Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Avatar The Last Airbender Fan Fiction ❯ Aangu VS Lightning Farron! ❯ The apchocolypse ( Chapter 1 )
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By: nukemouse 
THE WAR HAS BEeGUN! WHO WILL WIN?!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Avatar The Last Airbender Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Horror / Sci-fi | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.26.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
THE WAR HAS BEeGUN! WHO WILL WIN?!
Non Anime: Final Fantasy - All Series Fan Fiction / Avatar The Last Airbender Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Fantasy / Horror / Sci-fi | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.26.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 186 | Status: Completed
Dis story is not true. It be lies and nonsense and it is safe to reed.
“GUUUUUUUUUWOOOOAR!” An ebil roar rang thru the fire kingdom as Orphan fell from da sky and crashed into da palace.
“What is the meaning of dis?” Azura hissed as she stood up and shook her fist at the owl gawd. “I shan’t have you trying to ruin my coronation today!”
“SILENCE FOO!” Orphan roared again as it raised a weeng. “I have come to give you power… UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
Azura widened her eyez as she shit in her pantees. “POWAAAAH?! OMG! THE POWAAAAH?!”
“YES, BEETCH! THE POWAAAH IS IN YOUR HEADS!” Orphan barfed up a golden guitar and it fell to the grund.
Azura grabbed the guitar, turning her into LADY GAGA! “OMFG, I AM BYOOTIFUL!!!!” She sung in a loud, ear-pierceing voice!
“COME ON, BEETCH! ITS TIME TO BLOW UP DA WORLD!” The owl grabbed Gaga and they began killing everyone in da Fire Kingdom.
Meanwhile, Aangu and friends were at the kingdome, looking for Azura.
“Nao, guys. I want this to bee all speuhul and stuff-“ Soccer wagged his finger, all smart-like.
SUDDENLY BOOM!
The fire kingdom was in shambles and everyone was screamin’ or cryin or dyin or all three!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Zuco wailed like little girl as he sank to his knees and cry fell out.
Catara clasped her hands and kneeled to Zuco. “I’m sorry, Zuco.”
“THAT BEETCH! AZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Zuco roared like Reb Brown and raised his hands in air in anguish.
Aangu glared at the sky. “ORPHAN!” He jumped into the air and glew like the sun! “Thou wilt not get away with this misdeed!”
“AANGU, COME BACK!” Catara screamed.
“I’ll get him,” Topher jumped into the air after him.
“Topher, no!” Soccer cried.
Aangu flew at mach speed, but Topher managed to catch up with him like dat!
“STAY OUT OF THIS, TOPHER! THIS IS MY FIGHT AND MINE ALONE!” Aangu barked like dog.
“This is our fight, buddy-boyo!” Topher shot boulder at the owl gawd, but Gaga zapped her sparkle beam at her, killing her dead.
“NO! TOPHERRRRRR!” Aangu screamed in rage and anguish.
The dead, blinded little gurl fell into the ocean, were sharks and dolphoins ate her bodee.
“BY DA POWER OF HOPE!” Aangu released a HUUUUUUUGE beam of DOOM upon the unnamed continnento, blowing it up to bits!
“AANGU! NO!” Catara screamed. “STOP HURTING THE INNOSENTS!”
“SILENCE, FOOL!” Aangu swooped down and knocked out Catara. And for added measure, he shoved a cactus up Soccer’s anus.
“MY ANUS WAS NOT READY!!!!!” Soccer fell over, drooling like mad.
Aangu let out a scary roar as his eyes bulged, his ears became pointed, and worms sprouted from his arms, legs, stomach, and his dick.
“UNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Aangu was no longer human. He became a FAL’CIE! The worms then became his new skin, which was black as night was blue as rain!
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!” Aangu looked at Catara and dove towards her and ripped off her clothes and reeped her and rapped her.
Soon, Catara was pregnant with Aangu’s baby and the father left to stop Orphan. “Aangu, please don’t die…”
Meanwhile, Lightning was fucking Sera in her arse. “OH, BIG SIS! I LOVE IT! MORE!” Sera wailed.
