Fan Fiction ❯ The Titans' Big Mission ❯ Beginning of Slade Stakes ( Chapter 3 )
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By: Vampire King 
Chapter 3!
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Whopee! Guess what guys? I’m back and ready and this chapter 3 will be fun to read (I hope).
Okay, the title of this chapter will be....come on, I need a name....um...how about, nah, not that, WHAT CAN I CALL THIS CHAPTER? Hm..Aha! I have gotten an idea! The name of this chapter will be...uh...
Readers: Will you knock it off?
Vampire king: Okay, the name of this chapter is...Beginning of Slade Stakes! Booya!
Readers: Wow! Cool!
Okay, in this chapter, after long last, the Titans will FINALLY enter Slade’s mountain. The Lousy Assistant (I KNOW HE APPEARS IN EVERY CHAPTER!!) Will give them all lousy instructions (obviously), on how to get through this mountain. The adventure now begins for real!
This chapter will have violence, humor, and love.
The Titans will learn they have to battle throughout various stages (kind of like in the action video games-but this isn’t a video game!) To reach the top, where they will meet Slade and face him off, once and for all.
To Be-
Oh, sorry, didn’t realize that this was just the beginning of the story. Now, let the story begin!
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Previously on the Titans’ Big Mission...
Blackfire appeared and challenged Starfire to a fight, and the winner of this match will be able to have Robin as their boyfriend and the loser will be with Beast Boy, allright? Soon, they are both struck by lightning and sent to the ground, where the Titans go over and see who survived...
Meanwhile, Slade is watching all of this, and as the Lousy Assistant makes yet another mistake, he gets mad and the Lousy Assistant and he come up with another baby-ish plan in their futile efforts to make the Titans fail....now let the introduction song begin!
When there's trouble you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!
With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop ‘till the job gets done
'Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!
1.. 2.. 3.. 4....
Teen Titans!
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Robin: Hurry, guys, find out who survived immediately!
Raven: This is another chapter...when I get to unveil my surprise...
Robin: Uh, Raven? That’s supposed to be my prize.
Raven: Oh, sorry...
Beast Boy: Am I your prize?
Raven: *blushes* well... *blushes even harder*
Robin: Okay....Starfire! Your eyes are open!
Starfire: Ugh.... *moans and says something,* Robin....................robin......................come here with me...........
Robin: Yes! I got Starfire! I GOT STARFIRE! TRA LALALALA I GOT STARFIRE.....
Cyborg: Will you cut it out?
Robin: Hey, Tin man! You need to learn about girls a bit more! No wonder you were always solitary and single...
Cyborg: Well I guess I’ll learn right now...
Robin: How?
Cyborg: Well, look! Starfire’s bikini is right into my hand...so is Blackfire’s.
Robin: WAHHH! YOU STOLE MY SURPRISE! WAHHH, BAD CYBORG!
Vampire King: Okay...so by being struck by lightning, Starfire and Blackfire both lost their bikinis? How too normal...
Beast Boy: Buzz off, VK, I have Raven, not you!
Vampire King: Hey! Whoever said that I wanted Raven?
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah...
Cyborg: *looking at their bare chest* What are those things? *points at Starfire’s -------------*
Robin: I can’t believe you don’t even know something like that! Even Raven’s two-year old daughter knows that!
Beast Boy: *looks at Raven* What?!? You ARE MARRIED ALREADY! NONONONO! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME....no no no!
Raven: Robin! DO YOU NEED ME TO GIVE YOU A LECTURE ABOUT MY SECRETS! Your detective skills are just too great for me...
Beast Boy: Don’t you start!
Vampire King: Meanwhile, Slade was still in a bad temper...
Slade: I AM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD! NO ONE HAD BETTER BE SNEAKING UP ON ME!
Lousy Assistant: (surprisingly was sneaking up on him) Um.....Sorry?
