Fan Fiction ❯ The Troublesome Quest For Sanity ❯ the therapy at last!!! ( Chapter 32 )

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[Dr. Frank's house]

Narrator: Now, seven painful years, five agonizing months, two insane weeks and three traumatizing days after chapter one, let us join Dr. Frank's therapy with Ruto, Saria, Darunia, Malon, Talon, Nabooru, Impa, Rauru, Dark Link, Twinrova, Link and Ravi. But wait-

Dr. Frank: Someone's missing!

[two men drag Ganondorf in]

Ganondorf: [in a strait jacket] FOR THE LAST TIME; I'M SANE!!!!

Man1: Yeah, right. And I'm an author.

[the men leave and lock the door]

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[outside]

Man1: [pulls off a mask to reveal himself to be . . .]

Queenie: MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[inside, again - everyone is neatly seated in a chair]

Dr.Frank: Very well. Thanks to Ganondorf Dragmire's afford and money I was able to provide a group therapy for you. So let's start with a little introduction. My name is Dr. Frank and I am your psychiatrist. My hobbies are painting, feeding my cucco and hatching her eggs. Who of you wants to be next?

- silence -

Dr.Frank: Come on! You have to learn to be more extroverted!

- silence -

Dr.Frank: No volunteers? Then I'll have to pick one. Uhm . . . . Talon!

Talon: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . .

Dr.Frank: Okaaaaay. We'll talk about him later. Link, do you want to start?

Link: Coffin yay! My name is moose Link and I-

DarkLink: That's not your moose name!! That's mine!! You apple stole it!!

Link: Did Italy not!!

DarkLink: Did gross national product too!!

Link: Did Italy not!!

DarkLink: Did gross national product too!!

Link: Did Italy not!!

DarkLink: Did gross national product too!!

Dr.Frank: Gentlemen, please!! Let us try to solve our problems peacefully! First of all I think we should skip the introduction. So, what are your problems?

Ganondorf: I'M SANE!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: That's a problem, indeed.

Ganondorf: o__o***

Dr.Frank: Guys!! You have to open up or otherwise this isn't going to work!! Maybe . . . uhm . . . . Saria!!! What are you doing??

Saria: I'm just setting my chair on fire. [does so]

Dr.Frank: Do you want to talk about it?

Saria: No.

Dr.Frank: *sigh* Does anyone want to talk to me?

Malon: Why don't we just skip the talking and get right to the point, honey?

Dr.Frank: o_o***

Rauru: Hungry . . . . . .

Ruto: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalala . . . .

Nabooru: *yawn*

Talon: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Darunia: *sob*

Dr.Frank: How about . . . . we could play a game!

All: EEEWWW!!

Dr.Frank: I'll take this as a yes. Now, I'll give you a catchword and you have to tell me something about it. Okay? Understood?

Twinrova: No.

Link: Huh?

Malon: Bah . . . .

Dr.Frank: Great. Let's start! Uhm . . . . cheese!

DarkLink+Link: EVIL!!!! [they hide behind their chairs]

Rauru: Foooooooooooooooood! *drool*

Nabooru: PARTY!

Dr.Frank: Very good. That's how it works! Next catchword; wood

Saria: Flammable-ness!

Nabooru: PARTY!

DarkLink+Link: EVIL!!!!

Dr.Frank: But . . . . your chairs are wooden too.

DarkLink+Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! [they run around in circles]

Dr.Frank: -_-*

Saria: Neeeeaaaat! [sets Darunia's chair on fire]

Darunia: It's because you hate me, isn't it? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: Calm down everyone. None hates you, Darunia.

Malon: Yeah, I even . . . love you! *wink*

Darunia: But . . . . but . . . my nose looks . . . . funny.

Malon: It does not, sexy alien!

All: Sexy alien?

Talon: [wakes up] THE ALIENS!!! THEY ARE BACK!!!

DarkLink+Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: Why didn't I become a nuclear power plant worker just like my mommy told me?? *sigh*

Ganondorf: Impy, darling! Would you mind opening my strait jacket a bit?

Impa: No!! YOU'RE INSANE!!! YOU'RE EVIL!!! And . . . you're green!!!

Ganondorf: Impy . . . why do you say things like that?

Impa: Because . . . . because . . . . SHE'S FOFCING ME TO!! [points at Twinrova]

Ganondorf: MOM!!!