Suddenly, a call can be heard. Lightning grabed the phon. “Wat.” She snapped. Her eyes flew open in horror. “AANGU?! GOOD GAWD!” She threw the phone at the wall and pushed Sera off of her. “GAWDDAYUM!” The soldier drew her blade and ran out of the room, in da nood!
“SIS! YOU FORGOT YOUR BRA!” Sera tossed her bra at Lightning. “TANKS!” Lightning put it on and flew into the sky, searching for Aangu!
MEANWHILE!
Aangu was fighting with Gaga and Orphan! Gaga was stripping off his flesh and eatin it, while Orphan was tryin’ to pull out his liver.
“GARARARAAHA!” Aangu screamed in angoneee! “STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!”
“Just shut up and be a good little meat sack.” Gaga licked her ruby lips.
“OR IMM’A TEAR YOU UP LIKE PROMETHIUS!” Orphan roared.
Aangu roared and roared, until he could roar no more. Gaga and Orphan began to make hot, sexy love on his body.
“NOOOOOO! SOMEONE HEEEELP MEEEH!” Aangu sobbed.
Just then, a man began singing!
“TORANSUFOOMU!” Armor surrounded Lightning as she flew into the air. “SETTO APPU!” The breastplate latched onto lightning’s chest, and the four bracers latched onto her arms and legs.
“HEDDO ON!” The helmet set itself on her head and Lightning shone like the stars. “LIGHTNING STRIKE… SANJOU!”
“LIGHTNING, YOU SHINY, ASSLESS MOTHERFUCKER!” Orphan bellowed. The owl gawd roared in anger as he released EVERY missile from his body at the shiny warrior.
Gaga waited until the smoke cleared. Lightning emerged from the smoke and cut Orphan’s wing with her laser sword of POWAH!
“LIGHTNING, RUN! THEY’RE TOO STRONG!” Aangu screamed like baby.
Gaga snuck behind her and groped her fine, womanly arse. “So sexy…” She licked her lips sensually as she kissed it over and over again.
Suddenly, Light’s ass let out an acid cloud that ate Gaga’s face. “OH GAWD!” Gaga shirked like banshee.
“YOU BEETCH!” Orphan roared and flew at her IN MACH SPEED!
“GREAT DASH!” Lightning swung her sword and Orphan split in two! “I WON!” Lightning let out a huge fart, killing all angry birds!
“LIGHTNING!” Aangu roared in anger as he flew to her in a rage. “YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!”
“WHAT FRIENDS?! THOSE SHITTY BIRDS?! WAKE UP! TAKE A BREATH! YOU SMELL THAT?! THAT’S DEATH!” Lightning snapped at him.
“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEH!” Gaga screamed as she clawed at her face. “I’M DYING!”
“SHUT UP!” Lightning and Aangu ripped off her breasts from her chest and threw them into the sea.
“AAAAARGHGHGHA!” Gaga wailed in pain as blood erupted from her chest. “MOMMY!” Then she feel to the earth and died.
Aangu let out a huge roar and transformed into a bulgy giant man and pounded his chest. “LIGHTNING, PREPARE YOUR ANUS, FOR I WILL RAPE YOU FOREVER UNTIL YOU CRY!”
“Do it, you muscle-bounded fuck of a man.” Lightning drew out her gunblade and flew towards him, hoping to cut him in two.
Meanwhile, on the grund…
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Catara scramed in agoneee as she was giving new life. “SOCCER! KILL ME!”
“I can’t.” The waterbinder held his ass in paine. “Aangu raped me. I wasn’t ready.”
“SOCCER, PLEASE!” Catara’s belly grew bigger and bigger until finally, it popped, spreading gore everywhere as Aangu Juinor flew to the skies, anger on his little face.
“AAAAAAANGU!” Lightning hacked away at his shiny pecs as Aangu kept punching at her chest.
“LIGHTINING, DIE! DIE FOREVER FOR ME! DIE IN HELL!” Aangu was crazy as fuck as he kept spouting out mad shit.
“No.” Lightning stabbed him in his dick, which exploded in a thousand pieces.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!” Aangu screamed as he lost his powers and fell into the sea.