Slade: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU YOU LOUSY ASSISTANT? YOU’RE FIRED! And I really need to have a chat with Vampire King about how to get rid of him-
Vampire King: Ta-daaa! What’s up Quade? I mean Slade?
Slade: CAN YOU JUST GET RID OF THIS LOUSY ASSISTANT? I asked him not to appear in any of the chapters, and here he is yet again!
Vampire King: Sorry about that...
Slade: YOU’RE JUST SORRY?
Vampire King: Yes I am! The Lousy Assistant is part of the story! And if you continue to argue with me, you will not be part of this story! Understood?
Slade: But-
Vampire King: Lets see what the audience has to say...
Audience: BAD SLADE, BAD SLADE!
Vampire King: It seems like that they enjoy me more than you, so....
Slade: ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT!
Vampire King: Bye bye Quade.
Slade: Gr...I will show that guy a lesson...
Lousy Assistant: What lesson?
Slade: Get back to work, will you?
Lousy Assistant: But there’s no work here and besides-
Slade: NEVER ARGUE WITH ME!
Lousy Assistant: I don’t even get paid...
Slade: I know you don’t so save your complaint!
Lousy Assistant: Shall I activate Plan XXX I was going to do in last chapter?
Slade: Yes! Begin.....the Levels and Stakes of Death!
Vampire King: (proud) That’s why this chapter’s title is as it is...now if we could just get back to the Titans...
Robin: (after putting on Starfire’s bikini again) Okay, Starfire. Good as new!
Starfire: (kisses and hugs Robin and doing stuff of that sort...) Oh, thank you Robin, for putting my grebnak cover on again! I feared it would be lost forever!
Raven: So....is that what its called in Tamaran language?
Starfire: As for Blackfire (eyes flare)...
Robin: Don’t worry, we’ll leave her there, she won’t bother us again.
Starfire: Good.
Beast Boy: Do you want us to put on her grennack cover-
Robin: Its pronounced Greblacking cover!
Raven: No, it’s the trebak cover, idiots!
Cyborg: You’re all wrong! It’s the gellack cover!
Beast Boy: No its not!
Raven: Oh yes it is! Who dares to fight with me!
Cyborg: I will!
Beast Boy: And I shall assist in the brutiality!
Robin: (looms away from the fights and goes to Starfire) Well, Star, looks like the Titans are back at it again.
Starfire: (leans over Robin) Yes, and thankfully, you are not joining the fight.
Robin: I just wish they would stop....
Starfire: Well at least we have peace and quiet...
Beast Boy: I already told you! I’m right! Your wrong! I’m big! Your small! (Looks at Cyborg) EEP! How on earth did you get 6 feet tall!
Raven: I am right. I am Raven. I am perfection.
Cyborg: I rule the world! Booya!
Beast Boy: Loserville. Population: Cyborg.
Cyborg: What did you just say?
Raven: Your jokes are not funny, Beast Boy!
Vampire King: While Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy were fighting in front of Slade’s mountain, and Robin and Starfire were making out, none of the Titans had noticed that Slade’s Lousy Assistant (who was once again fired by a surging Slade), had crept up in front of the mountain to give them instructions. When he saw them fighting, he thought they really needed an attitide lesson.
Lousy Assistant: ..........
Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy: BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Robin, Starfire: KISS KISS KISS!
Lousy Assistant: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
-Suddenly, all the Titans stopped fighting.
Beast Boy: Uh, dude, who the heck are you?
Cyborg: Yeah! *aims cannon*
Robin *aims chainsaw*
Starfire: I never knew you had a chainsaw, Robin.
Robin: My newest weapon! A bit too large for my utility belt, but... *aims*
Lousy Assistant: Hey, take it easy, Titans!
Robin: We never go soft on anyone! *aims his chainsaw so that it is 1 centimeter away from the Lousy Assistant*
Lousy Assistant: I have a message for you guys.
Robin: Well spit it out immediately!
Lousy Assistant: *spits*
Robin: That’s not what I meant, idiot!
