Fan Fiction ❯ The Titans' Big Mission ❯ Journey to Slade ( Chapter 1 )

By: Vampire King
The Titans are going to travel to Slade's hideout, but they have to overcome obstacles.

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When there's trouble you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!

When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!

With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!

They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop �till the job gets done
'Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!

1.. 2.. 3.. 4....
Teen Titans!

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Yay! The first chapter (not counting the prologue) is up now! I'll try and make them longer as we go by. For now, the Titans are going to Slade's place. What will they encounter along the way? READ AND REVIEW!

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-Titans tower...

Robin: Everyone packed up for the trip?

Starfire: Oh, yes, I am! *brings out an extremely large Beast Boy T-Rex size backpack*

Robin: There's no way that will fit in the T-Car!

Beast Boy: Yeah....WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?! We're going in the ricketty T-Car?

Cyborg: Hey, Mr. Animal, CUT IT OUT!! The car is the new way of Teen Titans' transportation! And we're going on it, no matter what you say!

Beast Boy: Oh, yeah, then I quit the Teen Titans!

Starfire: (with horrified look) Oh, no, Beast Boy, you cannot leave? Who will throw up on Raven and me then?

Robin: IS EVERYONE READY SO WE CAN JUST MOVE ON OR WHAT?

Cyborg: *sees Raven* Hey, Raven, where's your stuff? We're leaving in 1.12341 seconds!!

Raven: I have it.

Cyborg: Show it to me!!

Raven: You don't want to see.

Cyborg: Oh, yes I do!

-Raven turns into a Raven bird. Suddenly, all went dark as she brought out the true might of her powers...

Cyborg: Uh...

Raven: *eyes flare* TOO LATE BONZO! In this mirror my luggage is, and the mirror all of you Titans will be trapped into!

Cyborg: No no, sorry, Rae-rae-

Raven: NO ONE CALLS ME THAT YOU BASTARD!

Robin: Wow, I never knew Raven could-

Beast Boy: WHOAAAAA!

-Sadly, before the trip has even started, all the Titans have already been trapped in Raven, which will cause a major delay. The expected time to get in the car was 3:00 PM. It was currently 1:00 PM.

Beast Boy: You bastard! What have you done!

Cyborg: If you hadn't interfered with me, we wouldn't be like this! You'r the one who should be a bastard!

Robin: TITANS! SHUT UP!

Starfire: Robin, that's not what you're supposed to say!

-Suddenly, all of them finally appear in Raven's world, dark on a rock in space. Suddenly, EVIL BIRDS COME ALL OVER!

Robin: Titans! Kill!

-Meanwhile, Slade's robots were having a chat in the entrance of a mountain...

Robot #1: So I said to her....will you date me?

Robot #2: And what did she say?

Robot #1: Nothing you bastard-

Vampire King: Can we stop saying the word bastard in here?!?

Robot #2: You're no fun!

Vampire King: Hey, I created this PG 13 story, and I choose how it goes! Back to the story...

Robot #1: Nothing...because toasters don't talk!

Robot #2: What?! A TOASTER was your date?

Robot #1: (quivers) don't hurt me...she looked so neat...

Robot #2: You dragged us all over here to say that? I'll kill you! *knocks robot 1 off mountain and into mud*

Robot #1: What?! No! help!! *system breaks down*

Robot #2: *scoots dirt out and opens a hidden safe* Yep, girl, we really fooled him this time!

-Wasn't it coincidence that there was a toaster in that safe? meanwhile, back at the ranch...I don't mean a cow one..aw forget it!

Robin: Kill them all!

-Soon, the weak birds all trapped the even weaker and old Titans

Robin: What? How could they defeat us?!

Beast Boy: You gave the wrong order, dummy!

Master Raven: Shut up! We will take you to the prision!

Starfire: *quivers* w-w-wh-here?

Robin: Don't worry, Blackfire, I'll save you!

Starfire: BLACKFIRE?!?

Robin: OOps! I mean Starfire! Starfire!

Master Raven: I am not sure where the prision is...I won't waste my valuable time doing that!

Robin: Then how the hell do you know that you are headed in the right direction? ha!

Master Raven: Because we are not even going to the prision! We are going to...THE TORTURE ROOM!

Starfire: Speedy! *clutches robin* Help!!

