Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ OH THE ANNOYANCE! ( Chapter 11 )

The Disclaimer Scene:

Queenie: Howdy folks! Unfortunately I had to kill my devoted assistant Lunatic Pandora and so-

Lunatic Pandora: I'm not dead!!

Queenie: Uh oh.

Lunatic Pandora: But soon you will be!!! [grabs a chainsaw]

Queenie: O_O

Gamer Kid: DAFT to the rescue!!!!

Queenie: Huh?

Lunatic Pandora: Eh?

Gamer Kid: ATTACK!!!

[Darunia falls out of the sky and squashes Lunatic Pandora]

Lunatic Pandora: ouch . . . totally . . .

Gamer Kid: Mission completed!

Darunia: DAFT - UP UP AND AWAY!!! [they raise their hands and fly away]

Queenie: o.O

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Queenie: Erm, anyway. Here's my new, more devoted assistant Nuna ur business!

Nuna ur business: Morning.

Queenie: Nuna ur business . . . stupid name. Can I call you Freddy?

Nuna ur business: No.

Queenie: Great! So . . . give us a quick summary about the last ten chapters, Freddy!

Nuna ur business: -_-

Queenie: Hey! I'm talking to you, Freddy!

Nuna ur business: -__-

Queenie: FREDDY!!!!

Nuna ur business: §$"§& /(%$=()=/&%$$" §w74 % §$%$$ )&%=)=)%% $$§$U&$/(($!!!!!!

Queenie: o.o

Nuna ur business: So . . . just read the last ten chapters if you wanna know.

Queenie: Erm . . . oooookay.

Nuna ur business: And where's my money?

Queenie: Didn't you read the contract?

Nuna ur business: Eh?

Queenie: I quote: Nuna ur business will only receive her payment if Queenie is allowed to call her Freddy. Quote end.

Nuna ur business: --_--

Queenie: Bad luck, Freddy!

Nuna ur business: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs Lunatic Pandora's chainsaw]

Queenie: Uhm . . . bye folks!! [runs away]

Nuna ur business: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! [runs after her]

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[Temple of Time, Ganondorf's just sitting there]

Ganondorf: bored . . . bored . . . . bored . . . . bored . . . .

- THUNDER! LIGHTNING! -

Ganondorf: Rauru????

Rauru: It is I!

Ganondorf: Yes, I said that you were fat but I meant fat like . . . uhm . . . fat brain . . . intelligent, you know . . . and so . . . . well, I actually . . . erm . . .

Rauru: I'm not here to punish you!

Ganondorf: You're not?

Rauru: No.

Ganondorf: Yayness! ^_^

Rauru: I'm here to give you something important!!

Ganondorf: THE TRIFORCE? *drool*

Rauru: -_-*

Ganondorf: Sorry.

Rauru: Take this!

[he pulls out a huge, glowing hammer and knocks Ganondorf unconscious]

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[meanwhile, in the Lost Woods]

Link+Ravi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaepora Gaebora: HALT! May I know the reason of your loud and permanent screaming?

Link+Ravi: The chicken! The chicken! The chicken!

Kaepora Gaebora: Do not fear! In the Lost Woods the chicken will die and turn into a bush.

Link: Sweeeeeet!

Ravi: Wait a minute! Didn't you die in the last chapter?

Kaepora Gaebora: Why do you know? You weren't there!

Queenie: PLOT HOLES!!!!!

Ravi: Uhm . . . whatever.

Kaepora Gaebora: I came to annoy you, Link!

Ravi: No way! I came to annoy him!

Kaepora Gaebora: I did!

Ravi: I did!

Kaepora Gaebora: I did!

Ravi: I did!

Kaepora Gaebora: But you'll never be as annoying as I am!!

Ravi: That's not true!!! I'm more annoying!!

Kaepora Gaebora: I am!

Ravi: I am!

Kaepora Gaebora: I am!

Ravi: I am!

Kaepora Gaebora: I am!

Ravi: You're not annoying!! You're helpful!

Kaepora Gaebora: I'm not!

Ravi: You're too!

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

Ravi: Are too!

Link: Uuuuuh . . . . pretty butterflies! [he runs after a butterfly]

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

Ravi: Are too!

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

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[in the Temple of Time]

Ganondorf: [is still unconscious]

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[in the Lost Woods]

Link: Butterfly! Wait! [runs after the butterfly]

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[back to Ravi]

Ravi: Are too!

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

Ravi: Are too!

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

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[Temple of Time]

Ganondorf: [still unconscious]

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[Lost Woods]

Link: La da dee dun dun da dee [still running after the butterfly]

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[Ravi & Kaepora Gaebora]

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!

Ravi: Are too!

Kaepora Gaebora: Am not!!

Ravi: ARE TOO! ARE TOO! ARE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Kaepora Gaebora: AM NOOO . . . where's Link?

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[somewhere]

Link: Butterfly . . . butterfly . . . . butterfly . . . .

[the butterfly has a heart attack and dies]

Link: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Temple of Time]

Ganondorf: [I think you get the idea . . . ]

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[Lost Woods]

Kaepora Gaebora: That's your fault!!!

Ravi: No it's not! It's your fault!!

Kaepora Gaebora: Yours!

Ravi: Yours!

Kaepora Gaebora: Yours!

Ravi: Yours!

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[and back to Link]

Link: Uhm . . . .where am I?

Ghoma: Howdy!

Link: YIKES!!! SPIDER!!! [faints]

Ghoma: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Nobody loves me!!!!! *sob*

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[Lost Woods]

Kaepora Gaebora: YOURS!!

Ravi: YOURS!!

Kaepora Gaebora: YOURS!!

Ravi: YOURS!

Kaepora Gaebora: Uhm . . . why don't we just stop and try to find Link?

Ravi: . . . . . . .

Kaepora Gaebora: . . . . . . .

Ravi: Nah . . .

Kaepora Gaebora: . . . . . . .

Ravi: . . . . . . .

Kaepora Gaebora: YOURS!

Ravi: YOURS!

Kaepora Gaebora: YOURS!

Ravi: YOURS!

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