Lousy Assistant: Well what do you mean?
Robin: Just tell us what the message is!
Lousy Assistant: Okay, uh.. *grabs paper from pocket.*
Robin: Man, this is going to take forever!
Cyborg: Come one whoever you are! Just read what the paper says!
Lousy Assistant: My nickname is a Lousy Assistant.
Robin: Well, that makes sense.
Lousy Assistant: Okay, it’s time for the Stakes of Death! Commanded by... Slade Wilson!
Robin: JUST HOLD ON A SECOND! SLADE?!?
Lousy Assistant: Yes, I am his girlfrie - I mean Lousy Assistant. I will tell you what you have to do.
Robin: Well we don’t have all day. Spit it-no no just tell us.
Lousy Assistant: This mountain is 5 stories high.
Beast Boy: It looks much taller than that.
Lousy Assistant: Because each floor has immense height! They are like 50 feet high!
Starfire: That’s nothing compared to Titans Tower..
Lousy Assistant: To reach Slade and figure out what he is doing, you must first earn the right to see him.
Robin: I’ve already earned the right! What do I have to do?
Lousy Assistant: You see, on each floor is a level. The levels overall are called....darn what was it called... *looks into paper* AHA!
Raven: *Yawns*
Lousy Assistant: They are called Slade Stakes Levels! On the first floor is Slade Stakes Level 1. You must pass that level in order to advance to the next level, where it will get harder every level. Trust me. You do not want to lose.
Cyborg: Aah, so it’s like a video game! Eh, simple! I am the Champion video game player in Titans Tower!
Beast Boy: @$$!
Cyborg: What?
Beast Boy: You are totally NOT the best! Everyone knows that I rule the quideo games!
Raven: (scoff) And you can’t even say ‘video.’ What’s ‘Quideo?’
Beast Boy: Raven, you’re supposed to be on my side!
Robin: No no, all of you stink! I am the best! I have the high score!
Cyborg: Only because there was an error in the program that made you finish the race before everyone else!
Robin: (makes a face) Heh, well TOO BAD! Luck is part of a skill!
Lousy Assistant: CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO OUR PLEASANT CONVERSATION WE WERE HAVING ABOUT THE SLADE STAKES OF DEATH?
Starfire: Sorry. Please continue.
Lousy Assistant: Warning-the levels are not as easy as you think. You might be able to clear away one or two of them, but never five!
Robin: Oh yeah, well we’re the TITANS! You know who to call..Teen Titans! We never stop until we get the job done and we won’t give up, right Titans?
Titans Except Robin: Eh...YEAH! RIGHT! *gosh, that was a close one...*
Robin: I heard that!
Lousy Assistant: Once again, we are veering off-topic and I must get on or Slade will get mad.
Cyborg: He’s always mad!
Lousy Assistant: No, not always. Once he was dancing naked with a female toaster...
Vampire King: Hey, I’m back in the story! AWRIGHT! So, anyway, as you might have guessed, Slade happened to be watching all of this...
Slade: I SO DID NOT GO OUT NAKED WITH A DANCING TOASTER! THAT LOUSY ASSISTANT OF MINE WILL SOON PAY THE PRICE...
Lousy Assistant: What’s up Slade?
Slade: I SO DID NOT GO OUT NAKED WITH A DANCING TOASTER! THAT-hey! You’re supposed to be guiding the Teen Titans in the mountain!
Lousy Assistant: I heard you tell my name-
Slade: How could you do that? I was 5 stories up higher!
Lousy Assistant: Slade, Slade, you need to have more sense in life! This is cartoon! And the impossible is...the possible.
Slade: What the heck are you talking about?
Lousy Assistant: Imagination...
Slade: Enough of this! SHUT UP! YOU’RE FIRED!
Lousy Assistant: Did I already get fired in this chapter? Forgive my Lousy Memory...
Slade: Hey! Where did you leave the Titans!