“Fucking New-“ Lightning froze as her ass started crying. “What is it, honey?”
Suddenly, Junior flew into her face and said, “Prepare your anus, woman.” He said in a deep voice.
TO BE CUNTINUED!
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“GUUUUUUUUUWOOOOAR!” An ebil roar rang thru the fire kingdom as Orphan fell from da sky and crashed into da palace.
“What is the meaning of dis?” Azura hissed as she stood up and shook her fist at the owl gawd. “I shan’t have you trying to ruin my coronation today!”
“SILENCE FOO!” Orphan roared again as it raised a weeng. “I have come to give you power… UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
Azura widened her eyez as she shit in her pantees. “POWAAAAH?! OMG! THE POWAAAAH?!”
“YES, BEETCH! THE POWAAAH IS IN YOUR HEADS!” Orphan barfed up a golden guitar and it fell to the grund.
Azura grabbed the guitar, turning her into LADY GAGA! “OMFG, I AM BYOOTIFUL!!!!” She sung in a loud, ear-pierceing voice!
“COME ON, BEETCH! ITS TIME TO BLOW UP DA WORLD!” The owl grabbed Gaga and they began killing everyone in da Fire Kingdom.
Meanwhile, Aangu and friends were at the kingdome, looking for Azura.
“Nao, guys. I want this to bee all speuhul and stuff-“ Soccer wagged his finger, all smart-like.
SUDDENLY BOOM!
The fire kingdom was in shambles and everyone was screamin’ or cryin or dyin or all three!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Zuco wailed like little girl as he sank to his knees and cry fell out.
Catara clasped her hands and kneeled to Zuco. “I’m sorry, Zuco.”
“THAT BEETCH! AZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Zuco roared like Reb Brown and raised his hands in air in anguish.
Aangu glared at the sky. “ORPHAN!” He jumped into the air and glew like the sun! “Thou wilt not get away with this misdeed!”
“AANGU, COME BACK!” Catara screamed.
“I’ll get him,” Topher jumped into the air after him.
“Topher, no!” Soccer cried.
Aangu flew at mach speed, but Topher managed to catch up with him like dat!
“STAY OUT OF THIS, TOPHER! THIS IS MY FIGHT AND MINE ALONE!” Aangu barked like dog.
“This is our fight, buddy-boyo!” Topher shot boulder at the owl gawd, but Gaga zapped her sparkle beam at her, killing her dead.
“NO! TOPHERRRRRR!” Aangu screamed in rage and anguish.
The dead, blinded little gurl fell into the ocean, were sharks and dolphoins ate her bodee.
“BY DA POWER OF HOPE!” Aangu released a HUUUUUUUGE beam of DOOM upon the unnamed continnento, blowing it up to bits!
“AANGU! NO!” Catara screamed. “STOP HURTING THE INNOSENTS!”
“SILENCE, FOOL!” Aangu swooped down and knocked out Catara. And for added measure, he shoved a cactus up Soccer’s anus.
“MY ANUS WAS NOT READY!!!!!” Soccer fell over, drooling like mad.
Aangu let out a scary roar as his eyes bulged, his ears became pointed, and worms sprouted from his arms, legs, stomach, and his dick.
“UNNNNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Aangu was no longer human. He became a FAL’CIE! The worms then became his new skin, which was black as night was blue as rain!
“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAH!” Aangu looked at Catara and dove towards her and ripped off her clothes and reeped her and rapped her.
Soon, Catara was pregnant with Aangu’s baby and the father left to stop Orphan. “Aangu, please don’t die…”
Meanwhile, Lightning was fucking Sera in her arse. “OH, BIG SIS! I LOVE IT! MORE!” Sera wailed.
Suddenly, a call can be heard. Lightning grabed the phon. “Wat.” She snapped. Her eyes flew open in horror. “AANGU?! GOOD GAWD!” She threw the phone at the wall and pushed Sera off of her. “GAWDDAYUM!” The soldier drew her blade and ran out of the room, in da nood!
