Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ split identities and an interesting name ( Chapter 4 )

Zelda: I don't relate characters or any owned Disclaimer.

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[back in time, three hours after chapter two]

Fairy: What are you waiting for??

Ganondorf: Well . . . uhm . . . I'm not completely sure what I have to do now.

Fairy: -_-*

Ganondorf: . . . .

Fairy: *sigh* Never mind. I mean, I'm your personal fairy so I guess that means I'm here to answer all your questions!

Ganondorf: What's your name?

Fairy: Huh?

Ganondorf: You heard me.

Fairy: My name is . . . Ravi.

Ganondorf: Huh?

Ravi: You heard me!

Ganondorf: Ravi like . . . ravioli?

Ravi: -_-*

Ganondorf: *smirk*

Ravi: [she pulls out a hammer]

Ganondorf: o_o

Ravi: Do you wish to make any comments about my name?

Ganondorf: Uhm . . . it's . . . perfect, beautiful, excellent . . .

Ravi: Just what I thought.

Ganondorf: Anyway, what am I supposed to do now?

Ravi: Well, since YOU are the hero . . . think - what would Link do?

Ganondorf: [puts on a pink dress and a blond wig] Uh, I'm a gay hero and I must save the world! Dadee dadum, yadda yadda . . .

Ravi: o_o**

Ganondorf: La dee da dun da dee da deedeee . . .

Ravi: Oooookay. And . . . erm . . . what else would Link do?

Ganondorf: [he starts strangling himself] Aaargs, die Ganon, die!!!!

Ravi: -_-******

Ganondorf: You won't defeat me!! Yes I will!! No you won't!! Yes I will!! No you won't!! Yes I . . .

Ravi: This guy has serious issues . . .

Ganondorf: [strangled himself too long and faints]

Ravi: *sigh*

[about half an hour later he wakes up]

Ganondorf: Oops, erm . . . shall I continue to be Link?

Ravi: NO!!!!! Please . . . just go and see Zelda.

Ganondorf: See Zelda???? Do you think I'm suicidal???

Ravi: Uhm . . .

Ganondorf: The guards would kill me right away . . .

Ravi: . . . .

Ganondorf: HEY! I've got an idea!!

Ravi: [stares in amazement]

Ganondorf: I'll go to the Kokiri Forest!!

Ravi: (thinks) That's just what I told you 4 hours ago, dumbass!!! (says) Great idea!!

Ganondorf: Yeah, because the Kokiri are weak and small children. It'll be no problem to kill them! Mwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Ravi: -_-*

Ganondorf: Got a problem with that, macaroni?

Ravi: (thinks) DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (says) Let's . . . just . . . go . . .

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