Lousy Assistant: I told them to wait for me while I was counseling you.
Slade: WHAT? DON’T YOU KNOW! THE TITANS WILL SNEAK IN! THEY NEVER TELL THE TRUTH AND THEY WON’T WAIT LIKE THEY SAID! Get it? They could be creating a plan!
Lousy Assistant: Oopsie...
Slade: You will pay for this! All I have to do is convince Vampire King to give you a nickname...
Vampire King: How are you doing, Charlie the Tuna?
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Slade: What did you just call me...
Vampire King: I was talking to the Lousy Assistant, not you, Slade.
Slade: What? Oh...
Slade/Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lousy Assistant: What?
Slade: Okay, from now on, for the remainder of this chapter, your nickname is Charlie the Tuna!
Lousy Assistant-wait, no... Charlie the Tuna: Oh, what a nice name!
Slade: HAHAHAHA! THAT CRACKS ME UP!
Charlie the Tuna: *goes to the Titans and surprisingly sees them still there*
Robin: Finally, now get on with the news Lousy Assistant!
Charlie the Tuna: My name isn’t the Lousy Assistant in this chapter. Its Charlie the Tuna.
Robin: Oh...
Titans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raven: Okay... (smiles) come on... *tries to stop herself from laughing* ugh...AW WHAT THE HECK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charlie the Tuna: Okay, here is what you have to do. Each level, there is a game. I will guide you through each level, and I’ll tell you the instructions. If you win the first level, you go on to the second level which is on the second floor, and so on. Once you go to level 5, on the 5th floor, you will encounter Slade Wilson, a criminal mastermind! And he will defeat you all badly! MUAHAHAHA!!
Robin: Tell him this-the Titans never back down and never will!
Charlie the Tuna: Blah blah, whatever! However, if any of the Titans cannot pass the levels (sometimes 3 people make it-2 do not or any other way...), the ones that did pass shall advance, however, the ones that didn’t pass shall be carried away to the torture room! They will not be tortured until every one of you lose! However, if one Titan manages to defeat Slade, he or she will have the chance to free his friends...before I DROP THEM ON SOME SLADE STAKES! THEY SHALL DIE! HA HA HA!
Robin: What? Never!
Starfire: Yes, we will not fail this!
Charile the Tuna: Well well, if you think you’re really ready...let the challenge begin! NOW, OPEN THE DOORS TO ENTER...THE SLADE STAKES OF DEATH!
Vampire King: And so the Titans have finally entered the walls of the mountain where Slade is hatching his wicked evil plot to rule the world. Here are the Titans’ thoughts right before they all enter the mountain:
Raven: (thinking) Once I get through this, I will stop Slade and make him beg for mercy!
Beast Boy: (thinking) I will win this game and prove to Cyborg, Robin, and Charlie the Tuna that I am the master of games!
Cyborg: (thinking) I am the strongest of all the Titans, in which here I have an advantage. I will win!
Starfire: (thinking) I have to win this game at all costs, or all of my friends could be in danger!
Robin: (thinking) Slade, it comes down to this. At last, I’m in your mountain. Your pathetic games and obstacles won’t stop me! My friends and I will never give up, and I will go through all of your levels to meet you at the top. You will fall and beg for my mercy, and I will not give it to you! You have messed up with us long enough! And I’m going to stop you, no matter what!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Okay, so now it finally begins. The Titans will enter the mountain, and who knows what they wil encounter there! Slade’s ideas are now being revealed! Will the Titans Make it? Who doesn’t? It all comes down to these games...
Please continue to read this fic. We have now gotten to the good part of this-so stay tuned for the next chapter of...the Titans’ Big Mission!
The Next chapter is expected to be up by September 5th.
-Vampire King.
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Chapter 3!
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Whopee! Guess what guys? I’m back and ready and this chapter 3 will be fun to read (I hope).
