3 inches smaller than Ranger and didn't look as if he could, without his powers; take ranger in any sort of athletical contest as he was quite skinny.

“Pa!” said the Russian “fuck him your ok”

“I'm sorry mister shadow man” said Ranger absolutely shitting himself.

“Uh, Shadow honey? Is everything ok?” said a girl's voice from through the wall

“Yes Artemis, I'm just…negotiating” answered Shadow

“Ok, ill get your books ready for you”

“Thanks”

“No problem”

“Right I'll be off now then now remember scaredy cat, if you don't shut up ill come back!”

“…my names Ranger”

“Ok, Ranger, Ruski, bye bye”

“Goodbye Shadow” said Blorvek as Shadow walked through the wall.

“Umm…you can watch Tramp raping or what ever, I'm going for a walk”

“ok good bye Ranger”

 

Ranger walked out the door and walked briskly round the corridors past the hallways thinking to himself

“My old room…29c no 23b...25a…27b, wait I'm sure it was that yes 27b”

Ranger walked quickly counting the door numbers in corridor 3; he came to room 27b and knocked on the door.

“Holocaust let me in!”

“Hello?” asked a short girl with Blond hair and a white T-shirt with blue jeans.

“Umm…you wouldn't be Raven would you and would Holocaust be in by some chance?”

“No, I'm Gwen and I don't know any Holocaust's but umm could you do me a Favor?”

“What?”

“Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?”

“Why?”

“Oh you'll see, oh please?” (She made the `puppy dog' eyes)

“Oh gees, ok I suppose, how can I refuse a pretty face?” (She blushed)

“Oh, but you might have to kiss me, do you mind?”

“Ok, go on then”

“Oh my god, thank you, you are such a life saver, what's your name again?”

“Ranger and you never asked”

“Cool, ok thanks, oh and if I start prattling on about shit, just go along with it and if he asks anything just improvise”

Ranger thought to himself `He?' and walked into the room only to see Red X relaxed comfortably on a couch.

“Red X?”

“Yes?” X answered

“What are you doing here?” Gwen then gave Ranger a weird dirty look.

“Umm, I live here; I could ask you the same question kid”

“I mean, what have you been saying to my girlfriend?”

“Oh, she's your girlfriend, how sweet”

“Yeah as a matter of fact she is”

“Then come your not living with her?”

“Cause I never got picked to”

“Why didn't you swap, eh kid?”

“Umm… cause I'm living with a friend”

“The Russian? You two don't seem too friendly, strange eh?”

“Well, we go way back, we just argue sometimes”

“Right, so what's your girlfriend's second name?”

“Huh?”

“Gwen, what's her second name?”

“Umm, what do mean second name, alias or surname?” he said stalling while Gwen mouthed but Ranger just mouthed back “what”.

“Surname”

“Well…umm…this is soooo easy I mean… you're really stupid to ask me this…Red X… I mean honestly… how I could not know this?…I mean how stupid…”

“Well what is it then?”

“Well umm…”

“You don't know do you?”

“So, is it a Crime for a man to not know his Girlfriend's second name?”

“No, but your not her boyfriend…are you?”

“Yes, of course I am!”

“She's just pulled you off the corridor to pretend to be her boyfriend to stop me hitting on her hasn't she”

Ranger had now figured out that Red X was a lot smarter than the Costume made him look and decided to play his and Gwen's trump card.

“Oh yeah, well if I wasn't her boyfriend would I do this!?”

Ranger now Embraced Gwen and kissed her, slowly she lost her agitation for him to stop and just let him keep it after about they both emerged gasping for air.

“Wow” Gwen whispered

“Yeah wow” said ranger quietly

“I'm not convinced” said Red X “I mean it's not hard to kiss someone, is it now?

Just then there was a knock at the door and Gwen shouted “it's open!”

“Hello?” said Holocaust whom just walked in, Ranger turned around and looked at him

“Hi Holocaust” he said placing his arm around Gwen

“Who's this then?”

Ranger used one hand to make sign language and messaged to Holocaust.

“So your friend doesn't know your girlfriend?” said Red X

“Yes actually I do, I know…je…Gwen…yes, I know Gwendolyn, her and Ranger have been going out for ag…a couple of days…yes they went out when they both discovered they were going to this school. Yeah…that's right… and I was infact talking to you Red X.”

“But you know my name.” Red X said holding in a laugh

“Yes, but I wanted to know what you are doing here…yeah, any way, I came to borrow some sugar”

“Are you taking the piss?” said Red X

“No not at all me and Raven are making jolly potions and neither of us have any sugar” said Holocaust outstretching his hand which was grasping the handle of a measuring jug.

“Get the sugar honey” Ranger said to Gwen.

“Ok” said Gwen she grabbed the bag and filled the jug. “lets go to your room Holocaust mate”

“Ok Gwen” answered Holocaust then Ranger, Gwen and Holocaust left the room.

“Woooo! Yeah!” shouted Gwen “thanks sooo much Ranger and we couldn't have done it without you Holocaust thanks”

“No prob” said Ranger

“Yeah I'm happy to help” said Holocaust “ill see you around” he said going into his room.

“Hey umm Ranger?”

“Yeah?”

“Well, ya know in there we were pretending to go out?…”

“Umm, How about we go on a date…for real?”

“wow..umm ok”

Gwen Embraced Ranger in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong kiss…..

 

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