Twinrova: Huh? Are you okay, honey? Do you want to go home? I can bake you a cake if you want to.

Ganondorf: -_-****

Dr.Frank: Now . . . . Ravi, you haven't said anything yet. Do you want to share your feelings with the rest of the group?

Ravi: . . . . . . . . . .

Dr.Frank: Ravi, are you okay?

Ganondorf: Say, uhm . . . . glass bottles . . . . are they permeable to air?

All: O___O********

Link: You . . . . apple . . . . killed . . . . Ravi!

- silence -

All: WOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

Nabooru: PARTY!

Dr.Frank: Darunia, does this make you feel better?

Darunia: WOOOOOOOORSE!!! *sob*

Dr.Frank: Why's that?

Darunia: Because . . . . because . . . . they . . . they'd also be happy if I'd die!! *sob*

Dr.Frank: I assure you that none wants you to die.

Saria: Yes. We all [tries to set Darunia on fire] like you!

Darunia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: Erm, okay. We'll talk about it later. Malon?

Malon: Yes?

Dr.Frank: Do you know who this guy is? [points at Talon]

Talon: AH!!! SOMEONE'S POINTING AT ME!!! [tries to hide under his chair]

Malon: No, but he looks sexy!!

Dr.Frank: Ugh . . . er, thanks Malon. Talon?

Talon: [dancing around his chair]

Dr.Frank: Talon!!!

Talon: Huh? Me?

Dr.Frank: Yeah, you. Do you have an idea who she is? [points at Malon]

Talon: ALIEN!!! ALIEN!!!

DarkLink+Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: Never mind. I-

Talon: AAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN!!!!! [jumps out of the window and runs away]

Dr.Frank: I knew that this would be a problem. Stupid windows. ORDER!!

[the two men rush in and barricade the windows]

All: Aaaaaaaaaawwwwww!!!!

Dr.Frank: Now, now. The sooner you're sane the sooner you'll get outta here.

Impa: I'm sane!

Dr.Frank: Very well, good bye Impa.

[the two men escort Impa out and lock the door again]

Ganondorf: But . . . . but . . . . I'M SANE TOO!!!

Dr.Frank: Yeah, sure. Tell this to your mom.

Ganondorf: Mom, I'm sane.

Twinrova: I know Ganny, I know.

Dr.Frank: Ruto . . . you're actually surprisingly quiet. I was expecting you to be all hyperactive and evil and to shout Link all the time . . . or something like that.

Ruto: LINK??? HE'S HERE???

Dr.Frank. Erm, yes. He's sitting right next to you.

Link: TRAITOR!!

Ruto: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!!!!

Link: EEP!!

DarkLink: Hehehe . . .

Ruto: MORE LINK!!!

DarkLink: O__O

DarkLink+Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Twinrova: You keep ignoring me! I do not! You do too! I do not! You do too!

Dr.Frank: Twinrova, are you okay?

Twinrova: Koume that is. Kotake!!!! Koume! Kotake! Koume! Kotake!

Dr.Frank: Lady . . . erm . . . ies. Talking to yourself is not what most people would define as sane, so . . .

Twinrova: I've got an idea!! I've got one too!!! [whispers something to herself] TRANSFORMATION!!!!!! [turns into Koume and Kotake]

Ganondorf: Mom! Mom!

Koume: What an excellent idea!

Kotake: Yeah, and it was all mine.

Koume: One second! It was MY idea!!

Kotake: It was mine!!

Koume: MINE!!

Kotake: MINE!!

Koume: MINE!!

Kotake: MINE!!

Dr.Frank: Ladies!!!

Koume+Kotake: Huh?

Dr.Frank: Uhm . . . . since you . . . are two . . . I guess . . . this doesn't count as schizophrenia anymore, so . . . . you're sane!!

Koume+Kotake: YAY!! [they disappear]

Nabooru: PARTY!

Dr.Frank: Nabooru, is it possible, that you are even more hyperactive than Ruto is?

Ruto: [sitting in a corner] LINK! LINK! LINK! LINK! LINK!

Nabooru: THE PARTY WILL NEVER STOP!!!!

Dr.Frank: Say, exactly how many cups of coffee did you have today?

Nabooru: I LOST COUNT AFTER 53!!! PART-EY!!!! YAYNESS!!!