Okay, the title of this chapter will be....come on, I need a name....um...how about, nah, not that, WHAT CAN I CALL THIS CHAPTER? Hm..Aha! I have gotten an idea! The name of this chapter will be...uh...
Readers: Will you knock it off?
Vampire king: Okay, the name of this chapter is...Beginning of Slade Stakes! Booya!
Readers: Wow! Cool!
Okay, in this chapter, after long last, the Titans will FINALLY enter Slade’s mountain. The Lousy Assistant (I KNOW HE APPEARS IN EVERY CHAPTER!!) Will give them all lousy instructions (obviously), on how to get through this mountain. The adventure now begins for real!
This chapter will have violence, humor, and love.
The Titans will learn they have to battle throughout various stages (kind of like in the action video games-but this isn’t a video game!) To reach the top, where they will meet Slade and face him off, once and for all.
To Be-
Oh, sorry, didn’t realize that this was just the beginning of the story. Now, let the story begin!
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Previously on the Titans’ Big Mission...
Blackfire appeared and challenged Starfire to a fight, and the winner of this match will be able to have Robin as their boyfriend and the loser will be with Beast Boy, allright? Soon, they are both struck by lightning and sent to the ground, where the Titans go over and see who survived...
Meanwhile, Slade is watching all of this, and as the Lousy Assistant makes yet another mistake, he gets mad and the Lousy Assistant and he come up with another baby-ish plan in their futile efforts to make the Titans fail....now let the introduction song begin!
When there's trouble you know who to call
Teen Titans!
From their tower, they can see it all
Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack
You can rest knowing they got your back
'Cuz when the world needs heroes on patrol
Teen Titans GO!
With their superpowers they unite
Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they liked
Teen Titans!
They've got the bad guys on the run
They never stop ‘till the job gets done
'Cuz when the world is losin' all control
Teen Titans GO!
1.. 2.. 3.. 4....
Teen Titans!
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Robin: Hurry, guys, find out who survived immediately!
Raven: This is another chapter...when I get to unveil my surprise...
Robin: Uh, Raven? That’s supposed to be my prize.
Raven: Oh, sorry...
Beast Boy: Am I your prize?
Raven: *blushes* well... *blushes even harder*
Robin: Okay....Starfire! Your eyes are open!
Starfire: Ugh.... *moans and says something,* Robin....................robin......................come here with me...........
Robin: Yes! I got Starfire! I GOT STARFIRE! TRA LALALALA I GOT STARFIRE.....
Cyborg: Will you cut it out?
Robin: Hey, Tin man! You need to learn about girls a bit more! No wonder you were always solitary and single...
Cyborg: Well I guess I’ll learn right now...
Robin: How?
Cyborg: Well, look! Starfire’s bikini is right into my hand...so is Blackfire’s.
Robin: WAHHH! YOU STOLE MY SURPRISE! WAHHH, BAD CYBORG!
Vampire King: Okay...so by being struck by lightning, Starfire and Blackfire both lost their bikinis? How too normal...
Beast Boy: Buzz off, VK, I have Raven, not you!
Vampire King: Hey! Whoever said that I wanted Raven?
Beast Boy: Oh, yeah...
Cyborg: *looking at their bare chest* What are those things? *points at Starfire’s -------------*
Robin: I can’t believe you don’t even know something like that! Even Raven’s two-year old daughter knows that!
Beast Boy: *looks at Raven* What?!? You ARE MARRIED ALREADY! NONONONO! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME....no no no!
Raven: Robin! DO YOU NEED ME TO GIVE YOU A LECTURE ABOUT MY SECRETS! Your detective skills are just too great for me...
Beast Boy: Don’t you start!
Vampire King: Meanwhile, Slade was still in a bad temper...
Slade: I AM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD! NO ONE HAD BETTER BE SNEAKING UP ON ME!
Lousy Assistant: (surprisingly was sneaking up on him) Um.....Sorry?