Robin: SPEEDY?!?

Starfire: OOps! I mean...Robin! Robin Robin!

Master Raven: We are in the Torture Room created by little cute fluffy bunnies!

Robin: No way! Titans, kill the cute, lovely, fluffy bunnies!!

-BLAH BLAH BLAH....They kill them...don't worry, the Titans aren't evil. They only stunned them, just enough time to get away!

Cyborg: (Once they were away) Okay, how do we get out of this dang-blasted place?

-Suddenly, a wall chart appeared out of nowhere. Suddenly, a voice sounded like Raven.

Raven: Choose the color Raven you want to help you....

Cyborg: Okay, you mean like in the episode "Nevermore?" Okay, I get it...uh, orange?

-Orange Raven comes out.

Cyborg: What do you do? What does orange do?

Orange Raven: BUUUUURRRRP!!

Robin: He said....what do you do?

Orange Raven: BURRRRRRPPPP!!

Cyborg: THAT'S ENOUGH! SHOW ME OR ELSE!!

Orange Raven: BUUUURRRRP!

-Suddenly, she went somwhere....

Robin: Titans, follow!

Starfire: Okay, Speed-ROBIN! ROBIN!

-so the followed.....and, incredibly, the orange raven led them to....no, I don't think I should tell you. She led them somewhere horryfing.....something dreadful! You'll have nightmares for the rest of your life!
Do you REALLY want to know? Well, don't blame me when you have nightmares for the rest of your life. She led them to...

Orange Raven: MCDONALDS!! MCDONALDS!! BUUUUURRRRPS!

Beast Boy: Enough! Lets choose a different Raven! I want-

Starfire: Blue, my favorite color!

Cyborg: No, that's the-

-Blue Raven appears and the Orange Raven and the nightmare McDonalds disappear.

Starfire: WELCOME RAVEN!!

Blue Raven: (quivers SO MUCH! shrinks!) help!

Cyborg: THAT'S THE TIMID RAVEN!! SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING!!

Blue Raven: WAAAAH!!! WAHHHHH!

Beast Boy: LETS CHOOSE THE GREEN ONE!

-the Blue Raven (WAAAH!) disappears and the Green Raven takes over!

Green Raven: Never fear! Pink Raven is here!

Cyborg: You mean the green one.

Green Raven: Oh, sorry, anyway, I am BRAVE! I WILL SAVE THE WORLD!

-BLAH BLAH BLAH She saves the world. I wont write that stuff (readers often think that part is tedious so we'll just do fast forward...).

Green Raven: Yes! Done! Ask me anything! I am so brave! I can do anything!

Cyborg: Oh, really?

Green Raven: Yep! Just name it!

Cyborg: I dare you to take off your clothes!

Green Raven: Yes! I, the brave Pink-I mean Green, will now take my clothes!

-Okay, I could tell you that stuff, but its PG 13...*sniff*

-SUDDENLY, THERE WAS A FLASH...and the Titans were in Titans tower.

Raven: I heard and saw everything...

Beast Boy: Oh, boy, Cyborg is toast...

Cyborg: Spare me, my lord...

Raven: CYBORRRRRRRRG!!

-Okay, after Cyborg was brutally tortured by the surging evil Purple Raven, Robin decided to give it a rest and he now proclaimed...Beast Boy! The leader of the Titans! It was 5:00 PM before they could finally go. Cyborg was too brutally beaten up to drive, so it was no wonder that by the time they had reached Slade's mountain (17 hours later) the car was completely in ruins because Robin carelessly made Beast Boy the driver.
So now, they finally reached Slade's mountain, and with no robots guarding (Robot #2 made out with the toaster), the Titans went in (with trouble-Beast Boy and Cyborg were not yet recovered) and the journey to Slade has begun!

TO BE CONTINUED...


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Okay, chapter 1 is done! I hope y'all liked it! There's a lot you can put in one story!
I don't know how long the series will last, but it will be a while. Please review if you read this (I don't care if they are good or bad).

What will the Titans encounter in Slade's mountain of evil fluffy bunnies-I mean harmless toaster-loving robots? You get information...in the next part of the Titans' Big mission!
Howdy!

Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Action | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 08.18.2004 | Updated On: 08.31.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 745 | Visits: 286 | Status: Completed