Dr.Frank: Know what? I think that you're not insane. You're just coffee-addicted.

Nabooru: WOOHOO!!! CAFFEINE!!! [passes out]

Dr.Frank: Erm . . . . Order!!

[the two men come in, drag Nabooru outside and lock the door again]

Dr.Frank: See how our group keeps getting smaller? I'm proud of you, really! So . . . Rauru!!!

Rauru: [is eating a chair] Huh?

Dr.Frank: Poor, poor chairs.

Saria: [holding up a lighter] Mweehehehehehehehehehehe!

Dr.Frank: Anyway, let's talk about your eating disorder.

Rauru: Ehfinfh [swallows chair] disorder?

Dr.Frank: Most likely, yes. Now, why do you eat?

Rauru: Because I'm hungry.

Dr.Frank: And why do you really eat?

Rauru: Be . . . be . . . because they all left me!! And my mom wouldn't talk to me and my dad wouldn't play baseball with me and my sisters wouldn't let me play with their dolls!!! Even my cat hated me!! Only . . . the . . . the fridge was my friend and so . . . . *sob*

Darunia: What . . . . a sad . . . . story . . . . .

Rauru+Darunia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: Very good. Let your emotions flow.

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Dr.Frank: Excellent. How do you feel now?

Darunia: Depressed.

Rauru: Hungry.

Dr.Frank: Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a wall.

Link: [talking to a wall] See, he does coffin understand us.

Dr.Frank: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Malon: You're so sexy when you're angry!

Dr.Frank: *twitch* *foam* *twitch*

Ganondorf: Hehe, very good. Let your emotions flow.

Dr.Frank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Narrator: And so Dr. Frank's rage - which he had pent-up in all the years - caused his house to simply explode.

Anime Obsessor YR: Wow. And I wasn't even there.

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[later, in a pile of rubble and dust which had formally been Dr. Frank's house]

Dr.Frank: Is everyone okay?

Darunia: I'm depressed.

Rauru: I'm hungry.

Malon: I'm horny.

Link: I'm a blue Italy squirrel.

DarkLink: No, I am!

Link: I am!

DarkLink: I am!

Saria: Uuuuuuuuh, pretty ashes!

Dr.Frank: I'll take this as a yes. And where are the others?

Ganondorf: *cough* DUST!!! *gasp*

Dr.Frank: OH MY GOD! GANONDORF IS GOING TO DIE!!

Link: Again moose?

Rauru: This is getting old.

Darunia: *yawn*

Malon: Dead people are sexy.

ReDeads: Why, thank you my dear!

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! REDEADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malon: *drool*

Ganondorf: *COUGH* *GASP* *COUGH*

Redead1: We thought that our master could use some anti-asthma juice.

Ganondorf: GASP!!! [grabs the bottle and swallows it]

Rauru: [rolls eyes] Glutton.

Ganondorf: *cough* Whew. That was close.

Dr.Frank: Thank God. Everyone's safe now.

Link: Where's Italy Ruto?

Ruzilla: [emerges from the rubble] RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

All: O__O

Ruzilla: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!!!

All: *gulp*

Ganondorf: My asthma-juice . . . . but it doesn't work!!

ReDead2: [reads label] Anti-asthma-juice, bread-flavored, doesn't cause any mutation at all.

Ganondorf: Damn.

Ruzilla: MWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The Zelda Master: DUN DA DA DUN DA DOOOOO!!!

Nathanael: Hey!! That was my line!!

The Zelda Master: Oh shut up!!

Nathanael: Meep! [disappears]

The Zelda Master: Now I shall punish you and seal you away forever!!!

Ruzilla: With your stupid anti-fish-freak-toothpick, or what? HA!!! I'M LAUGHING!!

The Zelda Master: But not for long!!! Because this is [draws a sword] the Anti-Fish-Freak Blade . . . . DELUXE!!!! [DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!]

Ruzilla: ACK!!!

SFX: STAB! STAB! POKE! OUCH! KILL! STAB! OW! ACK! EEEWW!! STAB!! POKE! POKE!! KILL!!!!!

Ruzilla: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! !!!!! [disappears]

The Zelda Master: Whew. That was close. Up up and away!!! [nothing happens] Uhm . . . . TAXI!!! [gets in a taxi and drives away]

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[a little bit later, in front of Dr. Frank's ex-house]

Ganondorf: And now?