Slade: WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU YOU LOUSY ASSISTANT? YOU’RE FIRED! And I really need to have a chat with Vampire King about how to get rid of him-
Vampire King: Ta-daaa! What’s up Quade? I mean Slade?
Slade: CAN YOU JUST GET RID OF THIS LOUSY ASSISTANT? I asked him not to appear in any of the chapters, and here he is yet again!
Vampire King: Sorry about that...
Slade: YOU’RE JUST SORRY?
Vampire King: Yes I am! The Lousy Assistant is part of the story! And if you continue to argue with me, you will not be part of this story! Understood?
Slade: But-
Vampire King: Lets see what the audience has to say...
Audience: BAD SLADE, BAD SLADE!
Vampire King: It seems like that they enjoy me more than you, so....
Slade: ALLRIGHT, ALLRIGHT!
Vampire King: Bye bye Quade.
Slade: Gr...I will show that guy a lesson...
Lousy Assistant: What lesson?
Slade: Get back to work, will you?
Lousy Assistant: But there’s no work here and besides-
Slade: NEVER ARGUE WITH ME!
Lousy Assistant: I don’t even get paid...
Slade: I know you don’t so save your complaint!
Lousy Assistant: Shall I activate Plan XXX I was going to do in last chapter?
Slade: Yes! Begin.....the Levels and Stakes of Death!
Vampire King: (proud) That’s why this chapter’s title is as it is...now if we could just get back to the Titans...
Robin: (after putting on Starfire’s bikini again) Okay, Starfire. Good as new!
Starfire: (kisses and hugs Robin and doing stuff of that sort...) Oh, thank you Robin, for putting my grebnak cover on again! I feared it would be lost forever!
Raven: So....is that what its called in Tamaran language?
Starfire: As for Blackfire (eyes flare)...
Robin: Don’t worry, we’ll leave her there, she won’t bother us again.
Starfire: Good.
Beast Boy: Do you want us to put on her grennack cover-
Robin: Its pronounced Greblacking cover!
Raven: No, it’s the trebak cover, idiots!
Cyborg: You’re all wrong! It’s the gellack cover!
Beast Boy: No its not!
Raven: Oh yes it is! Who dares to fight with me!
Cyborg: I will!
Beast Boy: And I shall assist in the brutiality!
Robin: (looms away from the fights and goes to Starfire) Well, Star, looks like the Titans are back at it again.
Starfire: (leans over Robin) Yes, and thankfully, you are not joining the fight.
Robin: I just wish they would stop....
Starfire: Well at least we have peace and quiet...
Beast Boy: I already told you! I’m right! Your wrong! I’m big! Your small! (Looks at Cyborg) EEP! How on earth did you get 6 feet tall!
Raven: I am right. I am Raven. I am perfection.
Cyborg: I rule the world! Booya!
Beast Boy: Loserville. Population: Cyborg.
Cyborg: What did you just say?
Raven: Your jokes are not funny, Beast Boy!
Vampire King: While Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy were fighting in front of Slade’s mountain, and Robin and Starfire were making out, none of the Titans had noticed that Slade’s Lousy Assistant (who was once again fired by a surging Slade), had crept up in front of the mountain to give them instructions. When he saw them fighting, he thought they really needed an attitide lesson.
Lousy Assistant: ..........
Raven, Cyborg, Beast Boy: BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Robin, Starfire: KISS KISS KISS!
Lousy Assistant: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!
-Suddenly, all the Titans stopped fighting.
Beast Boy: Uh, dude, who the heck are you?
Cyborg: Yeah! *aims cannon*
Robin *aims chainsaw*
Starfire: I never knew you had a chainsaw, Robin.
Robin: My newest weapon! A bit too large for my utility belt, but... *aims*
Lousy Assistant: Hey, take it easy, Titans!
Robin: We never go soft on anyone! *aims his chainsaw so that it is 1 centimeter away from the Lousy Assistant*
Lousy Assistant: I have a message for you guys.
