Fatal Fury Fan Fiction ❯ Freshest Meat in Southtown ❯ I Can't Come Up With A Clever Title ( Chapter 3 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Yamazaki: How is it, Terry?
Terry: Good, though it has a bit too much fat.
Yamazaki: Yeah, he was, wasn't he...
Terry: What?
Yamazaki: Nothing.
Billy Kane: (speaking in stereotypical British accent) 'ey, I got another delivery 'ere!
Yamazaki: Let's see what you've got.
Billy: (shows Yamazaki a bloody body bag)This one's premium cut, 'ard as 'ell to take down, bloody son of a bitch jus' didn't want 'a die.
Yamazaki: (opens bag enough to see inside) ...Yes. This is nice. He'll last a while.
Terry: Hey Billy, I didn't know you were into livestock.
Billy: Terry? Well, uh, yeah, I been in livestock all my life.
Terry: You work for Geese.
Billy: ...right. Y'see I run this 'ere farm during my free time.
Terry: You have a farm?
Billy: Yeah, I inherited it from me father.
Terry: I thought you were from England.
Billy: I'm from New England.
Terry: Oh (goes back to eating)
Billy: Damn nosy Yank...
Yamazaki: So how much do you want?
Billy: Forty pounds.
Yamazaki: I told you I ain't paying in British currency.
Terry: What? Not even a bloody quid?
Yamazaki: No!
Billy: I got no use for Yankee money!
Yamazaki: Then get outta here! That one's not even alive!
Billy: (begins to leave) Stinkin' no good git, I've a right mind ta...
Terry: You shouldn't have kicked him out like that, Yamazaki, he might be part of a farmer's union.
Yamazaki: Damn, you're a fu....Geese!
Geese: (comes in) Yamazaki, this is quite a nice place you have.
Yamazaki: What the hell do you want?
Geese: THIS.
Yamazaki: It ain't for sale!
Geese: Hm. Hm hm...heh heh...hah hah hah! You don't have a choice! When Geese Howard wants something, he gets it!
*The End*
....on second thought, that's a bad way to end the story, so I'll try to write up one more chapter.
Terry: Good, though it has a bit too much fat.
Yamazaki: Yeah, he was, wasn't he...
Terry: What?
Yamazaki: Nothing.
Billy Kane: (speaking in stereotypical British accent) 'ey, I got another delivery 'ere!
Yamazaki: Let's see what you've got.
Billy: (shows Yamazaki a bloody body bag)This one's premium cut, 'ard as 'ell to take down, bloody son of a bitch jus' didn't want 'a die.
Yamazaki: (opens bag enough to see inside) ...Yes. This is nice. He'll last a while.
Terry: Hey Billy, I didn't know you were into livestock.
Billy: Terry? Well, uh, yeah, I been in livestock all my life.
Terry: You work for Geese.
Billy: ...right. Y'see I run this 'ere farm during my free time.
Terry: You have a farm?
Billy: Yeah, I inherited it from me father.
Terry: I thought you were from England.
Billy: I'm from New England.
Terry: Oh (goes back to eating)
Billy: Damn nosy Yank...
Yamazaki: So how much do you want?
Billy: Forty pounds.
Yamazaki: I told you I ain't paying in British currency.
Terry: What? Not even a bloody quid?
Yamazaki: No!
Billy: I got no use for Yankee money!
Yamazaki: Then get outta here! That one's not even alive!
Billy: (begins to leave) Stinkin' no good git, I've a right mind ta...
Terry: You shouldn't have kicked him out like that, Yamazaki, he might be part of a farmer's union.
Yamazaki: Damn, you're a fu....Geese!
Geese: (comes in) Yamazaki, this is quite a nice place you have.
Yamazaki: What the hell do you want?
Geese: THIS.
Yamazaki: It ain't for sale!
Geese: Hm. Hm hm...heh heh...hah hah hah! You don't have a choice! When Geese Howard wants something, he gets it!
*The End*
....on second thought, that's a bad way to end the story, so I'll try to write up one more chapter.