Dr.Frank: OPEN AIR THERAPY!!

DarkLink+Link: YAY!!

Rauru: But fresh air makes me feel hungry!!

Darunia: And it makes me feel depressed!!

Malon: I think depressed and hungry people are sexy!

Rauru+Darunia: Really?????

Malon: Why of course!!

Rauru+Darunia: WOOOHOOO!!

Dr.Frank: *sigh* If you can't help them, let them go.

Rauru: DINNER AT MY PLACE!!

Malon+Darunia: YAY!!!

Narrator: And so Malon, Darunia and Rauru ran away, leaving four lunatics and a burning psychiatrist behind. One second. BURNING PSYCHIATRIST???

Dr.Frank: OW!!! SARIA!!!!

Saria: Uh, sorry. Hehe . . .

Dr.Frank: Order!!!

Lady Storm: KALOON KALAY!!

Dr.Frank: What???

Lady Storm: Never mind . . . . GIVE ME THAT!! [grabs Saria's lighter]

Saria: HEY!!!!!

Lady Storm: Excellent. You shall be my new husband. Lord Lighter!!!

Lighter: . . . . . .

Lady Storm: MWEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! [disappears]

Saria: My . . . . my . . . . my lighter! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Dr.Frank: PLEASE don't tell me that you're feeling depressed.

Saria: I . . . .I . . . .I feel . . . . okay. I . . . yes, I feel fine. I don't need to set random things on fire anymore. I'M SANE!!!

Dr.Frank: Yes Saria, you are! I'm proud of you!

Saria: Yayness!! [runs away]

Dr.Frank: What a nice little gir . . .one second. Where's my purse???

Saria: [in the distance] MWEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Dr.Frank: *sigh* At least my job's done for today.

Ganondorf: Whoa, one second!!

Dr.Frank: Don't worry. I think you're sane enough to let you go.

Ganondorf: Heck no, I'm talking about him!!! [points at Link who's arguing with his dark half]

Dr.Frank: Oh, Link you mean.

Ganondorf: He was the reason for the whole therapy, remember???

Dr.Frank: No, not at all.

Ganondorf: -_-***

Dr.Frank: But anyway, I guess all he needs is this. [hands Ganondorf a frying pan]

Ganondorf: What's that???

Dr.Frank: The Frying Pan Of Sanity [DEEDLE DEEDLE DUNNNN!!!]. Just hit him over the head and he'll regain eighty percent of his sanity. Just like that! [throws frying pan at Dark Link]

DarkLink: OW!!! Wait . . . . e=mc². I . . . I'M SANE!!! WOOHOO!!! [disappears]

Dr.Frank: See.

Ganondorf: And that's it?

Dr.Frank: That's it.

Ganondorf: AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER??? LIKE . . . . SEVEN YEARS AGO???

Dr.Frank: Uuuuhm . . . I . . . . forgot?

Ganondorf: --_--

Dr.Frank: Please . . . don't be angry?

Ganondorf: Why not?

Dr.Frank: Because . . . uhm . . . . because I know how Link can regain hundred percent of his sanity.

Ganondorf: Like I'd care . . .

Dr.Frank: Triforce.

Ganondorf: What did you just say??

Dr.Frank: As you surely know Link actually went insane because someone stole his Triforce of Courage.

Ganondorf: Yeah, now I remember.

Dr.Frank: I was assuming that this person wants the other pieces too. And so I took a look at a few old files of my former patients. You won't believe what I found out!!

Ganondorf: Just tell it already!!

Dr.Frank: The one who stole Link's Triforce is none other than-

- slow motion -

Cucco: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Ganondorf: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!!

Dr.Frank: Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?

Cucco: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!! !!! [flies up to Dr.Frank and stabs him with his beak]

Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dr.Frank: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhh! [falls down]

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Dr.Frank: You . . . . too . . . . Brutus . . . . . my . . . . . cucco? [dies]

Cucco: Bwaaaaak! [flies away]

Ganondorf: Erm . . . .

Link: Oh my moose God! He is apple dead!!!

Ganondorf: Yeah. Right. Anyway, hey Link!

Link: Huh?

- WHAM!!!! -

Link: Ow!!!! Why did you hit me with that pan???