Robin: Well spit it out immediately!
Lousy Assistant: *spits*
Robin: That’s not what I meant, idiot!
Lousy Assistant: Well what do you mean?
Robin: Just tell us what the message is!
Lousy Assistant: Okay, uh.. *grabs paper from pocket.*
Robin: Man, this is going to take forever!
Cyborg: Come one whoever you are! Just read what the paper says!
Lousy Assistant: My nickname is a Lousy Assistant.
Robin: Well, that makes sense.
Lousy Assistant: Okay, it’s time for the Stakes of Death! Commanded by... Slade Wilson!
Robin: JUST HOLD ON A SECOND! SLADE?!?
Lousy Assistant: Yes, I am his girlfrie - I mean Lousy Assistant. I will tell you what you have to do.
Robin: Well we don’t have all day. Spit it-no no just tell us.
Lousy Assistant: This mountain is 5 stories high.
Beast Boy: It looks much taller than that.
Lousy Assistant: Because each floor has immense height! They are like 50 feet high!
Starfire: That’s nothing compared to Titans Tower..
Lousy Assistant: To reach Slade and figure out what he is doing, you must first earn the right to see him.
Robin: I’ve already earned the right! What do I have to do?
Lousy Assistant: You see, on each floor is a level. The levels overall are called....darn what was it called... *looks into paper* AHA!
Raven: *Yawns*
Lousy Assistant: They are called Slade Stakes Levels! On the first floor is Slade Stakes Level 1. You must pass that level in order to advance to the next level, where it will get harder every level. Trust me. You do not want to lose.
Cyborg: Aah, so it’s like a video game! Eh, simple! I am the Champion video game player in Titans Tower!
Beast Boy: @$$!
Cyborg: What?
Beast Boy: You are totally NOT the best! Everyone knows that I rule the quideo games!
Raven: (scoff) And you can’t even say ‘video.’ What’s ‘Quideo?’
Beast Boy: Raven, you’re supposed to be on my side!
Robin: No no, all of you stink! I am the best! I have the high score!
Cyborg: Only because there was an error in the program that made you finish the race before everyone else!
Robin: (makes a face) Heh, well TOO BAD! Luck is part of a skill!
Lousy Assistant: CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO OUR PLEASANT CONVERSATION WE WERE HAVING ABOUT THE SLADE STAKES OF DEATH?
Starfire: Sorry. Please continue.
Lousy Assistant: Warning-the levels are not as easy as you think. You might be able to clear away one or two of them, but never five!
Robin: Oh yeah, well we’re the TITANS! You know who to call..Teen Titans! We never stop until we get the job done and we won’t give up, right Titans?
Titans Except Robin: Eh...YEAH! RIGHT! *gosh, that was a close one...*
Robin: I heard that!
Lousy Assistant: Once again, we are veering off-topic and I must get on or Slade will get mad.
Cyborg: He’s always mad!
Lousy Assistant: No, not always. Once he was dancing naked with a female toaster...
Vampire King: Hey, I’m back in the story! AWRIGHT! So, anyway, as you might have guessed, Slade happened to be watching all of this...
Slade: I SO DID NOT GO OUT NAKED WITH A DANCING TOASTER! THAT LOUSY ASSISTANT OF MINE WILL SOON PAY THE PRICE...
Lousy Assistant: What’s up Slade?
Slade: I SO DID NOT GO OUT NAKED WITH A DANCING TOASTER! THAT-hey! You’re supposed to be guiding the Teen Titans in the mountain!
Lousy Assistant: I heard you tell my name-
Slade: How could you do that? I was 5 stories up higher!
Lousy Assistant: Slade, Slade, you need to have more sense in life! This is cartoon! And the impossible is...the possible.
Slade: What the heck are you talking about?
Lousy Assistant: Imagination...
Slade: Enough of this! SHUT UP! YOU’RE FIRED!
Lousy Assistant: Did I already get fired in this chapter? Forgive my Lousy Memory...
