Fan Fiction ❯ Weeping Willow Creek -- Phone Call ❯ Phone Call ( One-Shot )

PHONE CALL

Quiet afternoon at the Miyamoto home; - Jane is practicing shooting outside on her target - Dick is inside talking to Richard about anger management - Billie is handcuffed and blind folded down in the rat-infested basement - Shawn and Drew are spying on Chris and his girlfriend making out - Shika's out with friends spreading her snobbish disease - Kari's watching educational movies in the family room - Timmy's with Murdoc and Maru in the kitchen watching their mom from the window.

"I wish the damn phone would ring," Maru said

"What was your grade again?" Timmy asked

"Huh...a 78%"

"What? Then why are you getting a phone call home?" Timmy asked, suprized.

"Because. i usually get 90 - 99%" Maru explained.

"Ha, yeah. Even I'm not doing good in history. I only have 90% when I usually get 98%" Murdoc said.

"Damn you girls are so smart..." Timmy said.

RING, RING!

"Murdoc, you answer first. Pretend you're me, okay?" Maru asked.

"Okay," said Murdoc as she piked up the receiver. "What?"

"Hello. Who am I speaking to, please?" the History teacher asked.

"This is Maru" Murdoc said.

"Oh, Maru. I would like to talk to one of your parents please." the teacher said.

"Fine." Murdoc said. She handed the phone to Maru.

"Hello. This is Jane Miyamoto, how may I help you?" Mary said.

"Um, yes Mrs. Miyamoto. I am calling on behalf of your daughter Maru's school. I'm afraid she hasn't been doing as well as she usually does, and it is very uncharacteristic of her."

"Oh dear me," said Maru in a fake concerned voice. "Whatever seems to be the problem?"

Timmy and Murdoc were laughing in the background

"Well, she is only getting a 78% in her grade 10 history class...she usually gets much higher grades." the teacher said.

"Oh, really? Well, maybe you should teach more interesting materials>" Maru said.

The laughing in the background became louder.

"Mrs. Miyamoto. Do you find something amusing? Maybe I could have a word with Maru's father"

"Ha ha. Okay. Hang on a minute" Maru put her hand over the receiver and asked Timmy to pretend to be Dick.

"Hello. This is Dick" Timmy said.

"Well, let's hope you're more mature than your giggly wife," the teacher said.

"You rude son of a bitch," Timmy said and hung up the phone.

The history teacher was surprised that Dick and Jane were acting like that because they were usually model individuals. So she got her car keys and drove to their house.

"Ha ha ha," Timmy said. "We should do this more often, we're good at this"

They went to go upstairs, and just as they came to the top stair, they got shoved by Richard. Dick came running out behind him.

"Wait!" Dick yelled.

They continued to their room. 10 minutes later the front door bell rang. Dick answered.

Dick and the history teacher had a little talk and they figured out what Murdoc and Maru did. Dick called them down.

"Maru, Murdoc. Come down here please" Dick said

Maru saw the history teacher.

"Uh oh" she said. Murdoc sat in the comfy chair, forcing Maru to sit beside her history teacher on the couch.

The history teacher put her hand on Maru's shoulder and said:

"Come on Maru. I know you're not like this. What's going on?"

Dick stood up and spilled his tea.

"I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO COUNSEL THIS DISTURBED CHILD!" he said, then ran sobbing out of the room.

"Leave me the fuck alone! Like, oh my god!" Maru said in a bitchy tone of voice.

"Holy shit Maru! Shut the hell up! You're so bitchy! I wish i could slit your throat right now!" Murdoc fantasized about killing Maru when the history teacher wrote in her notebook that Murdoc may be the cause of Maru's suffering grades.

"Well, I'm sure we can get to the root of this" the teacher said.

Just the Jane walked in, still holding her gun with the safety off.

"Oh, my gosh! What's this?" the teacher screamed.

Jane put her gun away, and was about to apologize when there was a loud banging noise from in the basement. Billie ran upstairs tattered and torn, yelling obscenities and tripping over his feet.

"What-? Billie Miyamoto? I thought you were at boarding school!" the history teacher gasped. "I'm sorry. I have to go now.." The history teacher said, while trying to remember the phone number for social services.

Then Chris came downstairs drunk and high and shoved Kari down on the way by smashing a beer bottle over her head.

The teacher watched in horror as Richard ran in the house and lit the carpet on fire.

Meanwhile, Timmy was sleeping and when he woke up, he was oblivious and thought everyone was gone. So he came downstairs...

And everyone saw him and ran up to him.

"Oh, I thought you were dead!", "I missed you so much!"

Then Murdoc slaps Maru across the face.

"Wake up damn you!" Murdoc said

"What's going on?" Maru asked

"You fell asleep. Your teach called and left a message. We erased it before mom and dad saw though." Murdoc explained.

THE END