“SIS! YOU FORGOT YOUR BRA!” Sera tossed her bra at Lightning. “TANKS!” Lightning put it on and flew into the sky, searching for Aangu!
MEANWHILE!
Aangu was fighting with Gaga and Orphan! Gaga was stripping off his flesh and eatin it, while Orphan was tryin’ to pull out his liver.
“GARARARAAHA!” Aangu screamed in angoneee! “STOOOOOOOOOOOPPPP!”
“Just shut up and be a good little meat sack.” Gaga licked her ruby lips.
“OR IMM’A TEAR YOU UP LIKE PROMETHIUS!” Orphan roared.
Aangu roared and roared, until he could roar no more. Gaga and Orphan began to make hot, sexy love on his body.
“NOOOOOO! SOMEONE HEEEELP MEEEH!” Aangu sobbed.
Just then, a man began singing!
“TORANSUFOOMU!” Armor surrounded Lightning as she flew into the air. “SETTO APPU!” The breastplate latched onto lightning’s chest, and the four bracers latched onto her arms and legs.
“HEDDO ON!” The helmet set itself on her head and Lightning shone like the stars. “LIGHTNING STRIKE… SANJOU!”
“LIGHTNING, YOU SHINY, ASSLESS MOTHERFUCKER!” Orphan bellowed. The owl gawd roared in anger as he released EVERY missile from his body at the shiny warrior.
Gaga waited until the smoke cleared. Lightning emerged from the smoke and cut Orphan’s wing with her laser sword of POWAH!
“LIGHTNING, RUN! THEY’RE TOO STRONG!” Aangu screamed like baby.
Gaga snuck behind her and groped her fine, womanly arse. “So sexy…” She licked her lips sensually as she kissed it over and over again.
Suddenly, Light’s ass let out an acid cloud that ate Gaga’s face. “OH GAWD!” Gaga shirked like banshee.
“YOU BEETCH!” Orphan roared and flew at her IN MACH SPEED!
“GREAT DASH!” Lightning swung her sword and Orphan split in two! “I WON!” Lightning let out a huge fart, killing all angry birds!
“LIGHTNING!” Aangu roared in anger as he flew to her in a rage. “YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!”
“WHAT FRIENDS?! THOSE SHITTY BIRDS?! WAKE UP! TAKE A BREATH! YOU SMELL THAT?! THAT’S DEATH!” Lightning snapped at him.
“SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEH!” Gaga screamed as she clawed at her face. “I’M DYING!”
“SHUT UP!” Lightning and Aangu ripped off her breasts from her chest and threw them into the sea.
“AAAAARGHGHGHA!” Gaga wailed in pain as blood erupted from her chest. “MOMMY!” Then she feel to the earth and died.
Aangu let out a huge roar and transformed into a bulgy giant man and pounded his chest. “LIGHTNING, PREPARE YOUR ANUS, FOR I WILL RAPE YOU FOREVER UNTIL YOU CRY!”
“Do it, you muscle-bounded fuck of a man.” Lightning drew out her gunblade and flew towards him, hoping to cut him in two.
Meanwhile, on the grund…
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” Catara scramed in agoneee as she was giving new life. “SOCCER! KILL ME!”
“I can’t.” The waterbinder held his ass in paine. “Aangu raped me. I wasn’t ready.”
“SOCCER, PLEASE!” Catara’s belly grew bigger and bigger until finally, it popped, spreading gore everywhere as Aangu Juinor flew to the skies, anger on his little face.
“AAAAAAANGU!” Lightning hacked away at his shiny pecs as Aangu kept punching at her chest.
“LIGHTINING, DIE! DIE FOREVER FOR ME! DIE IN HELL!” Aangu was crazy as fuck as he kept spouting out mad shit.
“No.” Lightning stabbed him in his dick, which exploded in a thousand pieces.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!” Aangu screamed as he lost his powers and fell into the sea.
“Fucking New-“ Lightning froze as her ass started crying. “What is it, honey?”
Suddenly, Junior flew into her face and said, “Prepare your anus, woman.” He said in a deep voice.
TO BE CUNTINUED!
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