Slade: Hey! Where did you leave the Titans!
Lousy Assistant: I told them to wait for me while I was counseling you.
Slade: WHAT? DON’T YOU KNOW! THE TITANS WILL SNEAK IN! THEY NEVER TELL THE TRUTH AND THEY WON’T WAIT LIKE THEY SAID! Get it? They could be creating a plan!
Lousy Assistant: Oopsie...
Slade: You will pay for this! All I have to do is convince Vampire King to give you a nickname...
Vampire King: How are you doing, Charlie the Tuna?
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Slade: What did you just call me...
Vampire King: I was talking to the Lousy Assistant, not you, Slade.
Slade: What? Oh...
Slade/Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lousy Assistant: What?
Slade: Okay, from now on, for the remainder of this chapter, your nickname is Charlie the Tuna!
Lousy Assistant-wait, no... Charlie the Tuna: Oh, what a nice name!
Slade: HAHAHAHA! THAT CRACKS ME UP!
Charlie the Tuna: *goes to the Titans and surprisingly sees them still there*
Robin: Finally, now get on with the news Lousy Assistant!
Charlie the Tuna: My name isn’t the Lousy Assistant in this chapter. Its Charlie the Tuna.
Robin: Oh...
Titans: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Raven: Okay... (smiles) come on... *tries to stop herself from laughing* ugh...AW WHAT THE HECK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Charlie the Tuna: Okay, here is what you have to do. Each level, there is a game. I will guide you through each level, and I’ll tell you the instructions. If you win the first level, you go on to the second level which is on the second floor, and so on. Once you go to level 5, on the 5th floor, you will encounter Slade Wilson, a criminal mastermind! And he will defeat you all badly! MUAHAHAHA!!
Robin: Tell him this-the Titans never back down and never will!
Charlie the Tuna: Blah blah, whatever! However, if any of the Titans cannot pass the levels (sometimes 3 people make it-2 do not or any other way...), the ones that did pass shall advance, however, the ones that didn’t pass shall be carried away to the torture room! They will not be tortured until every one of you lose! However, if one Titan manages to defeat Slade, he or she will have the chance to free his friends...before I DROP THEM ON SOME SLADE STAKES! THEY SHALL DIE! HA HA HA!
Robin: What? Never!
Starfire: Yes, we will not fail this!
Charile the Tuna: Well well, if you think you’re really ready...let the challenge begin! NOW, OPEN THE DOORS TO ENTER...THE SLADE STAKES OF DEATH!
Vampire King: And so the Titans have finally entered the walls of the mountain where Slade is hatching his wicked evil plot to rule the world. Here are the Titans’ thoughts right before they all enter the mountain:
Raven: (thinking) Once I get through this, I will stop Slade and make him beg for mercy!
Beast Boy: (thinking) I will win this game and prove to Cyborg, Robin, and Charlie the Tuna that I am the master of games!
Cyborg: (thinking) I am the strongest of all the Titans, in which here I have an advantage. I will win!
Starfire: (thinking) I have to win this game at all costs, or all of my friends could be in danger!
Robin: (thinking) Slade, it comes down to this. At last, I’m in your mountain. Your pathetic games and obstacles won’t stop me! My friends and I will never give up, and I will go through all of your levels to meet you at the top. You will fall and beg for my mercy, and I will not give it to you! You have messed up with us long enough! And I’m going to stop you, no matter what!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Okay, so now it finally begins. The Titans will enter the mountain, and who knows what they wil encounter there! Slade’s ideas are now being revealed! Will the Titans Make it? Who doesn’t? It all comes down to these games...
Please continue to read this fic. We have now gotten to the good part of this-so stay tuned for the next chapter of...the Titans’ Big Mission!
The Next chapter is expected to be up by September 5th.
-Vampire King.
Anime/Manga: Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Action | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 09.02.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.0K | Visits: 208 | Status: Completed
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