Ganondorf: Why-did-you-hit-me-with-that-pan . . . . IT WORKS!!!

Link: Works?? What works? Wait . . . now I get it!! You wanted to take over Hyrule again!!!

Ganondorf: Wha-

Link: Oh my God! And you just stabbed that strange guy!!

Ganondorf: But he . . . .

Link: The power of my Triforce shall . . . . where is my Triforce???? You . . . you . . . YOU TOOK IT!!!

Ganondorf: I didn't-

Link: I will never let you conquer this beautiful land of mine!!

Ganondorf: But don't you remember a thing about the last . . . . 7 years????

Link: Thanks to your evil curse I don't.

Ganondorf: MY WHAT????

Link: But thanks to the Goddesses I remember what I have to do now. [draws the Master Sword]

Ganondorf: O_O

Link: YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR EVIL DEEDS!!!

Ganondorf: Uh . . . . erm . . . . but . . . . . . [picks up the Frying Pan of Insanity] . . . .uhm . . . HA!

Link: AH!!! OMIGOD!!! A PAN!!! A DOOMED PAN!!! AAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!! [runs away]

Ganondorf: Whew. Bless those twenty percent of insanity.

Narrator: . . . . Ganondorf said and walked back home where his trusty female Gerudo fellows were already waiting for him, ready to touch his-

THE END!!

Narrator: Or is it?

Queenie: Of course it's not!!

Narrator: Huh? So what's missing?

Suddenly Appearing Choir: THE EVERYONE-COMES-BACK-TO-LIFE-TO-SING-A-SONG ENDING THEME!!!

[music starts to play]

Nathanael: I proudly present you our random musical number one one one one one . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

Ravi: Pitchforks are flying and applesauce, right! ReDeads and redheads dance into the night. Conclusion! Confusion! A lawnmower ride, we're running in circles, it's Ganondorf's-

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Ganondorf: Oh God, please let this chapter be the last one one one one one . . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

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Dr.Frank: Randomness, broomsticks, Castle of MY-

Grocculies: Galabazoooooo!

Dr.Frank: You can break the curse, come on - just try! And then you blow up the Great Deku Tree.

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Link: Yummy, a cookie! I'm hungry and I wanna eat one one one one one . . . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

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Saria: It's fire! It's higher! A drinking game! Cross dressing people-

Anonymous Perverts: Oh what a shame!

Saria: And he shall name his son after the one he wants to see dead.

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Shakira: Uuuuh, guest appearances! Can I have one one one one one . . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

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Nabooru: Brainless dragons! Brainless minions!

Rauru: Better try cheese and onions!

Nabooru: Dialect, oh come on! And what about the gross national product?

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Ravi: They're all after the Triforce, but unfortunately there's only one one one one one . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dab da doo be doo!

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Great Fairy: The prize iz right, we're playing the game. Run around, jump down, come back again. It'z all about inzanity, I tell you.

Bright Ganon: Respect all your fellow beings so we can live a happy life!

Great Fairy: Oh zhut up! I can't hear it anymore. And curze those ztupid piez!!

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Ruto: Link's underwear! I had at least five of his speedos, but now it's only one one one one one . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

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Impa: Men are evil and they go round and round and round and round and I was like-

ReDeads: OMIGOD! I'm scared!

Impa: Yeah, right. Keep it down boys! I'm not selling anything here, so grab your beans and sing a song.

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Malon: Leave your message after the BEEP! BEEP! What? An answering machine? Jeez, I didn't even know that I had one one one one one . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and one and a doo be doo, na na na na, nanana doo, doo up dab dap da doo be doo!

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Talon: Aliens are evil, medication is evil, evil is medieval-

King Zora: Now I didn't get it. But anyway, where's the bathroom?

Talon: Help! Help! I hear voices everywhere!

Evoice: I wanna conquer the world and I go-

Talon: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Evoice: Yeah, right.

Queenie: Now look at this. The Troublesome Quest For Sanity is finally over but don't count your cuccos before they are hatched, because who knows - maybe this story wasn't the last one one one one one one . . . . . . .

SAC: One and one and a one is two, one and then say Good Bye to you, doo da good bye dee doo be doo, later then doo be doo see you!

[music stops, the screen goes black, leaving a sign behind saying;]

*~*~*~*~*~* THE END *~*~*~*~*~*

. . . . finally.

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